An oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico exploded Friday (Nov. 16) leaving two workers missing, and 11 airlifted to a hospital. The blasts occurred off the coast of Louisiana, officials from the Coast Guard revealed… Continue
An oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico exploded Friday (Nov. 16) leaving two workers missing, and 11 airlifted to a hospital. The blasts occurred off the coast of Louisiana, officials from the Coast Guard revealed… Continue
No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.
No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.
So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….
So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….
Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…
Relatively unknown in America before being the babe in the newest BOND film, Bernice Marlohe, who I am sure has nude pics somewhere out there, cuz she’s from France, and French girls are into being naked, and having anal sex on the first date, but that I am too lazy to google, is in Esquire Mexico, representing for my mother country, who along with drug cartels and all inclusive resorts, also have a massive, first world city, with first world problems, and first world magazines translated to their first world language, for their first world citizens, that feature European babes named Bernice Marlohe from Skyfall…in their lingerie….Mexico only let me down when I was living in that orphanage when I was 5….and that one time I got food poisoned from bad tacos….but today Mexico makes me proud…
Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary Johnson says he thinks President Barack Obama will defeat Mitt Romney to win a second term this evening. “I think Obama’s going to win, that’s what I think,” Johnson said. As for his own support, the former New Mexico Governor said: “[My vote is] really spread out … I don’t think there’s any state I’m going to do better in than another.” Johnson, who’s on the ballot in 48 states and D.C., hovers in the low single digits in the polls. Still, he says he has no regrets at how things played out. “There’s nothing,” Johnson said. “I would ask that everybody look at it and maybe recognize that this is phenomenal that we spent $2 million and may get 5 percent.” “Maybe it doesn’t turn out that way at all – but we spent $2 million bucks and here we are playing in a game that by all accounts we should not be playing in.” A CNN Ohio poll released Friday had President Obama, a Democrat, at 47 percent, Republican nominee Romney at 44 percent and Gary Johnson at 5 percent. It doesn’t make much of a difference which of the major-party candidates wins, Johnson said, citing a list of similarities he sees between Obama and Romney’s policies. Would you vote for a third-party candidate? Yes, the two-party system sucks! Maybe someday, but I actually like Obama/Romney No! Way to throw your vote away! View Poll » Who will win the presidency in 2012? Barack Obama-Joe Biden Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan View Poll »
WTF!?!?!? Cop Tazes Boy For Refusing To Wash His Car At School’s Career Day A ten-year-old boy was tasered by a police officer with 50,000 volts of electricity on a school playground after refusing to clean the officer’s car. Via KHQQ6 News : According to the complaint filed in court the officer was at Tularosa New Mexico Intermediate School for a career day. The boy was playing on the playground with a group of friends when officer Webb asked the boys who would like to clean his patrol car. A number of the boys volunteered, except for the victim who jokingly said he wouldn’t. The officer responded to the boy’s sarcastic remark by saying, “Let me show you what happens to people who do not listen to the police.” He then tasered the boy, who weighs less than 100 pounds, in the chest causing him to black out. When the boy came to, instead of calling for emergency medical assistance, he took the boy to the principal’s office. The boy, was left with scars resembling cigarette burns and has since been suffering from PTSD, often waking up in the middle of the night grabbing his chest, fearful of never waking up again. The incident happened on May 4, 2012 but now the New Mexico Department of Public Safety and Police Officer Chris Webb are being sued by the boys guardian, Rachel Higgins. Higgins is seeking punitive damages for the 10-year-old for battery, failure to render emergency medical care, excessive force, unreasonable seizure and negligent hiring, training, supervision and retention. WHAT THE HELL!?! What kind of idiot does that to a child? We hope the parents sue the city, the police department and the officer. Sue this man and the whole damn state!