Jenna Pietersen is nice. She’s some South African model and blogger and mom..and I guess you take the good with the bad, since she looks good when she’s posing, even if historically, babies and baby ruined mom pussy have been a deal breaker for me…but not really because I’ll have sex with anything, even when it looks like it’s had a dozen fucking babies, which is unlike Jenna Pietersen, who in my mind looks like a virginal angel sent from heaven… I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I like it…
Jenna Pietersen is nice. She’s some South African model and blogger and mom..and I guess you take the good with the bad, since she looks good when she’s posing, even if historically, babies and baby ruined mom pussy have been a deal breaker for me…but not really because I’ll have sex with anything, even when it looks like it’s had a dozen fucking babies, which is unlike Jenna Pietersen, who in my mind looks like a virginal angel sent from heaven… I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I like it…
I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…
We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring.. This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way… I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that.. The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people.. Here are the pics…
It’s not too often that I fall in love with a hot no-name model at first sight, it only happens maybe once or twice a week, but after this shoot from Rosie Tupper , I think we can officially add another one to my list. I don’t know too much about Rosie besides the fact that she’s from Australia and that we were meant for one another, but she kind of reminds me of my crush Katrina Bowden , only not as famous. Which means I might actually have a shot with her. OK, stop laughing. I haven’t gotten to the punchline yet.
This may be my first time seeing Brazilian cutie Cindy Mello in a bikini, but after this shoot and doing a little “background research” on her via Instagram , I hope it’s not my last. So what if I couldn’t tell you a single thing about her? This is a sexy bikini blog post, not trivia night. So just go ahead and enjoy, because pretty much the only bad thing about these pictures is that there aren’t 10 times more of them. Or 20, or 30, 0r 40.
My childhood friend, who I have met once, but feel a real connection with, MADISON MURRAY …is blowing up the internet with these pictures stripping out of her shirt on the beach today…and I understand why…she looks fucking awesome… The pics were shot by THE HEAD HUNTR , who should have invited me on this shoot, considering I am in Florida, because I take hiding her nipples, with some implied nudity, while leaving her shorts on…to full spread eagle with objects inserted in her butt…objects like my tongue….all it takes is a little charisma…and sleeping pills. This should be a sex tape… The bad news is that she has probably washed this shorts since the shoot, so I can never sniff them. The good news….is that they happened…
Get ya shotgun Jamie Foxx ! The singing actor’s daughter has ventured into modeling and it looks like she’s on her way to a successful career already. Via People.com : Sailor Brinkley. Bria Murphy. Ireland Baldwin. Sosie Bacon. And now, Corinne Foxx. What do all these girls have in common? Until recently, you knew them only as red carpet plus-ones for their famous parents — but now they’ve launched their own careers as models. We’ve got a look at Foxx’s modeling debut for accessories line Icing, and the 20-year-old gives us all the exclusive scoop on her first-ever photoshoot, which included an on-set visit from dad Jamie, who brought her lunch. Foxx tells PEOPLE that she had a blast on set, and learned a ton too. “A lot of people think that modeling is just about looking pretty, but there is definitely a lot more thought and work that goes into it,” she says of the Palm Springs, Calif. shoot. “I had so much fun on set, but by the end of the day, I was exhausted. My favorite part was definitely all the prepping. We changed my hair, makeup, outfit and jewelry at least five times a day!” Her favorite beauty look from the set was “these really pretty French braids … I’m a terrible braider but I’ve been trying to re-create that look and I’ve been getting pretty close. YouTube tutorials videos are surprisingly helpful!” she says. As for the jewelry she wanted to nab? “I fell in love with the ‘tanklette’ – it’s a toe ring/anklette. I did not want to take it off at the end of the shoot; luckily I got to take it home with some other cool pieces.” She’s already got those model perks down! “Corinne was a breath of fresh air. Her energy and overall spirit made the shoot even better,” says Dawnyell Bowen, Icing’s global brand director. “Her personal style and ability to turn heads was very attractive to us. She is a beautiful young lady and our jewelry and accessories looked fantastic on her. She really brought them to life in her own unique and special way.” Get style extras and how-to’s on the latest celebrity fashion trends by subscribing to PEOPLE. Of course, Foxx is no stranger to being on camera, having accompanied dad Jamie on red carpets since she was a kid. “My dad has been taking me to red carpet events since I was 10 years old … It’s funny because my dad and I get completely star-struck,” she shares. “I have two favorite red carpet looks: the orange gown that I wore to the 2013 NAACP Image Awards and the crop top/skirt combo I wore to this year’s Grammys.” So she’s had plenty of time to develop her personal style, which she describes as one that “changes everyday … In essence though, the Cali girl inside of me takes over most days. I like to keep things relaxed, flowy and pretty. A cute sandal, a maxi dress, and sunglasses are all that I need,” she shares. So is she planning to become professionally stylish now that she’s landed her first campaign? “I had so much fun working with Icing that I would love to continue with print work. Hopefully, this is the first of many modeling experiences,” she says. “I also want to act. I’ve done a little bit of acting, but am ready to pursue it now. But, graduating from college is the highest on my ‘to do’ list right now. My studies come first!” Check out Foxx on set, and see what happens when she gets a surprise visit from a very famous face (that she happens to be related to): Peep the video below Hit the flip for more photos and Corrine’s tweets about her shoot. ICING
Here’s one of my first supermodel crushes Isabeli Fontana in a great photoshoot for the September issue of Lui Magazine . I still miss the days when new Isabeli pictures would get delivered to my mailbox every month in the Victoria’s Secret catalogue, but this shoot is bringing back all kinds of good memories. Now if you’ll excuse me, Isabeli and I have a lot of lost time to make up for.
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