When I think of childbirth…and the affects of childbirth….you know something I sum up as “mom pussy”…..this is kinda what it looks like in my mind…and thanks to Mariah Carey, I can really get a visual of all I knew existed but pretended didn’t exist cuz the moms I know in tight pants are the fit ones smart enough to not jack their shit up this hard showing the world a long, drawn out, meaty and obscure entity that is better left in loose fitting pants…..I don’t know if this is gross enough to make me sick or if I should try to jerk off to it as challenge to my desensitized self…but I do know it’s representative of all things wrong with the marriage between birthing and spandex……enjoy.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you read the site you know that I don’t find Ashley Tisdale hot. She’s got a fit body cuz she works out a lot and that’s a good thing, a redeeming thing, but that face has to fucking go….even with the plastic surgery, it’s all wonky and asymmetcial like an accident victim or a handicapped person… But I’m not against her posting her own bikini pics, to try and get attention for herself, instead of being the boring ex-disney chick who can’t get work, cuz she’s boring, while her co-stars are out producing amateur self shot porn and getting work that takes them to a bigger and better place than Tisdale and her face, leaving her in their wake, forced to scramble…. I have no idea why she went out with this girl in waterfall….romantic looking shit you’ve seen in the movie Cocktail, Blue Lagoon and on the cover of romance novels and shit….we’re dudes, we just wanna see hard nipples and pussy definition in this shit….save the targeting middle aged lonely fat married moms who have a sexless marriage and the most romance they get is trying to open a jar of jam with their vaginas while watching soap operas imagining a life that never was….when the kids are at school, and their lazy husbands who hate them are at work……..you know what I’m saying here…. Keep on trying Tisdale!!
I’ve posting pics of this MICHELLE HUNZIKER – 35 YEAR OLD – IN HER BIKINI many times before….and I still have no idea who she is…..but apparently I was fascinated that she had a daughter when she was 19, because I’ve loved Teen Pregnancy well before MTV made a show about it, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that bounces back cuz it is not done puberty is porn to me….but so is a daughter who is now 16, and legal to fuck in Canada, making this Hunziker bitch the kind of hot mother I’d want to marry to stepfather her daughter with my penis at the same time as servicing my wife, her mother, Michelle Hunziker with my mouth…you know these extended family things work…unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to get with something like this, but I can look at her hot body in a bikini and that’s almost as good because it comes with way less emotional damage than it should, could or would….if I had the ability to make life work out my way…. Hot body, hot bikini, hot mom, good times…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Eniko Mihalik is some Hungarian model who gets naked for fashion because it is a better life than working as a stripper, or bar tender, or receptionsit…..I have posted her tits at least 10 times in photoshoots way hotter than this masculine, dress her up like a dude for the tranny loving queers who are scared to come out of the closet cuz their redneck dad will beat them up, I mean isn’t that the reason Tranny’s are so popular? The closet cases scared of gay porn, but into chicks with dicks, which is way weirder, but don’t argue with them….they’ll just say they are so not gay that they like their porn to have no men in it, just a penis a chick and 4 tits….speaking of tits…here is Eniki showing her tits again…and I’m into it…even if this reminds me of a Charlie Chaplin movie from the 30s….with more Hungarian model tit in it…
The one thing worse than a pregnant lingerie model is pictures of a pregnant lingerie model….you see cuz I like my lingerie models, like Adriana Lima, best when they pretended to be millionaire virgins cuz the catholic church that brain washed them in Brazil as children insist that’s the right way… The same catholic church that bred all the trannies exported to American tranny porn from brazil…. The same catholic church responsible for the high Aids rate in Brazil….cuz everyone’s doing anal unprotected…screwed up in the messages of the pope about virginity and contraception…. So looking at Adriana Lima’s pregnant belly button thru her dress depresses me, the end of an era round 2, even though she’ll bounce back…but her vagina will never be the same…and that is unfortunate…thank god for the new blood…. Here’s the close-up: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In today’s totally irrelevant…god knows who the fuck she is….but I’m friends with her on Facebook and she pays the paparazzi to take pics of her that the media produces cuz after her dad died of cancer she got an inheritance that allowed her to go to LA and live the good life unemployed…pretending to be relevant….. A useless celebrity that isn’t a celebrity cuz 99 percent of people have never heard of her or her quest to fame that didn’t involve a sex tape like the other no name idiots who are famous for nothing and make 40,000,000 a year doing nothing…. Phoebe just scrambles…for the cheap media attention showing up places other celebs are….and makes a full time job out of it….. The best she fucking does is posts cleavage on facebook….excepet the other day when SHE FLASHED HER INVISIBLE NIPPLE IN A BIKINI ….20 years too late old lady… Here’s her cleavage you don’t care about and can’t jerk off to that I’m jost posting cuz I am in her trap and into seeing her dark pink and orange topped labia.
Here is a life lesson….it doesn’t matter when the nipple picture was taken, what matters is that the nipple picture was taken.. Thanks to photography, the internet, being an eager entry levele model doing whatever it takes to get work and move up the ladder to ultimately sell her soul to Victoria’s Secret, her 2008 nipple on the runway lives on forever..not that when it happened matter cuz I’m looking at them today…. Simple logic for a complex world…
Kayley Cuoco would be better off not posting bikini pics of her sitting as her gut hangs over her bikini like a drunk mom at a resort who hasn’t done a situp since before she had the kids, but she sure has taken a liking to booze, cake, pie and all things that give her a moment of pleasure in the hell life she’s designed for herself…not that Kaleye Cuoco’s life is hell, she’s on a huge show about nerds, where she plays the hot chick, who has leniency in her hotness, cuz lets face it, nerds don’t care if your stomach is toned….but I do…you pig.
I am hooked on Miley…From her being sexually experienced at a young age….to knowing hot to accomplish a subtle cocktease that makes us want to fuck her….to pulling nude pics at 16….she’s got it all figured out…which is amazing since she seems to be an inbred redneck moron….but it doesn’t take brains to take off clothes and show off a young tight body…and maybe that inbred retard is all part of her appeal….who cares..here’s her softcore pics for twitter….that I may or may not be addicted to. Hot legs, not that that’s saying much coming from me, I’m the kind of guy who’s into a double amputee’s legs…….I’ll take anything I can get and appreciate it until I am done and humiliated….if you know what I mean
I like Miley Cyrus….especially now that she’s got fit and is finally showing off her tight little body that despite being over 18 could still easily pass for being 16…at least when drunk and fucking her unproteted while trying to cum cuz you can’t feel anything cuz your dick is numb with over masturbation, and small with bad genes, and her vagina big with lots of use at a young age by Disney Execs, kinda like how smoking or body building at 12 stunts your growth, only with vagina and instead of stunting the shit it expands growth…..if you know what I mean….and if you don’t it is that tight body Miley likely has a droopy box….but we’ll never know….her bodyguards will never let us that close to her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
