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Lindsay Lohan Falls on Her Face of the Day

Lindsay Lohan fell. It brought me great joy. She’s been falling for the last 10 years, on the regular, if you were to google it you’d see her falling all over the place. Maybe her meds, drugs, drinking, starving herself make her dizzy, maybe she can’t handle the heels, I mean the one and only time I spent the night with her – she fell on her fucking face…but I didn’t see her drink, she just locked herself in the bedroom with her friend Juliette and railed enough cocaine to kill a small animal, but not enough cocaine to think that dancing to her music album in her heels and pajama pants was a bad idea….those were the days…2009…when I peaked..it’s been all downhill since…5 years of emptiness…but at least there’s still Lohan, living, alive, falling…amazing…

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Vanessa Hudgens Blow Job Face of the Day

Loading It was a foggy day, but we went over the Golden Gate Bridge on Sunday! Yay San Fran View on Instagram NEW FETISH!! Blow Job Mouth… Here’s a little Vanesssa Hudgens after her second round of nudes that were stolen from her iCloud, where she wasn’t 17 but still used her lawyer to try to erase them from the internet, even though she looked better than her regular pudgy self, all bald vagina instead of her awesome hairy bush from the first time around, in what I can assume was a second go to right the wrong of what was…you know, being committed to the nude selfie, that having a leaked picture happen once, wouldn’t stop her from doing more..and more….because that’s just how it is, leaked nudes aren’t a big deal and who really needs leaked nudes when you’ve got self produced pics of blow job face…since that’s my New Fetish…

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Taylor Swift’s Is Red Hot

As my regular readers know, I’ve really come around on Taylor Swift . Who cares if her music is garbage and she still acts like she’s a teenage girl even though she’s 24? Because then she shows up places looking like this, reminding me what’s really important when it comes to ranking pop stars: how much skin they show. So here’s Taylor at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and considering the leg show she put on, I’m guessing this must’ve been the main act. Because it’s a real show-stopper. Enjoy. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free… I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole. The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around… Here are the pics…

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Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Rihanna is on Vacation…and for some reason she’s doing silly instagram photoshoots with her friend that she carts around with her. I forget her name, but she’s everywhere Rihanna goes, I assume on payroll, acting as her assistant, who gets shit on by her, but who east the shit, because scat is popular now, in style now, and more importantly, it comes with all the perks of travelling the world with Rihanna for free… I am pretty disappointed, that during a nude pic scandal, Rihanna wouldn’t step up her game and make her bikini shoot for instagram – a little more spread asshole. The reason I am disappointed in these pics, is because she’s the kind of girl who goes out practically naked on the regular…so seeing basic bikini action, is just dull…but I guess I am jaded, because I find spread asshole pics dull too, I just like that they happen…it kind of blurs the hypocrisy of Hollywood and Entertainment being wholesome, even though it’s really the most sleazy industry of fucking, drugs, and scamming around… Here are the pics…

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter….who somehow got sold off to the fashion industry as the bootleg Adriana Lima, you know the replacement because Adriana Lima is old as fuck… She’s done Victoria’s Secret, so she’s major enough, but now she’s doing some immigrant bootleg GQ, that’s not the actual GQ, but a licensed version of GQ, based in Mexico…unlike the Mexican Coca Cola, and the Mexican Taco, the Mexican GQ is not better than the regular GQ… I’ve talked to Portuguese people who have never heard of her, so she’s not a big deal there, but from my experience, the Portuguese are pretty basic sardine eating, soccer watching, simpletons who probably thing it’s still 1954. In conclusion, being a bikini model, even for a bootleg magaizne is more interesting than being a fisherman.

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Some Immigrant Bootleg GQ of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikinis Pictures Are Always Amazing

Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s beach vacation is still going, which means I’ve got even more bikini pictures of everyone’s favorite MILF for you guys today. Now I know these aren’t quite as good as last week’s , or as good as you might’ve hoped (I guess she’s holding out on doing the full Jessica Alba pose for a couple more days), but don’t get spoiled by all the supermodel bikini hotness. They’re still much better than the regular alternative: Alessandra wearing clothes. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Britney Spears Has Seen Better Days

Well, this is kinda disappointing. As my regular readers know, Britney Spears has been in the middle of a serious hotness comeback lately. So I figured these pictures of her and her MILF cleavage would look a little better than this. As it turns out though, it may have all just been the product of good bras and Photoshop. So now I don’t know what to think. This is even worse than when I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real. I’m still getting over that one, and it’s been a good 3 months already. Photos:  PacificCoastNews

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Britney Spears Has Seen Better Days

Britney Spears Has Seen Better Days

Well, this is kinda disappointing. As my regular readers know, Britney Spears has been in the middle of a serious hotness comeback lately. So I figured these pictures of her and her MILF cleavage would look a little better than this. As it turns out though, it may have all just been the product of good bras and Photoshop. So now I don’t know what to think. This is even worse than when I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real. I’m still getting over that one, and it’s been a good 3 months already. Photos:  PacificCoastNews

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Britney Spears Has Seen Better Days