Dexter ‘s sixth season doesn’t premiere on Showtime until October 2, but fans got a head start thanks to an anonymous source who leaked the first episode onto bitorrent sites this morning. We would never encourage you to engage in illegal downloading (you don’t do that…right?), but we just had to share the slappy news that Kristen Miller makes her nude debut in the leaked episode. Kristen, as Dexter’s new love interest Trish, strips off her shirt before getting down on her knees to give Michael C. Hall the ol’ knob gobbler in an empty science classroom. Sexual chemistry- our favorite kind! Kristen has gotten sexy on the shows Charmed and She Spies and a number of direct-to-DVD movies, but this the first time she’s bared her boobs on screen. Get a skintastic sneak peek after the jump!
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I enjoyed the Statham/De Niro/Owen assassin intrigue Killer Elite — more than most, it appears . But hoo boy , this new red-band opening-day trailer is misguided. At least two scenes here aren’t even in the movie, and the gratuitous female nudity is like… what ? Anyway, I’m only posting it as a public service advisory letting you know this movie is better than this puerile, hard-rawkin’, NSFW garbage. Desperate marketing gone wrong — and your complete Friday Buzz Break — after the jump.
Perhaps you recall Daniel Kraus, the author and filmmaker behind the WORK Series — a quartet of documentaries that includes the underrecognized masterpiece Musician and continues Sunday with the world premiere of Preacher . Kraus sends word that this entry in his franchise of vocational voyeurism will the last for the foreseeable future, so do yourself a favor and tune in to the Documentary Channel at 8 p.m. You can check out the trailer here , too; I promise it runs laps around Machine Gun Preacher . [ Documentary Channel ]
I notice something suspicious about the two genres in which Taylor Lautner has made a name for himself: He’s wrong for both of them. As an actor, he’s too stilted for leading romantic roles (a la Eclipse , or even Valentine’s Day ), and he’s too unassuming for leading action roles (as in the new Abduction , where he narrowly avoids poking himself in the eye ). Quite the conundrum. Even if his shirt-losing prowess is second to none, is it possible that Mr. Lautner hasn’t yet discovered the subgenres best suited to his skills? I say yes! Here, Movieline looks into three new arenas for the budding thespian, who undoubtedly does not want to be known as the junior edition of the oversold Sam Worthington .
I don’t think there’s anything better than a supermodel with her top off, maybe a supermodel with her pants off, but that’s not happening today. Here’s Kate Upton without her shirt looking sexy for Remix magazine. I see where they’re going with this, but if you’re going to get a busty supermodel to lose the top, at least give us a peek at some under boob or a hint of nipple or something. This is just good old wholesomeness at it’s best. She look like a nice country girl about to milk a cow or… Remember when Kate Upton milked a cow in her bikini ? So hot.
I started pulling up lists of fetish masturbation material posted on youtube , partially cuz I find it funny that people have these sick fucking fetishes that make next to no rational sense, but who can control where their boners come from…I’m just fascinated that anything you can think of…someone has jerked off to….but I’m also posting this because a little known internet fact is that youtube and google, two companies that censor and blacklist people for being “Not Safe For Work” or smutty, while they built their business on smut…..they are just publicly traded….hypocrisy of white washing the internet or some shit….. Today’s fetish…Girls getting slimed…. Two girls get slimed while kissing…. Custard Corner….. See Thru Shirt Gets a Bitch Slimed…. Slimey Game Show….. Fishnet Slimed…. Some other slut gets slimed… Some vintage looking slime….I’m sure these bitches are glad these videos exist…
This is Jennifer Love Hewitt attempting to be sexy….You know cuz she pays the paparazzi to follow her around to stay relevant during her fatness…. but she’s both prude, boring and annoying enough that no dude, no matter how into what she once was or not, will marry her, despite how bad she wants to get married….even though she’s Jennifer Love Hewitt…. So the best she can do is drop a little bra she strategically chose to do this in her shirt….cuz she’s got nothing else really going for her except maybe the ability to eat a lot….you know now that she’s old and fat and her tits are just a fragment of what they once were…cuz there’s no real joy in fat chick tits…they kinda just blend into the fat…and those tits were her major selling point….but now she’s just a mom body at a mom age without a baby…unless she’s got secrets she keeps in her basement she’s not telling us about…. Who cares…I am just amazed I’m posting barely there cleavage and a bra…when I’m far more perverted and sleazy than this.
