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Avril Lavigne Needs Women’s Clothing

Here’s Avril Lavigne out the other day running a few errands with her man servant. I’m just assuming that’s her man servant because he’s got a haircut like a Tibetan monk, he’s walking six feet behind her and he’s carrying all her bags like a good man servant should. Anyhow, Avril’s trying to work her little punk rock princess look like she’s still a teenager, but she’s something like thirty years old now and it’s beginning to look a little played. Short short and some heels will remedy the situation pretty quick.

Anti Sleep Pilot Won’t Let You Sleep When You Are Driving!

Sleeping while driving is a well known fact that causes many road accidents. Little can be done to stop people from falling asleep and the government has many programs to increase awareness of the situation. But now a gadget is out that promises to prevent drivers f…. http://bit.ly/eTvYvi added by: itgrunts

Fergie Drops Some Sweet Tanned Cleavage

Fergie seems to really know what she’s doing when it come to putting her best foot forward on the red carpet, here she is at last night’s American Music Awards looking like a thousand bucks. It goes without saying that in this situation, her best foot is her sweet tanned cleavage. What kind of freak wants to see her feet? Anyhow, the picture quality isn’t great which actually works out in Fergie’s favour because she’s not exactly excelling in the face department. Thank Heavens for cleavage. more pictures of Fergie here

‘Name That Party’: AP Adds a Race Card to the Mix in Prince George’s Co. Md. Corruption Story

A couple of NewsBusters posts during the past week — one from yours truly and another courtesy of Ken Shepherd — have pointed to the press's reluctance to identify the Democratic Party affiliations of indicted Prince George's County Executive Jack Johnson and his also-indicted wife Leslie, who is a County Council member. Today, the Associated Press's Brian Witte kept up the wire service's tradition of either not naming the party of an indicted Democrat or deferring that identification until very late in the report (in the apparent hope that subscribing outlets picking up the story won't use it). Jack Johnson's party affiliation was saved for the 19th paragraph; Witte never identified his wife's party affiliation. Witte further quoted a Republican who commented on the situation in Paragraph 10, and noted that said Republican “ran against Johnson in 2002” in Paragraph 11, leaving it vague as to whether it was a primary or general election contest. Finally, Witte gave voice to people who believes that the Johnsons and ultimately other county officials are being targeted based on their African-American ethnicity — in county where two-thirds of its residents are African-American. Here are selected paragraphs from Witte's report : read more

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Jasmine Waltz on Sex with David Arquette: Quick, Mediocre at Best

Once you get over the shock of anyone purposefully having sex with David Arquette, there’s only been one surprising thing about this actor sleeping with this cocktail waitress : That is took so long for the attention-loving Waltz to speak out about it. But that’s no longer the case The woman who has bedded Ryan Seacrest and Vinny Guadagnino tells the latest issue of Life & Style that she first met Arquette at Premiere nightclub on September 30. The actor showed back up two nights later, took Jasmine to a house party where the pair got wasted, walked her to the Hollywood home in which he grew up and “mentioned that he hadn’t slept with anyone since separating from Courteney.” What was it like for Waltz after she changed that? “It wasn’t bad sex, but it wasn’t emotional,” Waltz says. “It was quick and painless. Nothing exciting. When we were done, he just looked at me and said, ‘This is the first time I’ve felt like a man in a very long time.'” Awww, that’s sweet! Jasmine insists she made sure Arquette was truly separated before letting him inside her. She also says it happened more than once. “I definitely got the impression that Courteney had made the decision to separate,” Waltz added. “David did not seem like the one in control of the situation. Not at all.”

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The Situation, Bristol Palin Tag-Team Safe Sex PSA

Proving that truth really is stranger than fiction, The Situation and Bristol Palin have teamed up for a safe sex PSA on behalf of the Candie’s Foundation. It goes without saying that Bristol Palin is only famous for getting pregnant as a teenager, and The Situation for railing dozens of girls on Jersey Shore . One might say this makes them odd spokespersons for abstinence and/or safe sex, but on the flip side, they have experience with babies and STDs, so … The Situation and Bristol: Sex Talkin’ PSA These two, of course, met on the set of Dancing With the Stars this season. Sitch was ousted early, while Bristol has somehow advanced to the finals . Overall, as absurd as this is, and despite the annoyance of hearing the word “situation” used 18 times in two minutes, it beats Willow Palin’s Facebook rant . That’s all.

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The Situation’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Skills: Ronnie Weighs In

‘Mike has legs, so does a chair — it doesn’t mean the chair can dance, right?’ ‘Jersey Shore’ castmate quips. By Eric Ditzian Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his partner Karina Smirnoff on “Dancing With The Stars” Photo: ABC Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino barely escaped with his reality-show life Tuesday evening on “Dancing With the Stars.” Only Michael Bolton and his gangly jive saved Sitch’s hide from elimination, as the “Jersey Shore” star will live to toe-tap another week. Perhaps the Situation has one of his castmates to thank, because Ronnie has vowed to vote for his roommate — regardless of his actual dancing talents. “I’m going to support him in every way,” Ronnie told MTV News. “I’m going to send him a text, the vote text. I’ll vote for Mike. “I’ll send, like, three texts — it’s like $1.50,” he added with a sly smile. “How much you really want me to spend on you, Mike?” On second thought, the Situation might want to hold off on a thank-you and tell Ronnie to start texting votes with the same enthusiasm he reserved for flirting with Jell-O-shot-serving waitresses early this season on “Shore.” But Ronnie might not be so convinced Mike has what it takes to win “DWTS.” “Mike has legs, so does a chair — it doesn’t mean the chair can dance, right?” Ronnie reasoned. Ouch. Ronnie’s off-and-on gal pal Sammi was considerably more kind when we asked her about the Situation’s skills. “He can’t really dance, but I know he can fist-pump,” she said during an earlier interview. “We’ll support him,” Vinny told us. And that’s exactly what Ronnie made clear to us too. After all the good-natured razzing he threw the Situation’s way, he told us he’ll be pulling for his roomie to win. “I know he’s going to try his best and do the best of his ability, and he’s going to represent the ‘Jersey Shore’ family,” he said. Are you rooting for the Situation on “Dancing With the Stars”? Let us know in the comments! Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: ‘Jersey Shore’ Related Photos Other MTV Stars Who Should Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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‘DWTS’ Week 2 Secrets: Songs, Dances, Singers

Filed under: Audrina Patridge , Rick Fox , Brandy , Derek Hough , Mark Ballas , Bristol Palin , The Situation , Dancing with the Stars Our ” Dancing With the Stars ” spies are better than ever this week, because we know which special guests are singing, which dances the dancers are dancing, and what songs they’ve chosen. So, warning — *** SPOILER ALERT BELOW *** You’ve got to love yet… Read more

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UCLA CEO: What’s Up With Lindsay, Doc?

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan ‘s stint at UCLA Medical Center was hardly a success — but David Feinberg , the Associate Vice Chancellor and CEO of the UCLA Hospital System, told our photog last night that everyone at UCLA “gets the highest level of care … that is… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Chooses Rehab

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan is about to re-enter rehab … and it’s her decision. Sources with direct and specific knowledge of the situation tell TMZ Lindsay will enter a live-in facility outside of Los Angeles within days. Lindsay is now agonizingly… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Chooses Rehab