After the pictures of a pregnant Uma Thurman hosing her belly down in a bathing suit, I was in desperate need for some sort of normal looking swimsuit pictures. These are close enough. Here’s Paris Hilton showing some skin in her tattered little bathing suit. That’s more like it. You would think that someone as rich as Paris would be able to afford a bathing suit without any holes in it. Ha! Show us your boobies.
This just in at ML HQ: Esteemed Mad Men creator and occasional director Matthew Weiner will make his feature filmmaking debut with You Are Here , to co-star Owen Wilson and Zach Galifianakis in a “funny, charming, and deeply honest film about who we were, who we are, and discovering the power to embrace life, no matter how much you screw it up.” There is also a road trip! And possibly Amy Poehler! Read on for full details from producer Gilbert Films. ========= LOS ANGELES, March 28 — Gilbert Films announced today that their next theatrical film project, YOU ARE HERE, will start production in May 2012 in North Carolina. The film, written and to be directed by Matthew Weiner (creator of Emmy and Golden Globe winning series MAD MEN, writer/executive producer of THE SOPRANOS) will star Owen Wilson (MIDNIGHT IN PARIS, WEDDING CRASHERS) and Zach Galifianakis (THE HANGOVER, DUE DATE). Discussions are underway for Amy Poehler (PARKS & RECREATION) to co-star. Weiner will be making his big screen debut after having directed numerous episodes of the award-winning MAD MEN through its five years of production. Gary Gilbert, Scott Hornbacher, and Jordan Horowitz will produce. Lionsgate is handling international sales. Local weatherman and freewheeling bachelor Steve Dallas (Wilson) and bi-polar man-child Ben (Galafinakis) are childhood best friends who embark on a road trip home after Ben discovers that his estranged father has passed away. Once there, Ben is shocked to learn that his eccentric father had big plans for him and he’s inherited a whole lot more than his father’s money. As Ben struggles with his new responsibilities, his friendship with Steve is tested by the complications of his inheritance, his sister Terry’s (Poehler) ambition, and Steve’s desire to be with his father’s beautiful young widow Angela. YOU ARE HERE is a funny, charming, and deeply honest film about who we were, who we are, and discovering the power to embrace life, no matter how much you screw it up. “This movie has been my passion for eight years and to see it come together with Owen and Zach and Amy is a dream come true,” said Weiner. “I can’t wait to get started because the movie is about everything I care about and I’m tired of reading it out loud to my friends.” Noted Gilbert: “We are thrilled to finally bring this project to the screen. Matt is one of the brightest creative minds in television, and we are confident that this project will solidify the same reputation for him in the world of narrative film.” ###
Let me upgrade you Chocolate man-banger Tyson Beckford recently caught up with London’s Evening Standard magazine and shared his thoughts on the fashion industry, but things got real interesting when he started talking about his Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend Shanina Shaik. According to Tyson, when people say that she can do better, his response is that ‘he created her’: On His Girlfriend Shanina Shaik: When I found her she was a regular girl. I helped place her with the right people, get her teeth cleaned, her body toned up. Everything changed and now everyone wants a piece of her. I hear people say, ‘You can do better than Tyson.’ I’m like, ‘Really? Really?! I created her!’ On the Fashion Industry: As a supermodel I go with the other supers round the world: Dubai one day, Paris the next. There’s partying. I’ll wake up in a hotel room and there are people all over the floor and I’m like, “Is this really happening?” One time in Miami I woke up in the bathtub. I play second fiddle to [female supermodels], but that’s fine. Linda’s great, and Elle, Naomi — though I’ve seen her dark side. They all like to have fun. On playing in Toni Braxton’s ‘Unbreak My Heart’ video: I’d always wanted to act, and that gave me a chance to show the world I wasn’t just a pretty model but that I could portray a character without speaking. Inside, I was always acting. An actor playing the role of a male supermodel.’ And his cameo in Zoolander? ‘I was playing myself, which is one of the hardest things you can do.’ We wonder how Shanina feels about her boo thang taking all of the credit for her success, how about you just stand there and look pretty Tyson? Thanks. Check out more photos of the photogenic couple next… Source
There’s just something about a woman who heads out on the town without a bra that I like… I wish I could put my finger on it. Not really, how much would it cost to put my finger on it? Call me.
