Pink has never been hot to me….and remains not hot to me…and her music’s pretty fucking shit too. She was always masculine, built like a tank, or like a cross fit girl who can squat 300 lbs, and I guess that’s hot to some of you, people are obviously into that kind of thing, but those people are either lesbians or faggots in the closet cuz they can pretend bitch is a man while sticking it in her ass that she demands you fuck her in because she likes it better than putting it in her obsolete pussy. The amazing thing about PINK is that she has the confidence to get in a bikini whilst looking like this, but then you remember she’s rich as fuck, and white trash, so who gives a fuck she’s won…. The other amazing thing about PINK is that she’s had a couple of kids, whilst looking like she’s more the kind of girl who jerks off her dick…. I am not a fan of whatever this is…but that doesn’t mean you’re not a fan….so this is for you Fag. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pink TERrifying Cross Fit Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Colton and Tia Show continued on ABC on Monday night. By which we mean Bachelor in Paradise, of course, but early installments of Season 5 have focused heavily on television’s most famous virgin and the woman he briefly dated a long time ago. Early on this week, Chris, Nick and Jordan confronted Colton Underwood after he came back from his date with Tia. Was he really open to a renewed romance with his quasi ex? Yes, Colton told the fellas, but he was also still exploring other bikini-clad options while he pondered this possibility. Underwood just wanted to “figure things out,” he said for the 972nd time. Colton also noted that he couldn’t simply turn his feelings for Tia back on after being in love with Becca Kufrin and pursuing her for two months. See, these are the challenges that face the men who go straight from The Bachelorette to Bachelor in Paradise. It isn’t easy, folks. Fast forward a short bit and Tia got irritated with Colton when she realized he was flirting with Angela, concerned he was just keeping her on the side for whenever he felt giving her attention. Afraid she’d end up like Dean and Kristina, Tia stood up for herself to Underwood. Playing all innocent and trying to be honest, Colton told Tia he intended to talk to other women… but he didn’t know what he wanted. (This is sort of the entire point of the series, right?) However, Tia wanted for Colton to be jealous of her smooch with Chris — and when he didn’t really seem to care, she said she had enough. She refused to stay in the situation because she knew she deserved something wonderful, something Colton was not providing. So… did Colton survive the night? He didn’t get Tia’s rose and he struggled with Angela, but then Bibiana swooped in and saved the hunky football player. The next day, Becca paid the women a visit. She was on hand to offer them advice, but her presence caused Colton to break down in tears, forced to relive the heartbreak that resulted from her elimination of him a few months prior. Seeing Becca brought back all these difficult memories, as the episode concluded with Kufrin making her way over to the man she sent packing on The Bachelorette. Elsewhere this week… – Kenny took Krystal on a wrestling date, despite the fact that she’d swapped spin with Kevin the evening before. – Kenny then got in the ring and showed off some impressive moves, and the two later connected over their experiences on two-on-one dates. – Back at the beach, Kevin grew tired of having concerns over his relationship with Krystal. He therefore decided to pursue other women. – He and Astrid hit it off in an unexpected matter and before we knew it… they were kissing and holding hands! – David warned Annaliese about Jordan, which made her anxious, yet her nerves were calmed a bit when Jordan arranged a romantic dinner on the beach for the two of them. – They made out and she gave him her rose later in response. – John and Kendall also kissed this week, but the latter actually gave Joe her rose, while Angela handed hers to John. – Finally, Nick failed to win Chelsea over and our beloved Wills went home roseless. Can ABC just go ahead and make him The Bachelor already ?!? View Slideshow: The Bachelor 2019: Who Will It Be?!?
