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Kate Upton Is Making Me Want To See Other Women

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yeah, I know that might be a little rough, considering all the good times me and Kate Upton have spent together — well, all the good times I’ve spent with pictures of her at least. But I’m sorry, these ones from after the London premiere of her new movie The Other Woman just aren’t doing it for me. So if Kate wants me to stop talking bad about her, she best start showing the cleavage again. Hell, just going down an extra 1, 2 or 3 buttons would do the trick here. I mean, I’m not unreasonable or anything. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Emmy Rossum’s Legs Should Be More Famous

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never really understood why Emmy Rossum never became more famous. I mean, she’s clearly a very talented actress (AKA she’s willing to show her cans on Shameless ), she knows how to work a lollipop (and heavy machinery ), and she’s always putting on great leg shows like this one here. The only thing I can think of that Emmy hasn’t tried yet is making a sex tape with a blogger. Hey, it couldn’t hurt, right? I’ll go get my camera ready just in case. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Rita Ora is Proud of her Spandex Pants of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora was some mixed race mutt used to replace Rihanna who I guess never had to replace Rihanna, at least not yet, and who probably won’t ever replace Rihanna, not because Rihanna is irreplaceable, but because she’s still relevant, people love her, and her unstable exhibitionist shit that makes boys beat her the fuck up still makes money…and when she does fall off…there will probably be a new Rihanna being trained to step in…leaving this one in LA all British and confused as to why she never really hit or never really mattered…But she is in leggings..and that must count for something.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Carmen Ortega’s Busty Bikini Picture Goodness

Posted on July 26, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know, every time I’ve written about Carmen Ortega in the past, I’ve focused so much on that juicy booty of hers that I never really stopped to appreciate how awesome the rest of her is too. Well, that all changes with these latest bikini pictures. I’m going to make sure I appreciate Carmen’s entire bikini body today. Maybe even two or three times if the Little Tuna’s up for it. Photos: Fameflynet

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Ke$ha: I Eye-Banged Johnny Depp!

Posted on April 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ke$ha is on record: she would totally have sex with Justin Bieber . And now she’s also on record: the singer has had sex with Johnny Depp! Via her eyeballs, that is. Wait… WHAT?!? The 26-year-old singer told Metro U.K. that she “and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy… We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.” Oh, well, okay then. We’d be taken aback by this statement, but it’s Ke$ha. She says she once slept with a ghost . And we assume not merely with her eyeballs because, come on, people. Ghosts don’t have eyeballs.

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Emily Ratakowski Instagram’s a Nude Bunny Pic of the Day

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Ratakowski is keeping me in the Easter Spirit, even though I’ve never really been in the Easter spirit before this moment. I never really fell for trash strippers in bunny costumes, and I don’t really have great family memories of Easter, from a catholic orphanage in mexico with a molesting priest, to an obese wife who just doesn’t stop eating cake, Easter’s been pretty horrible across the board, long weekend or not…but Emily Ratakowski, the miracle worker, the hottest bitch in the game, perfection send down from Heaven, like she may be the messiah, you know Jesus after resurrected, cuz that’s the only way I can explain the religious experience that comes over me when I see her. She’s got me speaking in tongues…tongues I’d like to shove in her ass….but in a loving and caring way….maybe we’d even play some love songs while we do it. I’m a fan. This easter bunny shit is perfect. Keep it up baby, you’re inspiring me….to masturbate.

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Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Kate Bosworth….she’s skinny and I never really understood why her career never really took off…unless you consider that movie Blue Crush…which was pretty much her peak…taking off….but I guess at 30 she hasn’t given up yet…and she’s jumped back into the model world…despite being old….becaus she’s tall, skinny and has a great face…that she’s using in this magazine spread…all elegant and romantic…making me fall in love with her all over again…but maybe that’s just gas.

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Jojo and Her Sex Doll of the Day

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too. That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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Rihanna’s Got Some Coconuts of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is in Jamaica…don’t some typical islander thing…in what I like to think represent what her life should have been…you know like if this was a movie…where they show you how life would have been different if something major…like being born…never happened….you know if the record deal fell through the fucking cracks and she got sent home on cruise ship’s ghetto section like Leonardo DiCaprio…forcing her to spend her life sucking local photographer dick…hoping to get a gig as a resort’s house band…leading to getting cast in their catalog brochure….doing just this….but unfortunately…life worked out differently for Rihanna and this shit…is just her on vacation…showing some titty…living life like she’s in paradise…cuz her life is fucking paradise….lottery winning…not a worry in the world…paradise…

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Miley Cyrus 2013 Puppy Erotica for my Miley & Puppy Fetish of the Day

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is porn to me…because I don’t need to listen to her wonky spoiled brat face talk…but instead I get to stare at her tight little 20 year old body…which is really something I like to stare at…in a world filled with fat dumpy slobs…it is important to celebrate the young and the rich….in ways that degrade them just a little….and that inspire fantasies of K-Fedding them for a better tomorrow…she’s awesome… She’s so awesome, that she has single handedly created a new fetish on social media, one that I’ve never really got into before she got involved in it, because it features two of my favorite things…puppies and Miley…. So, like the good creep I am, I decided to compile all her 2013 pics of her posing with puppies…for you creeps who are equally perverted as me…which we all know is pretty fucking likely…

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