Tan Mom. Twerking. It was just a matter of time. Just when you thought Patricia Krentcil, a woman famous for dragging her young daughter into a tanning bed, had finally gone away, you thought wrong. Criminal charges against her were eventually dropped, but she later dropped the beat on a rap single and has now dropped most of her clothes to Twerk. This may may you LONG for Miley Cyrus Twerking. Tan Mom Twerks in a Pamela Anderson swimsuit. Up against the wall. Like a cheerleader. You name it. It’s basically Miley’s VMA performance minus the foam finger and Robin Thicke. Scantily-clad gyrations galore. Pure sex appeal. Set to “Bubble Butt.” It’s Tan Mom , BITCH! Tan Mom Twerking
While the Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” video dominated headlines all week, there were other popular, less nauseating and controversial videos as well. Some of them, you might even want to re-watch! Here’s a look at seven of the most popular videos to appear on THG in the past week. Take another look and vote below on which you liked the best … Marine’s Wife Reveals She’s Pregnant U.S. Marine finds out his wife is pregnant: After returning from his at-sea period, a man in uniform receives the ultimate news in the sweetest way possible. Twerking Fail: The Best-Worst Twerk Video Ever Epic Twerking Fail ! Jimmy Kimmel really got us good. Man Awakens from Surgery, Falls for Wife Man wakes up from surgery, falls for wife: A heavily sedated man woke up from an operation and gushed about the woman he briefly forgot he was married to. Vince Gill-Westboro Baptist Church Confrontation Vince Gill calls out Westboro Baptist Church: The country star takes it to the protesters outside his concert personally, giving them a taste of their own medicine. Blurred Bynes Blurred Bynes: Drag queens cover Robin Thicke’s hit single “Blurred Lines” and mock Amanda Bynes. Definitely not one we saw coming by any means. Customer Service Meltdown All-time customer service meltdown : A guy phones in to the call center he used to work at, allegedly, and unloads on the customer service rep in epic fashion. Anti-Muslim Harassment Reactions What would you do: ABC News’ hidden camera look at reactions to anti-Muslim harassment showed us what some people in America are made of. What was your favorite video of the week? Marine finds out wife is pregnant Epic Twerking Fail Man wakes up from surgery, falls for wife Vince Gill confronts Westboro Baptist Church Blurred Bynes Worst Customer Service Meltdown Ever What would you do: Anti-Muslim harassment View Poll »
In a revealing new interview, shameless aspiring famous person Myla Sinanaj talks Kim Kardashian , Farrah Abraham, sex tapes and much more. Okay those three things are pretty much it. Still, the star of Myla Sinanaj: The Anti-Kim XXX is a girl who deserves your attention, if for no other reason than she’s trying REALLY hard to get it. Excerpts from her recent in-depth Q&A : Myla Sinanaj Wants to Be Like Kim Kardashian On getting plastic surgery to look just like Kim : “I want to have my surgery because I’m in love with the body that Kim Kardashian had prior to her pregnancy.” “Especially her lips and stomach. The rest of the world is apparently obsessed with it as well, since they have all felt the need to call me the Fat Kim K.” “I love my curves. I’m not a size 2, but I think everyone is pretty in their own way. She has had a lot of work done to her face; I’m just natural.” “People tell me I have a beautiful body, but it’s hard when you’re 5’7″ and they put your picture next to someone who’s 5’2″, saying you’re fat when the height alone makes you appear bigger.” “The world we live in is so obsessed with putting others down.” “I’ll never understand that. … It gets to you after a while and you start to look at yourself and become insecure and even seeing thing as worse than they really are.” Farrah Abraham-Myla Sinanaj Girl Fight On her sex tape debut : “This is the first and only sex tape I have ever made, although I had talked about doing it with an ex in the past.” On Farrah Abraham : “Farrah and I are no longer friends because she has a nasty attitude toward others and it was embarrassing to be out with her in public.” “I don’t treat people like they are peasants.” “I also can’t stand fake people who lie … it bothered me … she lies about being a millionaire and yet she was begging me to go on sugar daddy cruises with her.” “Not my cup of tea, so I had to cut her off. On which Kardashian (man) she’d rather bang: “If I had to choose, it would be Rob, but it wouldn’t last long … he lets his family control everything he does.” “I’d be over that in a week.” On a fun fact : “My real name is Fatmire, but I have been called Myla my entire life. I think I was told [Fatmire] stood for ‘my little angel.'” Fatmire has a long way to go to match sales of the Farrah Abraham or Kim Kardashian sex tape … but you definitely show she’ll give it her all.
