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Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Posted on March 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low… There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did… But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her… Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front…. I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate. It is embarrassing…. The post Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Pfeiffer Still Gives Us That Magical Feeling

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Time For The Michelle Pfeiffer Come Back… read more

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So Wait, Which Lara Croft Is Sexier: Alicia Vikander Or Angelina Jolie?

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This is a toughie… or is it? See the first official set photos from Vikander’s upcoming Tomb Raider and decide!… read more

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Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

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And people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist…. And those people are me… But how could I discount her to that basic level of sex work, when she’s rich and accomplished and most importantly, has the ability to take these inspiring underwater bikini pictures from luxury travel experiences in the Maldives…. I mean sure all instagram hookers polarize hooking with these well shot bikini pics that are all the fucking same and they are all doing it but have these crazy followings because of it. Virtual no ones – with 2 million followers…it’s crazy… But Rita ORA…she’s different…because people know she exists – they just don’t know why… All this to say, the water makes her dumpiness float….camera tricks….that allow you to hashtag #notfiltered The post Rita Ora’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stop And Admire Charlize Theron In All Her Beauty

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You’ve Earned A Charlize Theron Cleavage Break… read more

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Look How Many Gigi Hadid Needs to Look Worth Fucking of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is a rich kid who is now a model…and in this photoshoot she did with Mert the overrated photographer according to me, but not to the fashion world who buy into his shit, she opens up about what she wanted to be a model: My biggest interest was paying attention to the way a model could enhance a photo, rather than just being a part of it. That’s why I wanted to be a model. She left out the part of “I’m a vapid cunt and like being validated and celebrated for being hot, because my mom was a model, my dad fucks models, and we make good money for doing nothing, not that I need money…I did it for the go”…. I thought it was interesting all the people it took to make this happen, and really there’s more people involved in the process….and this is as good as it gets.. You have – the magazine it’s from, the photographer, the stylist with the clothes, the hair dude, the make-up person….their assistants…lighting people….retouchers….that’s like 6 to 12 people to make this image happen….everyone getting paid their day rates…to make this image happen..pretty depressing… But not as great as this feedback on the shoot from the “geniuses’ getting paid at hand…. What was your concept for this shoot? Mert: We just wanted to be ourselves. This is what we do when we go out—we look in the camera and make silly faces. Gigi: We wore matched ripped jeans and shirts. Comfortable in our sexiness. Mert: And barefoot! Comfortable in their sexiness…totally…you dumb cunt. The post Look How Many Gigi Hadid Needs to Look Worth Fucking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on March 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am old…and so is Michelle Pfeiffer….but that means…that I remember Michelle Pfeiffer when she wasn’t old…and when she was one of the hottest things in Hollywood…not just because the Coolio song was written about her, but because of Scarface, the 35 year old Cat woman in Batman…and I am sure other movies she’s been in a ton of shit…she worked a lot in the 90s. She’s pushing 60, has obviously jacked up her face with botox and fillers and looks more like a cat that she naturally looked when she was young and hotter…but still hot…which is weird but she’s Michelle Pfeiffer…. She’s been married to really rich TV writer / producer David E Kelley from LA Law, Picket Fences, Boston Public, Boston Legal, Ally McBeal fame…since the 90s….you know he scored her due to his personality and mindlocked in the not overly old as fuck hot actress of the time….because rich hot women like great personalities…if they have 10 hit shows. Now she’s showing some nipple for a Magazine on what I assume is a comeback tour before it is ultimately too late…which in theory is too late…but thanks to being Michelle Pfeiffer it is not too late…even when it’s too late…thanks to being skinny and Michelle Pfeiffer. The post Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melissa Benoist in a Bikini of the Day

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Melissa Benoist is in a bikini in Mexico on vacation because her entire life isn’t a vacation…. I am sure she’s got a massive nerd following because she is supergirl and dudes are loyal about that nerd shit, even if the girl in the movie or show playing their fantasy isn’t all that hot… That’s right, I said it, Melissa Benoist is not that hot…whether she’s in a supergirl outfit or not…. But dudes like her and her average at best, not so supergirl body…that’s out of the spanx uniform and is all around uninspiring… Melissa Benoist, SUPERGIRL, is more interestinly a girl who was part of the FAPPENING, who you can google and find all her slutty pictures, that I was forced to delete so that I didn’t get arrested or sued by the lovely marketer who made a name for herself with those nudes…. I think she was actually fucking in hers…like actual dick on pussy action..without getting any hate for it…or really any pay – but it’s an investment you make when you put that shit out there playing that it was a damn violation….and not a fuck on camera, release, PR the shit out of it, benefit from the hits…cuz people like watching other people fuck… At the tim of her sex tape scandal she was Glee cast member, who fucking some dude or possibly Lea Michele with a condom on, in the self shot porno that was probably staged and necessary in promoting Supergril….eminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t and if we want to get noticed ,it’s a good tactic. The shocker wasn’t that there was no shocker in the video, or that she was in the video in the first place, tI was just shocked she was using a condom. No one uses condoms anymore, especially not hollywood people. Not that she really counted as hollywood people at the time, but I guess she is now, so she probably doesn’t use condoms anymore…she was an amateur then, not realizing herpes is a stamp of success and approval…. Now this isn’t Dick in Pussy, she’s gone onto do some nerd content at Supergirl…and looking average at best in a bikini…I mean that’s not a superhero body – doesn’t bitch know what squatting is…she’s supposed to be a damn superhero… What another hollywood scam… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Melissa Benoist in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Paris Jackson Going To #FreeTheNipple?

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is a very important life lesson brought to you by Emily Ratajkowski this monday morning…and that is that it’s better to keep your mouth shut if you look more birdfaced than you already do…when you try to smile…you know save those mouth openings for job auditions / castings / and attempting to get work to polarize and legitimize being a low level, despite the money you make, model….when really you’re just a set of tits, reduced to a set of tits, that she’d probably hate ever admitting, because it takes away from all the hard work she’s done – that only gets noticed due to her tits…. I guess it’s also aspirational, because you know if you do have tits and an average at best face, something most girls with tits can attest to, people will celebrate you, and thanks to angles, the internet, clever photo tricks, angles, duck face on the bird face, you can make that weird face look like it’s pensive, pouty, just been fucked, confused, sweet, delicate…..because the internet is a lie… NOW…if you’ve ever online dated, you’ll know the fatties are less fat in the profile pics, the faces less mangled, it’s the internet motherfuckers, sure people don’t troll te way they used to, anonymously, they troll as themselves…and here’s some Rat Cow trollin’ as she continues to get paid. The post Rat Cow Opens Her Mouth to Demonstrate Why She Only Opens Her Mouth When The Lights are Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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