I think the biggest problem with Shape Magazine, other than making fat girls at the convenience stores and Walmart check out line who buy the magazine feel like shit about their fat selves, is that they photoshop the shit out of the pictures. It is one thing celebrating health and fitness and trying to inspire a fat nation of sugar addicts to get on the fucking Maria Menounos program, but the second you start giving her muscle tone and definition that isn’t actually there, is the second you are lying to the people, giving them unattainable goals and the whole thing is horrible, misogynistic and worst than anything I do here – where I call girls fat who get paid lots of money to not be fat… Not to mention the Photoshop job is so bad, it looks fucking fake…but more importantly, whenever you deal with Maria Menounos, a product of positive reinforcement, who never really made it but now has the confidence to venture off on her own projects thanks to you assholes, is that you need to focus on her PUSSY SLIP But instead we just give her photoshopped so it’s not as sloppy as it is ass…in various poses…to the women who will never be this…Good job Shape…you assholes.
Celebrity Butt Implants Having A Bad Day For the past several months, bootyless women have flocked to pump up their flat backs (despite the very real threat of losing limbs and even life ) in today’s vanity-plagued society where big, ignorant booty is the latest pop culture obsession . Hit the jump for a (shocking) gallery of celebrity booty implants looking absolutely horrible.
The fangs are out for Ian Somerhalder. The actor, currently filming The Vampire Diaries Season 6 , posted a lengthy response on his Instagram page over the weekend after reading negative comments from his supposed fans over new girlfriend Nikki Reed. We was not happy. At all. “You HATE NIKKI REED? Really? Do you know her? Hmmm, I’m not sure you do. Look on her Instagram feed or twitter and all you will see is a compassionate and beautiful human being,” Somerhalder wrote. “Please put your negative energy elsewhere. You don’t even know the person you’re talking about.” Somerhalder, of course, dated co-star Nina Dobrev for many years before getting together with Reed (a long-time friend) this summer. The two were even spotted at a sex shop last week ! Assuming critics were fans of The Vampire Diaries , Somerhalder asked the women online: “Do you care about me? Ask yourself that question.” “What’s the answer? Is it yes? If it is – then please be happy for me. Stop this nonsense – you’re spreading horrible energy into the world.” 29 Incredibly Sexy Ian Somerhalder Pics 1. Ian Somerhalder in August Man Ian Somerhalder is featured here as part of a spread for August Man. That’s a magazine. “Do some research of the person you say sucks or you HATE. You’ll find that she’s a magical person doing great things in the world.” Somerhalder, who told E! News last month that he “couldn’t be happier if I tried” these days, concluded his rant thusly: “I’m sickened and saddened by the fans’ response to all this. Many fans have stood up people like you and tried to empower you with some compassion.” “If we all thought a little or [learned] a little about people before we spoke about them, the world wouldn’t be so upside down and in the worst place in history. If you hate Nikki then you must hate me…That’s sad.” Very well said, huh? It’s just too bad it had to be said at all. On a positive note … looking to ogle Ian while coming to grips with his new relationship? Check out the galleries of the man we’ve posted above and below, and don’t forget you can watch The Vampire Diaries online via TV Fanatic! Ian Somerhalder
Talk about gentrification gone wrong! Two Black Women Fed Up With Gentrification Arrested For Forcing Tenants Out At Gunpoint And Squatting In Their Homes According to NY Daily News reports : Two women were arrested after they robbed and then intimidated three tenants out of their Brooklyn apartment — and the crime was partly motivated by race and class resentment, law enforcement sources said. Precious Parker, 30, and Sabrina James, 23, knocked on the door of an apartment building on Ocean Ave. near Newkirk Ave. in Flatbush at 9:30 p.m. on Thursday and held a 34-year-old man, a 37-year-old man, and a 25-year-old woman at gunpoint demanding they move out or be killed, police said. The women then stole $800, an iPhone and personal information from the tenants, police said. The terrified residents left soon after, said a night porter, who declined to give his name. “They just left,” he said. “They said somebody wants to kill them.” The usurpers then squatted in the apartment, a law enforcement source said. The source added the trio may have been targeted because of their race, as one of the women said she didn’t like “that white people were moving into the area,” the police source said. Both women were arrested Saturday in the apartment and charged with robbery and unlawful imprisonment, police said. Cops recovered a handgun, a law enforcement source said. Somebody call Spike Lee… This sounds like it would make a helluva movie. Shutterstock
Britney Spears recently and infamously dumped David Lucado for hooking up with some other girl … and we now know who some other girl actually is: Hard core porn star Cali Lee! Cali Lee (we’re guessing not her real name), is 5′ and under 100 pounds, having starred in Itty Bitty Boobies, Fresh Outta High School ’14 and other classics. David and Cali crossed paths at a bar near Britney Spears’ house; Lucado claims they were on a break when he was grinding and making out with Lee. Break or no break, he was videotaped hooking up with Cali in August; Britney’s dad bought the video to keep it from getting out, then showed the pop star. She booted his ass – allegedly without even seeing him face to face – declared her single status and had her team ban Lucado from any access to her. The woman in the video had previously been reported as a “retired adult performer and exotic dancer” named Cindy. TMZ’s new report isn’t far off. Cali or Cindy, “The tape is shocking,” a source said. “David is slow dancing with the woman, sweeping her off her feet and passionately making out with her.” “What’s worse is that there are rumored to be other videotapes and other women out there as well… she was ready to marry him. Now she’s totally destroyed.” Whether Lucado cheated with other women or not, and whether they were on a break or not, is almost moot given the stunning nature of his transgression. Britney’s not taking back a guy who went behind her back and shoved his tongue down the throat of a woman who has also had Ron Jeremy inside her. We just don’t see it happening anyway. Britney Spears and David Lucado: Happier Times 1. When Things Were Good David Lucado and Britney Spears were together for a good 18 months. Until he CHEATED on her and got caught!
