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January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day

I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits…. I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her… I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls… I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy. Right? The post January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day

I guess single mom with a fatherless child is promoting some movie, because no one has said her name in what must be years since she got knocked up by a random celeb or executive that didn’t realize she wasn’t on the pill, or that accidents happen, because up until that point all problems just went away with the right cash settlement…maybe that’s why he’s a mystery…they have a deal. Either way, I know the one night stand pregnancy all too well, it happened to a friend of mine, these girls set this shit up because they are self involved, it is their body and they get you to cum in them, and being a man, how can you not cum in a bitch when she asks you to. Anyway, I’m not going to google her bullshit, but she is topless in this magazine, I thought her tits were bigger, and she’s in the tabloids for marrying her costar Will Forte, who I guess like the ratings, more than he dislikes morally questionable women…as the world loves that shit… Here she is in that magazine…boring. The post January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is a magical creature sent from the beach, to the internet, via 1000s of bikini pics…who along with showcasing her awesome fit ass, like so many other girls try to do…is also a professional surfer…so she has a good excuse…and it also means she makes her living surfing…and that’s pretty fucking amazing considering how most of the world makes their living by not surfing but rather doing shitty fucking jobs that contribute to making some other asshole rich… Well, it looks like Anastasia, as lovely as she is, has ventured out to start her own Jewelry line , and it’s safe to say that these pics are probably the bet way I’ve seen Jewelry marketed, not that I’ve ever seen Jewelry marketed, but you get what I am saying and that is that the Jewelry doesn’t matter…thanks to that ass. See Her Jewelry HERE See Her Jewelry HERE

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Anastasia Ashley Promotes Her Jewelry Line the Best of the Day

Ashley Benson Still On Set of the Day

Ashley Benson is a bit of a dump truck of a girl from Spring Breakers, but she’s very famous to young people and I guess that’s the market you want to be famous in, since they are the fucking future, as depressing or scary as that may be, if you’ve ever talked to a young person, you’ll get what I am saying…we are doomed. They are retards.. That said, I am not against Ashely Benson, she’s just a little on the chunky side and I don’t’ really get why she doesn’t just watch what she eats and maybe work out a little – it’s not like a fucking crazy formula to get fit… She’s rich and has access to trainers and should probably quit fucking around…even if she still get cast in movies dressed in panties…like this… I am a firm believer that her best work was TOPLESS SUNBATHING I’m not hating her…she could just do better…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE ON SET PICS CLICK HERE

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January Jones in Lingerie for Vogue Italy of the Day

I think the highlight of January Jones was that she got knocked up in a one night stand, or maybe by a sperm donor, because she’s never released the identity of her baby’s father, but rather plans to raise him in a single parent house, without a male figure, cuz she’s “got this handled”… Leading to her throwing money at him in his teens to make up for not giving him a father figure, that will not make up for not having a father figure but that will lead to drug use and premature death due to entitled, broken, spoiled brat syndrome, smoking heroin with the other rich kids because that’s what happens when you go against the church… Or maybe, just maybe it will turn out fine…but I like to think it all stems from her ego, all actors are narcissist…and more importantly, so do these lingerie pics…but I approve of these more than bastard babies…

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January Jones in Lingerie for Vogue Italy of the Day

January Jones in Lingerie for Vogue Italy of the Day

I think the highlight of January Jones was that she got knocked up in a one night stand, or maybe by a sperm donor, because she’s never released the identity of her baby’s father, but rather plans to raise him in a single parent house, without a male figure, cuz she’s “got this handled”… Leading to her throwing money at him in his teens to make up for not giving him a father figure, that will not make up for not having a father figure but that will lead to drug use and premature death due to entitled, broken, spoiled brat syndrome, smoking heroin with the other rich kids because that’s what happens when you go against the church… Or maybe, just maybe it will turn out fine…but I like to think it all stems from her ego, all actors are narcissist…and more importantly, so do these lingerie pics…but I approve of these more than bastard babies…

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of July 21

Isabella Rossini from Naked News is back with the latest edition of Hollywood Xposed, and taking it all off while talking about all the best Hollywood nudes! This week, she keeps us abreast of the latest like Under The Skin starring Scarlett Johannsson and Hemlock Grove starring Madeline Brewer and Alexandra Gordon !

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January Jones Hates Driving Selfies, Posts Own Driving Selfie

Note to January Jones: There are better ways than this to make a point. Safer ways, too. The Mad Men actress took to Instagram this week in order to state how much she despises selfies snapped behind the wheel… only to prove her point by snapping a selfie behind the wheel. “hate selfies while driving, I look so distracted. #bvlgari #beatit,” Jones wrote as a caption to the following image. At least Jones didn’t actually crash while taking this picture. And then post the video of that car crash online while in the hospital. Kendall Jenner also filmed footage of herself driving , making silly faces into the camera while other vehicle sped on by. And, trust us, January Jones: you do not want to start acting like Kendall Jenner . 19 Types of Celebrity Selfies 1. The Cleavage Selfie Cleavage and boob selfies abound on Instagram and Twitter. Kind of like Courtney Stodden’s boobs abound in this selfie.

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Marcie Kieskiewicz in a Hot Fashion Video for Nowness of the Day

The people at NOWNESS produced this interesting artsy fartsy video of some model getting syrup poured onto her naked body…which sold me on whatever they were doing.. Normally, I would have taken a shit on these kinds of things because they remind me of bullshit student films that attempt to be high concept but that miss the fucking mark…you know shot beautifully with irony or whatever…but the fact is when you present a script, a concept and pretend it’s for fashion or art, the quality girl getting naked in it – goes up substantially…It’s just a mind fuck… So I don’t really find “fashion films” to be good, I like what they do to women, and I am not about to jerk off to this, but it’s nice to look at…but then again I don’t watch porn, or jerk off to porn, but I know I hate it. Not in a “I think it’s the fall of society kind of way”…but in a it bores the fuck out of me, the girls don’t impress me, the quality of the production is shady at best, and the fact is that it’s free on the internet so what the fuck do you expect.. I’m less a guy who jerks off to video and more the kind of guy who masturbates to memories of a better time…

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Tip of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness erotica is Izabel Goulart…here she is teaching a move that girls can copy at home to try to get her ass and stomach and that guys can masturabte to instead of trying to masturbate to it at the gym where they will get in trouble and more importantly be masturbating to girls who don’t look like Iza Goulart, but who look more like the walmart cashier trying to get into her summer at the trailer park vacation bikini body…because girls like Izabel Goulart produce videos for you to join in on the fun, but don’t work out in public places for you to actually get in on the fun…and I’m just glad she’s doing it.

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