Charlotte McKinney got a job modeling some bikinis for what we can assume is one of her friends…during SWIM WEEK the trashiest of trashy events that take place in Miami…filled with sugar babies, garbage girls with large social media following, who aren’t even that hot, like Charlotte McKinney who is pretty fucking busted looking…but she was never hot so I guess that’s not saying much, she’s awlways been a garbage Florida chick, and she’s always been about the tits, so fixate on the tits….she’s staying true to herself, don’t try to pretend she’s anything but the tits… Here’s the show…and it is LOLZ… TO SEE THE REST OF ThE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney – Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The most basic of instagram picture that you will see on every single aspiring instagram model trying to get ahead…shot by any instagram photographer who doubles as a rapist, or who is a rapist but doubles as a photographer because it gets the girls in their “studio” which doubles as their apartment they share with 3 roomates because they are artists man…and because they’ve never been paid for any photo job man…but they have 100,000 followers man…and that brings the girls in… It’s the most basic of tactics and it is lame, but as long as I can remember, I’ve loved watching girls showers so whatever… I just think it is a fail, this girl has 10 million followers, she’s got a “personal brand” and an audience, yet she’s totally misguided…. She could play safe for work, cute teen, get all the jobs and end up on the Disney Channel…because it doesn’t require talent… But instead she goes the low hanging fruit…all because she likes likes, she likes attention, she likes being a social media slut, and she thinks this is her worth… She got the fake tits, she showed the nipples, now she’s doing the slut shoots… Sitting on an empire, but instead of Trolling in the right direction, get that mainstream money, she’ll end up in porn.. Terrible, but amazing and really where the world is at…so whatever works…. The post Alexis Ren Ass in the Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Cheesy dancing incestuous Julianne Hough…WHO? Exactly….shoulda been a stripper, but she got on TV instead…weird…and that show became really successful because fat trash on disability love watching mobile people dance in competition….and now she’s an “actress”….and most recently a Hockey Wife….with a Hockey player from Canada who likes to post pictures of his TV dancer price…since it’s better than ending up with a stripper…even if she’s all Disney-ed up and cheesy as fuck… They are on their honeymoon, and to further the cheese, they posted some edgy and exciting topless pics…that was missing one important thing…his dick in her… Don’t they know anything about Honeymoons..take the Pam and Tommy school of Honeymoon…they are made for FUCKING now cheesy instagram posts…you fucking assholes.. The post Topless Julianne Hough and Her Canadian Hockey Husband are Lame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Asian Guy with all the Tricks Dude at Comicon – Arrested with Loaded Guns – After Threatening to Kill Power Rangers Star – NERD ALERT CRAZY Motorcycle Accident Dog Gets Penis Stuck in a Duck Small Bear vs House Couple Use Baby To Rob Old Man Exorcism Gone Wrong Goat Breaks Into Office The post Jerk on the Beach and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Earlier today, someone sent me some photoshoot of Rat Cow in a jacket with no top on – because she’s a shameless softcore pornstar who produces low level erotica that is very hard to jerk off to – especially when you are impotent…. I told him that I would only promote Rat Cow if it was in 5 years and I stumbled upon her backpages account because that’s where I find sex.. I guess I lied….because she’s shamelessly doing staged paparazzi pics as part of her angle and strategy and it’s bananas…because it works…even though she barely does…she commands high prices and gets paid thanks to the world being morons unable to distinguish a whore from “TALENT”…. Well, here she is in a bikini, because she’s good manipulator…but not that good…this fake friend set up is hilarious as we know she has no friends for a fact but MORE importantly…look at that aging ass…it is melting away, now I know she’s not known for her ass, but STILL…it’s getting dimply and dumpy and that alone is hilarious because girl cant even commit to the gym to work out to be the sex pot who never quite hit….seriously… Here she is click-baiting like the bait-ass trick she is…click click click….in a bra…busty and not as bad as she is at her core.. The post Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Rose Depp is freshly 18 and I find her amazing…making her…my favorite…which I guess would be seen as perverted since I am an old fucking man…but the law is on my side, plus rich kids grow up faster than other kids thanks to their life of being exposed to dad’s cocaine at 5. All the other fame whores slutting out on social media just have nothing on this one…they are boring, uninteresting, repetitive, trash….who I am sure this one is an entitled, garbage human…but cute and stylish and potentially braless for social media existence…and for that, coupled with her dad being a crazy person who has been around forever, and their private Bahama island…she’s good. She was recently house shopping in a dress braless so I’ll just post those up again….. to see the rest CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp is my Favorite of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city… I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy. The post Irina Shayk in a Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I like seeing moms angry that the media is addressing real life issues that porn being available to all at the age of 4 thanks to the internet….freaking out because magazines for teens…who are statistically sexually active…write content about how to do it safely, and better…you know so you don’t get caught by your psycho mom…who is trying to pretend that sex doesn’t happen, so that you learn about it in a truck stop one night by your step daddy or some shit… I think it’s nice knowing that oppressive, sex fearing parents still exist, because some of the sluttiest girls I’ve knows have been a product of the least liberal of parents…you know weirdo religious types…and it’s let to some great times for me… So keep the activist parents fighting SODOMY in a world that is genderless, and more interestingly, FAIR…just yesteday in the park I heard a kid saying that all the players on his team are equal….like some kind of pussy…not realizing that no one is equal…but maybe that harsh reality will come before he breaks and turns to prescription drugs in 10 years…like the daughter of Activist Mom….who is probably already working on anal to not get pregnant…like EVERY girl I had sex with in High School…in an era before PORN…because humans are perverts and always will be…no matter how hard people pretend they aren’t…. I mean Activist mom by definition takes cum inside her so who is she to fucking complain…I assume she’s just trying to get viral videos going for Youtube money and this is just a variation of stage parenting…famewhoring…an angle…for her audience.. The post Activist Mom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chloe Bennet is on some nerdy show called Agents of Shield…and she’s wearing a bikini in Chicago because that’s what girls do when they are in Chicago…along with eating pizza and visiting Chris Farley’s death site….and really experiencing first hand just how fat American women can be….when they aren’t on a TV…like Chloe Bennet and her round little ass… The highlight of these pics is the dude who spotted the clit…weird world this internet is…weird fucking world.. The post Chloe Bennet Agent of Shields in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The homies at THICK ASS GLASS gave us a bong to give to our INTERN to test out for you….because they like to HOOK us up… In this exciting video you will see her face….and not her ass because she won’t let us sexualize her like we are Bill Clinton…like interns are supposed to be sexualized…because she’s a new generation feminist and we must support that…. We also support smoking that bong on a Sunday because that’s what sundays are for…you know SUNDAZE… If you don’t know, now you know…that THICK ASS GLASS is the only way to smoke what you gotta smoke…it’s quality as fuck… The post Thick Ass Glass StepGIRLS Snapchat Takeover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
