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Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Amazing Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by admin2| Leave a comment

I don’t know what these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio eating her lollipop in Brazil are for. I don’t care that she’s a half naked mom working the street corner all made up like the kind of mom’s I like to hang out with at 4 am while drunk and near a back alley…I just want to see the video. I know the whole mom thing would me you think she has horrible Lollipop eating skills, and is more of “just put it inside me, I sucked your dick for 3 minutes” kind of girl…you know up on some “I don’t want to put effort into this, I’m Alessandra Ambrosio, you’re lucky I’m letting you touch me”…kind of blow jobber that’s not a blow jobber at all…but ends up a breeder – cuz sometimes…you get pregnant and when you’re catholic…sometimes…you don’t get the abortion you probably should…because Religion makes decisions for us…especially when conflicted titty models are the ones knocked up…it’s like you can shit on Jesus as a career getting naked for men to jerk off to you – even married men…but you can’t abort his babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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Jessica Lowndes Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian I never met even though we all know each other…because instead of joining for a snow shoe and polar bear hunt like we Canadians do to get to know each other…she ran off to be famous and too good for me thanks some very very important TV show called 90210…a show that amazes me even exists because it already happened and reliving it like it was Degrassi just made no fucking sense…but what does make sense is that she’s showing off her bikini body on instagram trying to compete with the girls who matter on instagram…who only post pics of their bikinis…because that’s what Instagram is all about…

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Jessica Lowndes Red Sox World Series Selfie of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes must be up on instagram trends because she’s mastered the art of the selfie…we call this one “my head is chopped out because I didn’t have time to do my make-up, but my mom body looks banging”…coupled with the “this sports team just won, I am going to put on the shirt and hash tag it because I know everyone will be searching that hash tag and I am going to bottom feed some followers”… because being a girl make social media a fucking joke..I could turn a homeless chick into a 1,000,000 follower internet celeb with no marketable talents…because the internet is a fucking joke…but this pic of Lowndes…is pretty serious…

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Celebrity Babes Do Halloween

Posted on October 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Because Halloween is a pervert’s celebrity blogger’s favorite holiday, I’ve got a whole bunch of costumed hotties for you guys from over the weekend. So go ahead and enjoy Elisabetta Canalis , Naya Rivera , Fergie , Laeticia Hallyday , Chelsea Handler , Nicky Hilton , Kristin Chenoweth , Francesca Eastwood , Kelly Brook , Lady Victoria Hervey , Stephanie Pratt , Molly Sims , Jessica Lowndes , Cindy Crawford , Alessandra Ambrosio , and Vanessa Hudgens . But maybe not Julianne Hough , who dressed up like Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black , for some reason (maybe she just hates her publicist?). So let’s see, blackface and zero skin, a double no-no. Next time just stick to a classic costume like skintight leggings, Julianne. That’s always a fan favorite. » view all 41 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com , Fameflynet

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Jessica Lowndes Is Really Beginning To Impress Me

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Jessica Lowndes was in London for some fashion show this week, which probably explains this awesome cleavage show she put on in the streets. And with all we’ve been seeing of her recently , I’m starting to like Jessica even more than I used to. I figure it’s gotta be all that pushed-up cleavage of hers, but I can’t put my finger on it. No, really, the judge already gave me two warnings. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Is Busting Out

Posted on May 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you guys know, I’m an expert at differentiating real boobs and fake boobs. However, when it comes to Jessica Lowndes it’s a little more difficult to distinguish. My gut tells me that they’re real, but because they’re so pushed up and look like tennis balls, I’m not 100% certain. In any case, Jessica knows how to draw attention to her funbags and make them a topic of conversation. The Aston Martin Tailoring collection VIP launch at The Clerkenwell Collection

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Jessica Lowndes Knows How To Push Up The Girls

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We hadn’t seen Jessica Lowndes in a little while, but luckily, there’s one surefire way to change that: show up to an event with your cleavage pushed up. I wonder where she learned that trick from. Usually only girls with smaller funbags use it, but when somebody like Jessica breaks it out, it really takes the move to the next level. It’s almost unfair. But I’ll let it slide this time. And any other time Jessica wants to try it. » view all 21 photos Photos : WENN.com

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