Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old… I don’t even remember why she was famous, or any of her songs, or why she disappeared when she was her peak…that wasn’t really a peak…so she’s some meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…they are illegal…like Mexicans…who America doesn’t love…where’s the logic in that… She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, because this is what she wears in concert….good hustle…see through outfits for everyone…why not…get noticed…make it happen…live the dream…I’ll watch. The post JoJo Levesque Still Trying to Do it of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money… She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram. The post Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her. His app is peaking and very fucking important in the current media landscape, which is enough to make someone feel like a God who created such a wonderful thing that made him piles of money, it only happens once in a while, and with that level of young money, big money, on a brand that is so internationally accepted, comes a lot of girls, much hotter than Kerr, less obvious user opportunists than Kerr, less annoying than Kerr, who aren’t moms…like every single CURRENT VS model…who want his dick…making her seem a little obsolete…so get out there and do what you do mom….make it happen mom…maybe he’ll forget that you’ve been done for 5 years…because everything about him beyond her old tired used up pussy is NEW…and exciting… The post Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Janet Jackson Planning Baby Via Surrogate? Ever since Janet Jackson announced she was postponing her tour to plan a family fans have been wondering how she would be able to have a baby, considering she’s 49 already. Now a source close to her claims she won’t actually be carrying the child. According to RadarOnline reports : A source close to the Jackson family told RadarOnline.com exclusively that fans have nothing to fear. In fact, they have something to celebrate! According to a source, Jackson, 49, is getting ready to become a mom. “Janet has put her fans first her whole life. They are her world and, of course, she is devastated that she had to postpone the tour for another year,” the insider said. “But Janet’s health crisis this year really made her much more aware of her age,” the source told Radar. “She is approaching 50 and at this stage of her life all that she wants is to become a mother.” According to the Jackson family insider, “Janet postponed her tour because she is going to be adopting a child or using a surrogate to have a baby in the next couple of months,” with billionaire husband Wissam Al Mana. “She is devoted to her husband and has decided to put his needs before her own needs right now,” the source added. “He really wants to start a family with her.” We’re glad to hear that Janet and Wissam may at least attempt to have a biological child, but we welcome a new addition to the family how ever they’re able to make it happen. This is a great time in Ms. Jackson’s life and we are soon happy for her! GettyImages
Kendall Jenner is a pile of shit that dripped down Kris Kardashian’s leg and that for some reason that I call being on TV made the general public find her interesting… She’s the equivalent of some weird pervert finding a used tampon in a dumpster and bringing it home with him to make love to and worship, you know saving it in the jar with the other used tampons he found, because he’s into used tampons…only on a mainstream scale….and I guess more human than a bloody tampon, even though she’s got less substance than a used tampon. It blows my mind that all it takes is being some social media followed sister of a porn chick to book every single campaign ever…since brands want social media and using her as a model is like advertising in a magazine, it’s less about her, and more about getting published across her network of people who talk about her… So she moves products, she gets people followers, she’s making a lot of fucking money because of it….and it really just required a good calculated stage mom…a team of 100 people, some of the best in the industry, a family of 20 all pushing for the same goal, and a TV show to make it happen. All this to say, she’s not hot. The post Kendall Jenner’s in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Philanthropist and business maven Bill Gates has donated $5.8 million to HIV vaccine research as part of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. The grand donation…
Who’s ready for a Sister, Sister reunion? Because Tamera Mowry-Housley is down to make it happen ASAP! When The Real host dropped by for a chat with HuffPost Live this week, she got everyone excited over the idea that she’s thought about revisiting the show that made her and her twin sister, Tia Mowry-Hardrict, household […]
Kim Kardashian is really upset that she can’t get pregnant again, despite trying desperately to make it happen and give little North West a baby brother or sister. She and ‘Ye have been trying to conceive for the last nine months. Nothing. According to reports, Kim has been open with friends and family about this. As the saying goes, the best part of babies is making them, so in a sense the past year has been great for her, but she really did want a baby to come from it. In that sense, the frustration and sadness is starting to kick in hard. Kim has been to see specialists about her challenges conceiving and fertility doctors say it’s a long shot for her to have another child at this point. Perhaps North West really was her “miracle baby,” as she’s dubbed her. Of course, three specialists told her she couldn’t get pregnant before Nori, too. Depending on how you look at it, that bodes well or poorly here. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West assumed having a second baby would be easier, or at least not any more difficult, since it worked once. Not necessarily. Doctors say that isn’t the case, and that the celebrity should reduce her stress and cut down on traveling in order to increase whatever chances there are. Before you laugh at the idea that someone like a Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has a busy or stressful life, she is nothing if not a hard worker. The 34-year-old Kim jets all over the world for appearances, photo shoots, and business ventures. Whatever you think of her, she’s always on the go. If she dials it back, will it help another “miracle” happen? Who knows, but we hope so. On the plus side, even if they only have Nori, she is pretty special. Also, the Kim Kardashian nude Paper photos were supposed to be the last hurrah before she got knocked up a second time. So if that never occurred? More of this to come, one can only assume. Silver linings. Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine Photos 1. Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she’s lost all that baby weight, huh?
