I know sometimes I like to rag on Ariel Winter and her juicy booty and point out how she should probably spend a little less time on Snapchat working on her selfie game and a little more time in the gym working on her bikini body. But unless this is some kind of new filter I don’t know about, it looks like Ariel’s been taking my advice. And I’m seriously impressed. Yow!
Look, we all know Adam Lind is a garbage person. Not a person whose job it is to collect trash — no, those people are fine citizens who perform an important service for society. Adam Lind is a garbage person in the way that he may literally be made of garbage . He’s that awful. We don’t have time to recount all the many, many ways in which he is the worst — no one has that kind of time. But just to do a quick recap, he’s failed a drug test earlier this year when he was found to have meth in his system , and people in his life claim that he also does steroids. The mother of his second child has also claimed that he’s killed her puppies , and that he’s been abusive towards her in the past. On top of all that, he’s one of the worst parents in Teen Mom history. And right now, we’re going to focus on that last bit. Though we’ve seen many, many examples of Adam being a bad father on Teen Mom 2, perhaps the most heartbreaking example was when he stood up his daughter, Aubree, for a dance . Last year, Aubree’s school had a special father-daughter dance, and she got permission from her school to bring both Adam and Chelsea Houska’s then-boyfriend, Cole DeBoer. (She wanted Cole to come along because while Adam is her father, Cole is her “other daddy,” as she explained at the time.) Ultimately Adam didn’t show up at all, and he didn’t call or text, either, so Cole took Aubree by himself. The next time the poor little girl was with her dad, she asked him why he didn’t show up for the dance, and he told her he was busy practicing for a weight-lifting competition. Pathetic, right? And now, thanks to a bittersweet Teen Mom 2 sneak peek, we know that Adam missed this year’s father-daughter dance , too. The clip starts with Aubree and Cole riding around in his truck, and he asks her “Are you ready to go dancin’?!” “I didn’t know it was tonight,” she tells him, and he confirms that the father-daughter dance is indeed that night. “Better bring your dancing shoes, ’cause it’s on,” he says. Did we mention that it’s physically painful how adorable Cole is ? Later that day, we see Aubree and home with Chelsea, and Cole brings in two bouquets of flowers for his stepdaughter. One of Chelsea’s nieces is there too, and it looks like her father, Randy, is accompanying her to the dance. Chelsea asks Aubree if she can see her dance moves, and she obliges, then Chelsea shows off her moves, and all the while little baby Watson is chilling in a baby swing. Randy even gets in on the dancing, too! Cutest Teen Mom 2 clip ever? It’s a solid possibility. It’s also pretty telling that this time around, there’s not even a mention of Adam. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?! Cole steps up for Aubree, just like he’s always done, and it’s not even an issue. Which, on one hand, is great for Aubree. But on the other … man, how is Adam this big of a douchebag?
Just because Danielle Mullins and Mohamed Jbali are no longer married doesn’t mean that the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? couple is done forever with reality television. In fact, it sounds like Danielle already has something lined up. The best 90 Day Fiance couple would have to be Kirlyam and Alan Cox, right? In case you missed it, Kirlyam Cox is pregnant and due in just two months! The worst couple on that series would easily be Anfisa Arkhipchenko and Jorge Nava and their toxic , sometimes violent relationship. Paola Mayfield and Russ are somewhere in the middle. Mohamed Jbali and Danielle Mullins may not be as bad as Anfisa and Jorge, but they’re still pretty close to the bottom. As a couple, they were so toxic together that they’re now divorced. In the end, while Mohamed came across as selfish and sleazy and probably a cheater , Danielle herself didn’t seem like a great person. Which is a shame, because she could have tried to present herself as a sympathetic victim. People would have ignored Mohamed’s claims that she had a strange, foul body odor if she’d made herself likable, you know? Instead, she comes across as spiteful. It seems like she set out to ruin Mohamed Jbali’s life as punishment for not having sex with her except for that one time that they banged . Mohamed himself isn’t a great person, either. But after the way that Danielle treated him, people hardly blamed him for hiding from her. (Remember when Mohamed Jbali was missing ? He was okay, but that was weird ) In an interview, Danielle Mullins announces that she’s going to be on more reality shows. (Probably starting with From Not To Hot , though that’s really a guess) Specifically, she’s signed on with GR Media, who’ve represented … um, such esteemed individuals as Mama June and Farrah Abraham. And Danielle is crediting her haters for her continuing career. “Well, I can say that because of their hate, I’m going to be starting a new journey.” Ah, yes. Because of their hate. For the record, we think that people were hateful because she and Mohamed had an aggressively toxic relationship. There’s a difference between a person on television whose storyline people enjoy and a person who will get people to follow them. We have yet to see whether Danielle can attract viewers out of the context of a dysfunctional engagement and a crumbling marriage. Danielle Mullins says that what makes her so appealing is her popularity, though, so maybe GR Media knows something that we don’t. “Because I’ve been so popular with the 90 Day series, I’ve recently signed on with Gina Rodriguez [head of GR Media] to manage me. And she’s the manager of Mama June. So she has some big plans for me.” Again, these are also the people behind Farrah Abraham. So … if Danielle makes a transformation on From Not To Hot , is she also going to follow it up with a sex tape? If so, we’re guessing that Mohamed Jbali will take a hard pass. There’s too much bad blood between them, for sure. As for 90 Day Fiance , Danielle isn’t sure that she’s going to appear on the show again. “I don’t know if we’ll be back for another season because, like I said, I signed with Gina, and she has another show in mind for me.” We look forward to the announcement of what it will be. (Though, again, signs point to From Not To Hot ) View Slideshow: 17 Radical Celebrity Transformations
