Candice Swanepoel is a model….this is her modeling…for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, because I guess they let her out of her cage every once in a while, but maybe this is a company the Victoria’s Secret people own part of, and they figure why not take the white girl they found eating out of Garbage before Nelson Mandela saved her and gave her to America…for promo modeling….because she’s hot.. So thank Nelson Mandela for saving the rich white people from South Africa from a life of underpaying and mistreating the black natives…without apartheid there would be no Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel for Osmoze of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katherine Heigl is a sloppy pile of dumpy shit that I don’t really understand why she became famous in the first place, but I guess these things happen when you scam properly…or she fucked the right people…or she was hooked up… Now she’s posing in a bikini, and not looking like the sloppy pile of shit I usually see her as, because I guess she’s decided to lose the baby weight she was rocking before ever being pregnant…or maybe she’s figured out her angles…for social media…or maybe she uses a Kardashian app before updating her page… All this to say, that she’s the kind of girl who was celebrated for her tits, up on some Kate Upton level of shit, because America is tit obsessed and forgets to look at the rest of a girl when showing off tits, but she’s never really been naked or if she has I’ve blocked it out thanks to her gut… So here she is in a bikini, hiding that dumpy ass, because it makes her better than way…not to mention she’s a mom, and this is appropriate mom behvior, you know raging by the pool with no baby in sight…. The post Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you somehow haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde this week, and the Internet exploded in response. We may never know for sure why Kim went blonde , but we can be pretty sure the response has been a bit more negative than she expected. Kim has been the butt (pun intended) of even more jokes than usual lately and naturally, the social media geniuses of America have chosen to get their mock on using their favorite form of online humor – the meme: Kim Kardashian Hair Memes: The Best of the Blonde Jokes! 1. Kim Kardashian as Draco Malfoy View Photo The Kim-Draco Malfoy resemblance is uncanny. Does this make Amber Rose her Harry Potter? 2. Kim Kardashian and the Mean Girls View Photo Kim joined the blonde party a little too late in life. They’re all gonna laugh at you! 3. Kim Kardashian: Wannabe Beyonce? View Photo Is Kim going Single White Female on Bey? We’re sure Kanye wouldn’t mind! 4. Kim Kardashian as an Owl View Photo Kim looks an awful lot like this owl. So even though her hair is insanely unnatural, at least she was inspired by nature! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian as Simon Camden View Photo Someone on Twitter though Kim looked like this kid from 7th Heaven. The resemblance pretty much ends at the blonde hair, but we’ll take it. The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian Hair Memes: The Best of the Blonde Jokes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Some of the jokes are obvious. (She was begging for the Malfoy comparisons with the slicked-back coif and black velvet jacket.) There are others plenty of others, however, that we never would have thought of on our own. (Random 7th Heaven reference, anyone?) There’s even a meme that suggests that Kanye might be slowly turning Kim into a Beyonce doppelganger, a la Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo. That movie even features an actress named Kim making a big mistake by going blonde, but we’re guessing neither half of Kimye has seen it, so we’ll move on: The important thing is that we all agree Kim should go back to black before she returns to the US. Seriously, Kim, if you don’t have time while you’re in Paris, and you can’t take dye on the plane just bring some shoe polish on board and go MacGyver. America will thank you. Kim Kardashian Goes REALLY Blonde! 1. Kim Kardashian: Blonde and Beautiful View Photo Kim tried out a new hair color in Paris this week. Fans aren’t crazy about the look, but everyone agrees that the rest of her is on fleek, right? 2. Kim Kardashian: Blonde Hair and Botox View Photo Kim flaunted her new blonde looks for the paps, but there’s something up with her face. Did she overdo the Botox? 3. Kim Kardashian: Blonde With Kanye View Photo Kim and Kanye at Paris Fashion Week. The entire Internet seems to agree that the blonde hair isn’t working for Kim. 4. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Paris Fashion Week 2015 View Photo It wouldn’t be Fashion Week without Kim and Kanye. Fortunately, they left North home this time. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian with Platinum Hair View Photo Kim Kardashian is dressed sort of like a cowgirl while spending time in London. Oh, she also has some crazy blonde hair on her head. The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian Goes REALLY Blonde! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Republican Congressman Says President Obama Plans To Make All Black People Immune To Criminal Prosecution A Republican congressman from Kansas is stirring the political pot with his recent comments regarding the way President Obama is responding to the problem of racist policing of African-Americans in the United States. via Think Progress As reported by Right Wing Watch, Kansas’ Secretary of State Kris Kobach (R) told listeners of his radio show that President Obama could absolve black people of all crimes and refuse to prosecute them in the future. He also implied that Attorney General Eric Holder is a reverse racist for not applying civil rights laws to white people. During the weekly show, a caller named Stu postulated that Obama may announce in the future that a “black person accused of a crime, charged with a crime, is not going to be prosecuted, regardless of the crime,” based on his recent immigration action. He also argued that the government is already in the process of doing so, since Holder did not prosecute Black Panthers. Kobach didn’t dispute the claims, saying, “Well, it’s already happened more or less in the case of civil rights laws. I guess it’s not a huge jump. I think it’s unlikely, but you know I’ve learned to say with this president, never say never.” He also claimed that Holder “basically made it clear….that the civil rights laws were only to protect minority races, and he was not going to be enforcing them to the benefit of white people who were discriminated against on the basis of their race.” So, to be clear, pursuing legislation that would make the way black people are policed in America equal to the way white people are policed in America is unjust, and we all should also be fighting for the civil rights of privileged white people while we work towards equal rights for all. Got it, Mr. Congressman. SMH.