Sadie Robertson’s Dancing With the Stars costumes and performances have come as a surprise to the Duck Dynasty star’s famous family as much as fans. We’ve heard Willie Robertson approves her outfits to ensure that his 17-year-old daughter covers up and wear things that are in keeping with her conservative values. Sadie’s 19-year-old brother, John Luke Robertson, says this rumor is true. Sadie Robertson and Mark Ballas – Dancing With the Stars Paso Doble John Luke, the author of the Be Your Own Duck Commander book series, says Sadie has “been doing really well” in the dancing competition thus far. “We’re so proud of her,” he said of the Duck Dynasty family. Sadie’s DWTS performances have, as John Luke put it, “surprised us all” from the start, but he’s bullish on her winning it all this fall and for good reason. She’s yet to be in jeopardy on a Dancing With the Stars results show, and is consistently in the top tier. With eight stars left on the show, who knows. John Luke says sticking with family is just what they do. “Even when my grandpa’s said things that were pretty controversial, we’ve all just stuck with him,” he recalls of last winter’s Phil Robertson PR nightmare. Sadie Robertson Photos: Quack On! 1. Sadie Robertson, John Luke Robertson Sadie Robertson with brother John Luke Robertson of Duck Dynasty. They’re Willie and Korie’s kids. “That’s what we’ve said: I’ll stick with the family, we’ll stick with the business [and] we’ll stick with God,” adds the newly-engaged John Luke, and he means it. That’s been true of Sadie Robertson and Blake Coward , as well. The youngsters are saving themselves for marriage, even though they admit it’s hard. So how have the Louisiana natives stayed true to their values, and each other, despite being thrust into the national spotlight for the past three years? “Every opportunity that came up, or every temptation that came up that was tempting us to compromise, we said, ‘Well, If we have to do that, then we’re not doing the show.” So they “stuck together, and that’s worked out,” John Luke says. Duck Dynasty Season 7 premieres November 19 on A&E. Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards! 1. Jase Robertson: No Beard! Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy.
The sad, ongoing saga of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s crumbling marriage somehow got even more depressing this week. It all started when, Spelling was hospitalized for a nervous breakdown . Even if he didn’t care about her condition, you might think McDermott would want to spend as much time as possible visiting Tori in the hospital just to earn some brownie points. You would be wrong: Instead, Dean visited an Encino sex shop and left with several bags’ worth of unknown items. Of course, given what we know about Tori and Dean’s sex life , it’s possible he bought the objects in question for both of them to use. Even so, his timing isn’t the greatest. When you’re thinking of ways to help your significant other overcome severe emotional distress, dildos shouldn’t be high on the list. Speaking of emotional distress, there’s a new episode of True Tori tonight! Last week we got Tori pretending to be pregnant and news about Dean’s masturbation habits (dude used to self-complete to Tori while watching 90210 … really). Obviously, that’ll be hard to top, but we have a feeling these two can make it happen. As always, you can watch True Tori online at TV Fanatic for your daily dose dysfunction. Sure it’s sad, but you’ll end up feeling way better about your own life! Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Tori and Dean Moment Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.