I have a stepCHARITY request from friend of the site Jennifer….regarding her neighbor’s injured dog. If you know anything about this site, I love dogs and I do whatever I can to help them. Sure pugs are my dog of choice, but I don’t discriminate. Here’s Princess’ Story: Princess was left outside during the July 4th fireworks while her owners went out. When they came home, she had jumped a 7ft fence in fear from the noise. She was found days later, 5 miles away. While crossing a highway, she was hit by a car. She survived, but her leg is shattered and she will need an amputation. Her owners do not want to spend any money on her so decided instead that they would euthanize her. Jennifer, the hero in this story, who during the days Princess went missing, spent hours and hours looking for her. Posting missing posters everywhere, while Princess’ owners weren’t doing anything, is doing everything in her power to save Princess’ life. Princess is not even her dog, but she does not want tolet this happen to an otherwise perfectly healthy dog! So has already found a foster home for Princess and is now trying to raise the money needed for the surgery which will cost over $ 1,000. Unfortunately, Jennifer, the hero, can’t cover the costs alone, but she’s already done so much to help Princess, that I think we should help her in her quest. So please, if you have even a few bucks to spare in your PayPal account, any donation amount would be greatly appreciated! The paypal email address is wolfe@tamanagement.com or you can just CLICK HERE UPDATE: The good news is, it isn’t too late to fix her leg, since her bone was shattered where our shins are, the surgeon would have to remove the smaller fragments of bone but he believes the bigger ones can and will be tied back together by wire. The metal plate would reinforce all of it. Bionic puppy! The bad news, the surgery would cost 3500$ This surgery needs to happen NOW, before her bones start fusing back together. If thats becomes the case, the surgeon would have to break her leg again and there would be a strong possibility her bone wouldnt heal as well So basically, Jennifer is trying her hardest to save a beautiful dog with shitty parents, and I firmly believe that we can all come together on this one and give Princess a new life, a better life, with people who will take care of her the way she needs to be taken care of. It means a lot to me, and to Jennifer, and most importantly to Princess. So if you can help CLICK HERE and give what you can. If we raise more than the 1,000 dollars for Princess, Jennifer has agreed to donate it to the Montreal SPCA, which is one of DrunkenStepfather.com’s charities…so no matter what your money is going to a good place. Help save Princess. Do your part. You are a hero…and remember telling a girl how you helped save a dog will probably get you anal….or maybe even on the first date…so do it up… You can Donate to me – and I’ll send it off to her…if clicking Donate Buttons are Easier for you… FOR UPDATES CLICK THE FACEBOOK PAGE ….