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Mr. JT is pulling a Robin Thicke out in these streets… Justin Timberlake Spotted With Mystery Brunette In Paris Justin has been on tour for nearly half of his marriage to Jessica Biel, and the sometimes actress has been noticeably absent from majority of his tour stops despite the fact that she doesn’t do much work of note and the duo has no children. Naturally rumors have begun to swirl that their marriage has hit the rocks fresh out of their newlywed phase. Adding fuel to the fire, the singer was caught getting cozy with a mysterious brunette who was definitely NOT his wife after a concert in Paris the other night: Via ONTD : Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel married just shy of two years ago, on October 19, 2012. There have already been rumors about struggles and even divorce. According to International Business Times, Timberlake and Biel have been dealing with issues such as when to start a family, Justin’s tour schedule and being away from Jessica, and, yes, even cheating. That’s what makes this latest incident seem like it could be the last straw. According to Heat World, it all went down at 3 a.m. Friday, August 22 at the VIP Room Club in Paris. Justin was living it up drinking wine, downing one shot after another and getting extremely close with two brunettes. One in particular. And it wasn’t his wife. After finishing a concert at The Olympia Theatre around 1:30 a.m., Timberlake and his band decided to celebrate one of his female “entourage” friend’s birthday. Partying hard was evident as he even took to the mic to sing Happy Birthday. Other patrons who were there at the time informed Heat World that Timberlake began drinking at a private table, but, it wasn’t long before he made his way to the dance floor. It was at that time Timberlake started getting extremely friendly with a brunette and her friend. Timberlake was described as “hugging, whispering, and even putting his arm around one of the girls.” Unfortunately for Timberlake, as he was caught on camera in what seems to be a very intimate moment in conversation with the girl. Heat World was told, “He seemed to spend a lot of time talking to one girl. They were laughing and dancing together for around three hours. The other girl seemed to be her friend — they all left through the back door in two black vans, Justin in one and the girls in the other.” Just recently, a source told the Hollywood Gossip, “Justin and Jessica are battling over his long tour absences, his refusal to start a family, and his alleged liaisons with other women. Even though he says he hasn’t cheated on her, she is very suspicious and wants to know what she can use against him in court if it comes to that.” DAMN! Now photos can be misleading, so this could really be a quick moment of convo between Justin and an entourage member. Do you really think he caught a late-night Parisian trio tryst after his show…or is everything being blown out of proportion?? Peep more pics of the extramaritally coupled-up pair after the flip. Photos: HeatWorld.com
There have been many rumored causes of the Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon split , but throughout it all, reps for both parties have denied there was any infidelity involved. That may be the case, but a new report suggests that Mariah certainly suspected Nick of sleeping around. It’s already been rumored that Mariah hired a security team to prevent Nick from flirting with other women, and now it seems her suspicions and insecurities only got worse as her marriage began to fall apart. “She would send her assistants to spy on him during tapings of America’s Got Talent in New York City,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online. The insider adds that the spying continued even after the couple had separated, and Carey frequently harassed Cannon by phone: “She would send her assistants to spy on him during tapings of America’s Got Talent in New York City…It was just sad to see because Nick used to brag about how amazing his wife was to everyone on set.” Cannon was apparently one of the last to realize that Mariah’s suspicions had gotten out of control. Sources say Cannon’s family begged him to leave Carey for years before he finally decided that they should live separately for the sake of their children. Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Photos From Happier Times 1. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Red Carpet Photo Nick and Mariah posing for the paps. The couple is believed to have one of Hollywood’s most stable marriages.
Dear Bossip , I am having a few issues. I was with my ex for 8 years off and on. We started dating at 15, and fell in puppy love. This was something so new to both of us we just enjoyed the feeling of being around each other. Things changed and he started being sneaky and I quickly found out. He was the quarterback, so he had an ego that he was “the –ish.” He fell victim to girls wanting him. There were a few incidents like me seeing contacts and receiving phone calls, but I overlooked it all because I loved him. Two years after we got together we went off to college. Both were in state so, we were not too far from each other. I noticed he started to change and I even received anonymous message saying he was cheating. My grandmother died in 2009 and instead of him being there for me he hung up in my face to go see about another female friend that was supposedly in an accident. After this we were separated for about a year. I dated and we kept in touch via text or phone call from time to time. We ended up getting back together and two years later I got pregnant. He immediately changed and stopped answering my calls. It hurt so bad to be with someone for so long to do me like that. So, I went on with my life and had an abortion. He never even called to see if I kept the baby or not. He went on social media and made post referring to the unborn child and making pokes at me. So, we got into an argument on Twitter because I’m not one to let someone trash my name. He started to text my phone from a new number saying he missed me, which I didn’t discover was him until two months later. He asked me to meet up. I was looking for closure so I agreed. We met up for drinks and talked it over and he apologized. We then started dating again. A few months after getting back together I got pregnant. I discussed my goals for the baby and the future and he agreed. He quit his job and didn’t work for 3 months. Once the baby got here he started going to the casino and gambling his money away. My baby is 5 months old and he has yet to put $5 to the side. I make good money for my age, but I still stay with my mother. I thought we agreed we would find our own home, but he can’t save money. I asked him to step up or step out. Guess what he did….he stepped out! Once again running from his responsibility because he can’t be a man. I’m so tired of this bull-ish. I know how to leave when I’m not treated right, which is why I broke it off every time. I do not want to have another man raise my child, but I think that’s what’s going to happen. Can you give me advice? I’m tired of going back because I see temporary change. – Ready To Hop Off The Rollercoaster Dear Ms. Ready To Hop Off The Rollercoaster , Ma’am, hop off the rollercoaster. Simply, just hop off and stay off. He’s irresponsible, silly, and immature. He doesn’t know how to be a man, therefore, he cannot and will not be the parent you want him to be. Nor, will he be the man you need him to be in the relationship you desire. You can’t make him do something he is incapable of doing and being. You can’t make this be the relationship you desire, want, or need. He simply cannot provide you with the support, nurturing, love, or care that you or your child need. Therefore, leave. Get out. And, stop wishing and hoping for something that will never be. Why would you want to be with a man who did not support or be there for you when your grandmother died? Why would you want to be with a man who abandoned you while you were pregnant, and didn’t even call to see if you had the baby? Why would you want to be with a man who would poke fun at you and your unborn child on social media, and then trash you at the same time? He’s a boy. And, you’re wasting your time trying to turn a boy into a man. It’s not going to happen. I mean what man you know would up and quit his job after he learned his wife, or girlfriend was having a baby? What kind of sense does that make? And, he is gambling his money away at the casino?!? He’s a dumba**, and he doesn’t have his priorities in order. That is why when you asked him to step up or step out, he stepped out. He took the cowardly way out, and didn’t want to own up to his responsibilities. So, he his lame a** walked away and left you with his child to raise. Yes, you are going to have raise the child without him. So, instead of sulking and hoping he will get his –ish together, you have to make adult decisions that are in the best interest of you and your child. He does not, and is not a part of this plan. It’s time to get into action and put on your big girl panties. You put his a** on child support. He wants to walk away, then let him walk away knowing he will still have responsibilities he has to take care of. Then, you petition the court for full custody of your child. You find resources, organizations, and groups that can help build you, and get you into programs, and in finishing school. You continue to work, and take care of your child, and if you meet another man, then you take your time and date. Get to know him, and watch for any signs or patterns that are reminiscent of your ex. You don’t want to repeat bad behaviors and dating habits. You can’t continue being a volunteer victim to a man who has repeatedly shown you who he is. You have to let go of the victim mentality. You can’t be a victim when you know and keep allowing him to do all of these horrible things to you, yet, you keep taking him back. He is consistent in that he doesn’t want to be a father, a man, or your partner. He doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you. Plain and simple. He wants to hang out, party, and run the streets. Then, let him. Stop worrying about him, and stop fretting over him. You have to take care of you, and your child. You are not a victim. Be strong, and be encouraged. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
Apparently this Alina Zolotykh girl is an actual model, which makes these pictures that much better. I am always for all girls posing sexy…There are just a lot of hipster fashionistas with fashion blogs or instagram who consider themselves models because they have a fan base on social media and people buy what they tell them to buy. The kind of girl who just likes being in front of the camera for the sake of being in front of the camera. A little DIY – this is me – look at – kind of thing, that you’d think would be everything a hipster is against – but I guess it’s part of some high concept art project they came up with in some Women’s Studies class.. Where as Alina Zolotykh…it actually a model. It makes her more legit. So when she simulates touching herself in her American apparel for photographer Nick Sushkevich
