Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith…. He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl…. But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about… The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
I don’t know about you – but all that arguing as the whether Die Hard was a Christmas Movie or not – has forced me to watch Bruce Willis’ daughter dancing it out a week after the fact in her bikini being a weirdo – because when you’re a rich kid…being a weirdo is all you’ve got to find a sense of self…and the good news is that there are no consequences for her actions cuz she’s a Willis motherfuckers…so she can just keep doing whatever it is she does…which I think is just posting random content with lesbian nudist undertones on her social media feed during her perpetual vacation that is her life….cuz Daddy Died Hard for Christmas all those years ago and has been a serious fucking earner ever since….plus there’s her stepdaddy dot com billionaire who probably had her throw some money into his funding of all kinds of apps when apps were a thing and people could become billionaires overnight…none of those people were me…imagine that..being on the internet with a website since 2004 and not coming up with an app or money making scheme during all that time…I mean the real loser is the one writing this….about the real winner which is this bikini girl….who doesn’t need to be a winner cuz she was born already won…. The takeaway from all this is that she’s skinny with some titties in a bikini with a fat ass that has no cellulite…I’m into it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
He has a name, folks. And quite the adorable little face. About a day after Javi Marroquin welcomed his second son into the world, the former Teen Mom 2 star has shared two critical pieces of information about the tyke: 1. His name. 2. His photo. Upon first announcing the birth of his second child (Javi also has a five-year old son named Lincoln with Kailyn Lowry), Marroquin said he and girlfriend Lauren Comeau had not yet come up with a name for the newborn. But that has now changed. Along with the totally adorable snapshot below, Javi wrote the following caption on Instagram last night. Take note of the first word in it… Eli Joseph Marroquin, I didn’t know I could love another human as much as I do your brother. My heart only got bigger yesterday and now I have another little boy to help guide and mold to become a gentleman! I love you Eli so much! How very sweet, right? Comeau, meanwhile, shared this same photo (along with the others below) and wrote her own caption that address her first kid. It reads as follows: And just like that, my heart is completely full. Nothing will ever top this moment, a moment I’ve prayed for, for a very long time. I love you E. And thank you my love for supporting me through the craziest two days of my life. Comeau and Marroquin dated for several weeks last summer and then rekindled their romantic flame late this past winter. ( While Javi was still dating Briana DeJesus, some people named Briana DeJesus might say .) They announced they were expecting on May 30 and then revealed they were expecting a boy a couple months later. Lauren was due on December 1, but had her labor induced on November 15. In a chat with Radar Online, Comeau admitted that induction was a tad scary , but “it’s been incredible” overall to be a mother so far, adding: “I was nervous about having to start from zero at the hospital, but we had a really great experience… “His first overnight was amazing. We all three slept in between nurse visits. He’s latching great. He’s a happy, healthy boy!” Marroquin also shared the above image of Eli asleep in his daddy’s arms. Life doesn’t get much better than this. In the wake of Javi become a dad again, Lowry Tweeted “congrats,” while DeJesus figured out some math in regard to when Comeau gave birth and when she split from Marroquin and basically accused him of cheating on social media. But Javi doesn’t seem too concerned about that right now. He has something far more important to focus on. For the next few minutes, months and many years. “I shed some tears,” Marroquin told Radar of his reaction when Eli was born. “For those that don’t know, I’m not an emotional person anymore at all and just seeing my son come out really had me in my feeling.” Well, yeah. Of course man! You’re only human. In conclusion, the couple explained how they chose their little one’s name on Friday: “Joseph after my dad, who goes by Joe, and my grandfather’s middle name,” Comeau told Radar, adding: “We’ve been set on the middle name for months, but the first name has rotated like every month or so. “I really wanted to name him something that could be shortened to a nickname, but we love Eli by itself.” View Slideshow: Javi Marroquin: I’m Getting in on Farrah Abraham’s Big Fight! [Exclusive]
He has a name, folks. And quite the adorable little face. About a day after Javi Marroquin welcomed his second son into the world, the former Teen Mom 2 star has shared two critical pieces of information about the tyke: 1. His name. 2. His photo. Upon first announcing the birth of his second child (Javi also has a five-year old son named Lincoln with Kailyn Lowry), Marroquin said he and girlfriend Lauren Comeau had not yet come up with a name for the newborn. But that has now changed. Along with the totally adorable snapshot below, Javi wrote the following caption on Instagram last night. Take note of the first word in it… Eli Joseph Marroquin, I didn’t know I could love another human as much as I do your brother. My heart only got bigger yesterday and now I have another little boy to help guide and mold to become a gentleman! I love you Eli so much! How very