I don’t know if this would be considered a shitty part of being a toll booth operator’s job, you know trying to avoid getting killed by crazed highway drivers, or the peak of a toll booth operator’s job, you know being put out of your misery, because you and I both know girls never say “I’d love to find myself a toll booth operator to fuck”…but it is safe to say…no one cares about the toll booth operator…and here’s one who isn’t having a very good day.. If you don’t like that – here’s a car their getting his ass kicked…literally…
Rita Ora was recruited to be the next Rihanna…when Rihanna was a liability and the record labels didn’t know whether she was going to die or self destruct…so they brought in someone with a similar face and name and hustle to take over…however Rihanna pulled it together so it never really hit for Rita Ora…and that’s probably why she’s flashing her vagina or panties at events…hoping to have that big break she came to America for…even if she’s already made enough money and has enough fame to live a good life…she’s like all these famous girls….never satisfied until she’s at the top…boring…
I generally don’t like sharing internet babes I follow on the internet with you…even though I know you don’t have what it takes to steal them from me because you are weird…and they aren’t mine to begin with…but the fact is that as much as I don’t like sharing girls with friends, or losers who read my website because they have nothing better to do with their time, hence why they are losers…most of the girls I actually have sex with who aren’t my wife…usually have had dozens of men before me…that day alone…so I shouldn’t be such a hoarder…but instead I should celebrate her photoshoots as if for what they are…something glorious for us all to share… Her name is Madison Murray …she’s from Florida…and I’d let her eat bath salts then eat me under the freeway…even if I’d rather eat her…you like what I did there right?? Either way, I found these pics of her by some dude named Dion Burton…and I like… FOLLOW HER
A- Spaghetti Strainer Won’t Keep You Dry But Will Save You From Being Shot B- Mascot Costume Weirdness C – Contruction Helmet Modified D – Small Motorcyle Helmet on a Fat Guy I haven’t been following the Ukrainian uprising, my interest ended at videos of protestors getting shot by snipers…I like babes, not people getting shot. That said, there has been some ridiculous helmets being worn by the ill-equipped protestors…and here are the three best I’ve seen so far…vote for your favorite.. Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll.
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party happened in Miami and their gang of average at best, bottom of the barrel, models who get way too much hype, attention, ego because they are celebrated even though they do this for free, because Sports Illustrated Swimsuit still has some kind of allure, even if it is a relic of a different generation where HD Porn wasn’t available to every handheld device…even if their prestige is white trash mainstream shit…and not something of quality….at least based on Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen alone… So last night was the night they all got dolled up, felt important, like the fat girl at prom…and a whole lot of tits came out to be exclusive and feel special for the night… I am sure not all the girls are horrible, just 80 percent of them… Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, or fingering models on the dance floor..I guess we’ll never know…cuz this is the life I live..and shit already happened… Sports Illustrated doesn’t matter, why am I talkin about them. TO SEE PICS FROM ALL THEIR SHIT PARTIES CLICK HERE and work your way back…. To see all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Content CLICK HERE
Her name is Teal …she’s 19 and more importantly she’s a nude model…but not just any nude model..but rather one who I want to sing love songs to…and more importantly, one who if wasn’t from the Czech Republic, would probably be famous….but just because she is Czech, doesn’t mean we can make her famous here…but staring at her nude pics…and supporting her amazing cause…that is showing off her beautiful pink lady parts…lady parts that don’t sound so hot when called lady parts except when they look like her…because lets face it…not all girls are created equally and some, like Teal…prove that… TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Poppy Delevingne, sister of lesbian / bisexual / Michelle Rodriguez is possibly a man, scamming the world and just having a good time with it because the world has bought into her wonky face and are paying her lots of money, Cara Delevingne…decided to draw some attention to herself by flashing her coach…her hairy little cooch and as a man who loves bush…and is happy it is in fashion…this is just the way I like it…however as a man who knows how these girls behave when drunk with celebrities…I probably be on the lookout for pimple like growths… That said..this is perfection…Save the Bush….
Sara Malakul Lane ….is my latest crush…not that I have crushes…just the word crush sounds gay…which Mackelmore, the leader of all things hip hop wouldn’t approve of, because as you know Hip Hop is about rainbows at it’s core…and hugging your neighbors and shit…Let’s just call it a minor obsession, that’s creepy enough for me to still feel like a man… So in my research on how to find her home address, to park outside of and sing love songs to, I found this tit pic of her… She’s not overly asian, but still asian enough to feed my asian fetish, but more importantly, Asian enough to know how to do the laundry, even though growing up famous and white in Thailand probably meant she had thai lady boy slaves of her own…because that’s what happens to Lady boys when they turn 18 and the British don’t want them anymore…and the truth is she probably doesn’t even know how to wash her panties…which is a good thing because I would dispose of her dirty panties for her, with my mouth, if she would let me…but she sure knows how to take a tit pic..or at least pose in one…just look at her tits…. All this to say, I am in love…and I thank instagram for allowing me to creep on her all day everyday… FOLLOW her instagram CLICK HERE but don’t flirt with her, or I will kill you…just put in a good word for me…say I sent you to say hi….
Bryana Holly is some instagram famous chick I posted getting NUDE IN TREATS …without actually getting nude… She’s most famous for dating Brody Jenner, which I guess isn’t really that awesome of a thing to be famous for, but you do what you can when you’re just a girl trying to get noticed…and now that leveraging the Kardashians is over for her, she’s moved down the Emily Ratajkowski route of getting naked in photoshoots, hoping to land a big music video or campaign so that she becomes Household… I think she’s hot, I’ve actually had conversations about her to people, and everyone I talk to think I’m crazy, but i figure her instagram fame is enough for all those haters to stop hating and to stop trying to stand in the way of my love for her…. I don’t know what this is for, but I see nipple, so I can only assume it’s for me…a Valentine….
There is a magazine that I’ve never heard of called Exhibition Magazine…and this magazine did a photoshoot that is making it’s way around the internet…of a bunch of models you may or may not know…but should google because of the hard work they put into being hot as fuck..you know by just showing up places and getting their hair and make-up done…not even with a need to get dressed or showered before going to work…and not actually working…but more getting paid to hang…you know much harder work than going to the factory job you hate for 9 dollars an hour where you slave all day…because they are better than you.. Their names are Anja Rubik, Natasha Poly, Sasha Luss and Anna Ewers and they are lovely..