Since Final Destination (2000) became a surprise hit, the teen horror franchise has evolved into an unstoppable juggernaut of ever-more outrageous and creative ways for rotten kids to meet their makers. Final Destination 5 opens in theaters this weekend, and rumor has it that Final Destination 6 and Final Destination 7 are already on the way. The new skinstallment stars Jacqueline MacInnes Wood (seen at left), who 6 minutes in gets out of a car in a very leggy- and very low cut- outfit which draws lots of attention, espcially when Jacqueline takes off her shirt to reveal her black bra. In case the sight of her sweater kittens completely erases your brain, she helpfully completes the scene by clarifying, “they’re called tits.” Ellen Wroe also appears as a sexy gymnast who wears a tight top and teeny-tiny shorts as she exercises on the balance beam, which is no doubt about to impale her before flying at the audience. Which Final Destination films should be your final desti-NUDE-tion? Find out after the jump!
My name is Lexie Wilson and I’m from Bentonville, Arkansas! I’m just a normal girl but I’ve met the absolute love of my life; Justin Drew Bieber. About a year ago, it was just another normal summer day. I was straightening my hair getting ready to go out and was listening to the radio when they said, “Be caller number 7 RIGHT now to win Justin Bieber tickets!” My heart immediately started beating really fast. I was a fan in 2008 when he was just posting videos on YouTube and had a feeling he’d be famous one day. I picked up my phone and dialed the number. I was on hold for what seemed like a YEAR. Then, someone picked up the phone, “ Hot Mix 101.9 who’s this?” I froze. “Lexie..” next thing I know, they are telling me stuff I couldn’t believe. “Well, Lexie. You are caller 7! Congratulations! You just won tickets to Justin Biebers concert in Little Rock! Now we have some questions for you!” I couldn’t even think straight! How was I supposed to answer questions?? “This is a little game we like to call, Bieber song-Videogame-or Movie. I had to get 5 of 7 questions right in order to fully claim the tickets. They were the dumbest questions ever but I was laying on my floor, hyperventilating, shaking, and on the phone with these radio DJ’s. I got EVERY SINGLE QUESTION right. I know my Bieb! After I got those right, they broke the news to me. “You are now in a drawing for the grand prize.. Backstage passes to MEET Justin Bieber!” Psh, there was no way I could win. I thought nothing less of it and gave them my personal info for security reasons. 10 minutes later, I heard my recording on the radio. I sounded like someone was killing me. I had no idea I freaked out that much. I was stuck in the moment. About a week went by and I get a phone call from the radiostation. “Hi, Lexie. I’m afraid that since you won Jonas Brothers tickets a year ago, you are maxed out on winning tickets. We will have to take back the tickets.” My heart sank. “JUST KIDDING!” Needless to say, I wanted to kill them! I ACTUALLY WON THE BACKSTAGE PASSES! They gave me Justin’s manager, Scooter’s cellphone number and said to call him when I got the the venue. I couldn’t sleep the night before the concert. I stayed up until 7:30am, listening to my Bieber cd’s and drooling over my posters. Somehow, I managed to get about an hour of sleep. I decorated the car, got packed up, and we were on our way. 4 hours to Little Rock. My mom, my sister, my grandma and I. I call Scooter and he tells us to meet him at the purple tent. I go up there and he is waiting for me. There were TONS of people. But we got through the crowd and he personally escorted us inside. I originally won 2 tickets and 2 backstage passes. Well, he did what he does best and pulled some strings. He gave me 4 backstage passes, meet & greets, soundcheck passes, and VIP dinner passes. We toured the venue and bought some memorabilia. Glowsticks, shirts, lanyards, etc. Then came time for the soundcheck. SCOOTER ACTUALLY GOT US FRONT ROW. I was dying. 