According to Maxim Magazine, Hailey Baldwin is #1 on their hot list. And judging by this photoshoot, I would easily have given her 1 billion. Sure she is cute, but I guarantee you there are a billion other chicks who are hotter in this world. Anyway, let’s move along.
Just a Simple Man VS an Escalator Englishman Shoots Gun like Faggot Lion Attacks Trainer Mosquito Swarm Kid’s Leg Gets Stuck in Escalator Nude Artist of the DAy The post Model Getting Butt Injections and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up… The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck… Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love! The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Celine Farach is some chick with a lot of instagram followers, who does photoshoots for bikini companies and has a big round booty…see video: Here’s a video of her booty… Apparently, this is one of her photoshoots, and I would have so many very important things about her, but I have never heard of her, I don’t know who she sleeps with for money, or for security, and I don’t even know if I really like her…because I don’t take the time to get to know all the smut that is being posted to social media…I just know that all the garbage behind the smut…like that this girl thinks she’s hot and important..or a business..makes her far more annoying than just her tits…so I keep things pretty superfical…and I guess so does she….Celine Farach we are so the same. The post Celine Farach in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joy Corrigan is Florida Trash with an interesting face, hot body, and I appreciate that she has built her audience on istagram so that she gets the cheesy bikini catalog work, and I guess there is a lot of it, without being a cunt about it and heading to hollywood to cast in a reality show..because she’s got her life and scene set up in Florida, not to mention there’s all kind of Florida money rich dudes in her own backyard, plus the weather is hotter, the beaches nicer, and most importantly there’s a friendly chain of Cuban Chicken spots… Who cares. I know. But she’s showing nipple, because bikini pics are topless pics now. The post Joy Corrigan Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Damn. I don’t think I ever realized Priyanka Chopra was this hot, but after seeing this photoshoot she did for Glamour , I’m wondering why this is only the first time I’m doing a post on her. And that got me thinking: how much more hotness have I missed? I’ve got a serious case of FOMOOLP right now. (That’s “fear of missing out on lingerie photoshoots,” just FYI.)
Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday , when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop. Continue reading →
If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave Shape Magazine some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading →
I’m not sure what this latest Bella Thorne photoshoot is for, but I’m not going to lie, I’m a little jealous. After all the posts I’ve done on her, some other lucky bastard gets to photograph her rolling around in bed? My phone takes great pictures! Anyway, I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact that the closest I’m ever going to get to seeing Bella naked in bed is looking at this photoshoot with my nose an inch from my computer screen. Oh well. Good enough!