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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Motherf–ker, Get Some Help!

On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 17, the ladies departed for Dubai and had to adjust to the culture accordingly. Lisa Rinna, meanwhile, continued to instill doubts in the group, and Brandi Glanville dispensed her infinite wisdom as only she can … Watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 17 Online When The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6 Episode 17 began, Kyle was visibly moved at the Global Lyme Alliance gala. Listening to Gigi Hadid talk about her mother Yolanda Foster and how “shame” her, Kyle told cameras she had a drastic change of heart: “I always felt, like, dirty and weird even hearing Lisa Rinna [say] ‘Munchausen,’ and being in that setting, and not being more defensive.” “And being here tonight, I feel bad about that. It’s really hard because a part of me feels guilty for talking about her children. It’s really upsetting.” Kyle apologized to Yolanda, who was moved to tears: “When it hit her emotions, I knew. That’s all I wanted was for them to understand.” Everything was not well in the life of Yolanda, however. She confided in Brandi Glanville that her relationship with David Foster has been a “challenge,” and that “it’s hard on him not having a wife.” Brandi’s take on it? “She used to be David’s everything.” “She used to take of David, she did everything for him.” It’s still not clear on the surface what’s wrong when you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online . But we know how this ends. Badly. David Foster says Yolanda is faking it . As for the Dubai trip, those were some good, awkward times talking about Middle East culture and traditions … and more Lyme Disease. “I’ve never doubted that she’s sick,” Rinna said, showing a Jax Taylor or Kristen Doute -like ability to actually believe what she’s saying.  “I question sometimes not her sickness – how she uses it, how she displays it and when she chooses to show up and when she doesn’t.” Erika Girardi came to Yolanda’s defense. “I think she would like to be here with us tonight. Why would you rather be at home instead of being here? Look at where we are,” she said. “This is a gorgeous place, Lisa. Who doesn’t want to see her two daughters absolutely dominate Fashion Week in New York and Paris?” “Who wants to stay in a bathrobe?” A good question. But the quote of Tuesday night belongs to – who else – Brandi, who weighed in on all things Lisa Rinna in epic fashion. “I think that wig glue is going to her brain, and she needs to check herself. It’s one wig in one style. No, I’m not lying. She wears wigs.” Brandi then wrote an imaginary letter: “Dear Lisa Rinna, get a f–king life.” “Eat some food and stop talking about my friends. You have nothing else going on in your life. Hashtag straight jacket; hashtag real friends.” “Motherf–ker, get some help.”  Amazing. View Slideshow: 12 Things We Miss (and Love!) About Brandi Glanville

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Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day

Her name is Ireland. It’s St Patrick’s Day. The tie in is obvious. It’s the only day of the year she’s barely relevant, despite how hard she tries, while watching her cousin who got into this rich kid famewhoring later than Ireland is actually booking jobs, since she’s not a 6 foot tall , identity crisis, broken and sad rich monster who does not like when I write about her, having blocked me on all social media and even having her dad go at me through his foundation once, but I still like to think we’re friends….but I guess her pictures still trickle out there for scum like me to stare at and sexualize, because she’s a feminist bi sexual who doesn’t want to be sexualized, that’s why she shoots in panties she jacks up her cunt. Either way, you can take the fame away from her, you can take her dad away from her, you can never take away her being yelled at by him in that voicemail that went viral a decade ago during her parent’s divorce, or St Patrick’s Day…cuz her name is Ireland…right… The post Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day

It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice but to control her body hair seeing as she’s a fucking Sasquatch… Not that this has to do with Kim K, it’s Bella Thorne, the only 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, teen actress, who is sexualizing herself with a virtual wink, like “I know what I’m doing”..this social media shit is a joke you horny fucks.. And I’m very into whatever she’s selling…she’s the best thing going on in pop culture / media / acting, in an era of everyone wanting to be famous at least on instagram, it just seems more legit when she’s got an acting career to back it up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I still love this video of her telling her BF to fuck her ass.. The post Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning Joins Instagram with Erotica of the Day