sweet, right? Comeau, meanwhile, shared this same photo (along with the others below) and wrote her own caption that address her first kid. It reads as follows: And just like that, my heart is completely full. Nothing will ever top this moment, a moment I’ve prayed for, for a very long time. I love you E. And thank you my love for supporting me through the craziest two days of my life. Comeau and Marroquin dated for several weeks last summer and then rekindled their romantic flame late this past winter. ( While Javi was still dating Briana DeJesus, some people named Briana DeJesus might say .) They announced they were expecting on May 30 and then revealed they were expecting a boy a couple months later. Lauren was due on December 1, but had her labor induced on November 15. In a chat with Radar Online, Comeau admitted that induction was a tad scary , but “it’s been incredible” overall to be a mother so far, adding: “I was nervous about having to start from zero at the hospital, but we had a really great experience… “His first overnight was amazing. We all three slept in between nurse visits. He’s latching great. He’s a happy, healthy boy!” Marroquin also shared the above image of Eli asleep in his daddy’s arms. Life doesn’t get much better than this. In the wake of Javi become a dad again, Lowry Tweeted “congrats,” while DeJesus figured out some math in regard to when Comeau gave birth and when she split from Marroquin and basically accused him of cheating on social media. But Javi doesn’t seem too concerned about that right now. He has something far more important to focus on. For the next few minutes, months and many years. “I shed some tears,” Marroquin told Radar of his reaction when Eli was born. “For those that don’t know, I’m not an emotional person anymore at all and just seeing my son come out really had me in my feeling.” Well, yeah. Of course man! You’re only human. In conclusion, the couple explained how they chose their little one’s name on Friday: “Joseph after my dad, who goes by Joe, and my grandfather’s middle name,” Comeau told Radar, adding: “We’ve been set on the middle name for months, but the first name has rotated like every month or so. “I really wanted to name him something that could be shortened to a nickname, but we love Eli by itself.” View Slideshow: Javi Marroquin: I’m Getting in on Farrah Abraham’s Big Fight! [Exclusive]
We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names… She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite being the least favorite and least successful of the sisters…and I guess Money….money that carries them wherever they need to go. She’s the Haylie Duff, the Bella Hadid, the Ashlee Simpson, the Jamie Lynn Spears…the sister with issues who thinks that just cuz her sister does it she can do it.. So when all else fails, she pulls her tits out, which I guess is overall the trend and work hustle of every woman trying to get ahead…cuz tits get hits…they just get mad when those tits get negative attention or when people want to grab them…which is fucking weird to me..but not as weird as Noah trying to live this life, rather than just chilling on her daddy’s Achy Breaky money. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know why I think Emma Roberts is great, but I do and have for a long time. It could be because she’s skinny. It could be because she’s a rich kid who was pretty much set for life just being named a Roberts. It could be because her dad is Eric Roberts who you know threw away his career after his Oscar win, and thus probably wasn’t a solid dad, at least not a solid influence…leading to Daddy issues, which are erotic to anyone who has ever had sex with a girl with daddy issues…it’s wonderful how they take out their pain on your dick…until you fall for them and they are onto the next old fuck to satisfy their emptiness… It could just be that she’s hot…sometimes you don’t need a reason to stare at a skinny famous chick in a bikini…you just need to stare. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Emma Roberts Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lia Marie Johnson must be gay we posted her naked before here … I just don’t remember who she is, so I wikipedia-ed her and this is what I found: American singer, songwriter, actress and Internet personality notable for appearing in various web series, including the Emmy-winning web series Kids React…. She’s leveraged that to have followeers of her own, and in content she produces for said followers, she is always just sleazy enough to give everyone what they need, including perverts who jerk off to youtube celebrities they’ve been following since they were way too young… She’s out there now, being mainstream, kissing her girlfriend, because sexuality is a vague concept, as is gender and the mainstream, the people who would have been gap shoppers in the 90s…are all eating cunt and bragging about it. I feel like I live in some Alternate Alternative universe, because I remember a time only a select group of girls at the college party would do this to get the guys excited, and now everyone is doing it, playing that it’s not a big thing, in a fuck you dudes, way…while giving us content to jack off to. I DO NOT GET the LOGIC…but I’ll take it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lia Marie Johnson Girls Kissing Girls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid posted up a picture of her and the Weekend, a ghetto kid from Toronto, who is now the voice of America….and her caption was “HOME”….because she’s a fucking lame piece of shit, with her hopeless romantic young love, despite me knowing people who have FUCKED the Weekend while he was dating Bella the first time, but I guess she’s just a self involved rich