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Lindsay Lohan Photoshop Fails: The Best of the Worst!

Posted on September 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan loves to take selfies. Unfortunately, years of heavy drinking and hard drug use have taken their toll on the LiLo's face, body and mind. You might think that her dramatic loss of IQ points wouldn't really matter, because you can't see stupidity in an Instagram pic. Unfortunately, Lohan likes to use Photoshop , and her ravaged brain – which we assume is so coated in cocaine at this point that it resembles a powdered donut – doesn't allow her to realize when she's posted some unintentionally hilarious gold on social media. Most of the time, Lindsay just warps her own body until she looks like some sort of surrealist painting or a rejected prototype for Eight-Ball Barbie. But sometimes, she tries to retouch herself into a better person and and awkwardly 'shops her own face into a photo of people doing charity work .  Whatever her goal, the girl needs to take a class or two before she tries to fool us again. Or at least she should only drink half a liter of vodka before she edits her pics. She can save the other half as a reward for when she's done. Desert!   1. Lindsay’s First Photoshop Fail This is one of Lindsay’s more subtle fails. It looks believable enough, until you notice the wavy stairs behind her. Don’t worry, they get more ridiculous from here. 2. What a Waist! See what we mean? Lindsay needs to either start rocking a corset or get better at retouching if she wants a cartoonishly tiny waist. 3. Lindsay and the Fun House Mirror The best part of Lindsay’s awful retouching is that she clearly thinks she nailed it every time. 4. Lindsay Doing “Charity Work” Lindsay Lohan Photoshopped herself into a photo promoting a UK charity. Yeah, we’re not sure why either. 5. Lindsay: Topless and Photoshopped! This is actually one of Lindsay’s more skillful ‘shop jobs, but still – look at the weird, bumpy shape of her torso. If only she knew we were only gonna look at her boobs, anyway. 6. All Wrong in a Thong We’re used to the ridiculously tiny waists by now. What’s hilarious about this one is the ass that looks like it was molded out of dry clay. View Slideshow

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Lindsay Lohan: Sued For Acting Like Lindsay Lohan!

Posted on August 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Brace yourself for some news that’s sure to shock you to your very core: Lindsay Lohan is getting sued ! We kid, of course. LiLo gets sued all the time. What’s different about this case is that we can actually sympathize with the idiotic behavior that will soon once again land Lindsay in LA County Court. (Where she probably has her own coffee mug at this point.) According to TMZ, Lindsay is being sued by her former driver for stiffing him on his bill. All told, she owes close to $28,000. Not exactly chump change, and we can see why the dude is pissed, but it’s important to note that the bill is for services rendered between August 23, 2012 and October 21, 2012, a time when Linds really had a lot on her plate. It may not have been the absolute craziest period in Lindsay’s life, but here’s a rundown of what she had going on: Her father staged an “emergency intervention” and the police were called. She was arrested for a hit and run . She brought jewel thieves to a party and, as jewel thieves are wont to do, they robbed the place. You get the idea. All of this reminds us of the old days. Hell, we can sit here all day and reminisce about the crazy court cases Linds has been involved with. Remember the time she sued the makers Grand Theft Auto because she thought she had a license on wearing bikinis and being blonde?! Ah, memories. Anyway, the moral of this story is: Lindsay Lohan will always be in debt, her life will always be a mess, and she will always have an excuse for “forgetting” to pay you.  So just don’t provide her any services, ever. Except for you, taxi drivers. We can’t have this booze sponge out on the road after a night out.

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Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi Renew Vows to Save Marriage

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just seven months since Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi celebrated 10 years  together, reports are coming in (again) that the couple is having trouble. But rather than calling it quits, Ellen and Portia are renewing their vows to save their marriage. According to Celeb Dirty Laundry, Ellen and Portia have been teetering on the edge of divorce for more than a year now.  They’ve even worked out separate living arrangements. The couple’s fighting has increased exponentially since Portia accused Ellen of sleeping with her close friend Tatum O’Neal. Ellen and Tatum are BFF, and, for a while, Portia didn’t think much of it.  But, in an interview, Tatum claimed she has started dating only women. Hearing that Tatum is dating women, Portia got uber jealous of Ellen and Tatum’s friendship. The practice of renewing wedding vows is common among troubled couples.  It looks like Ellen and Portia are buying into the vow renewal as a way of saving their relationship. Plus, with the Supreme Court’s decision to legalize same-sex marriage, it’s perfect timing to say “I do, again.” Since the ruling, Ellen has gotten a ton of emails and tweets thanking her and Portia for paving the way for gay marriage to be recognized nationwide,” a source told Radar Online. “She knows that getting re-married in Louisiana, which has always been a very anti-gay state, would be rubbing it in to some people, but she does not care.” Some are surprised that Ellen and Portia haven’t divorced already.  And renewing their vows is just patching the wound. Ellen and Portia have been a pillar in the journey toward marriage equality, as exemplified by Ellen’s statement to a bigoted pastor .  We hope things work out for them.

