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Kelly Brook’s Shirt Is So Tight, It’s Turned See-Through

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Good news, everybody: it looks like the old Kelly Brook is finally back. And by that I mean the one who’s capable of giving me an instant pants fire just by walking down the sidewalk in a tight t-shirt. In fact, I don’t even think this shirt was see-through originally, I just think those massive funbags of Kelly’s are currently stretching it to its limits. And here’s hoping it can’t hold out for much longer. Because I don’t think I can either after this. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Kim Kardashian Nipple on her Facebook Page of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian posted what could be a skin coloured nipple on her Facebook page, but that we know isn’t a skin coloured nipple, because we’ve seen her various cries from attention, from being a porn slut, to being a topless slut in a wet t-shirt even after marriage and kids, to being whatever the fuck this cry for attention is…but still a slut…and the reality is, it worked of her…so the life lesson is that it’s ok to be a daddy issue, bottom feeding, pile of shit of a human…who does anything for hits, using her ass and tits…and black men to cater to that demo…because it fucking works…so next time someone tells you to get a degree, or to lay off the selfies and nudes, just tell them to fuck themselves, more girls make more money being hookers than working as a receptionist or marketing coordinator…it’s just a matter of priorities…or more importantly how desperate you are to get noticed…and well into her 30s, this one just keeps going…even when she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow who doesn’t have any milk left in her that she is….

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Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name. It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid… You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm… It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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Nicole Scherzinger Checks Out Her Own View

Posted on February 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a while since we’ve had any new Nicole Scherzinger hotness up on the site, so I was pretty psyched to see her at The Brit Awards the other night. See, I know I can always count on Nicole to show up busting out something good, and this is just like the old days. You know, when I would drool over pictures of her and she would continue to pretend I don’t exist. Don’t get too jealous though, we’ve always had a pretty good thing together. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Alba Still Can Work The Camera

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that she’s become a MILF, we don’t see as many Jessica Alba photoshoots as we used to, which is a real shame. Because she was such a good actress. Well okay, maybe not, but she was still a major A-list hottie. Anyway, here she is doing something called C Magazine and looking pretty damn good. It may not be Maxim shoots like the old days, but Jessica’s still got it. I just wish she’d show it off more. Like say, in Playboy or something like that. Hey, a blogger can dream.

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Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is: Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers…. She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever… And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be…. It is about 3 minutes in.

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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny. I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy…. You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic. Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area. Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

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Katy Perry’s Fat Stomach in a Tight Dress for Obama of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In Central America, the news is not ridden with bullshit politics used to distract and divide a country, when really all the clowns in government are all working for the same corporations that control them….but they don’t want you to know that…. So in being disconnected, I missed this Katy Perry in an inappropriately tight dress promoting Obama in Vegas…that wasn’t inappropriately tight because she was in the presence of the President and should be a little lady like….it was inappropriate cuz she’s too fat and busted up to pull this look off…she looks kinda like the old stripper who can’t leave the life..and walks around shamelessly in panties…while no one gets lap dances from her…except maybe the guys with low self esteem cuz there are other strippers who aren’t dumpy to grab for 10 dollars a song… I didn’t watch the video with sound…..but I can say….that Fuck this cow is annoying….and any president who doesn’t declare her a national security threat…should probably be voted out of office…especially when using her as part of their endorsement… Good thing I’m Canadian. So I don’t have to get too worked up about this crime on humanity….

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Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Posted on January 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Rihanna hanging out in her bikini in a Mexican hot-tub with her new boyfriend who, if you ask me, looks a lot like the old boyfriend. I think that makes me sound racist.

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Justin Timberlake: In Sync with Former Hairstyle

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s easy to forget how far Justin Timberlake has come. Just a few years ago, the singer was part of ‘NSync, one of numerous boy bands that flamed out after a couple years and a few hits. Back then, could anyone have predicted that JT would go on to work with hip hop artists such as Timbaland, become one of the most popular hosts in Saturday Night Live history and be considered the most successful male singer of his generation

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