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Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day

Posted on March 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some whore from Canada…who is probably not friends with the 3 or 4 other Canadian whores from Canada who are actually doing bigger things than her…namely Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev, who turned their back on Canadian entertainment for Hollywood, and got work her, because they know how to read….but they aren’t doing bigger tits than this one…thanks to taking her 90210 money, a gig you know she was a cunt about after getting, to buy… Well now the only press she gets is from bikini pics on instagram, because people love bikini pics on instagram, so if you’re a Canadian with a work visa that is running out, and a low level fanbase thanks to a shitty show you were on either marry for a Green Card…or post bikini pics…it is probably why she got her breast implants…but more importantly…it’s why anyone talks about her now…it’s as easy as that. The post Jessica Lowndes Understands Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Lowndes Still in Selfie Bikini Shoots of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones… She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots… I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them…. That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.

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Horse Faced Jessica Lowndes Keeps the Instagram Bikini Shoot Going of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This horse faced Canadian who made it pretty far for a Canadian, but who is still pretty much a nobody, despite being on TV once for a year or two, on 90210 as the new Tori Spelling, at least that’s what her horse face is telling me, named Jessica Lowndes, has realized that getting action on social media is strictly based on posting bikini pics…so bikini pics is what she’ll bring…fingers crossed it will get her music listened to, movie roles she’s auditioned for, people to actually care more than just stare and her hot body half naked… The good news is that she’s on the right track…we call Sex Tape…or at least leaked nudes…she’s getting desperate because she’s tasted the fame, she’s been on the red carpet, she’s been invited to events and the paparazzi have taken pics…and now she’s just trying to make that happen again…A for Effort…

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Bail Ling’s Nipple in the Car of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bai Ling is slowly working her way back to the scene – out of obscurity – while still being obscure…because she’s always been pretty irrlevant since no one actually cares her or anything about her – except maybe for her really long nipples because why else would she be showing them off all the time… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Does Instagram of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian girl just trying to live the dream, chasing fame as hard a she can, from being on some shitty TV show, that you know gave her some kind ego that made her give the finger to all her Canadian friends and family, before making the Move to LA, only for the show to fall apart, leaving her alone and scared unsure of where to turn and the only thing left for her to do…is post nudes on the internet…not that these are nudes, but for a singer, these bikini pics, are straight internet whoring…

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Jessica Lowndes “Woke Up Like This” of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this: Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa…. I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan…. #452833026 / gettyimages.com #452833024 / gettyimages.com #452833042 / gettyimages.com #452833102 / gettyimages.com I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too… I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset… That’s all I have to say about that…

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Genevieve Morton Hosts Vegas Pool Parties of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Genevieve Morton is some fat Sports Illustrated model people get mad at me for calling fat…even though she is fat…I mean even she knows she’s fat…otherwise she’d wear a two piece and her gut that’s hanging out wouldn’t be there…. She reminds me of Miss Piggy. A South African Miss Piggy, who like all other White South African’s is really nice to black people. You know, the kind of girl raised with good morals and values when it comes to slavery… She’s on some “Get famous now or never” kick and she’s done one or two campaigns, which is more than she’s ever done before. She’s hosting pool parties in vegas and she looks like sloppy shit doing it…but people seem to like her massive tits, without realizing she’s got a massive everything else… She’s the worst. TO SEE THE OTHER PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Shoot of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Lowndes is some implant rocking, bikini clad, Canadian who managed to get on TV once and who now has enough money and a work visa to stick around LA and try to get on TV again. It may happen, it may not, but in the downtime she’s co-ordinating self shot bikini photoshoots, proving that you don’t need a photographer to take pics of you when no one cares…you can do it yourself and some asshole with a website will post it like it matters or like it is news even though this motherfucker hardly knows who Jessica Lowndes is, I just need to support my fellow countryman – even if she escaped the first chance she got to live the American dream…when it all collapses and no American is willing to marry her for citizenship…she’ll be right back where she started, on Canadian TV, which is the equivalent of being in nothing at all since no one ever sees it..but based on these fake tits should…so my advice to her is before giving up, turn to porn. I’m down to watch this fuck go down.

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