kid with Daddy issues, who is so into herself she doesn’t even care where dude’s putting his dick as long as it ends up in her and she gets to be the public girlfriend…. The point of the story is that I don’t consider Bella Hadid a model, even if the rest of the world and her bank account and portfolio tell a different story. I am a firm believer that she’s just an amateur pretending to be a model, because it’s not that hard to be a model, and she only gets jobs because America is fucked in the head. I don’t care when this fake face, that is still a rat face, gets naked…but I guess other people do..because America likes what they are told to like…it’s what happens when Propaganda in the media has been a thing for 100 fucking years, you eventually don’t have a mind of your own. I do have to post these nudes, because…Bella Hadid….is relevant, unfortunately…Lame, rich, no substance, zero inspiring…but relevant. I blame you. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Still Naked and Annoying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last week, we learned the heartbreaking news that Joe Giudice will be deported to Italy after his release from prison. Eldest daughter Gia Giudice is rallying support for her father in the hope that he can win his appeal. And now, so is his younger daughter, 12-year-old Milania. You can read her impassioned plea below. Milania Giudice took to Instagram and shared a pair of throwback photos that she took with her father before his incarceration. “My dad,” Milania begins her captions. She describes Joe Giudice as someone “who is the best dad in the world.” That more or less how you’d expect a man’s 12-year-old daughter to describe him. Milania then writes that he “needs to come home.” Milania’s captions continue as she vows that their family isn’t going to let the court’s deportation order go unchallenged, “We aren’t done fighting, dad,” Milania promises. Joe has 30 days (fewer than that, now) to appeal the court’s ruling. “I can’t believe this is happening,” she admits. As someone who is not even a teenager, Milania was totally unprepared for the horrors that our world has in store for so many families. Joe has already been away from his family for long enough — serving his time for fraud. Until last week, Teresa and her daughters had been looking forward to his release in 2019. It was like the light at the end of the tunnel, when their family would be reunited. Milania admits that she can’t wrap her head around him being away from his family for even longer — this time separated by an ocean instead of bars. “I can’t imagine another day without you,” she writes. Milania vows that the whole family is working to see him returned home when he finishes his stint. “We are gonna do everything we can to fight this daddy!!” she promises. She gushes: “I love you with all my heart buddy.” A few years in prison might seem like a short time for adults, but it’s a huge chunk of Milania’s life that she’s now enduring without her father. This deportation order could make a bad situation even worse. Milania concludes her message with a simple, sad tag. “#heartbroken,” she writes. We can imagine so. While Milania is fortunate to have two parents who love her and to live a privileged existence, she still wants her father in her life. And so do her sisters. As we mentioned, Gia Giudice also sent out a call for support in preventing her father’s deportation. Where Milania speaks from the heart, Gia’s passionate words come with a list of compelling arguments. Significantly, she mentions that Joe was brought to the United States at the age of one by his parents. Deporting him to Italy is deporting him from the only country and only home that he has ever known. Italy is a beautiful country, but that doesn’t mean that a person being shipped there upon release from prison would be the same as sending them home. But Milania makes a very important point — deporting him would fracture his family. View Slideshow: Teresa Giudice: Filing For Divorce Once Joe Gets Deported?!
Source: photo: WENN Before her unexpected death in 2011 Amy Winehouse seemed well on her way to international superstardom but like many artists before her the addiction to alcohol and substance abuse derailed her career and ended up being the reason for her too early demise. Now her family is looking to keep her essence alive by embarking on a hologram tour in conjunction with BASE Hologram. Rolling Stone is reporting that the singer’s estate has come to an agreement with the entertainment company to kick off a tour next year that will feature “digitally remastered arrangements of [Winehouse’s] classics” while the hologram “will be backed by a live band, singers and theatrical stagecraft.” After Tupac shook up Coachella back in 2012 via digital hologram, there was talk of a Biggie and even Elvis hologram tour but none of those every came to fruition for whatever reasons. But this seems like it may very well be a go and Amy’s father, Mitch told Rolling Stone that this was a “dream for us.” He went on to add “To see her perform again is something special that really can’t be put into words. Our daughter’s music touched the lives of millions of people and it means everything that her legacy will continue in this innovative and groundbreaking way.” But this won’t just be a tour for the sake of banking off of Amy’s legacy. The hologram tour will also be used to raise money for the Amy Winehouse Foundation which works to stymie young people’s abuse of drugs and alcohol. Sounds kosher to us. No word yet on when the tour will be ready to get on the road but should everything go accordingly we’re all going to be looking at Puff Daddy expecting him to take Biggie’s likeness on the road one last time.