Jessica Lowndes is some Canadian who left Canada like she was Drake, only unlike Drake, she didn’t bring Canada everywhere she went, or have any Canada pride, she was like “See you later loser, I’m on TV in America and Don’t Need You Assholes”…only for her TV in America to get cancelled because a redux of 90210 is a horrible idea…leaving Jessica Lowndes to fend for herself so that she doesn’t ever have to crawl home with her tail between her legs… So she had options in this downtime, marry some Rich American who will marry her for the novelty of having a Canadian who was on some show…or fame whore, and do it herself…which is what I guess she’s doing, since she got the fake tits for it, why put them to waste until you really have to. The post Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini for Fame Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
How AIDS Truly Started Do you where AIDS truly came from? As New York Post reports, In Randy Shilts’ history of AIDS, “And the Band Played On,” Air Canada steward named Gaëtan Dugas is pinpointed as the first case of then-named “gay cancer,” and blamed for bringing the virus to the US and infecting 40 people or more with HIV. While there’s no doubt that Dugas helped spread the virus , new data shows that he was by no means the first case. In fact, HIV had already been around for nearly 75 years and likely already in the US for about 10 years, going virtually unnoticed due to its extreme rarity and doctors’ inability to identify what the issue was. As author David Quammen reveals in his new book “The Chimp and the River: How AIDS Emerged from an African Rain Forest:” “Dugas himself was infected by some other human, presumably during a sexual encounter — and not in Africa . . . somewhere closer to home.” “As evidence now shows, HIV had already arrived in North America when Gaëtan Dugas was a virginal adolescent.” And to the urban legends that HIV came from sexual contact between a human and a chimp — that’s not true either. The disease DID originate in simian blood, however the spread from chimp to human was much more organic: “AIDS began with a spillover from one chimp to one human, in or near a small southeastern wedge of Cameroon, around 1908.” Quammen writes. The most likely way it jumped species was through a person Quammen calls the “Cut Hunter” — a man who hunted and butchered a chimpanzee infected with simian immunodeficiency virus and was wounded in the process. The chimp’s blood mingled with his through the cuts in his skin. From there, the virus spread from person to person one at a time in low numbers, very slowly and unnoticed due to high mortality rates and frequent death by disease. The virus spread much faster mid-century when French-speaking Haitian colonials, placed there by Belgium, introduced re-usable syringes to the Congo while treating ailments. Long story short, the disease went from the Congo to Haiti after the Belgian government fell and medics returned home, soon spreading to America after more syringe-sharing, blood-donation, and sexual contact between Americans and Haitians occurred: “It reached hemophiliacs through the blood supply. It reached drug addicts through shared needles. It reached gay men… by sexual transmission, possibly from an initial contact between two males, an American and a Haitian.” Interesting stuff, right? But while we’re figuring out where it all started…can we get them to figure out how to end it??