Based on Kimberly Garner’s fame on social media…that you’d expect to be higherfrom being on that UK reality show She has one fan, and that fan is me. I do posts on this fame seeking muppet on the regular, and I have for a long time, and it is not to say that this site is mainstream or pop culture relevant…I figure I get a handful of perverts here a day but I just keep it alive because why the fuck not….I have nothing better to do… But in keeping it alive, I can still see who gets hits, likes, links, comments, whatever…and this bitch…is one of the LEAST viewed on the site… So not of you perverts like her or her cameltoe and that’s mean…I call racism…but she’s white Aryan looking, but maybe you’re against her cuz of the UK… I don’t have the answers. Just the pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kimberley Garner Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some Rachel Bilson, who hasn’t been interested since the 1990s show the OC….but who was abducted by a Canadian actor, who was barely an actor, but got the role of young Luke Skywalker, solidifying his place in the world, where he kept her in a cage like his prized hen or stag back on his Ontario farm, that he got to knock up and breed with before she decided to escape 10 years later, hoping back on the scene tits out…too little too late…but we’ll always remember Summer before she was a mom aged girl with mom tits…just not very well..it wasn’t that memorable of a show really. The post Rachel Bilson Inception Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve been supportive of Lily Rose Depp and her spoiled brat rich kid, entitled as fuck, trying to make a name for herself living in one of her dad’s LA homes, even though the world is her Oyster, they have houses everywhere, yet LA is where she decides to settle…I mean she’s got a Euro Passport and could be in France or Spain or Greece or Italy, but why do that…when you can be amongst all the fame whores and paparazzi trying to perpetuate some bullshit storyline that is pop culture…. I’ve been to LA, and it’s some Disney Land plastic garbage that takes 1.5 hours to get anywhere, one giant concrete strip mall, with no fucking appeal unless you’re at the beach…while NONE of these people are at the beach..they are in the asshole that is Hollywood…. That said, in unrelated news, since the inception of Lily Rose Depp, coming out on her own to show the world she exists…I have noticed one thing about her…one thing I’ve ignored, despite typically being a bully who focuses on all the flaws of these flawed humans we celebrate for no reason other than marketing…. That flaw is the worst Flaw of all…one you can’t get face injections to fix….it’s a structural thing… That flaw is Cankles…. This bitch has cankles…and I’ve seen them from day one, noticed them, ignore them..but like anyone who’s fucked a bitch with cankles know…you can’t ignore that shit forever…eventually it haunts you… I am haunted by them… The cute Johnny Depp daughter…is now just one big cankle to me… Tragedy has struck, not in a mass shooting, not in a mass outbreak of disease…but in one potentially hot rich girl’s lower leg….let’s mourn that shit…candle light vigil that shit…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE This is her anguished in sadness because she’s dealing with cankles…and bitch knows…there is nothing you can do, but luckily…you’re rich… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE MORE CANKLES The post Lily Rose Depp Cankles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Memories of this Taylor Dayne Being overshadowed by this Taylor Dayne…..cuz menopause has a way of making a woman with an androgynous name…morph into the male version of that name…because of a lack of estrogen and some weird face injections on some Bruce Jenner Shit… But the sick thing in all this, Taylor Dayne still a live, monstrous and half naked, spread legged to get that pussy morphing into a ball sack tanned…is that you like it…and so do I. Despite being a legend, this is the only Taylor Dayne post I have ever done in 14 years of doing this, with over 40,000 posts on random sluts, not one has been Taylor Dayne…so this is me righting that wrong. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Dayne Slutty Old Lady in a Bikini appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white. I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars… Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Enough already Iggy Azalea . I don’t mind when whores act like whores and exploit being whores to draw attention to themselves, but this bitch, has virtually disappeared for two years, and it’s been a nice time, where we don’t need to listen to annoying white girls from Australia who only met a black guy for the first time when she moved to America, before fucking every single last one of them….to solidify her angle of being a white rapper…which in and of itself is so fucking lame…but that I guess requires no talent and gets you all the fame…if you have the right team of producers and hype men up inside you big fake ass you got for them. I just find it annoying that she launches a single, and is all of a sudden fucking everywhere…tits out, fake ass out, go the fuck away….you’re cluttering my feed bro. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs… Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