Just because Danielle Mullins and Mohamed Jbali are no longer married doesn’t mean that the 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? couple is done forever with reality television. In fact, it sounds like Danielle already has something lined up. The best 90 Day Fiance couple would have to be Kirlyam and Alan Cox, right? In case you missed it, Kirlyam Cox is pregnant and due in just two months! The worst couple on that series would easily be Anfisa Arkhipchenko and Jorge Nava and their toxic , sometimes violent relationship. Paola Mayfield and Russ are somewhere in the middle. Mohamed Jbali and Danielle Mullins may not be as bad as Anfisa and Jorge, but they’re still pretty close to the bottom. As a couple, they were so toxic together that they’re now divorced. In the end, while Mohamed came across as selfish and sleazy and probably a cheater , Danielle herself didn’t seem like a great person. Which is a shame, because she could have tried to present herself as a sympathetic victim. People would have ignored Mohamed’s claims that she had a strange, foul body odor if she’d made herself likable, you know? Instead, she comes across as spiteful. It seems like she set out to ruin Mohamed Jbali’s life as punishment for not having sex with her except for that one time that they banged . Mohamed himself isn’t a great person, either. But after the way that Danielle treated him, people hardly blamed him for hiding from her. (Remember when Mohamed Jbali was missing ? He was okay, but that was weird ) In an interview, Danielle Mullins announces that she’s going to be on more reality shows. (Probably starting with From Not To Hot , though that’s really a guess) Specifically, she’s signed on with GR Media, who’ve represented … um, such esteemed individuals as Mama June and Farrah Abraham. And Danielle is crediting her haters for her continuing career. “Well, I can say that because of their hate, I’m going to be starting a new journey.” Ah, yes. Because of their hate. For the record, we think that people were hateful because she and Mohamed had an aggressively toxic relationship. There’s a difference between a person on television whose storyline people enjoy and a person who will get people to follow them. We have yet to see whether Danielle can attract viewers out of the context of a dysfunctional engagement and a crumbling marriage. Danielle Mullins says that what makes her so appealing is her popularity, though, so maybe GR Media knows something that we don’t. “Because I’ve been so popular with the 90 Day series, I’ve recently signed on with Gina Rodriguez [head of GR Media] to manage me. And she’s the manager of Mama June. So she has some big plans for me.” Again, these are also the people behind Farrah Abraham. So … if Danielle makes a transformation on From Not To Hot , is she also going to follow it up with a sex tape? If so, we’re guessing that Mohamed Jbali will take a hard pass. There’s too much bad blood between them, for sure. As for 90 Day Fiance , Danielle isn’t sure that she’s going to appear on the show again. “I don’t know if we’ll be back for another season because, like I said, I signed with Gina, and she has another show in mind for me.” We look forward to the announcement of what it will be. (Though, again, signs point to From Not To Hot ) View Slideshow: 17 Radical Celebrity Transformations
At this point in her career, Britney Spears has demonstrated the sort of resilience and longevity that most pop stars only dream of. The singer has been dismissed and counted out on a number of occasions, and each time she’s stunned the music world by bouncing back. Naturally, Brit’s also been the subject of countless rumors over the years, many of them having to do with her youthful good looks. Yesterday, Spears posted a workout video for the enjoyment of her 17 million Instagram followers, and some fans remarked that the 35-year-old appeared to have had some work done/ Not content to engage in wild speculation Life & Style did one of those pieces where they bring in a plastic surgeon and have him examine photos of Britney so that they can engage in educated speculation. “First of all, loss of baby fat goes a long way to making the face look different,” Dr. Andrew Miller explained to the tabloid. “As to procedures she may have done, Britney always had a slight asymmetry between her eyes that appears improved in her later photos. Also, the lips look a bit fuller and the nose is a little thinner.” Curiously, Miller failed to remark on whether or not Spears has had breast implants, which seemed to be the number one topic of interest for fans commenting on her video. He did say that if Brit’s working with a plastic surgeon, she clearly shelled out for onw of the best: “Everything does look natural so whatever she has done, it appears to have been done well.” High praise coming from a guy who certainly knows his stuff. Somewhat disappointingly, the question of whether or not Spears has had plastic surgery will likely remain unanswered until her inevitable late career memoir is uploaded directly to your brain, or however people read books by then. The important thing is that whether she’s gone under the knife or not, Brit’s taken great pains to ensure both peak physical fitness and continued pop cultural relevance. Spears’ Vegas residency remains wildly popular, and she continues to turn in remarkably physical performances for packed houses. The whole thing is damn impressive no matter what sort of work she’s had done. Here’s hoping this pop queen will continue to slay for many years to come. View Slideshow: 21 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME
Prince William and Kate Middleton have long been one of our favorite celebrity couples, but that doesn’t mean they don’t disagree at times. In fact, the notion that the future King of England and his beautiful wife are so appreciably normal is a major reason for their wide appeal. Case in point: The topic of trying for a third baby. William and Kate, both 35, already have a perfect son and daughter together, so one could surely understand the urge to stop there … … or the urge to triple down and go for the trifecta! It appears the Duke and Duchess come down on opposite sides of this debate, and Kate’s even talked about the disagreement openly. Can you guess which one of them wants another? Royal author Phil Dampier tells celebrity news magazine Life & Style that Kate wasn’t shy about her views on the topic … or her husband’s: “When I spoke to Kate at a reception about 18 months ago, she joked, ‘If I got pregnant again now, I think William would be out the door!'” This isn’t the first rumor about Kate Middleton wanting a third baby … this month. Nor will it be the last, at the rate this is going. During a recent event in Warsaw, Poland, on July 17, the mother of George, 4, and Charlotte, 2, raised eyebrows with another quote. Middleton gushed that “we will just have to have more babies” when she was presented a stuffed animal designed to comfort newborns. Unfortunately, Will doesn’t seem to agree. “He’s quite happy with a boy and girl,” an insider says, while Kate, “coming from a family of three herself,” would “definitely like another child.” The heir to the throne “feels they have enough on their plate already,” and not even Kate hiring a supernanny can change that calculus. Hopefully they’ll come together on this during the royals’ marriage counseling and we’ll see Kate Middleton pregnant again before long. What’s one more Will, honestly? Meanwhile, William’s brother, Harry, is having relationship issues of his own with star of U.S. cable drama Suits Meghan Markle. Reportedly, MegMar is getting cold feet when it comes to marriage … and none other than the gorgeous Duchess is to blame. At least indirectly. In part. “Meghan has told Harry that she doesn’t want to be like Kate. She wants to keep hold of her identity,” the source shared. Unlike Middleton, “[Meghan has no interest in a] life of shaking hands, cutting ribbons, and kissing babies in public.” The palace source added that the Spare understands, but he’s also trying to sell her on the upside of royal life (and not just untold wealth). “Harry’s playing it smart. He’s being supportive while telling Meghan about the platform they would have to help millions of people around the world.” For now, things are complicated and their future is up in the air, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to make it work. “Meghan is absolutely in love with Harry and wants to have a life with him. Friends of the couple are sure love will win.” Here’s hoping … #lovewins. View Slideshow: 25 Royally Hot Kate Middleton Bikini Photos She Does Not Want You to See
I guess Audrina Patridge wants you to remember who she is…because in her heart of hearts she doesn’t think of herself in the same way the rest of the world who still remember her think of her…a one hit wonder reality show piece of shit who isn’t even that hot…but who is fit… She thinks of herself as a mom, a social media personality who was able to leverage her reality show fame back when that shit kind of mattered, she was spoiled, got fake tits at 16, was from one of those households…so accepting that she’s nothing but garbage that won some kind of lottery is probably difficult… So to get that feeling of mattering, people caring, hoping that the tabloids pick up her post baby body…she’s staged paparazzi pics and they are not hot…but they happened and that is better than nothing…or is it? I don’t know it’s all bullshit to me. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Reality Show Garbage Audrina Patridge in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is just not Kendall Jenner’s year, is it? It seems like every single time she turns around, she makes another dumb choice that outrages the masses. At this point, it’s looking like the girl will literally never learn. First, Kendall agreed to be in that seriously stupid Pepsi commercial , the one that posed the theory that being handed a can of soda by a Jenner will bring about world peace. And sure, she didn’t write the commercial, but she did agree to star in it, which was a questionable choice at best. After that, she and Kylie Jenner, for some reason we still can’t quite understand, thought it would be cool to sell t-shirts featuring images of famous musicians superimposed with photos of their own faces . For a few ridiculous days, you could purchase a Notorious B.I.G. shirt that also featured Kendall’s image and that … was not right. Biggie’s mother threatened legal action, and we’re assuming the estates of some of the other artists featured on the shirts did as well. Kendall issued an apology , explaining that the shirts were “not well thought out” and that “it was not our intention to disrespect these cultural icons in any way.” But still, she and Kylie thought it was a good idea to sell those shirts … maybe just try thinking a little more next time? Unfortunately, thinking does not seem to be one of Kendall’s strong points. Yesterday, she shared a new photo of herself totally nude and lying on a table. The nudity was cool and all, but Kendall ruined it by holding a cigarette in her hand. In her caption, she explained “I don’t smoke,” but still, no one was impressed. It’s 2017: the vast majority of people don’t think smoking is cool, they don’t think it looks cool, and they’re not exactly down with models holding them to look cute or whatever. And the comments on the photo reflect that. As one person wrote, sure, Kendall says she doesn’t smoke, “but you make smoke look elegant and cool. What’s the difference then?” “So do you think it is cool to hold it in your hand?” another person asked her. “Very bad and thoughtless act.” One of her followers asked her to “Stop glamorizing smoking please. It is unhealthy and with this picutre, you make it seem as if it was a talent.” “Shame about the cigarette,” yet another person commented, “shame about advertising a drug that continues to kill, causes significant debilitation, causes health departments large proportions of their budget, prematurely ages you, can cause diabetes among many other things …” “Not to mention the damage cigarette butts have on our environment, particularly our wildlife. Holding a beautiful piece of fruit would have been far more beautiful.” View Slideshow: 21 Times Kendall Jenner Proved to Be the Real Deal Even one of her fans wrote “So pretty, you’re my favorite, so glad you don’t smoke but still wanted to get the little ones to think it’s cool. Too bad.” So far, Kendall hasn’t commented on the controversy, and chances are she won’t. But hopefully this time she’ll realize that it only takes a moment or two to actually consider what you’re doing before you do it.
Feuds are what make great reality shows work, and if you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know the series has never been lacking in the bad blood department. But we’re a little concerned that the show’s upcoming sixth season might be lacking the seething hostility that’s made the happenings at SUR so compulsively watchable up to this point. Cast members who seemed to be on the verge of bludgeoning one another with wine bottles are now either burying the hatchet or simply keeping their distance from one another. First, Jax and James Kennedy got along during the Vanderpump Season 5 reunion show , even though the latter is just someone’s pet mole rat who they dressed up in ’90s club douche gear, not knowing he would escape and get cast on a reality show. Then came rumors that Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney are getting divorced , so we won’t have their occasionally amusing/frequently disturbing blow-outs to keep us on the edge of our seats. Now, it’s even being reported that Jax and Brittany Cartwright have broken up , leaving Taylor without a target for his ‘roid rage. As if all that wasn’t enough, it looks as though arguably the most bitter feud in the history of Vanderpump has come to a surprising end. Yes, Katie took to Instagram last night to confirm that she and Lala are now totes besties: “This is a first… but hey, chemistry is chemistry. Also sprang tans are chemistry. Also, hello. Edit: ‘sprang tans’ are a real,” Maloney captioned the post. We’re not sure what the “sprang tans” stuff is all about (sounds like a Tequila Katie caption to us), but it sounds like another VPR rivalry has bitten the dust. Not only are the two former foes posing for selfies, that pic was taken in Mexico, so it seems they recently went on vacation together. A bit surprising considering these two hurled about every kind of horrendous insult imaginable at one another, but good for them. And it’s not like it’ll affect our viewing experience, as Lala quit the show last season. Of course, it’s not unheard of for Vanderpump cast members to quit and be welcomed back (See: Stassi Schroeder), so there’s always hope for a Lala return. We’re all for foes becoming friends, it’s just a little troubling that the entire cast seems to be BFFs these days. Vanderpump currently leads the pack in terms of guilty-pleasure viewing for a reason, and it’s not because of the terrific friendships and rational, sober discourses. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
Yoo Young Kyu is some photographer I think…and these are his pics of hot Korean chicks… I like Korean BBQ… I like K-Pop videos…like a horrible flash back from the 90s…. I don’t love the way the Korean women turn old and fat…because they all seem to turn fat….but I like them in their prime…and these girls are right in their prime.. I’ve been loving Asian girls lately..it’s been a bit of an obsession and I can’t believe I’ve never banged an Asia…probably because I don’t know any Asians, but that’s not the point, the point is that I keep going crazy for Asians…whether they are in the park…or walking…. Just the other day I was watching a couple of Asians in tight shorts bending over doing Tai Chi or some other Asian shit…and I was staring at these little asian asses, not caring that they were either 75 years old or 12…. Then, later that day…I saw Asian with big tits…and thought, damn hormones in the food do something right… and I will forever be into Asian…from aging well, to disciplined, to coding, to medicine, to engineering, to playing classical music…ALL good things.. The post Yoo Young Kyu and Some Asian Girls for W Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .