Maxim doesn’t let me post their content because they are cocksucking lawyers who don’t like that I laugh at how they’ve failed in adapting to the internet – as their magazine died off and the caliber of their women pretty much went to shit…they threaten to sue me always… But I guess with all multi million dollar brands, they have turned things around, have repackaged their garbage and have lured better quality girls….at least that is what I am going to assume after watching this softcore pornography behind the scenes video of Anastasia Ashley…that makes me want to take on surfing, as long as surfing involves masturbating on surfer girl ass while they do silly erotic poses by the pool without cracking a smile or laughing at herself…which takes serious fucking talent in and of itself… ?Either way, she’s a babe.
Korean pop group Ladies Code released a moving tribute video to late members EunB and Rise following a tragic car crash that took the women’s lives earlier this month.
Highly successful and well marketed immigrants, Iggy Azalea Rita Ora, who have both been in America for quite a while trying to get famous, and who finally got themselves famous, to which Iggy says “she’s got a lot of stories” about her rise from “living in Australia”…even thought she’ from Australia no matter how much she tries to hide that vile trashy accent…because those stories of how she got famous probably involve a ton of shit…including but not limited to the sex tape she basically denies having – while confirming that she has it – a sex tape that I hope to make a lot of money from… Anyone who releases or attempts to make profit off someone else’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender & it honestly makes me sick to see the media encourage any other attitude towards those sorts of people, we should want to protect our women and i really hope that america will follow Europe and their laws to better protect peoples privacy and fundamental rights. and on that note, I’m off to get a manicure. peaaaaccceeeeeee outtttttt *drops the mic* Anyway, they were on Ellen, and Rita Ora’s nipple was exposed the whole performance, because that’s probably what Ellen insists of all her guest, because she’s a lesbian and into them titties…unfortunatley…they were totally fucking censored…bummer.
For the first time since September 11, 2001, a national hero returned to the site of our nation’s most horrific crime today, 13 years after terrorists took the lives of over 3,000 American citizens. Say hello to Bretagne. This 15-year-old golden retriever is the last surviving rescue dog from that awful day, and she walked the memorial site this morning with her handler, Denise Corliss. “After 9/11, everybody – all of us, felt such sadness,” Corliss told NBC’s Tom Brokaw. “We all wanted to help. I just felt so honored that we were able to respond. I really believed we could find somebody – anybody, if we could just get to the right void space. But our reality was much different.” In 2001, Bretagne worked 12-hour shifts in which she scoured the debris for trapped survivors and then also visited the courageous firefighters, physicians and police officers who were doing similar heroic work. “You’d see firefighters sitting there, unanimated, stone-faced, no emotion and then they’d see a dog and break out into a smile,” Dr. Cindy Otto, a veternatian who cared for search dogs at Ground Zero. “Those dogs brought the power of hope. They removed the gloom for just an instant, and that was huge because it was a pretty dismal place to be.” Since 9/11, Bretagne and Corliss have dedicated their time to other disasters areas – such as Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Ivan. Bretagne retired from search and rescue work at age 9, but she still visits schools to assist first-graders and special needs kids learn how to read aloud. Pretty amazing all around. 19 Famous Dogs on the Internet 1. 3Bulldogges The 3Bulldogges love to spoon and folks like to see them spoon. They have 118,000 followers on Instagram.
In case you haven’t heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled “Dirty Hippie.” Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved. No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley’s 5-foot bong creation (the show’s piece de resistance ), but judging from the photos we think it’s fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved: Yes, that’s Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren’t in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them . Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she’s mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we’re not sure if there’s anyone on the planet who’s old enough to not be traumatized by “Dirty Hippie.” Miley twerks with her mom (seriously), so the Cyrus’ are used to this sort of affair, but we imagine after about five minutes of candy-colored, power-stoned insanity, the Jenner girls were more than ready to return to their lives as the famous relatives of a famous porn star. It’s a simple existence, but they enjoy it. Miley Cyrus in London: Crazy Concert Pictures! 1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because… of course she is.
Selena Gomez is obsessed with Justin Bieber . This is a fact. We all know it. But did you know on which TV show Selena got her big break? Did you know how many pilots she starred in before one got picked up? Did you know what sort of gross-sounding food she wants to invent? No? Well… you soon will! We’ve compiled a list of Selena Gomez facts that may take aback even the most loyal of supporters, as our crack intern team dug deep to come up with these gems. Which were you already aware of? Which had you doing a double take? Flip around below and gather up all your Selena scoop now! (And, no, for the record, we did NOT include Selena having reckless unprotected sex with Justin Bieber because we somehow doubt that’s a fact.) 17 Surprising Selena Gomez Facts 1. Did you know that… … Selena first appeared on television on an episode of Barney & Friends?
First there was a/s/l, then there was eHarmony. Now? Now there’s Tinder, the social media app used to match singles to other singles in their immediate area. This can be used for the purposes of hanging out, hooking up, or, in some cases, happily ever after. None of which are likely to happen for Jarrod Allen. Not after the women of Tinder get a look at his Instagram profile, at least. @Tinderella , guys. Go check it out. Why? Well, because… Jarrod Allen Recreates Tinder Photos 1. Adam and Eve They’re even in the garden! Perfect! Watch out for (trouser) snakes! Allen, 25, has taken to recreating the Tinder profile photos of various women with whom he shares a zip code in hilarious parodies which probably make Weird Al Yankovic proud. Using the help of friends and props, the Australian has taken the most bizarre profile photos and remade them using his own image. Literally. The results are amazing and funny and HOW IS THIS MAN STILL SINGLE? Seriously, ladies, if these photos are any indication, he looks like a guy who knows how to have a good time, and at the very least, he’ll probably make you laugh. And that’s worth more than just about anything. 21 Best Tinder Messages Ever 1. Kim Jong NOPE This wins Tinder. Forever and ever.
Sorry, fellas. It’s now more clear than ever: no Iggy Azalea sex tape exists. Earlier today, Vivid Entertainment sent a press release to THG that said its chairman had seen a “teaser” for a video that claimed to feature the 24-year old getting it on with an unidentified male. Co-Founder Steve Hirsch said he believed such a sex tape would possibly outsell the iconic Kim Kardashian sex tape . Alas, reps for Azalea came out and denied the video’s legitimacy – and now Iggy has done so herself. “I dont have a sex tape but for the record…,” Azalea Tweeted this evening. “Anyone who releases or attempts to make profit off someone else’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender.” She wasn’t done, either. “It honestly makes me sick to see the media encourage any other attitude towards those sorts of people, we should want to protect our women,” she wrote. “and i really hope that america will follow Europe and their laws to better protect peoples privacy and fundamental rights.” On that note, Iggy concluded, “I’m off to get a manicure. peaaaaccceeeeeee outtttttt *drops the mic*” Well, this is a shame. We feel dirty for wanting to see an Iggy Azalea sex tape and disappointed that we won’t be seeing one. 13 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Only Exist in Your Dreams 1. Jennifer Lawrence Beloved by men and women alike, approachable and yet otherwordly, genuine, talented and personable as well as beautiful, Jennifer Lawrence is uniquely lusted after.
I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.
