Kim Kardashian gets that TITS GET HITS and that is why she, or her staff POSTED THESE ON HER BLOG SHE DOESN’T WRITE ….they are from 2007 and she was slimmer than she is now, but still fat as fuck, cuz that’s kinda her thing….and the reason black guys love her enough to film sex tapes with her to propel her career like she was Paris Hilton only to be forgotten as a pornstar and embraced as the devil reality TV star….evil….especially if you try to stare into here belly button too long…all saggy, over-sized and hanging over her outfit she’s probably aggressively taped into….that shit can’t be human…
Kanye West Upset Kim Kardashian Offered First Love TJ Jackson Help With Michael’s Kids Is Kim Kardashian’s past starting to put a damper on her relationship with Kanye West ? Rumor has it the hip-hop star is heated his “Perfect B!tch” reached out to her first love TJ Jackson to offer help with his new parental guardianship of Michael Jackson’s kids: As the Jackson Family Feud erupted into scandalous headlines, the world was suddenly introduced to a lesser-known member of that koo-koo klan: TJ JACKSON, son of MICHAEL JACKSON’s brother TITO, now famous because the court named him co-guardian of MJ’s kids – PRINCE MICHAEL, PARIS and BLANKET – with grandma KATHERINE JACKSON. Here’s Kicker No. 1: Turns out TJ’s actually that “mystery” boyfriend KIM KARDASHIAN told OPRAH about when she admitted taking birth control pills at the tender age of 14 – so he could take her virginity! Now here’s Kicker No. 2: Kim phoned old friend/teen-throb TJ, now a married father of three, to tell him she’d help out any way she could with his “new kids” – but that touched off the hair-trigger temper of Special K’s thug/lover KANYE WEST, who fears his big-bootied cutie might rekindle the flames of hot teen love! Revealed a close friend: “Kanye’s boiling! He told Kim to stay a million miles away from that crazy family, and not to get caught up in their drama – because he won’t stand for it! But his reaction’s made Kim apprehensive. Friends think that more and more, she sees that Kanye wants her at his constant beck and call – because he wants to shrink her life outside of their relationship!” There’s been a whole legion of ninjas to touch Kimmy’s cakes since TJ chopped that thang down for the first time so we can’t really see what Kanye is mad at. At the same time, Kim we’re pretty sure if a judge gave TJ guardianship he doesn’t need help from you. Just keep your attention sloring habits away from the Jackson family. We’re sure TJ gave you more than enough attention back in the day! Source
I’m not sure why this picture is so blurry, there must be suntan lotion on the lens or something, but it’s Kim Kardashian in a swimsuit so you know, who cares. I’m not sure why she’s wearing such a large, antique looking bathing suit, but I like what she’s done with the cleavage. Alright, so the second shot is much better, it’s in focus, it’s filled with giant booty profile goodness…. That’s more like it.
We hope you’re sitting down because you absolutely will not believe this: Kim Kardashian has posted bikini photos of herself on Twitter. Crazy, we know! The reality star apparently just decided to give her followers a treat, expose some MAJOR cleavage and provide us with a look at her in a Hawaiian, high-waisted two-piece. “Me Ke Aloha,” Kim wrote underneath one of these images, a term that translates to “with love.” Or is it with big boobs ? We’ll need to check the dictionary… When not doing… ummm… whatever it is she does, Kardashian has been taking self-portraits of herself in a bathing suit all summer long and publishing them online. Do you prefer her in a one-piece or a two-piece ? What about the unique look seen here? What do you make of it?
I love no name groupie pussy who gold dig their way onto the cock of professional athletes, cuz professional athletes tour all kinds of cities, have more money than they know what to do with and and end up in bars and hotels in all kinds of cities, where they meet all kinds of sluts they would otherwise never meet who work as bar maids, bottle service girls and party sluts….and spot opportunity…but it take s certain kind of opportunist cocktail waitress slut to turn it all around and make motherfucker call her his gf so that she can call her low level self a model in hopes one day she’ll get booked as a model to help pay off her implants…I mean unless her scam to get knocked up by the motherfucker works first…. Her name is Elaine Alden and these are her self shot pics for the internet….She’s Hot. I’m in Love.
Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…
These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened…. She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may never get divorced. The former couple continued to battle in court yesterday, with all signs pointing to Humphries’ legal team dragging out these proceedings for as long as possible in an attempt to prove Kim somehow defrauded him into marrying her… or to simply irritate the heck out of his estranged wife. Kardashian, meanwhile, is allegedly telling friends she just wants her divorce finalized – NOT because she wants to marry Kanye West , but because Kris is a “cancer” she just wants to be rid of. “Kris is the first person I ever had to break-up with and that f-cked with my emotions,” Kim is supposedly telling friends, according to TMZ, going into detail about the pair’s experience filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians together: “He told our producers he would destroy my career and me if the show wasn’t edited right.” But that strategy will “backfire” on Humphries, Kardashian says, if he keeps claiming she was to blame for their marriage falling apart. She cites unaired footage from the E! series that is still out there and which depicts Kris as a “manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk.” And, we can only presume Kim added, no way I’ll let him beat me at my own game! Whose side are you on in this divorce battle?
Kris Humphries‘ lawyer just took creativity to a whole new level. Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be ex-husband had his attorney Marshall Waller serve a subpoena on Kanye…
The Saturday Night Live cupboard just got a bit more bare. With Kristen Wiig and Andy Samberg already out , and Jason Sudeikis also considering an exit, Splitsider confirms that Abby Elliott will not return for Season 38 of the iconic sketch show. Elliott joined the cast in 2008. She is responsible for such hilarious impressions as Angelina Jolie, Rachael Maddow, Anna Faris, Meryl Streep and Khloe Kardashian . The comedian also cracked us up last season in Quirky Girl With Zooey Deschanel (above). We’ll miss her.
