The 30th anniversary of Super Mario is celebrated today, Sunday September 13. Since Mario first hit the screens under his own name on September 13, 1985, Nintendo has sold more than 310 million units featuring the plucky plumber#39;s adventures fighting off Goombas and Koopa Troopas as he races to save Princess Peach. The character had earlier made an appearance in the Nintendo arcade game “Donkey Kong”, but under the name Jumpman. According to MSN News, as many look back at their first expe
The 30th anniversary of Super Mario is celebrated today, Sunday September 13. Since Mario first hit the screens under his own name on September 13, 1985, Nintendo has sold more than 310 million units featuring the plucky plumber#39;s adventures fighting off Goombas and Koopa Troopas as he races to save Princess Peach. The character had earlier made an appearance in the Nintendo arcade game “Donkey Kong”, but under the name Jumpman. According to MSN News, as many look back at their first expe
Pippa Middelton is a disappointment……a massive fucking disappointment, that I can only blame the royal family for creating because there was a time that she was the wild, slutty, party girl sister of the future Queen, or mother of the future King…I don’t know how the Royal family works when it comes to them marrying commoners… But I do know that pre-wedding and babies, her sister was slated to be a Princess, like an official fucking princess, and that was the perfect time for this one to have a fucking meltdown and go off the rails and misbehave for attention, becasue that’s what the second tier sister always does…. But I guess the royals have it figured out, it’s not their first rodeo with commoners marrying in, and they know if they pay the sister a million dollars a year, to do nothing but “philanthropic” work..which is code for partying at classy events, in exchange for her to be publicly perfect…otherwise “off with her head”….it works out best for everyone… That doesn’t mean I can’t imagine her doing bad things…while in her bikini…because I am….you see, like I told a girl who used to send me nudes 5 years ago, but who has since gone corporate…people don’t change…just because their location, venue, socioeconomic position changes…they are still the same slut, you just have to get them when they drop their guard a bit…oftentimes…while drunk and/or roofied. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Pippa Middelton’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
GTL? Former Jersey Shore star Snooki is likely posing a very different question to husband Jionni LaValle this week: GT… What the Hell?!? Rumors of LaValle cheating on his wife have cropped up once again, but there appears to be actual evidence behind the chatter this time around. Why? Because obviously, LaValle’s email address matches one that was used for an account on Ashley Madison. Uh-oh!!! Ashley Madison, of course, is the notorious website that infamously sets up unhappy spouses with potential cheating partners. Earlier this month, hackers broke into the URL and released endless gigabytes of damaging data on over 30 million clients. The hack is under investigation by the Toronto Police Department after two possible suicides are reported to be potentially connected to the leak. The hack has outed Josh Duggar (yes, that Josh Duggar ), while also exposing Real Housewives of New York City star Kristen Taekman’s husband . Christian blogger Sam Rader has also admitted that he used the website, but claims he never cheated, only using it to chat with other women. Even more hilariously, Louisiana GOP director Jason Dore also used it, but says his account existed merely to research political opponents. And if you believe that, you likely also believe Donald Trump has the best interests of women at heart. But anyway, back to Snooki. Back in January, the Princess of Poughkeepsie shot down rumors of LaValle’s infidelity by Tweeting: “My man ain’t goin’ nowhere #shady.” Unfortunately for the ex-reality star, it appears as if LaValle was at least going into the family den and logging on to the Internet. Who will be exposed next?!
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Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with… I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”… Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit… Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit. Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo.. Yes I am buying into their shit.. The post Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
French actress Sophie Marceau went for a skinny dip, because bathing suits don’t matter in France, because they understand the importance of nudity, sexuality, good food, wine…because they are creepy, greasy fucks….they also understand the importance of the paparazzi, shit even killed Princess Diana, right, it was the Paparazzi not the Royal Family who didn’t like the future King’s mother being a harlot or anything….not that it matters…what matters is published nudity in tabloids… I’m just disappointed that there’s no amazing pubic hair spilling out…because pubic hair is my favorite thing about France and really about Vaginas…girls just don’t embrace it the way they should. The post Sophie Marceau Naked Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham’s DNA could be yours forever for the low, low price of $99, and we are somehow not talking about the Farrah Abraham sex tape here! Abraham actually partnered with Celebrity Gene, a company that liquefies the DNA of stars, which is apparently a thing that can be and is done. Usually, the DNA is extracted from hair, not the remnants of all-day body-slapping sessions with James Deen. But we were wondering that, too. The DNA is then placed in a vial you wear around your neck, making this the best/worst money-making idea since naming a star after someone. Fortunately, it’s (partially) for a good cause when you waste your money, as half of it goes to the charity of that particular celebrity’s choice. For Farrah, that would be Operation Underground Railroad, which helps rescue kidnapped children from slavery and human trafficking rings. Of course, Abraham’s also getting paid, banking a 10 percent cut from any of her DNA sales, plus $30,000 she got upfront for the sample. Sophia’s gotta eat, right? We know God is her manager , so we’re sure he gave her the thumbs up to pursue this and other biz ventures. Abraham tells TMZ she feels a personal connection to this one, as a DNA test helped her “create a better future” for her young daughter. Farrah’s ex Derek Underwood was killed in a car accident when she was pregnant, so paternity had to be confirmed after the tragedy. Abraham DNA is now for sale along with the likes of Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, Elvis and Al Capone. Suck on that, Maci Bookout . View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics
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