Kimberley Garner ….is a nobody from a UK reality show who doesn’t matter, the people, the tabloids, no one gives an actual fuck about her….which I guess is funny because she keeps going for it…and still has her miami people willing to take slutty bikini pics of her…cuz that body is all she has going for her…and it’s a great body..but if you go on instagram you will learn that everyone has a great fucking body now and doing what this bitch is doing is not going to get her anywhere except maybe a post on this site for 11 bots from Russia to read…. She’s just irrelevant which is too bad, because I think her hot body is great…it just needs some better creative direction, a viral stunt…maybe a porn career to make her family back home proud of her American dream fulfillment that she’s been working on and getting no where…. She’s probably far too proper for that, British people, but she clearly doesn’t realize that in America…UK reality shows man nothing nad there are way more aggressive whores locally on the hustle making her shit basic as fuck. Keep on trying. Whoring can work out for you. I believe in it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kimberley Garner Staged Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you're not familiar with the term “doomsday prepper,” these are the people who devote their lives to stockpiling weapons and canned goods in preparation for the apocalypse that they're secretly hoping will happen while they're still alive. It's a movement that attracts society's most unhinged and violent elements, so it should come as no surprise that Jenelle Evans and David Eason are hardcore preppers. On a preview for Monday night's episode of Teen Mom 2 , Jenelle reveals to her mother that she and David were downright jazzed about Hurricane Florence, as it would allow them to finally put all their doomsday nonsense into action. Sadly, David didn't get the chance to cut any looters in half with one of his ridiculous hand cannons, but hey, there's always next natural disaster. Check out the latest idiocy from these two dweebs: 1. Post-Apocalyptic Warriors If the world should turn into a Mad Max-style wasteland over night, Jenelle and David are ready! Or at least that’s what they tell themselves. 2. Lacking Sensitivity Back when Hurricane Michael devastated neighborhoods along the North Carolina coast, Jenelle and David made the controversial decision to ignore evacuation orders. 3. Not the Brightest Bulb Jenelle took even more criticism for treating the whole thing like a joke. 4. We Can’t With These Two … She also accepted food donations after boasting that her area was barely affected and dismissing the dire forecasts as “fake news.” 5. Preppers Gonna Prep Jenelle was heavily criticized for putting her children in harm’s way, but she says that if the stuff had hit the fan, she and David were fully prepared. 6. Explaining It to Babs In a preview for Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom 2, Jenelle explains to her mother that she and David were fully prepared for the apocalypse. View Slideshow
Ashley Martson is back with an update on her health status. Unfortunately, however, the 90 Day Fiance star does not have great news to share. “Happy Friday, Everyone! I will no longer be doing any new promos, endorsements, cameos, or any PR as of Feb 8,” she wrote late last week, explaining why as follows: “If I have already signed with you it will be done. If I have not, I will not be available until mid March for anything. “I will be undergoing surgery and will be down at least a month.” This message comes two weeks after Martson was found unresponsive inside her home. She was thankfully discovered before it was too late and rushed to a local hospital, where doctors determined that kidney failure – as a result of her Lupus diagnosis – was to blame for the scary incident. “Please pray for myself and my family as I know it’s going to be a very tough road ahead for all of us,” she wrote at the time. And now Ashley has made a similar request. “Fans, all I ask for is prayers,” she added on Friday, continuing: “I will not be sharing much information about my health any longer, my willingness to overshare came with nothing but scrutiny and backlash. “I need to focus on my health, family, and recovery for that month. I appreciate all who support me very much #90dayfiance #tlc #healthcomesfirst.” It’s true that many social media users had the nerve to give Ashley grief after she initially shared a photo of herself in a hospital bed. People can really suck, huh? The 32-year-old also spent Christmas in the hospital after a flare-up of Lupus-related symptoms. She’s had a very difficult past few months, on multiple personal fronts. As 90 Day Fiance viewers are aware of, husband Jay Smith admitted to cheating on Martson mere days after the two became husband and wife. He apologized and was reportedly by Ashley’s side after her collapse a couple weeks ago, but the relationship is understandably tenuous. In fact, Martson filed for divorce from her spouse of eight months on January 11. However, she then withdrew the paperwork after less than two weeks, a court clerk from Cumberland County, Pennsylvania confirmed on January 24 to Us Weekly and other outlets. For what reason? We can’t say. But we aren’t about to judge Ashley during this rough time. We’re simply going to wish the reality star the best on her road to recovery. View Slideshow: 90 Day Fiance: Most Shocking Scandals Exposed!