2 feet away from THE Justin Bieber. Since he was on vocal rest, we played charades. Ryan and Chaz were there too so they made the day a little more fun. Justin broke the rules a couple times and sang a little. From the soundcheck, we went into a room where they did some drawings. Then we went to the VIP dinner. There we met Jessica Jarrell, Sean Kingston, LEGACI, IYaz, and some of his team members Ryan and Dan. Then they pulled us aside and said it was time to go backstage to see Justin. There was a little black area with curtains surrounding it. Ryan and Chaz were skateboarding around us. I was like WTF.. I LOVE them. I had this horrible feeling that I was gonna pee my pants, trip, puke, or do something utterly stupid in front of the man I’m madly in love with. I walked in there and there was the gorgeous Justin Bieber. I worked up the nerve to kiss him on the cheek! We posed for a picture and I almost fainted when he put his arm around me. *SMILE* After the picture, we hug and then I walk out. My life had just been made. I automatically started crying when I walked out. I looked like a freak, but who cares. We go back to the dinner and finish eating. Then they give us a ‘special’ picture book that JB signed. We head to our seats and the countdown begins. Over an hour till the concert and there was a huge screen that let us know. Grr. As soon as it hit 00:00:00 everyone started screaming and the lights went dark. We got home around 2 in the morning and I went through all my pictures and videos. If I had to relive that day I would change SO many things. Like when I got home, I realized on the back of my shirt, I put “I wanna be One Less LONEY Girl!” Whoops, I hope he didn’t notice! I did something not very many people have had the chance to do. Considering how fresh Justin is. To all the people who just spent 15 minutes reading this wanting to meet Justin. Dream. And follow those dreams. Never say never and believe that anything can happen! – Lexie Wilson @lexi_taylorr Read more from the original source: My name is Lexie Wilson and I’m from Bentonville,…
‘Nah, we ain’t longer than Detox, ‘ Styles tells MTV News, comparing group’s first album since 2000 to Dr. Dre’s long-awaited project. By Rob Markman Jadakiss and Styles P Photo: MTV News When the LOX dropped their last album, We Are the Streets, the world had just finished breathing a collective sigh of relief, thankful that their computers didn’t crash in the Y2K scare. Not that the Yonkers, New York, rap trio made up of Jadakiss, Styles P and Sheek Louch haven’t been busy dropping solo albums and mixtapes over the past 11 years. “Paperwork, paperwork, it ain’t on us. All I’m gonna say is, LOX-wise, you hear how many verses we do, freestyles we do, songs we do, LOX songs we drop here and there,” Styles P said about the group’s long-awaited third album . “Due to common sense, it’s paperwork. When the paperwork pans out, you got LOX. That’s all I’m gonna say. We would’ve been gave y’all LOX.” The LOX got their start on Diddy’s Bad Boy Records in 1997 after they dropped their debut single, “We’ll Always Love Big Poppa.” The song stood as a dedication to the Notorious B.I.G. after he was murdered earlier that year. In 1998, the group dropped their debut album, Money, Power, Respect, but soon after, they became disgruntled with their label and organized a “Let the LOX Go” campaign to be let out of their Bad Boy contract. Diddy eventually obliged , and the threesome dropped their sophomore album on Ruff Ryders in 2000. Aside from the group effort, each member dropped a number of solo albums on various labels, leaving entangled contracts that are now getting sorted out. “It’s a lot of heads involved with the new LOX album. You got Ruff Ryders, you got Bad Boy, you got Interscope. It’s a lot of politics in one set of paperwork, but it’s gettin’ close,” Styles said. If Dr. Dre’s Detox is rap’s longest-delayed LP, then the LOX aren’t far behind. Jada and P are amused at the comparison. “Nah, we ain’t longer than Detox. We close! We right behind it; we ain’t neck and neck, though,” Styles said, laughing at the notion that his group could eclipse Dre’s drought if the producer’s album is dropped this year as planned. Jadakiss begged to differ, starting a little debate with his rhyme partner. “We passed Detox, ” ‘Kiss proclaimed. “Nah, they said Detox was coming in ’99,” Styles argued. Despite common misconceptions based on the album’s title, it was 1999 when Dre dropped his 2001 LP. Work on his third album was said to have started in 2003 , but details are sketchy. Jada suggests a joint Dr. Dre and LOX album release to satisfy the fan’s demand. “We need to do a double album: the Detox and the new LOX album,” he joked. After a few laughs, Jada got serious and said the group was close to a breakthrough in the legal holdups, but he wouldn’t nail down a specific label where the album would be released. “Big shout-out to J Records, Geffen Records, Atlantic, Warner,” he said. “Big shout-out to all of these labels.” What are you expecting from new LOX music? Let us know in the comments! Related Artists Dr. Dre Jadakiss Styles P
