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Aly Raisman to Joe Jonas: Date Me!

Even McKayla Maroney might be impressed if Aly Raisman can pull this off… After winning the gold medal on the floor and a bronze medal on the balance beam at the London Olympics, this 18-year old gymnast read a Tweet from Joe Jonas that said she and her teammates were simply “incredible” to watch. Asked a few days ago about the shout-out, Raisman went ahead and gave the singer a shout-out of her own, one that might as well have included her phone number: “I’m excited to get to know him,” Raisman told Us Weekly . “I would go on a date with him.” Let’s totally make this happen! Can you imagine the talented children Joe and Aly would have together? They’d be playing the guitar while tumbling! Jonas, of course, previously dated Demi Lovato , so the bar is rather high for Raisman. But did you see her in London? She has few problems with bar, be they parallel or uneven. Of the experience as a whole, Raisman says: “It’s really exciting because a lot of hard work and dedication went into this. It feels nice that people know who I am… I didn’t’ realize how many people watched the Olympics!” [Photos: WENN.com]

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Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Hug

Apparently this Spring Breakers movie is still on, I would have thought after they watched the rough copy they’d realize that no amount of editing will save this piece of crap, but what do I know. I guess if you’re going to make a crappy movie, you might as well fill it with a bunch of hot young chicks in bikinis. Seriously, this sounds like a cheap bikini clad Point Break knockoff. Anyhow. here’s a shot of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and the two other girls in a hot bikini group hug. I like.

Miley Cyrus Flashing Some Bra in Some Self Shots of the Day

Miley Cyrus was pulling some teenage girl for Facebook, all duck faced showing bra, the way a teenager is supposed to act now that we live in this fast paced world with the internet, when back when I was a teen showing even bra strap would be humiliating for a girl as she got her period on her light colored pants for the first time…but now…teens are sluts and Miley propels that behavior to the next level and even though she’s legal, she might as well be 16 in these pics and I have no choice but to love her tight little body for it, while I could easily go without her muppet lookin’ face….

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Miley Cyrus Flashing Some Bra in Some Self Shots of the Day

Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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Kendall Jenner Skinny Teen Bikini of the Day

In a previous post on Kim Kardashian, I wrote : …she needs to stop taking up valuable space [with her fat, disgusting, old, played out, miserable whore ass] that young hot pussy would be better suited for…. I guess, Kendall Jenner is the answer to that….because you might as well monetize off the replacement ass, by being in the same family and under the same ownership….you have the same stage mom and you cansubtly introduce her as the replacement, so that people warm up to her slowly, get used to her and realize a 16-20 year old, all caucasian, fit with her Olympian father’s genes, still a whore thanks to her mother’s genes, ass is a great improvement to the fat, Kim Kardashian ass that grazed the path before her…. It is safe to say Kris Jenner masterminded this shit…..cuz it is fucking textbook…and for some reason I’m not nearly as offended by this one. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner Skinny Teen Bikini of the Day

Aubrey O’Day’s Thickness and Fake Tits for July 4th of the Day

I get that Aubrey O’Day has to love herself, she has to think she’s great, she has to shut out the haters and be borderline insane, telling herself she’s the best out there, a talent, hot, amazing, spectacular, the next big thing, and not just a big thing….because if she didn’t do that, she might as well just kill herself…fat with no purpose….but instead she owns it and I guess it’s like seeing the obese girl at the high school cheerleading practice, she doesn’t know she’s obese, she doesn’t let her stop it, she just brings it…and I guess that makes O’Day an inspiration to us all….

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Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair Spain of the DAy

Sofia Vergara brought her big, old lady, hispanic mom tits, to a photoshoot for Vanity Fair Spain….and I didn’t really mind…because I don’t really have anything better to look at while other people are out living their lives…I just sort of sit here and rot away…and I might as well do it looking at some mystery of a woman that I know has more of a story than a rockin’ set of spic tits…I’m talking drug cartels, bribes, threats and deep throat action….shit she should write into a movie about a busty single mother going Hollywood….but that she can’t write cuz she dropped out of school too early to hop on a raft to America for that…. Here is the video….

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Sofia Vergara Hot in Vanity Fair Spain of the DAy

Deena Cortese Offends Me in her Bikini of the Day

This is fucking disgusting….you know one of those moments where bitch shoulda looked in the mirror before heading out there to pretty much shit on the world and offend all things sacred about a bikini or a half naked woman with her fat fucking gut…..and the worst thing is that she probably did look in the fucking mirror and said to her fat self “damn I look good” in some serious delusion I think a lot of bitches are victims of cuz so many girls I see in bikinis have no business being in bikinis…this Jersey Shore bitch doesn’t matter….she might as well be the fat slow on your snorkeling tour on your all inclusive trip in Mexico…but apparently, people care about her in her bikini so I’ll link you to the pics…I’m an asshole like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Deena Cortese Offends Me in her Bikini of the Day

Miley Cyrus in Panties for a Music Video of the Day

I don’t know why Miley is taking pics of herself in her panties, I am just glad that she is, you see cuz she’s on some no carb diet and does pilates, and is 19 or 20, and that makes for a pretty amazing combination of reasons I want to see her in her fucking panties……The rumor is that this is all part of her new video, which I guess is also part of her new look, a look I would like to endorse and high five, but as far as I’m concerned, she might as well be doing this for me…cuz right now….nothing else matters…..I’m such a romantic, I wish I could trap this and keep it in a cage in my basement so that the love never escapes….so much passion all brought on by white panties…Miley may not be the future, but she is the righ now.

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Danica McKellar Makes A Sexy Comeback

So apparently Danica McKellar is single now. I know, when the hell was the last time we saw ‘Winnie Cooper’ from the Wonder Years and it’s about time she divorced Fred Savage. Well, probably twenty years ago and she never married that douche, but she’s still kinda hot in a weird retro sort of way so I thought I might as well post some shots of her. Here she is at a strip mall opening or a car dealership’s one year anniversary doing her thing on the red carpet.. She’s a nobody, in case you didn’t understand what I was getting at.