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Lindsay Lohan Bank Accounts: SEIZED By the IRS!

The IRS has seized ALL of Lindsay Lohan’s money in a bizarre development that exemplifies the actress’ current financial woes … in addition to her legal ones. This is the kind of thing that’ll make you drink two liters of vodka a day . Her tax situation is well documented. The U.S. government has filed tax liens against Lindsay for 2009-2010, claiming she owes $233,904 in unpaid federal taxes. Charlie Sheen gave her $100,000 – because he can, and because he’s a good guy who bonded with her on the set of Scary Movie 5 – to help with the situation. The problem is that check barely scratched the surface , and Lindsay also owes money for 2011. The IRS has given her time to pay, but grown tired of waiting. Thus, the feds have seized ALL her bank accounts. Lohan is said to be in full-on panic mode about her financial problems, and desperately trying to make money to get out of the hole and stay there … but is she? The actress has earned an estimated $2 million just this year. Makes you wonder where that money’s going, because it would easily cover the IRS bill. Either she owes money to so many people that $2 million in one year can’t cover them all, or she’s clueless … either option seems feasible at this point. Choose your side!   Team Lohan Team Internal Revenue Service View Poll »

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The Situation Sued, Accused of Hiding Drug Problem From Vodka Company

Earlier this month, Jersey Shore ‘s The Situation sued Devotion Spirits for not fulfilling their end of a contract they signed. Now they’re firing back and then some. The protein-infused vodka company (yes, that awesome-sounding concoction is real) has counter-sued, alleging that the reality star is the one who flaked. Among their alleged reasons for filing a counter-lawsuit against Mike Sorrentino: Concealing his drug problem Reportedly showing up late to events Always demanding perks for his friends Asking investors if they had any weed Possibly doing cocaine in a bathroom at a 2011 event Ouch. Devotion says The Situation’s contract was terminated in March 2012, the same month he checked into rehab; Mike sued the vodka company this fall. Don’t ask us how they’re surprised that the Sitch (supposedly) pulled some of those moves, but it’s all gonna come down to the letter of the agreement. Did he fulfill his obligations, and did they pay him as a result? That simple question, not whether or not he acted like a douche at times, is for the courts to decide.

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Powerball Winning Numbers: Hit the Jackpot Tonight, GUARANTEED!

With the multi-state Powerball jackpot at $500 million ahead of tonight’s drawing, more people than ever are taking a shot at the half-billion jackpot. If only you could guarantee that the Powerball winning numbers would appear on your ticket this evening. Actually, if you really analyze it, you can! Here’s the situation: In order to assure that you will win the nation’s biggest lotto jackpot, all you have to do is buy up every single combination of numbers. How many are we talking about? Fewer than you might think. If you’re new, six numbers are drawn from a tumbler filled with 59 white balls, with the final “powerball” drawn from a different tumbler of 39 red balls. Because each of the six white balls removes a number from the pool, and the order doesn’t matter, the odds are probably better than you’d imagine. You need to buy just 195,249,054 tickets, at $2 each, to guarantee a win! Spend $390,498,108 and you walk away with $500 million. Nice ROI there! When the Powerball jackpot went unclaimed Saturday, it began to make sense to do this; obviously, the cost-benefit analysis doesn’t shake out with a smaller pot. Not that there aren’t logistical headaches involved in this plan … okay, more like nightmares. Taxes are a hindrance to profitability. You wouldn’t want to try for a modest $200 million. You need a jackpot high enough to leave an after-tax profit. Second, you might need a few people to go in on it with you if you want to front that entire amount, and they’d want a cut of the winnings most likely. Sharing the pot inevitably means taking home less. A necessary evil in this case, though. Then there’s the time commitment involved. If it takes one second to print each number combination, it would still take six YEARS to print all the tickets. With only four days between Saturday and Wednesday drawings, you’re in a tough spot. This time constraint means that you’d have to expand the operation … around 565 people could get the job done. Of course, then you have to split the pot 565 ways. Also, the one person with the winning ticket then has to actually share the Powerball jackpot, if they even buy tickets with their share of the upfront costs. So … your 565 operatives had better be some trustworthy souls. You may need more like 600-700 just for support and managerial staff, come to think of it. Also, lottery machines are bound to run out of paper and ink printing those tickets and might pose an obstacle … so you’d need even more people or more time. Okay, maybe it’s better to just play the odds like everyone else. Hey, you never know.

