I went to a Madonna party once a few years ago…she wasn’t as repulsive as you’d expect a 60 year old who has been in the industry all these years to be. That’s not to say that she’s not a diva, a terror, an ego who is terrible to be around thanks to all the money she’s made and suck up she has…it’s just to say that she wasn’t offensive in her old age and she is the kind of woman you’d probably fuck because you’d fuck any woman, but also because she’s Madonna and it makes for a good story when you try to explain to your wife where the herpes came from… All menopausal, shameless, attention seeking – since you can’t teach an old hooker new tricks….she sticks to her old tricks… She’s at Fashion Week, because she’s a fag hag – always surrounded by gays…while being a celebrity…always surrounded by fancy and exclusive things…always invited everywhere…because she’s Madonna and in being Madonna comes braless – nipple slips…that aren’t erotic but still nipples…always a scandal that is hardly a scandal that you gotta stare at in confusion – because you got nothing better to look at or do and because you buy into this nonsense….that is really just a nipple, that hardly is a woman’s nipple, based on her menopause and hormone levels…because there comes a time in every bitches life where she essentially has the sex appeal of an old man…that time is coming for this one…it’s jut not quite there yet… The post Madonna’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
After a tumultuous first four episodes of the fall, what wild and crazy ISH went down Monday night on Teen Mom OG Season 3 Episode 5 ? Watch Teen Mom OG Season 3 Episode 5 Online On the latest installment of the MTV franchise, the fab four went through highs and lows as always – some more profound than others. Speaking of profound moments, ladies and gentlemen: “You know what I wonder? If the earth is a circle, how does the water always stay? Gravity?” Farrah Abraham said, dropping serious knowledge. “But the water is a little bit more heavier than gravity.” “I love when clouds touch mountains or whatever.” Apropos of nothing, but we couldn’t not include that. If you watch Teen Mom OG online , you know that Farrah and Simon Saran have had a tumultuous relationship to say the very least. Well, Teen Mom OG Season 3 Episode 5 was no exception as Simon flew to Hawaii to make up and make out with her post- Easter Gate . Of course, nothing with Farrah is every that easy. The trip was an total bust, for a variety of reasons. Simon and his sometime porn star GF promptly got into it about how “fake” the other one is, and he ended up getting ditched on the curb. Seriously. Along with his “day bag.” Asked if she’s in love with Simon, Farrah responded, “I don’t think I need to be concerned of if I love someone right now.” “It’s more or less repairing what was already started. And it’s slowly getting there. But I’m like, why isn’t it there already?” A very good, and deep question. Simon and Farrah may not last, but he recently said Farrah is a great mom , so it looks like they’ve made up, if not made out, recently. View Slideshow: 35 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Elsewhere, Amber Portwood’s boyfriend Matt Baier, threw her surprise party for the big 2-6. As in the number of years she’s been alive. Not his total number of children. Sorry. Low blow? Too soon? In all seriousness, it was a good time as daughter Leah came along with Amber’s old cellmate, Nicole, who is also out of prison now. Nicole is the only other member of their prison crew to make it out to the real world, so this was a big deal for Ambs and rightfully so. “She was my best friend,” Amber said. “And we’re actually the only two out of our friends who have made it and haven’t went back in.” Portwood’s prison days seem a distant memory lately, and that’s to her credit and she really has turned her life around in every sense. Still, personal struggles remain. “We all have different problems on this show, but for some odd reason, I’m so depressed,” she revealed. “I’m bipolar and manic depressive.” “I’m borderline personality. I’m diagnosed with every single one of those. I’m on my medications for it,” Amber added, but she cautioned: Given her problems with drug abuse in the past, her medications are non-narcotics and they are closely monitored, so that’s a relief. We wish her the best. Poor girl. Maci Bookout: Overwhelmed By Wedding Plans?! Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney just bought a house, but now they’re buying a new one due to the whole unexpected third pregnancy. Taylor also got a tattoo of their unborn baby’s name (Maverick), which begged the question of what happens if he turns out to be a girl. Sonograms, or the technicians reading them, have been wrong before, so it’s not far-fetched. Maci’s take on this hilarious hypothetical? “Ryan was supposed to be a girl.” “Not f–king surprising at all.” LOL. Finally, Catelynn Lowell went to rehab for mental health treatment, and Tyler Baltierra was in shambles, literally pained for his spouse. “[She’s] like a log just rolling through days,” he told Teen Mom: OG producers, reflecting on how Cate needs help and telling his wife: “You’re not f–ked up, honey. Things happen.” “As long as we don’t mask it no more, and we fix it,” he said, everything will be alright, and Catelynn seemed to take all that to heart. “I probably wont come home and smoke [pot],” she said. “Actually, I should just start saying I wont come home and smoke ever again.” “I feel like I’m a crack addict or something.” Not a crack addict, but getting help is never a bad thing when you’re struggling. As Tyler said, things happen, and we’re all in it together. Catelynn Lowell Speaks on Anxiety
https://youtu.be/x67RQKknl-g Allen Iverson gave an emotional speech at his Hall of Fame induction ceremony Friday. The Answer thanked everyone from his wife Tawanna and their four kids, to his favorite musicians: Tupac, Biggie, Jadakiss, Redman and Michael Jackson. There were funny stories, like the first time he met Michael Jordan, and jokes about the ups and […]
North Carolina police are on the hunt for a man who they believe murdered his son and injured his wife . Earl Valentine allegedly forced his way into his ex-wife’s house and shot her. His reign of terror did not end there. He then shot his 15-year-old son, killing him. The police have no idea where Valentine is, but they stressed that he could be armed and dangerous. “We got a call from Valentine’s son, who told dispatchers, ‘My dad just shot me and my mom,’ ” Police Chief Taylor Bartholomew revealed to PEOPLE. “We got to the home, and they were taken to the hospital with severe injuries.” “The young man passed away soon after.” This is such a heinous crime. If it wasn’t bad enough that he murdered his son, Valentine had the audacity to confess to it via Facebook. He basically blamed it all on his ex-wife. However, that does not explain why he opened fire on his son. “She lied on me, had warrants taken out on me. She drug me all the way down to nothing,” Valentine said on the video, which has been removed from his Facebook page. Bartholomew also revealed that he had a chat with Valentine, but Valentine revealed his tirade of terror was not over. “He wanted to know if his ex-wife was dead, because he told me she deserved it,” Bartholomew said. “He said he was going to kill the rest of her family, and I tried talking him into coming back.” “But he told me he was gonna throw the phone away and kill himself after murdering her relatives.” Thus far, Valentine has not attempted to attack any of his ex’s family in Virgina. Bartholomew also revealed that Earl expressed no remorse for his crimes throughout the phone call. What the heck? We hope this sick man is apprehended and brought to justice soon.
North Carolina police are on the hunt for a man who they believe murdered his son and injured his wife . Earl Valentine allegedly forced his way into his ex-wife’s house and shot her. His reign of terror did not end there. He then shot his 15-year-old son, killing him. The police have no idea where Valentine is, but they stressed that he could be armed and dangerous. “We got a call from Valentine’s son, who told dispatchers, ‘My dad just shot me and my mom,’ ” Police Chief Taylor Bartholomew revealed to PEOPLE. “We got to the home, and they were taken to the hospital with severe injuries.” “The young man passed away soon after.” This is such a heinous crime. If it wasn’t bad enough that he murdered his son, Valentine had the audacity to confess to it via Facebook. He basically blamed it all on his ex-wife. However, that does not explain why he opened fire on his son. “She lied on me, had warrants taken out on me. She drug me all the way down to nothing,” Valentine said on the video, which has been removed from his Facebook page. Bartholomew also revealed that he had a chat with Valentine, but Valentine revealed his tirade of terror was not over. “He wanted to know if his ex-wife was dead, because he told me she deserved it,” Bartholomew said. “He said he was going to kill the rest of her family, and I tried talking him into coming back.” “But he told me he was gonna throw the phone away and kill himself after murdering her relatives.” Thus far, Valentine has not attempted to attack any of his ex’s family in Virgina. Bartholomew also revealed that Earl expressed no remorse for his crimes throughout the phone call. What the heck? We hope this sick man is apprehended and brought to justice soon.
Kevin Hart Says Whether Or Not He’s Ready For More Kids With Wife Eniko Kevin Hart gushes over his wife Eniko, talks about what it meant for his son to be his best man this year and whether he’s ready for more kids or not in this interview with Extra .