I don’t know if you saw the story about the Two Canadians who portaged a canoe each to the basecamp of Everest last week….well if you didn’t, two Canadians portaged a canoe to the Everest Basecamp….they did it for some Charity, good people…but the point of my story is the importance of the canoe to the people of Canada…like the beaver and the igloo and the Maple Syrup trade…the canoe is the foundation of our existence..and everyone, even twats like Shay Mitchell who are out there trying to get attention on their Instagram feed because they can easily monetize it….feel the need to pay tribute to her Canada, even though she left Canada for the glitz and glam of Hollywood…stealing your jobs and being too cool for Canada…it’s like when the successful dude goes back to his small town at Christmas and judges the locals he grew up with dude to his superiority thanks to driving a Land Rover…you know the type….but Canada…or the PADDLES that make Canada Great Again….CAGA if you will….are ingrained in her DNA…even if she’s an immigrant… Point being… ASS SHOT! The post Shay Mitchell Ass in a Kayak of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Thaddaeus McAdams / Getty Amara La Negra and Shay seem like they’d be polar opposites but tonight’s episode of Love and Hip-Hop Miami proves that theory wrong. The opening scene finds them chilling on the beach because they’re cool now, but we all know they’re really here to gossip. Shay brings the messy by asking what’s up with Amara La Negra and Bobby Lytes. Amara blocked Bobby on social media because he’s negative. Bobby found out and was talking smack about her because he was mad. You know how he does! But then Shay starts trashing Jojo too and claims Jojo was talking behind Amara’s back. We all know that Shay is pissed at Jojo for dating Pleasure P. You know, girl code stuff. Amara doesn’t even trip. She said she’s still going to rock with Jojo—at least for now because if it wasn’t in her face then it didn’t happen. As a matter of fact, Amara gets the bright idea to try to get Jojo and Shay on the same page so they can all be friends. This will go swimmingly. Pleasure P meets up with Khaotic and Young Hollywood to wax poetic about…whatever. Khaotic asks Pleasure P about when will Pretty Ricky be performing again. Pleasure P reiterates the same tired story—he and Baby Blue can’t get right so that’s that. Khaotic says the people want Pretty Ricky. But we’re all like, where? Then Khaotic asks Young Hollywood how Amara is doing. At this point, Young Hollywood is tired of trolls in his mentions for all of his ignorant behavior toward Amara last season so he’s trying to make peace now. He says he wishes nothing but the best for her and that he wants to apologize for his behavior so, he plans to invite her to some party that’s coming up. Later on, we find out that Amara accepts his invite and that all seems to be forgiven. They’re all good…for now. But we still don’t like him. Tuh! Trina learns that her assistant has been making shady moves behind her back. Not only has he been going around telling people that he’s her creative director, but he also tried to create a t-shirt line with her business manager. Trina doesn’t have a problem with her team pursuing their dreams, but the shadiness is not tolerated, and he wasn’t even doing good work with her, and he doesn’t even really care. Trina seizes this moment to give us Diamond Princess drama. She goes off on him and fires him, rightfully so. He tries to act like he’s unbothered, and informs her that he’s going to make his business moves and head to the top without her. Mmmmkay. Good luck with being on that blacklist. Trina got the juice. Let’s fast forward a bit. The episode concludes with that Amara La Negra facilitated peace talk between Jojo and Shay. How you think it went? Shay is hostile out the gate, which is typical. Jojo says she could care less that Shay is mad, especially because she feels like Shay betrayed her first by sharing some private information that she once shared, thinking Shay would keep it confidential. We don’t know what that info is but we all know Jojo probably would have dated Pleasure P whether she and Shay were still cool or not. Anyway, Shay and Jojo go in on each other and act like they’re going to fight but that good Love and Hip-Hop Miami security came through and shut that down. Meanwhile, Blue is there watching this entire thing, looking like a messy troll. And then Pleasure P appears (meanwhile, Blue and Amara are talking to Jojo, getting her side of the story). Shay confronts him about dating Jojo so he starts laying it on thick. Pleasure P apologizes for how he treated her and says he should have handled the situation better but then he gets extra and unnecessary when he asks her if she still loves him. Let’s reconvene next week. Same ratchet time, same ratchet channel. RELATED POSTS ‘LHHMIAS2’ Recap: Trina Mediates A Peace Talk Between Joy And Shay ‘LHHMIA’ Recap: Trina Cancels The ‘TNT’ Project Foreva!
Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift…. Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares…. She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting… This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Martha Hunt Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process… I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush… DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy. The post Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There was a time when Natalia Vodianova was a big deal. One of the top models that people celebrated…she was making over 6 million dollars a year for a bunch of years. Calvin Klein were paying her over a million dollars a year for over 7 years…se must have had some dirt on old Calvin before it was ok to be a Gay Man who Rapes Young Men like you were Kevin Spacey…or maybe Calvin liked her… She is old as fuck, so she actually embodies communist values that I like to fixate on when I talk about the New Generation Russian sex workers who present themselves as models…who have no idea what escaping communism after living in a government funded concrete apartment with no hot water, rationed bread, rationed maxi pads, nothing AMerican…forcing them to climb through Siberia mountains to end up in America being millionaires… Well here she is demonstrating the birthing process…she’s a mother of 5, this pose must come natural to her at his point…it’s also coincidentally how she closes most of her jobs…mainly the securing of the son of the founder of LVMH – the people who own Louis Vuitton Moet Henessey….the biggest luxury brand ver… The post Natalia Vodianova Spread Legged for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Mark Boster / Getty Just as sources predicted , on Martin Luther King Day, Sen. Kamala Harris announced that she’s running for President of the United States. The first-term Democratic senator from California made the announcement on ABC’s Good Morning America Monday morning. “I am running for president. I’m very excited about it. I am very excited about it,” Harris, 54, told Robin Roberts and George Stephanopoulos . Harris is the first African-American candidate to throw her political hat in the presidential election ring. She will join fellow Democrats Sen. Elizabeth Warren , Rep. Julian Castro , Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand and many others in hopes to defeat President Trump in 2020. BREAKING: @KamalaHarris announces this morning on @GMA that she will officially be running for president in 2020. “I'm very excited about it.” https://t.co/W1vUNMab63 pic.twitter.com/Jhklmo3Oa9 — Good Morning America (@GMA) January 21, 2019 “I love my country, and this is a moment in time that I feel a sense of responsibility to fight for the best of who we are,” Harris said, explaining why she is running for this nation’s highest office. JUST IN: @KamalaHarris on announcing she will be running for president in 2020: “I feel a responsibility to stand up and fight for who we are.” https://t.co/qUX1sERxxZ pic.twitter.com/NcSHFTRIny — Good Morning America (@GMA) January 21, 2019 EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Kamala Harris tells @GMA : “The American people deserve to have someone who is going to fight for them, who is going to see them, who will hear them, who will care about them…and put them in front of self-interest.” https://t.co/Z1gKfXCrkz pic.twitter.com/d14OZAqI0k — ABC News (@ABC) January 21, 2019 While a recent NPR/PBS Newshour/Marist poll found that among those who have an opinion about Harris they are more favorable than not, many concerns have been raised about her work as a prosecutor and how that has negatively impacted African-Americans. Harris has yet to respond those criticisms, but when asked about the left’s growing opposition to law enforcement, she had this to say. “I think it is a false choice to suggest that communities do not want law enforcement,” Harris stressed to the GMA hosts. “Most communities do. They don’t want excessive force. They don’t want racial profiling, but then nobody should.” NBC News reported that shortly after her GMA appearance, Sen. Harris dropped her first campaign video with the slogan “Kamala Harris For the People.” “Truth, justice, decency, equality, freedom, democracy: these aren’t just words, they’re the values we as American cherish. And they’re all on the line now,” Harris says in the video. “Let’s claim our future.” Take a look: I'm running for president. Let's do this together. Join us: https://t.co/9KwgFlgZHA pic.twitter.com/otf2ez7t1p — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) January 21, 2019 Her campaign has also confirmed that their headquarters will be based in a Baltimore, Maryland with a second office in Oakland. RELATED NEWS: 2020 Here We Come! Sources Claim Senator Kamala Harris Is Running For President Kamala Harris To Tour California Immigration Detention Center Kamala Harris Favored At CBC Forum For 2020 Presidential Run [ione_media_gallery src=”https://hellobeautiful.com” id=”2951522″ overlay=”true”]