Apparently, Dakota Fanning made a statement that she’d never join instagram…I didn’t research this fact because I don’t give a fuck about Dakota Fanning or her creepy Hollywood child star weirdness… But she joined anyway @DakotaFanning …. Because instagram followers determines whether you mater or not, whether you are hireable or not, whether you are relevant or not…so I guess she’s diving into this shit like she was an instagram model – since everyone is a fucking instagram model these days… Here’s her pics, even though everyone knows snapchat is where the chances of her posting a pussy video are statistically more likely to happen…. Either way, everyone succumbs to this nonsense…technology always wins in the singularity… The post Dakota Fanning Joins Instagram with Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day

Selena Gomez went big the other day at Paris Fashion week, in an era where going big means wearing a pretty revealing dress, with a lot of tit and chubby leg exposed, all while flashing her nude colored panties…because when you’re dying of LUPUS and in and out of CHEMOTHERAPY…all sick and throwing up everyday….wondering if it will ever end…going to fashion week and dressing slutty like it was a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION trip…is the only logical thing you can do…in a “I don’t give a fuck, sexualize me like we sexualize everything, this is the porn generation and as strong women, here’s my vagina without showing vagina”….she’s probably on her period and/or not willing to commit to that level of proud to be a woman bullshit.. Either way, she’s on some kind of hustle you like…because she’s still got pervert fans that haven’t given up on her, even though I’ve never found her anything more than “cute for a Mexican”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Revisiting the Selena GOmez Nude Panty Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work. There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits…. I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples! The post Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day

Amy Adams is in the April Issue of GQ UK….and I don’t find her hot… I don’t even know what I’ve seen her in. I don’t even feel like further investigating this post…. I guess we can just try to visualize her orange pubic hair, something that used to make me gag when I thought about it, mainly because of the contrast of orange against pink against white white skin….but something in my later years has become fascinating because in all the gross I’ve fucked…none have had orange bush…and I feel like I’m missing out on a terrible fucking experience…that is probably Karma from pointing and laughing at girls in high school calling them Fire Crotch, probably decade before Paris Hilton and her rich friends did it to LOHAN…because I guess they read the site..back when the site mattered…. The post Amy Adams for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian: Remember When I Was Paris Hilton’s Sidekick?

Do we ever! It's common knowledge that Kim Kardashian used to show up on event lists as “Paris Hilton's guest.”  Heck, even she'll post a good throwback photo co-starring Paris Hilton, acknowledging monokinis and wraparound sunglasses.   Yours truly came across a few old photos of Kardashian and her family (Kris Jenner, Kourtney and Khloe specifically) partying with the reality star and Hilton at Tao in October 2006. SO. MUCH. FUN. I threw a throwback photo of Kyle Richards and Faye Resnick in for good measure.  They're all basically the same person, amiright? 1. That’s My Sister Kourtney She’s super-mellow. 2. 2006: Kim’s “Coming Out” Year You couldn’t swing a paparazzi camera without finding Kim Kardashian at an event, Paris Hilton’s constant Plus-One. 3. Fame Is So Weird! And by weird, I mean “awesome!” 4. NFL Party = Shooting Fish In a Barrel I met a guy named Reggie. 5. ‘Entourage’ Season 6 Premiere Entourage was the very embodiment of 2006: The dawn of a shitty era for humanity, but an epic one for the likes of Hilton, Lohan and other douche bags they ran with. 6. I’m The Famous Aunt I was a child star. Did you know I was in ‘Halloween?’ Check IMDB. CHECKITNOW! View Slideshow

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Megan Fox on TV of the Day

Megan Fox talks about her cross dressing child, she talks about how her kids telling her when she was in her womb that they are bohemian revolutionaries and a whole lot of other broken girl botox filled shit… These actors who start out in this shit young, who are thrown into this vapid world and her are abducted and procreating with David from 90210 are so distorted and fucked up that they need to dig into the world from their self absorbed, ignorant, uneducated place to find purpose.. “I must be more than tits dudes wanted to fuck in a series of shitting fucking movies”…”I must be more than a talentless idiot with millions of dollars”…and with all that free time on her hands – she’s figured it all out…garbage… The post Megan Fox on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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