Keith Urban, Jennifer Lopez and Harry Connick Jr. selected the Top 24 contestants for American Idol Season 14 last night. Did your favorite(s) make the final cut? Click through the final two dozen hopefuls below and let it sink in: One of these men or women will be crowned the next American Idol! American Idol Season 14: The Top 24! 1. Lovey James Picture View Photo Lovey James is only 17 years old. Does she have what it takes to be win American Idol? 2. Loren Lott View Photo Loren Lott is a 22-year old from San Diego. She really wants to be the next American Idol champion. 3. Joey Cook Picture View Photo Joey Cook is 23 years old. She has her sights set on winning American Idol Season 14. The whole thing! 4. Katherine Winston Picture View Photo We wish Katherine Winston the very best of luck. This 18-year old is doing very well for herself on American Idol Season 14. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Clark Beckham Picture View Photo Clark Beckham is a good looking young man. He also has a very good voice, as we’ve learned on American Idol. 6. Alexis Gomez Picture View Photo Alexis Gomez hails from Ohio. This 22-year old has impressed us on American Idol Season 14. 7. Adam Ezegelian Picture View Photo Let’s be honest: Adam Ezegelian doesn’t look like a musical superstar. But he’s proving us wrong on American Idol. 8. Sarina-Joi Crowe Picture View Photo Well done, Sarina-Joi Crowe! The 19-year old has advanced all the way to the top 24 on American Idol Season 14. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Daniel Seavy Picture View Photo Daniel Seavy is only 15 years old. Yes, 15 years old! But he’s still advanced to the top 24 on American Idol Season 14. 10. Maddie Walker Picture View Photo Maddie Walker lives in a small town in Iowa. But she hopes to strike it VERY big on American Idol Season 14. 11. Tyanna Jones Picture View Photo Tyanna Jones is the one of the youngest American Idol Season 14 cast members. She’s only 16 years old! 12. Trevor Douglas Picture View Photo Trevor Douglas is just 17 years old. He thinks he has what it takes to win American Idol in 2015. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Shi Scott Picture View Photo Shi Scott is a 19-year old from Maryland. She certainly has the name of a future superstar, don’t you think? 14. Savion Wright Picture View Photo Savion Wright hails from Jasper, Texas. He has a real shot at winning American Idol 14. 15. Shannon Berthiaume Picture View Photo Shannon Berthiaume lives in St. Paul, Minnesota. She’s only 17 and she hopes to win American Idol 14. 16. Riley Bria Picture View Photo Riley Bria resides in Tennessee. He’s only 18 years old, but he has his sights set on the American Idol title. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Adanna Duru Picture View Photo Adanna Duru is ready for the big time. This 18-year old has done very well for herself on American Idol Season 14. 18. Rayvon Owen Picture View Photo Can Rayvon Owen win American Idol Season 14? He’s advanced all the way to the final 24. 19. Quentin Alexander Picture View Photo Quentin Alexander lives in New Orleans. As you can see here, the American Idol hopeful has a unique sense of fashion. 20. Qassim Middleton Picture View Photo Qassim Middleton hails from Brooklyn. He’s only 19 years old, but he feels ready to be your next American Idol. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Michael Simeon Picture View Photo American Idol Top 24, here comes Michael Simeon! This 21-year old aspires to win the entire thing. 22. Nick Fradiani Picture View Photo Nick Fradiani is 29 years old. The aspiring singer has advanced to the final 24 on American Idol Season 14. 23. Mark Andrew Picture View Photo Mark Andrew is on the older side for an American Idol semifinalist. The Minnesota resident is 29 years old. 24. Jax View Photo Jax is 18 years old. She is a resident of New Jersey and also of the American Idol Season 14 top 24. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like American Idol Season 14: The Top 24!? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Next Wednesday, for the first time ever, the Fox smash will air live from the stage of The Fillmore Detroit theater, as the Top 12 men sing for America’s vote. Then, on Thursday, February 26, the Top 12 women will have a chance to show off their pipes. From there, on Wednesday, March 4, Ryan Seacrest will reveal which eight guys will move forward with one more opportunity to sing for their reality show lives, attempting to secure a spot as a Finalist in the process. On Thursday, March 5, the eight girls who received the highest votes will perform. And then, finally, on Wednesday, March 11 the Top 12 finalists – six guys and six girls – will be revealed from Los Angeles. Got all that? Ready for the competition to truly begin? Pick your favorite and let’s do this!
