So Rihanna looks pregnant…as she attends some footwear award show where a shoe she attached her name to – by PUMA won some award they probably paid for – that was innovative because they took the soul of a creeper, if you were a punk in the 80s and 90s or a hipster from 2015 culturally appropriating punks from the 90s…you’ll know what I mean….and since everything is hollywood fame oriented and disgusting…she won…I mean think about how good press will be if she attends the event…especially if she’s not wearing a bra and looking pregnant…so hot…so hype…give her more bullshit awards…like pointy titty of the year…or wide waistline of the week…or crazy bitch with too much money from a shanty of the decade…she needs it for her ego… The post Rihanna Nipples in a Shirt Lookin’ Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know you perverts love Charlotte McKinney , even if I don’t really get it. I’m sorry, I know she’s got a nice set of funbags, but so do a thousand other Instagram hotties, and you don’t see them doing commercials and national ad campaigns. Anyway, here’s Charlotte dropping some of her signature sideboob with a hot blonde friend at some event hosted by Jessica Alba, and is it just me, or is she looking a little saggy? I hope it’s just the shirt or something, because if Charlotte loses those perfect funbags, I’m not sure what else she’s left with.
Adam Levine knows a lot about singing. And he knows a great deal about playing the guitar. And he’s certainly an expert on looking very attractive with his shirt off. But changing diapers? Quieting a crying baby? Keeping a little human being alive from one day to the next? Levine is a tad bit clueless when it comes to these questions. Each is now pertinent to the artist, however, because Behati Prinsloo gave birth to the couple’s first child last month. The model and the singer are now parents to a girl named Dusty Rose Levine. And she’s quite the cutie! Check out the following photo for yourself: The Maroon 5 frontman and coach on The Voice called into On Air With Ryan Seacrest Thursday and opened up about life as a first-time father. He sounds both ecstatic and confounded by the experience, which might just be the one thing all regular dads have in common with Adam Levine. “I’ve been a parent for three weeks; what do I know? I don’t know anything, but it’s kind of part of the beauty of it, honestly,” Levine told Ryan Seacrest, adding: “There are a lot of instincts, a lot of things that kind of kick in and switch on. It’s a beautiful experience.” Little Dusty entered the world on September 21. According to an E! News source, “Behati and Adam are home with [her] and they are completely attached to her… “Family and close friends come over to see Dusty. Behati loves being a mom and can’t wait to eventually expand the family more.” New details regarding the birth have also been made available. And they may make you fall in love with Levine even more than you already have. “Adam was in the delivery room holding Behati’s hands,” E! also reports. “They both cried when she was born. Both families are there now. “She is beautiful. She looks like Behati.” Concludes this E! insider of Levine and Prinsloo : “They are both speechless on how this moment feels as new parents. Dusty is healthy, sweet and happy baby!” View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016 While caring for a tiny person, Levine is still coaching The Voice. And he has a prediction to make: Billy Gilman will win. Yes, Billy Gilman is on his team. But… “The last two seasons, I did call the winner,” he said to Seacrest. “One season it was Jordan Smith on my team, and then another season it was Alisan Porter. They both won. I actually, from day one, predicted that. So I’m on a role is all I’m saying!” Take note, gamblers around the world.
Black Transwoman Kicked Off Flight For Wearing “Black Panther” Hat Amanda Stevens, a black transgender freelance journalist from Albany, NY was hoping to peacefully take a flight to Chicago to cover a League of Legends event. However, the flight crew wasn’t feeling her attire and eventually put her off the flight because of it . The trouble started when the pilot expressed discomfort over Amanda’s A$AP Rocky shirt, which featured a black and white American flag turned upside down: Dear @united this shirt shouldn't make your pilot uncomfortable enough to warrant having me spoken to and told to take it off pic.twitter.com/AHNU3pZxLC — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 Now, WHY the pilot was inspecting the clothing of passengers before boarding the plane, we aren’t sure. Especially since an American flag displayed upside down is actually an internationally recognized sign of distress — something a pilot should generally know… But Amanda complied by turning her shirt inside out before boarding. However, as soon as she got seated, suddenly flight attendants had even more issues with her flight attire. Next, it was her Marvel “Black Panther” hat that had them shook: And now I am being told I can't wear my hat @united this is unreal and fucking racist pic.twitter.com/338GyYDa97 — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 And if singling her out for clothing items they clearly mis-assigned as “terrorist” or otherwise offensive wasn’t enough…they sought the first opportunity they could find to label her aggressive and put her out. According to Gizmodo : Reached by phone, Stevens told io9 that a United representative first raised concerns when she was preparing to board flight 5183 from Albany to Chicago. Stevens told me that she’s flown in this outfit before but turned the shirt inside out. She was then told that the hat was a concern as well. She was allowed to board the plane but had a tense exchange with an attendant who asked her to place her bag under the seat in front of her. “I didn’t know if I was going to be staying on the plane or not and I said that,” she told me. “I was grumbling because I was frustrated.” Stevens then told me that the exchange with the flight attendant was given as the reason that she was ejected from the flight. He didn't seem that bothered to give me a smug look when he walked past me to the bathroom @united — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 The pilot feels “uncomfortable” @united I didn't know he has to look at me while he flies. I feel uncomfortable having a racist pilot — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 Kicked off the flight — Amanda Stevens (@sagegnosis) October 12, 2016 Lord…they kick Muslims off the plane for being “threatening,” and Black folks off the plane for wearing things that make the pilot — who literally NEVER has to see passengers — uncomfortable. Do white people get kicked off the plane for ANYTHING? Or is this treatment just “scary” Black and brown folks?? Twitter/FoxNews
McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…it is your right…because she belongs to you…she belong to America…but her tits belong to her, and she clearly doesn’t want you sexualizing them, she wants to be seen as the athletic talent that she is…not some underage slut that after the last Olympics 4 years ago became shameless instagram whore…beecause she’s an American hero…who spent 4 years producing subtle…what should be illegal content for people who should be in jail…but instead walk amongst us….in our communities…and pretend they don’t get hard for 16 year olds in bikinis…because they aren’t 18… Well, she is 18…and here she is exploding out of a shirt… The post McKayla Maroney Busting Out of her Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is in a tight shirt because she’s got no choice but to wear tight shirts – because without her tits or showing off her tits – she doesn’t exist… If you have it in you to look away from them tits, check out that neck / weak chin, what helps make her look all horsey, as she trots through life in Hollywood trying to figure out her place as the getting a little old for this, but not quite too old for this…but at least she’s got the tits…to carry you…. TO See THe ReST OF THe PICS CLICK HeRe The post Charlotte Mckinney Tight Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kris Humphries is really bad at marriage. He proved this during the 72 days he served as the husband of Kim Kardashian . But it turns out that Kris Humphries was once REALLY good at swimming. Just how good? New evidence has emerged that shows Humphries was better as a child than two people who have a combined 39 Olympic medals between them: Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. Back in 1995, a 10-year-old Phelps recorded the year’s fastest 100-meter butterfly time for his age class in the United States. No surprise there, right? The guy has gone on to become the most decorated athlete in Olympic history. But did you know that Humphies recorded the the fastest times in six different events?!? Yes, SIX DIFFERENT EVENTS. According to charts dug up by KL Chouinard of Hawks.com, Humphries had the top time in the 50-meter freestyle… 100-meter freestyle… the 50-meter butterfly… the 50-meter backstroke… the 50-meter breaststroke … and the 200-meter individual medley. Phelps has won the last event listed above at each of past four Olympics. He has defeated every comer from around the globe at it. But he lost to Humphries back in the day. Way back in the day. But still. Although his national records have since fallen, Humphries still holds a dozen age-bracket records in the state of Minnesota. He’s really good at holding his breath, which may explain why it took him to long to smell something fishy was going on with Kim and her family. Back in 2003, Humphries touched on his shocking swimming past in an interview with People Magazine. “I was so good at a young age that I got a little burnt out,” he said. “I also grew up in the Michael Jordan era … for me, I watched [basketball] and saw it as a challenge. It’s hard to stay focused on something when you have a ton of success at a young age, so I picked up basketball a little later and rolled with that.” Can you imagine of Kris had stuck with swimming, however? He’s played 12 years in the NBA. He has a career scoring average of 6.8 points per game and 5.5 rebounds per game; perfectly respectable numbers. But he could have been the best swimmer in the history of the world if he had kept at it this whole time? And he likely never would have met Kardashian if that had been the case and he definitely would not be included on the following rundown of short celebrity marriages. It’s a trip to think about, isn’t it? And to think, all this time, we thought the only thing Kris Humphries was good at was being a total and complete douchebag.
Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing… This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites… The post Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan Posted a Bikini Pic one hour ago…but I’d rather watch her tit fall out of her shirt while her Fiance wrestles her for his phone in what looks like violent as fuck women abuse but is actually just what you have to do when you’re dealing with something as crazy as a Lohan…the queen of my world…busted face, broken soul, and all….she’s the best… The post Lindsay Lohan Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
No matter how many posts we write about body-shaming and how much it sucks, some folks just don’t seem to get it. Texas mom Brynn Huffman was feeling pretty good about herself when she went out to run some errands the other day wearing a flowy white top and mid-thigh denim shorts. Huffman admitted it took a bit of courage to don the shorts. “My legs, while tan from swimming and muscular from dancing, are (1) not where I would like them to be and (2) are not up traditional beauty standards (read: Photoshopped) because cellulite,” she wrote in a Facebook post that has gone viral. Sounds like the thoughts of a great number of American woman, amiright? Unfortunately for Huffman and humanity as a whole, some jerk in line at the UPS store thought it appropriate to confirm the mom’s worst fears by making a snarky comment about her attire. Huffman says that after a pleasant exchange with the woman in front of her, she turned to the patron behind her and smiled. In exchange for the grin, the woman started with a compliment, as if trying to negate the unspeakable rudeness that would follow. “‘Your hair really is amazing.’ ::cocks head to side:: ‘You should probably rethink the shorts though,'” Huffman wrote of the woman’s response. And the most incredible part? The shamer wore a shirt that read “COEXIST.” Huffman said her face immediately turned red – not with embarrassment, but with rage. She then hurled back a zinger that couldn’t have been more perfect. “You should probably rethink your shirt.” Ooh, ya burnt! Yet even after the epic comeback, Huffman said the insult still made her want to go home and change her clothes, and that made her even more angry. The encounter inspired her to write the post, which has garnered more than 400,000 likes and 163,000 shares. She concluded with a message we hope all will consider before launching unsolicited criticism to strangers. “Listen, people. Especially women. “Plus sized doesn’t necessarily mean unhealthy. Plus sized doesn’t necessarily mean lazy. Plus sized doesn’t mean ugly or undesirable or untalented or uncoordinated or LESS. THAN. HUMAN. “You might have an issue with my body. I don’t. And I’ve worked very hard past judgmental family and friends, past divorce, past depression to NOT have an issue with my body. “Women. Do not tear each other down. Celebrate each other. Every day.” SLAY, sister.