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Hi Hater: NBC “Insider” Says Matt Lauer Should Be Fired From The Today Show

NBC “Insider” Says Matt Lauer Should Be Fired From Today Show NBC executives faced some heavy backlash earlier this year over the firing of long time “Today Show” host Ann Curry, and now a person close to the situation is saying that Matt Lauer should be next in line to get the boot. via THG With ratings still down and The Today Show still trailing Good Morning America, a former executive at NBC has a solution for this long-running daily program: Fire Matt Lauer. “This problem is not going to go away until Matt Lauer does,” the anonymous insider tells The New York Daily News. “He’s great, but fairly or unfairly, his brand is damaged.” This isn’t the first time such an idea has been floated, with many viewers clamoring for Lestor Holt to replace the veteran anchor. Alexandra Wallace, meanwhile, has come on board as the new producer at Today, taking over for Jim Bell, who was behind the Ann Curry firing. It seems like there’s no love for the old school Today Show hosts over there in the NBC corporate offices….we can’t help but wonder who’s next…

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Put On Blast: R. Kelly Sings Out For Security On Rowdy Fan During His Concert

Don’t act all slizzard when R. Kelly’s sanging or he may switch up the lyrics and call you out during his performance. According to TMZ … When R. Kelly saw two ladies fighting over a seat at one of his concerts … he didn’t scream for security — he SANG for security … and it was all caught on tape. Kelly was in the middle of his show at the Nokia Theater in Downtown L.A. this weekend … when he noticed two female fans getting physical in the crowd. One source tells us one woman had accused the other of stealing her seat … and they were thiiiis close to trading blows. And that’s when R. saved the day … stopping his show … and breaking out in song: “SECURITY … SEC-UR-ITY.” It’s hard to hear exactly what Kelly said after that … but he definitely barked some orders to the crowd control staff and dropped a couple of cuss words … while staying in tune. Security eventually responded to the situation and escorted one of the women out of the building … thus concluding the most beautiful ejection we’ve ever heard. LLS…it is a little hard to understand but homeboy still belted out ‘security’ like it was his biggest hit. Images via WENN/youtube

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Kim Kardashian vs. Fergie: Clash of the Cats!

A pair of large-breasted celebrities tried on a pair of cat costumes this month in the name of Halloween. First, Kim Kardashian Tweeted a photo of herself and her cleavage in what some would consider a purrrr-fect outfit for the reality star. Then, Fergie went ahead and did the same, giving fans a nice view of her very pretty tail. We mean that literally, people! Study the Halloween costumes now and decide: Who makes the sexier feline?  

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Oliver Stone Labels Hurricane Sandy "Punishment" for Climate Change Ignorance

Oliver Stone has set his sights on both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. The award-winning director spoke to HuffPost Live yesterday and expressed extreme dismay that neither candidate has really addressed the topic of climate change in his campaign for the Presidency. “I was a little disappointed at the third debate when neither of them talked about climate control and the nature of the situation on earth,” Stone said, adding of Hurricane Sandy and its immense damage: “I think there’s a kind of a weird statement coming right after it. This is a punishment. Mother Nature cannot be ignored.” Of course, this “storm will pass” and “the campaign will pass,” Stone said. “But unfortunately the nature of this present world situation will not.” Stone, who just released “The Untold History of the United States,” has been very critical of the current administration’s continuation of many George W. Bush policies – but he added in the chat that he voted early and for Barack Obama in this election.

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Popped With DUI Had A Live Hamster On Her Lap At Time Of Arrest…”You Should Just Kill My Hamster”

What the fawk is wrong with people these days???? According to KPTV: Beaverton, Oregon police said a woman driving under the influence early Tuesday morning had a hamster loose on her lap. Nicole Huey, 27, of Beaverton, was stopped at Southwest Scholls Ferry Road and Davies Road at 12:30 a.m. Police said the woman was driving to the store with her hamster. Huey was arrested for DUII. She said she didn’t have anyone to come get her hamster, according to police, and told officers, “So you should just kill it.” The officer told her the hamster would not be harmed. It ended up requiring three officers to capture the animal, as it put up a good fight to stay in the car. One officer used an evidence tube for a make-shift container to safely transport the hamster to the Emergency Veterinary Clinic of Tualatin. The driver was given the contact information to retrieve the hamster if she chooses to do so. Police said one lesson to learn from this situation, other than do not drink and drive, is that it’s not safe to operate a motor vehicle with any type of animal in your lap. Fortunately, in this case, no one was hurt. Police said there is not a photo available of the hamster. SMH. Freakin’ weirdo!

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Popped With DUI Had A Live Hamster On Her Lap At Time Of Arrest…”You Should Just Kill My Hamster”

The Situation, Tyler Posey Team With Wolf Blitzer In MTV’s ‘Ask Wolf’ Series

In the lead-up to Election Day, the MTV stars are asking tough questions to CNN’s Wolf Blitzer. By James Montgomery The Situation and Tyler Posey Photo: MTV

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The Situation: Shirtless For PETA

Even The Situation knows there is such a thing as too much pussy. Cats breeding outta control, that is. And the Jersey Shore star is ready to show off his ripped abs to spread the message of spaying and neutering pets. The Situation PETA Commercial Sitch’s new ad encourages pet owners to fix their critters, saying: “Here’s The Situation: There are more cats in shelters than there are homes for them. PETA elaborates further on the message, saying “Cats and dogs need safe sex, too!” Get it?! The GTL loving star is sporting a backwards red baseball cap ( Paul Ryan style), jeans and sneakers, flashing his signature grin and snuggling some kittens. Check out The Situation photos promoting his new PSA right here:

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