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Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place… The post Porn Stars Name All the Presidents for President’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The romantic entanglements of Michael Phelps are worth more in sleazy entertainment gold than all of the medals the swimmer racked up in Beijing put together. Back in November, we were the first to tell you about Phelps and Taylor Liane Chandler . Chandler – a middle-aged woman who was born a man – was allegedly with Phelps the night he was arrested for DUI. Taylor Lianne Chandler: Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend?! 1. Taylor Chandler Photo View Photo Taylor Lianne Chandler, or just Taylor Chandler, is the intersex woman reportedly dating Michael Phelps. 2. Taylor Lianne Chandler, Michael Phelps Text? View Photo Taylor Lianne Chandler is Michael Phelps’ alleged cougar girlfriend. This was sent to THG directly from a source claiming it’s from her. Decide for yourself in this gallery! 3. Taylor Chandler Pic Taylor Lianne Chandler is Michael Phelps’ girlfriend, supposedly. Here’s a photo of her. 4. Taylor Lianne Chandler Topless Taylor Lianne Chandler, Michael Phelps’ supposed new girlfriend, is seen here doin’ something provocative. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Taylor Lianne Chandler Bikini Photo Taylor Lianne Chandler is Michael Phelps’ girlfriend, supposedly. Here’s a photo of her in a bikini 6. Taylor Lianne Chandler Photo View Photo Taylor Lianne Chandler is Michael Phelps’ alleged cougar girlfriend. Here is a photo of her. 7. Taylor Lianne Chandler, Friends Taylor Lianne Chandler, out with some friends. She’s the second from right. Michael Phelps is digging his new girlfriend, apparently. 8. Taylor Chandler, Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Michael Phelps’ alleged girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler, in all her cougar glory. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Taylor Chandler Image Taylor Lianne Chandler is Michael Phelps’ girlfriend, or so we have been told. 10. Taylor Lianne Chandler and Michael Phelps Text Another purported Taylor Lianne Chandler and Michael Phelps text message exchange 11. Taylor Lianne Chandler Cleavage View Photo That is some intense cleavage on Taylor Lianne Chandler right there. Wow. Just WOW. 12. Taylor Chandler Bikini Pic View Photo This is Taylor Chandler. That is not Michael Phelps, though it is a guy she’s filming a porn spoof with and does kinda look like him. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Taylor Chandler Porn Photo View Photo This is Taylor Chandler. That is not Michael Phelps, although it is a guy she’s filming a porn spoof with. The End. Did you like Taylor Lianne Chandler: Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend?!? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Chandler claimed she was “more than a hookup” and assumed that she and Phelps would continue their relationship after he left rehab. Phelps had different ideas. He began dating Nicole Johnson again almost immediately after finishing his treatment program. An anonymous tipster informs us that the Johnson-Phelps relationship was suggested by a public relations agency in order to help repair any damage that had been done to Phelps’ reputation by the arrest and his relationship with Chandler. The informant claims Johnson was already in a relationship when she was contacted by Phelps’ people, but had she frequently slept with Phelps while dating the other man. At the behest of the PR firm, Johnson reportedly began editing her Instagram page the same day that Phelps entered rehab, in order to erase all traces of her current relationship. When Phelps completed his 28-day program, both Chandler and Johnson’s ex were reportedly tossed aside in favor of a relationship that meshed with Phelps’ golden boy image. However, the tipster claims that Phelps is still far from monogamous. “There are so many women,” our informant writes. “From flight attendants to cocktail servers in Vegas, prostitutes, people that live near him…His weakness is big boobs. Most of the women on the down-low are chubby.” The anonymous insider claims that one of Phelps’ favorite hookup partners is British model Demi Rose Mawby. From the looks of Mawby’s Facebook page , she certainly seems to suit Phelps’ alleged preferences. Johnson is reportedly aware of Phelps’ philandering, but has accepted it as a trade-off for the lifestyle that accompanies dating one of America’s most revered athletes. So yeah – it looks like Phelps may have retired from the sports world in order to focus on being a player! Check out some of his racy texts to Chandler in the gallery below: Taylor Lianne Chandler-Michael Phelps Texts 1. Taylor Lianne Chandler-Michael Phelps Sex Text View Photo Taylor and Michael discuss their sexcapades from the previous night. Certainly sounds like she had fun. 2. Taylor Lianne Chandler & Michael Phelps: Trouble in Paradise View Photo Taylor and Michael only dated for a few weeks. But based on texts like this, we’re assuming their relationship was a stormy one. 3. Michael Phelps Blows Off Taylor Lianne Chandler View Photo Sounds like Taylor is the clingy type. Hey, sometimes a guy just wants to be alone after a DUI. 4. Taylor Lianne Chandler: I Feel Like a Fool! View Photo Like we said, Taylor and Michael Phelps’ relationship was brief, but tumultuous. Here, TLC gets dramatic while discussing their time together. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Taylor Lianne Chandler to Michael Phelps: I Just Want to be With You! View Photo Taylor certainly seemed more invested in the relationship than Michael. Given Phelps’ player reputation, she shouldn’t have been surprised. 6. Taylor Lianne Chandler Nude Photo View Photo Taylor tried to make things up to Michael Phelps by sending him nude photos. It seems that didn’t work. 7. Taylor Lianne Chandler Naked Text View Photo Taylor seemed to enjoy sending naked pics to Michael Phelps. Considering he was about to ship off to rehab, it’s not surprising he had other things on his mind. The End. Did you like Taylor Lianne Chandler-Michael Phelps Texts? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