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Lindsay Lohan Posts Naked Butt Selfie to Celebrate Birthday

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan turns 29 tomorrow. Take a moment to try and wrap your head around that.  Post-Mean Girls, her career has primarily consisted of being mean to her own liver, but she’s about to be a full two years past the customary checkout age for famous junkies, so…props? Anyway, we’re guessing a   Lindsay Lohan birthday party is a bacchanalian affair in which the drugs and booze flow freely for a full 364 days, so it’s no surprise that LiLo wanted to kick things off by stripping down for the orgy a little early: Linds posted the above photo along with a caption reading, “My birthday is tomorrow!!!! Where shall I go soak up the sun and be with my sister???!!!!” Your birthday is tomorrow and you don’t have plans yet?! Get it together, girl. Also, what does your birthday have to do with your ass? On second thought, don’s answer that question. Obviously, nude Lindsay Lohan photos are nothing new, but this one is a little different, as 1. Linds actually looks pretty good, and 2. She’s spared us the sight of her bloated coke-face which is always a good thing. Of course, it’s possible she learned her lesson from the many Lindsay Lohan photoshop fails  of recent months and just decided to crop Miranda Kerr’s head out of a photo and pretend it’s her. Either way, we appreciate the maturity and self-awareness that she’s showing as she enters the last year of her twenties. Now let the partying begin! Who brought the bean dip with cocaine in it?

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Lindsay Lohan Posts Naked Butt Selfie to Celebrate Birthday

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Lindsay Lohan turns 29 tomorrow. Take a moment to try and wrap your head around that.  Post-Mean Girls, her career has primarily consisted of being mean to her own liver, but she’s about to be a full two years past the customary checkout age for famous junkies, so…props? Anyway, we’re guessing a   Lindsay Lohan birthday party is a bacchanalian affair in which the drugs and booze flow freely for a full 364 days, so it’s no surprise that LiLo wanted to kick things off by stripping down for the orgy a little early: Linds posted the above photo along with a caption reading, “My birthday is tomorrow!!!! Where shall I go soak up the sun and be with my sister???!!!!” Your birthday is tomorrow and you don’t have plans yet?! Get it together, girl. Also, what does your birthday have to do with your ass? On second thought, don’s answer that question. Obviously, nude Lindsay Lohan photos are nothing new, but this one is a little different, as 1. Linds actually looks pretty good, and 2. She’s spared us the sight of her bloated coke-face which is always a good thing. Of course, it’s possible she learned her lesson from the many Lindsay Lohan photoshop fails  of recent months and just decided to crop Miranda Kerr’s head out of a photo and pretend it’s her. Either way, we appreciate the maturity and self-awareness that she’s showing as she enters the last year of her twenties. Now let the partying begin! Who brought the bean dip with cocaine in it?

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Amanda Seyfried is the New Lindsay Lohan of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Seyfried is the new Lindsay Lohan, but not really that new, she’s been around for a while and is pretty old or really Lindsay Lohan, because I am sure Seyfried hates being called Lohan, an who really cares what Lohan hates being called, because Lohan doesn’t matter, even though to me she’ll always matter, but Seyfried was in Mean Girls with Lohan and has since gone on to steal all of Lohan’s movie roles….because Lohan is a fucking crackhead…in a bikini…in these pics… The fact is, Seyfried is a better actress, has a better career, and is hotter than Lohan, but I am still a Lohan believer, and everytime I see Seyfried done up at an event promoting a movie she’s in….I think “That should be Lohan”…maybe I hate Seyfriend because she fucks the Mac Guy…but that’s probably not the issue, seeing as I never care about what girls put in their vaginas, as long as I get to stare at their tits…in pics, videos or occassionally in person… Either way, nice cornrows… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amanda Seyfried is the New Lindsay Lohan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan: I FINISHED Community Service!

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This morning, reports surfaced that Lindsay Lohan might finish her community service today. And just in the nick of time, Lindsay Lohan FINALLY completed her required community service hours stemming from a 2012 reckless driving conviction. TMZ just announced that Chief Deputy Terry White confirmed that Lindsay worked eight hours a day for the past several weeks to meet the required 125 hours. Lindsey had no time to spare.  Just a few weeks ago, she had barely completed any hours.  Most of us thought she might not get them done at all. Her community service has been the subject of much speculation and controversy.  Many wondered if the troubled starlet was actually working.   Reports surfaced that at one point her community service consisted of posting pictures on Facebook.  And some believe Lindsay was lying about her reported hours. But according to authorities, she has completed all 125 hours. Has LiLo turned a new leaf??? Just before her May 28th deadline, Lindsay did it.  We can’t believe it!! Earlier this month, with only nine hours under her belt, Lindsay rushed back to New York to complete the hours at a children’s center. Had she not completed them, she would have had to serve jail time. We are proud of you Lindsay!  You actually did the right thing for once.  Let’s hope this is a pattern! View Slideshow: Lindsay Lohan Drunk Photos

