Katy Perry’s best friend…or as I like to call it…her jealous leech of a friend who she used to be all fucking gutter and lame at hipster parties before Katy Perry tits lured a relatively famous black recording artist who introduced her to all his friends….leading to her career…and by default her BFF Ke$ha’s career….cuz that’s just what horrible humans do for each other…they pollute the world with garbage….is sexing it up in her new video….wearing lingerie and trying to be erotic…doing anything she can for hits…views and to beat Katy Perry at her own game….which I doubt she will do.. Luckily post production….erased WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HALF NAKED
Like Bruce Springsteen, Katy Perry has been out on the campaign trail, performing free concerts at President Barack Obama#39;s re-election rallies. Unlike Springsteen, Perry has been wearing a pair of skintight rubber minidresses—one emblazoned with Obama#39;s “Forward” campaign slogan, the other with her “ballot”—on the stump. The 28-year-old pop singer performed at a rally in Milwaukee on Saturday, peeling off a red-white-and-blue dress to reveal the latex “Forward” frock. Last month, Perr
Katy Perry has been a fixture on the campaign trail, performing at President Barack Obama’s rallies … while wearing custom-made, skin-tight, form-fitting dresses. Last night, she wore a blue one emblazoned with Obama’s “Forward” campaign slogan; last week, Perry’s white number became the hottest “ballot” of all time. Which dress – by Abigail Greydanus, an L.A.-based designer – do you like better? Vote!
So, performing in weird stripper-y outfits is Katy Perry ‘s thing, right? Which explains her dressed like a sexy ballot at some political event — the full-body jumpsuit is from the set of her new Popchips commercial. Personally, I miss the days when Katy just wore giant candles on her boobs. And if you ask me, a little cleavage would help get out the vote way more. Otherwise, what exactly is the appeal of watching Katy perform? » view all 41 photos Related Articles: Katy Perry Bikini Pictures Katy Perry’s Sweet Tight Latex Cleavage Katy Perry In A Boobie Grabbing Booth Katy Perry Is Golden Delicious Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
We’ll give the man credit for trying to break out into a different role, but Tyler’s performance proved to be a disappointment. According to The Hollywood Reporter : You almost feel sorry for Tyler Perry, stepping out of his own universe for the first time to try to expand his range and finding himself in something as thoroughly dismal as Alex Cross. An unpleasant film from the sadistic behavior of its loathsome villain to the grubbiness of its visual palette, this stands as a substandard attempt to bring novelist James Patterson’s intuitive cop back to the big screen. All the same, it will be interesting to observe if much of Perry’s generally loyal audience turns out to see him in a major change of pace, as well as if nonfans are curious to check him as a potential action hero. Whatever the opening is, legs are doubtful. Among other things, Alex Cross features a mano-a-mano climax that is a strong contender for the title of worst major fight scene ever to grace a major motion picture. The lighting is dark, it’s framed so tightly you can’t tell who’s hitting whom or what’s going on, and the camera’s intense jitters make it a virtual parody of filmmakers trying to make something exciting by shaking the camera. It’s incredible one of the six producers didn’t notice this and demand a retake. Not directly based on any single one of Patterson’s novels about the brilliant investigator and forensic psychologist but credited nonetheless as an adaptation of Cross, the script by Mark Moss and Kerry Williamson takes the man back to his pre-Washington and FBI days, when he was a cop on the Detroit police force (though some might notice that, for financial reasons, the film was shot largely in Cleveland). This repositioning suits the fact that Perry is about 20 years younger than Morgan Freeman was when he played the role in Kiss the Girls in 1997 and Along Came a Spider four years later. Towering over the other actors (he’s 6-foot-5), Perry lumbers around with a degree of charisma but a lack of emotional range or variety in line delivery. Although watchable and certainly different from the usual run of leading men, he’s not really all that interesting in this character. Fox is plenty convincing as the cretin without the merest morsel of humanity, while the other actors just cash their paychecks, notably Jean Reno as a French industrialist with an unexplained penchant for turning the city of Detroit around. Have you seen ‘Alex Cross’ yet? Do you want to? Images via WENN/youtube