The United States of America turns 237 years old this July 4. That’s quite the milestone, and one for which we should all be grateful as we celebrate today. A few other notables also share birthdays with the US of A, including … Malia Obama, now 15. The eldest daughter of President Barack Obama, the first African-American to lead our country, she represents the American dream. So, too, does The Situation, a man solely famous for … who knows anymore. Jersey Shore is a thing of the past, which is probably for the best. You have to hand it to anyone who can turn big muscles, even bigger tolerance for alcohol and a uniquely absurd vocabulary into a career, though. Only in America. And celebrating a birthday July 4. Along with … Geraldo Rivera (1943-) Bill Withers (1938-) Al Davis (1929-2011) George Steinbrenner (1930-2010) Ann Landers (1918-2002) Abigail Van Buren (1919-2013) Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933) Nathaniel Hawthorne (1804-1864) Quite an eclectic group, which is just how it should be. So put down that firework, raise your Budweiser and toast all of them – and the great country we all live, work and read celebrity gossip in – today. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Amanda Bynes claims she and rapper Drake have mutual crushes on one another. It’s unclear if Drake is aware of this, of course. We’re just going off of her Twitter. That tidbit was shared after Amanda slammed Perez Hilton (she repeatedly threatens to sue the celebrity gossip blogger) for some reason or another. “Nothing offends me more than being compared to Perez Hilton! Drake and I have been talking for years and have mutual crushes on each other!” Despite an open invitation to murder Amanda Bynes’ vagina , Drake has never commented or responded to any of her Tweets – publicly at least. Perhaps that explains why she’s a little hot and cold when it comes to him. “You Have To Make A Change To See A Change,” she said later . “Drake Is Not The One For Me, But I’m Sure He’ll Make Someone Happy!” The actress followed that up with the inevitable diss: “Drake Is Ugly.” To think, Monday he was “the most gorgeous man on the universe.” It’s not like the star’s ugly list is a bad (or lonely) place to be, nor is it necessarily permanent. We imagine she’ll be singing Drizzy’s praises again soon. As for the other man Bynes is supposedly madly in love with? His identity is unknown, but it’s not Drake. He’s #2 on her list. Whomever the lucky man is, she’s putting in work already! “I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I’m In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married,” she said. Good to know, Amanda. Good. To. Know.
We’re very sorry, readers. A Courtney Stodden sex tape exists but will apparently never be released by the 18-year old Z-lister. Still, Stodden has gone ahead and given fans a different kind of all-access look into her private parts… breast enhancement surgery style! Yes, Courtney recently upgraded from a C to a DD and she filmed the entire process for some reason. Sit back and enjoy (?) the procedure now: Courtney Stodden Breast Enhancement Surgery “My results are looking incredible and very sexy,” Stodden said in a statement. “Looking forward to slipping into a bikini … or out of it!” Whoa there! HOT STUFF! The desperate celebrity also told E! News that she now adores the way her “shapes and curves” look and that she had to talk 53-year old husband Doug Hutchison into the surgery. We do not believe her.
Let there be no doubt about it, Farrah Abraham is one classy babe. She commemorated the debut of her upgraded boob job with a minor but potent nipple slip at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club in Las Vegas. Awesome. At least a strip club pool party made for an appropriate venue … The Teen Mom alum, who enthusiastically noted that she went from a C to a D-cup following the success of the Farrah Abraham porn , could not be contained. She spilled out of her bikini whilst posing for photos at her hosting gig yesterday, but it only enhanced the fun, according to Sapphire Pool’s Twitter. “@F1Abraham having a blast here at @SapphireDayClub! #TeenMom #Sexy #MILF,” the “World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club” tweeted during the party. They followed up later with, “It was great spending the day w/ the gorgeous @F1Abraham! Come back soon love! 🙂 #FriskyFriday #Vegas #PoolParty.” As for Farrah’s take on the big SIn City engagement? “I’m Drinking Virgin!!!! #FarrahFriday @Vegas @SapphireLV @SapphireDayClub #PartyALLSummer Woooohoooo:) hot guys! LOVe YOU VEGAS!!!!:) @SapphireDayCLUB!” Well then, that pretty much says it all right there, no? In other, slightly more SFW risque Farrah news: She says she completely outshines Kim Kardashian in all facets of life. She believes co-star James Deen is rather overrated in the bedroom. She told Howard Stern that she pleasures herself to her sex tape. Charlie Sheen says she’s been drinking stagnant douche agua .
Tom Hanks underwent a procedure to relieve bursitis from his elbow yesterday. It’s a basic process that takes place often around the country, but the two-time Oscar winner put a twist on the surgery… by putting it on camera! After being told by the doctor that he sees a lot of “red,” Hanks informs the viewer: “Another syringe. Two syringes! How ’bout that? Double-barreled. Look at the fill-up. Look at that, baby! There you go…Yowzas.” Yowzas indeed. Watch the unexpected video now in all its random and hilarious glory: Tom Hanks Elbow Surgery