Ryan Seacrest, Lindsay Lohan are among other public figures who have been punk’d in public. By Kara Warner Kim Kardashian Photo: Tommaso Boddi/ WireImage Not surprisingly, there has been much ado over the flour-bombing of Kim Kardashian Thursday night at the West Hollywood launch of her new fragrance line, True Reflection. Kardashian is, after all, a generator of countless news headlines — sometimes one of the reality star’s generic comments on Twitter is enough to warrant a news item — and the fact that she was attacked with a flour bomb during a red-carpet appearance is certainly newsworthy. Kardashian is not the first celeb to fall victim to a flour bomb, however. The recent incident brings to mind several others that have involved a few of our favorite public figures taking some flour and other seemingly harmless household items to the face. Ryan Seacrest The most recent “bombing” incident involved funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen and Ryan Seacrest , Kardashian’s E! colleague. Cohen made headlines with his heavily publicized appearance at the Oscars in character as Admiral General Aladeen of his upcoming movie “The Dictator”; he then made waves around the world when he greeted Seacrest for an interview by tossing “ashes” (which turned out to be Bisquick) all over the host. Bob Dylan Although the beloved rock icon took home Album of the Year for his Time Out of Mind at the 40th Annual Grammy Awards in 1998, the moment that everybody remembers from that night came during Dylan’s performance of “Love Sick,” when a shirtless man named Michael Portnoy stormed the stage and began . The rocker definitely took notice of the stranger with the words “Soy Bomb” written across his chest, but he barely batted an eye before security came out to remove him. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan was the unfortunate victim of a “bombing” by animal-rights activists in 2008. She and then-girlfriend Samantha Ronson were outside a Paris nightclub when three activists used flour to express their distaste for Lohan’s fur stole. Lohan has a history with PETA, having been named to their Worst Dressed List in the past. Tom Cruise During one of his many red-carpet appearances in 2005 for “War of the Worlds,” Cruise was surprised by a jokester posing as a journalist who attempted to prank Cruise with a trick microphone that squirted water in the action star’s face. Cruise took the man to task for the incident. “Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?” Cruise asked, preventing the man from fleeing the scene by reaching across the metal barrier and holding his arm. “Don’t run away,” he said. “That’s incredibly rude. I’m here giving you an interview and you do that … it’s incredibly rude.” Various Politicians There are almost too many victims to name at this point, but more than a few politicians have been victims of glitter bombs , acts of protest by activists meant to bring awareness to gay rights. The list of victims includes Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachmann. Glitter-bombers beware, though: The act carries possible jail time and a hefty fine for those who get caught.
Incredibly, hilariously, and totally awesomely, Jon Hamm is apparently at it again. In an interview with Time Out London , the actor was asked about his status as a sex symbol and told the publication: “The sexy thing is so ephemeral and meaningless other than in the world of selling magazines. Who cares, when it’s reduced to just that? You might as well be a Kardashian and have a sex tape.” Yes! Burn! This dig, of course, follows Hamm’s reference to Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian as “idiots” who serve as examples of how stupidity is rewarded in our culture. He’s mostly stuck by these comments , too. Jonathan Cheban (we know: who ?!?) also upped the ante this week by saying his friend is more popular than the multiple-time Emmy winner. Whose side are you on in this feud?
Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized that her vagina can produce gold, to which she started training her garbage children to learn how to suck dick, while she sucked dick to get the connections needed to launch the family as a brand….that makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….with a launch platform that started with Kris Jenner’s master plan of being the leech on Paris Hilton’s herpes scab, so people would see her, before releasing a porno starring her own fucking daughter , to take it up a notch…. She is the evil mastermind, and here she is whoring herself out, like she probably wished she did on camera when she was in her 20s, since now the only sex appeal she has is to lesbians, or gay men who think she’s a dainty man…. All I see is evil…this is the devil’s work….the fall of society but I’m posting it anyway…cuz vintage pregnant erotica, although not hot at all, has huge diaper like underwear…and that makes it fun to look at.
While Charlize’s all over Michael’s penis, I’m all over her. Not only did she crush me with cuteness when she announced her adoption of her baby Jackson last week , but she scarred me for life with her new Snow White and the Huntsman trailer. More » Post from: Crushable Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Crushable Discovery Date : 19/03/2012 15:23 Number of articles : 2
Katy Perry has covered Kanye West and Jay-Z’s rap hit, ‘N****s In Paris.’ The 27-year-old singer brought out the surprise cover on BBC’s Radio 1… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : PopEater Discovery Date : 19/03/2012 15:43 Number of articles : 4