By all indications at the LA press day the principals involved in Alex Cross are happy as plums with the pic director Rob Cohen delivered, which sees Tyler Perry (of Madea fame) making his action hero debut on Friday. So is it any wonder that a deal is underway already with novelist James Patterson to start work on Double Cross , the next in what Summit and QED International hope is another fruitful Perry franchise? Based on Patterson’s popular crime novels, Alex Cross follows a detective/profiler (Perry) as he challenges a serial killer named Picasso (Matthew Fox, in a memorably crazed turn) who kills with perverse pleasure — and has targeted people close to the detective. The two then engages him in a dangerous cat and mouse game against the backdrop of a decayed Detroit. It’s Perry’s first film solely as an actor following a tremendously successful run of niche films, television, and theater projects that have grossed over half a billion dollars to date with Perry producing, directing, writing, and/or starring. Alex Cross is, fittingly enough, his big crossover push as well as his first action role, and given his loyal following it’s not surprising that the studio’s banking on a big enough opening from the modestly-budgeted $25M pic to warrant a sequel. For his part, Patterson voiced his support of Perry’s star turn filling the shoes of the iconic character previously portrayed by Morgan Freeman in Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider . He described Perry as a more accurate embodiment of Alex Cross, who’s described in the novels as a 6’3″, 200 lb. family man who’s close to his grandmother. Addressing the idea of writing yet more novels in his 20-book Alex Cross series, the poised, brash Patterson answered, ” Always. Baby needs new shoes .” (No, really. He said that.) So I’m guessing there’s none of that original author hesitation on Patterson’s part to see another one of his novels adapted for the screen, regardless of how Alex Cross opens with audiences or critics this weekend. There’s no indication yet of who will be scripting or directing the sequel, but if I were QED I’d look to upgrade on both counts. [ Deadline ]
Paula Bertolini is a skinny model and she’s naked for some fashion photoshoot that you know was scripted in the office of some pretentious art director who thought he had a vision…a revolutionary, artistic vision that will redefine fashion as we know it, or at least that’s how he pitched this, cuz recycled, repetitive, bullshit trash with a few nipples in it to keep it edgy enough for people to talk about it like it’s more than just mass produced bullshit, doesn’t sell the creative team as well… I’ve never heard of her, but I’ve seen her naked and I like it…..cuz she’s not fat.
Katy Perry is dressed as a militant lesbian for GQ Germany, because based on my experience with Germans and my knowledge of Germans, cold, hard faced, miliant lesbians is kinda their thing, you know when they aren’t shitting in each other’s mouths in bootleg porn, or covering up a genocide scandal that hit back in the 30s and 40s when they let a criminal mastermind run their country…. I generally don’t like lesbians, but only cuz they hate me for having a penis…..seriously they always look at me funny, like that they want to turn me into a woman, but maybe that’s cuz I turn them on so much it fucks with all they have worked so hard to suppress….but more importantly, I hate Katy Perry, cuz she’s a fucking lie of a human….talentless, ugly and thanks to GQ Germany, pantsless….unfortunately. Here are the pics…
Taylor Swift is known for penning songs about her personal life, specifically any breakup that has left her heartbroken . But the singer is reportedly so taken with Conor Kennedy that members of his famous family don’t believe Swift will ever write a track about her new 18-year old boyfriend. EVER. That’s right: the Kennedys could see this pair getting married. I am never, ever, ever splitting with Conor Kennedy! Swift and Kennedy just started dating in July, but insiders tell The New York Post that “things have become so serious between them so fast that no one in Hyannis Port would be surprised if they eloped .” Taylor left her man last week in order to take care of some business in Nashville, but sources say she missed Conor so much that she sent a private plane to bring him to her in Tennessee. Adds the mole: “They are inseparable and are all over each other all the time… She always falls very hard and becomes very intense very quickly, and this time is no exception. In fact, she seems to have fallen even harder.” As a sure sign that the relationship is most definitely serious, Taylor accompanied Conor to his mother’s grave last week.
Katy Perry apparently stands in solidarity with Prince Harry . Just kidding. We so wish that were true, as it might mean Katy Perry nude and playing strip billiards. But we digress. What we’re trying to get at here is that the singer appears on the cover of France’s L’Officiel magazine with a striking new ‘do. Check out her new fiery orange hair below! While her hair of fire also conjures up images of Lindsay Lohan, Perry strikes us more as a dead ringer for Florence Welch of Florence + the Machine. Interestingly, we also noted the big John Mayer hair switch this week. Perhaps both stars were looking for a change in the wake of their recent split. Regarding Katy’s, do you love it or totally not? Vote in our poll below! Katy Perry’s orange hair …
