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Two Big Reasons To Watch Jersey Shore

I don’t watch Jersey Shore because I”m an adult and I see enough douchebags in my daily life that I tend to watch TV as an escape from them, but this JWoWW aka Jenni Farley chick is giving me two very big and soft reasons to tune in. Nobody told me there were big fake boobs on the show, I can sit through half an hour of fake tans and Ed Hardy t-shirts for a few minutes of big fake boobies. I’m going to have to watch this garbage with the sound off aren’t I?

And Best Picture Goes to … ‘Jersey Shore’?

Filed under: TV , Jersey Shore We’re pretty sure The Situation, Pauly D and Ronnie were not in “The Hurt Locker” — but if they were, this is what it would look like.It’s all part of a series for “Lopez Tonight” where the “Jersey Shore” peeps re-enact scenes from this year’s Best … Permalink

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Jersey Shore Crew Brings Down the House…Literally

Snooki has officially broken through the glass ceiling. While celebrating the Jewish holiday of Purim at Manhattan hotspot Solo Saturday night, Jersey Shore’s Snooks and Vinny…

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Snooki — Protect the Poof

Filed under: Jersey Shore When the glass roof shattered at a Purim party in New York City, and glass rained down from the sky, all Snooki was worried about was her poof. Snooki, her guido BF, and her guido BFF Vinny were all in good spirits after leaving the party. And to the … Permalink

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J-Woww on Jersey Shore Fashion: Do-Over!

Jersey Shore star J-Woww (Jenni Farley) was known for her risque fashion selections on the first season of MTV’s breakout hit show. To her chagrin. She wishes she could have a few fashion do-overs when it comes to her style. Asked to pick her biggest fashion regret, she couldn’t even pick one. “Oh! Everything on the show,” J-Woww told MTV News . “I was really sick during the shooting of it. I ended up going to the doctors and the hospital.” “So, like, everything!” Even the relatively conservative outfit seen here … J-Woww’s not kidding about earrings. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] While she still has Season 2 to think up some better looks, she knows the one thing she will always include in any one of her outfits: “Earrings!” We suppose that even if you see J-Woww nude , she will be wearing those: “I have chubby ears, so I gotta wear my earrings, no matter what.” J-Woww should start packing up all hers, since the Jersey Shore cast is hitting the road for and getting ready to take South Beach in Season 2 . “[Expect] more hookups,” J-Woww said. “More drama – a lot more. I don’t know [what the drama will be about]. We haven’t really changed, but we have.” Of the Jersey Shore cast , she adds: “We’re a bigger family, which I love. So, when we’re all together, we know each other, so there is no [holding back].”

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Who Would You Rather: D-List Reality Star Style!

When three reality TV D-listers collide in one photo, there’s no telling what will happen. Except us asking which one of ’em you’d most like to … you know. On the left, Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, a.k.a. the girl who quit after one episode and now regrets it. In the middle, Real Housewives of New Jersey prostitution whore Danielle Staub. On the right, former Living Lohan star and worst mom ever Dina Lohan. They were all at some event this week. What it was, we can’t recall right now. A reality TV convention for washed up non-stars? Who’s to say. But tell us … Who would you rather …

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J-Woww: the Next Kim Kardashian?

One would think Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and Kim Kardashian could be like total BFFs, but they won’t be collaborating on skanky fashion or Quik Trim anytime soon. That’s because the Jersey Shore star completely upstaged the professional celebrity at the launch of her new Kardashians for Bebe line in New York February 16. According to reports, throngs of J-Woww admirers, which apparently exist, couldn’t keep away from her, even asking if they could touch her gigantic fake boobs. Imagine how that’s gotta make Kim Kardashian feel. So hurt was the future Mrs. Reggie Bush that she refused to pose for any pictures with J-Woww or let her backstage at her show that night. Oh, it is on , b!tches. Somebody’s jealous! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] But are these two really that different? Or is Kim just seething because she and J-Woww have so much in common, and the guidette is stealing her thunder? Think about it. Kim’s longtime boyfriend is NFL star Reggie Bush. J-Woww likes guys, “tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones.” Yes. One of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes right there. Meanwhile, wherever Kim goes, Kourtney, Khloe or one of her 16 brothers or sisters are sure to follow, while J-Woww and the Jersey Shore cast are mad tight. Maybe it’s a stretch, but is J-Woww the next Kim? Can anybody really replace Kim in terms of achieving undisputed A-list status for no real reason? Tough call.

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Jersey Shore Cast Invades L.A.

The Jersey Shore cast is ready to take Miami . But first it’s off to L.A. for a press tour for Snooki, DJ Pauly D, The Situation , Vinny, Sammi and Ronnie. Are they ready for L.A.? Hells yeah these guidos are. But is L.A. ready for them? Doesn’t look like they have much of a choice, but here’s the cast of MTV’s breakout hit, mugging for the cameras right after touching down at LAX Airport … DIRTY HALF-DOZEN : The Jersey Shore cast members arrive in a location where people besides them are actually tan. Possibly from the sun, even . The gang appears to be in fine, orange, Ed Hardy-wearing form. We can’t wait to see where they turn up next … actually we can, but will find out for you anyway. Click to enlarge more pictures of the Jersey Shore cast at LAX … [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Bar Refaeli Mounts The Situation

Filed under: Hot Bodies , Jersey Shore WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?The Situation from “Jersey Shore” was actually allowed to place the hottest women on the planet, Bar Refaeli, on his shoulders during a recent photo shoot for Interview Magazine … while they were … Permalink

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Look Out Guido Juice Heads, Here Come’s Snooki

We can only imagine the caption that will accompany the picture that Snooki took before posting it on her Twitter account… “Yo Juiceheads in LA better watch out cuz Snooki is comin.” “Look out hippos cuz snooki is comin and ready to partay.” She didn’t say any of those things, but she did manage to snap a picture while waiting in line at a security checkpoint at JFK.