Lauren Holiday, Jrue’s Wife, Found To Have Brain Tumor New Orleans Pelicans point guard Jrue Holiday was hit with awful news about his wife, retired soccer star Lauren Holiday. The young couple, whom are six months pregnant, were shocked when doctors found a benign tumor in Lauren’s brain. The baby is not due for another few weeks but word is they’re planning to induce labor early so the doctors can operate on her brain without affecting the baby. Jrue said that the Pelicans organization has given him a lot of support during this rough time. Via PEOPLE NBA star Jrue Holiday will not be there to start the New Orleans Pelicans’ 2016-2017 season. Instead, he will be by his wife Lauren Holiday’s side. The Holidays were left devastated when they received news that doctors had discovered a benign tumor on the right side of Lauren’s brain, according to NOLA.com. Lauren, who is an retired soccer star, was about six months pregnant at the time of the diagnosis, and while the tumor is operable and not a threat to their unborn daughter’s health, it needs to be removed. “My family comes before basketball,” Jrue, 26, told NOLA.com. “I’m obviously blessed to play this game and be in the position I am in, but my wife is the most important thing in the world to me. She comes before anything else.” He also commented on how the diagnosis has affected the upcoming birth of their daughter. “Obviously, we were and are still very excited about the birth of our first child, but our focus shifted from having this magnificent blessing to making sure everything is going to be OK with Lauren and the child,” Jrue told NOLA.com. “Our priorities right now are being able to manage Lauren’s symptoms and still have a fairly healthy pregnancy.” Lauren, 28, is due in mid-October, but the couple is hoping to induce the birth so doctors can operate on Lauren as soon as possible, NOLA.com reported. Doctors are planning to operate six weeks after Lauren gives birth, according to NOLA.com. “Lauren has her good days and her bad days; some are better than others,” Jrue said in the interview. “She’s obviously a fighter, the toughest woman I know. That’s the reason why I married her.” Jrue added that his team has been incredibly supportive of his decision to take a leave of absence. “The Pelicans have been great,” Jrue said. “There wasn’t any pressure to be with the team or to choose between my team and my wife. They told me to be a husband first. I don’t think they know how much their support means to me and my family.” Our prayers and good vibes are being sent to the Holiday family.
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are on the verge of a breakup again, according to a new tabloid report, and you know who is at the crux of it all. In a way, it’s a rehash of a rumor that’s been circulating for months: Despite the fact that his sex scandals have largely blown over, Jim Bob and Michelle are fighting over Josh and heading for divorce. Ironically, Anna Duggar and Josh are on good terms after all this. Anyway, one of the pariah’s parents allegedly does not want anything to do with their first-born, while the other wants him back in the fold. Can you guess which Duggar parent is which? In Touch magazine’s latest cover story features a smiling Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and the “fight that split the family apart,” supposedly. The gossip publication claims that the pair has been at odds, and that while Jim Bob is ready to forgive his son, his wife isn’t so sure. Apparently, the tension has grown so thick that either Jim Bob or Michelle will be moving out of their Arkansas home in the near future. Who will stay and who will leave the compound?! There are only two real possibilities here as we see it: Either the cover above is entirely inaccurate, or Jim Bob and Michelle are doing one heck of a fine job masking whatever tension exists. Just three days ago, he looked lovingly at Michelle in a birthday video message for son Josiah on the family’s official Facebook account. In the clip, Jim Bob extolled the virtues of his 20-year-old son and his “loving spirit towards people” while Michelle glowed by his side. Like we said, they’d have to be really good actors. Jim Bob also gushed over Michelle in a recent anniversary tribute in which he also appeared to shade Josh, casting doubt on this story. For all the recurring talk of the Duggars divorcing , that would come as nothing short of a monumental shock at this stage of the game. Why? Consider the past, present and future … Whatever you think of them personally, the family’s comeback from Josh’s sordid scandals in 2015 has been nothing short of extraordinary. TLC canceled 19 Kids and Counting pretty fast, but after a few months, Jill & Jessa: Counting On was reborn (then renamed Counting On ). View Slideshow: 23 Biggest Duggar Family Scandals: How Low Can They Go?! If you watch Counting On online , the recent pivot toward Jill, Jessa and now Jinger Duggar and Jeremy Vuolo has been very effective. The Duggars are back, and better than ever; Jim Bob and Michelle may be more in the background these days, but they’re not invisible. Nor are they stupid. On the contrary. You might think of their values and lifestyle as incredibly backward, and there’s an argument to be made for that. But they’re not unintelligent. They know what a valuable thing they have going lately and how the money train is back on the tracks following its interim derailment. No way they’re going to risk that. View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why Anna Duggar Should Leave Josh NOW Besides, have you ever heard of Duggars getting divorced? Do you know what a Covenant Marriage is and what that entails specifically? Exactly. Not gonna be happening. We have little doubt that there are differing opinions about Josh, both in terms of what he did and how do deal with him going forward. They wouldn’t be good parents – or human beings – if they didn’t struggle internally with an issue that’s as complicated as they come. It’s a big leap to go from that to divorce, though, especially given that this is JIM BOB AND MICHELLE DUGGAR we’re talking about. View Slideshow: 13 Things BANNED in the Duggar Family Josh may be the third trail that no one in the family wants to touch, but he’s still family, and we expect things to be more or less status quo. In other words: Keeping the cheater off TLC cameras as long as possible, but slowly reintroducing him into family life on social media here and there. And keeping a close eye on Josh’s flip phone records. You never know what trouble that dude can get into, even on an archaic device.