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Bra During Community Service

Posted on May 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to make community service into a viral event. The troubled actress (can we even call her that anymore?!?), who has been racing to complete her community service requirements lest she get sent back to prison, stopped by TLC Women’s Shelter in New York City Saturday morning. She was on hand to trim do some gardening and trim some edges.. but she wore an outfit that nearly showed off just how trim she keeps it. If you know what we mean… “Gardening #TLC women’s shelter,” Lindsay captioned the Instagram picture, which features the ex-felon donning a very revealing top. She added the hashtag “#Habibti” to her message. On May 7, Los Angeles Judge Mark Young told the star’s lawyer that he was upset that Lindsay had only completed about nine of her 125 hours of court-mandated community service. The punishment stems from Lohan’s 2012 car accident. Lohan has claimed she completed a lot of this service on Facebook , with her rep telling E! News that his client is doing all the court has asked of her: “Lindsay has shown and will continue to show a deep commitment to helping children. [She] is committed to satisfying the requirements of the court. View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Taylor Swift No Longer Believes in Happy Endings

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Congratulations, critics. You’ve gone ahead and broken Taylor Swift. A couple weeks after telling Glamour that she felt publicly humiliated by all the cracks made over her dating life, Swift has opened up to Elle and admitted the fairy tale is over. “I realized there’s this idea of happily ever after, which in real life doesn’t happen,” Swift laments. “There’s no riding off into the sunset, because the camera always keeps rolling in real life.” Swift, of course, has famously romanced John Mayer, Taylor Lautner and Harry Styles, among other celebrities. She is currently getting it on with Calvin Harris , and she’s learned a lot over the years. “I have more of a grasp on the fact that when you’re in a state of infatuation and you think everything that person does is perfect, it then morphs into a real relationship when you see that that person is not in fact perfect, but you still want to see them every day.” Swift says this sort of relationship would be “beautiful,” but also “mundane at times.” View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Magazine Covers: She’s Everywhere! Taylor has been in the spotlight since she was a teenager, but has kept a rational attitude regarding fame and her empire. “I feel no need to burn down the house I built by hand. I can make additions to it. I can redecorate. But I built this,” she says. “And so I’m not going to sit there and say, ‘Oh, I wish I hadn’t had corkscrew-curly hair and worn cowboy boots and sundresses to awards shows when I was 17’…Because I made those choices. I did that. “It was part of me growing up.”

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Lindsay Lohan: Racing to NYC to Finish Community Service!

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No sleep ’til finishing community service in Brooklyn! Lindsay Lohan is racing back to the Big Apple “immediately” to complete her court ordered hours and avoid another trip to jail, according to reports. Think she’ll be successful? With her history … View Slideshow: 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan According to Lindsay Lohan’s community service record, she’s finished only nine hours and 45 minutes of the remaining 125 HOURS required!! That punishment stemmed from her 2013 reckless driving conviction, and she only has until May 28 to finish the rest, an L.A. County judge ordered. “If she doesn’t complete it, then we will be asking for custody,” Melanie Skehar, a prosecutor with the Santa Monica City Attorney, said Thursday. As in police custody. Imagine that … someone in the Los Angeles actually wants Lindsay Lohan to be seen around them! Miracles do happen! “We’ll ask that she serve the remainder in jail,” Skehar added. “She’s had every chance. I honestly don’t see how she will get these hours done.” Neither do we. Lohan, 28, has been logging her time at the London-based charity Community Service Volunteers, but the agency recently moved its location. Naturally, lawyer Shawn Holley used this an excuse, whining that Lohan would have to pay $76 an hour on a driver to get there … while not working. “So this has proved to be difficult for her,” the lawyer explained in her bid to pull a rabbit out of her legal hat for LiLo for about the 1,235th time. Lohan also has been stymied by a rule that says she can’t serve more than four hours at a time at CSV, Holley said, as if her client ever would. Holley asked that the train wreck be allowed to serve longer shifts at a Brooklyn charity previously approved by the Santa Monica City Attorney. The judge agreed to the longer shifts if they’re served in Brooklyn but said the deadline for a “final status report” would remain set for May 28. “She’s had three years to take care of this. If it’s not done by May 28, there will be consequences,” Judge Mark A. Young told Holley in court . In other words … 115 hours and 15 minutes to go, and under three weeks to get ‘er done. We see another Lindsay Lohan mug shot in our future. View Slideshow: 13 Disney Stars Gone Wild

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