Elderly Atlanta Man Shot 7 Times During Carjacking For the second time in as many weeks comes another harrowing story about a shooting in Atlanta . Don’t let the big surgically-enhanced booties and sunshine fool ya… Via 11Alive New details from police show that the elderly man who was shot after leaving a party at an Atlanta home was hit seven times by the gunman’s bullets. According to police, the man in his 70s was attending a party in the 3600 block of Ramsey Close Road near the Camp Creek shopping center Saturday night. Police said as the man and his wife were leaving the party around 11 p.m. and getting into their car, they were approached by an unknown suspect with a gun. The suspect allegedly point the gun at the man and ordered him out of the car. During the incident, investigators said the man and the suspect got into a fight. That’s when the suspect pulled the trigger, hitting the man three times in the chest, three times in the groin area and once in the buttocks before running away. Police said the victim and his wife were able to make it back to the home, where they called 911. Officers and emergency officials arrived and transported the man to Grady Memorial Hospital, where his condition is unknown. Police said his wife was not harmed. Again, Atlanta is a lot more than strippers, rappers and soul food. Guard ya grill… Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →
Ray J hit it first, and now Ray J is hitting back at Kanye West. On Sunday night, Kanye took to the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards and did what Kanye does best. The rapper rambled and ranted and made little to no sense, while saying things no other celebrity would ever dare to say. “I am Kanye West, and that feels really great to say, especially this year. I came here to present my new video, but before I do that, Im’ma talk,” West said prior to giving viewers a preview of his “Fade” video. He then referenced his “Famous” video, which depicted a multitude of stars from all walks in life… naked and in bed together. What was his motivation for this idea? “For people to understand just how blessed we are, it was an expression of our now, our fame right now, us on the inside of the TV,” Kanye explained. He added: “Just the audacity to put Anna Wintour next to Donald Trump – I put Ray J in there, bro!” Kanye West at the VMAs: I Love Taylor Swift! And Ray J! Ah, yes, Ray J. Ray J is the man who gave it to Kim Kardashian on camera. Ray J is the man who still profits, to this day , from the Kim Kardashian sex tape. But Ray J is also the man who has brought up the sex day in the past, only to be slammed by Kanye. Remember the hilarious Ray J single ” I Hit It First ?” The song that bragged about how… well… Ray J hit Kim first, in the sexual sense of that word? The singer released a track that basically dubbed Kim as sloppy seconds for Kanye. And West wasn’t exactly laughing over his wife’s ex-boyfriend at that time. Ray J – “I Hit It First” (Official Music Video) In response, West slammed the Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood star as “Brandy’s little sister,” saying Ray J was “lame” for actually releasing such a single. (Was it lame? Maybe. A little. Was it also hilarious? Heck yes!) So then Kanye figured out a way to profit himself over the Kim Kardashian sex tape and has decided to laugh about it? To turn it into a joke? To make it seem like he’s just so cool and chill that he’ll drop a reference to his wife’s sex tape partner in front of millions of viewers? Now THAT is lame, Ray J is reportedly telling friends. According to TMZ, Ray J thinks Kanye is being hypocritical by dissing him one second; and then embracing the sex tape himself when it serves his purposes. TMZ also hears that Ray J is also angry at Kim. She trashed him after he released “I Hit it First,” but then she sat there smiling like crazy at the Video Music Awards when West referred to the amateur porn that has made her millions. Some rapper named Wack 100, meanwhile, had the best response of all to Kanye’s “Famous” music video. “Did they show him with his dick in [Kanye’s] wife?” the rapper asked TMZ when approached about the footage this summer. “If they didn’t show Ray J with his dick in Kim Kardashian’s mouth, tell Kanye to go back and reshoot that sh-t,” he added. This is the best, isn’t it? How amazing is it that we’re STILL talking about the time Ray J stuck his allegedly large penis inside of Kim Kardashian on video?!? View Slideshow: 9 People Made Famous by the Kardashians
