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Bobby Fischer’s Alleged Daughter — Checkmate

Filed under: Bobby Fischer Forget DNA — The U.S. Chess Federation has an even better way to determine if Bobby Fischer is the daddy of a 9-year-old Filipino girl — see how good she is in the checkmate department. Jim Berry, president of the U.S. Chess Federation, tells TMZ chess… Read more

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Cristiano Ronaldo Becomes a Father; Mother Unknown!

An early World Cup exit may have plunged Cristiano Ronaldo into an existential crisis, but Portugal’s national team captain does have other reasons to smile. The soccer stud announced today that he recently became the father of a baby boy, born in June to an anonymous American – and he has exclusive custody! Unfortunately, the mother is not Kim Kardashian . The news appeared on the website of his employer, Real Madrid, and Ronaldo’s Twitter and Facebook pages, and does not appear to be a hoax … we think. “It is with great joy and emotion that I inform I have recently become a father to a baby boy,” read the statement from Ronaldo, who is 25 and unmarried. HAPPY BABY DADDY : While it’s not surprising in the least that Ronaldo impregnated some random girl, the fact that he has sole custody comes out of nowhere . “With the agreement of the mother, who wishes to remain anonymous, I will have exclusive custody of my son,” added the world’s highest paid soccer star. “I request everyone to fully respect my right to privacy [and that of the child] at least on issues as personal as these are,” Cristiano Ronaldo added. Portuguese newspaper Correio da Manha says Ronaldo’s mother and sisters were completing the paperwork necessary to bring the child to Portugal. Ronaldo, whose penchant for group sex and hookers is as well documented as his on-field mastery, sure knows how to score around a goaltender. Congratulations to the new, proud papa!

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TMZ’s Bikers and Babes Contest — WINNER!

The Daddy & Daughter motorcycle snapshot burned the competition in our “Bikers and Babes” Contest — scoring over $2000 in cash and prizes from Rock N’ Rev Festival in Sturgis, South Dakota! This week’s contest is TMZ’s Kick-Ass Cook-Off Contest –… Read more

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Kristen Stewart Shows Off Her Daddy’s Moves of the Day

There is nothing hot about this Sam Ronson lookin’ bitch, other than the fact that her gutter white trash father used to fuck the shit out of her growing up, because I’ve seen pictures of homie and I know white trash molesters and they look like him….maybe I’m “racial” profiling, because I like to think white trash from the trailer park are their own breed of human, partially because they are the only culture who like wrestling lawn furniture before trying to punch out their baby growing in their 14 year old daughter that they blame one too many Rum and Cokes for and white trash or not, there’s nothing hot about Kristen Stewart, not even the fact that she was sucking her daddy’s dick at a young age, mainly cuz she looks and acts like a dude…but I just thought the fact she’s showing off her dad’s fingering move that used to get her primed a little awkward and uncomfortable, but I guess if she’s okay with the whole getting molested in the outhouse out back than so am I. Pics via Bauer

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Left-Wing Talk Show Host Ed Schultz Lashes Out at MRC/NB Summer Intern

On his June 24 radio show, left-wing host Ed Schultz went on a rant against NewsBusters’ Matt Hadro, who earlier that day wrote a pretty inoffensive piece documenting how Schultz credited President Obama’s $862 billion stimulus package with more than doubling the size of his North Dakota construction firm. Schultz bizarrely (and incorrectly) tried to ridicule the Media Research Center summer intern as a spoiled rich kid. (Audio excerpt here .) Did Mommy and Daddy pay your way to go to school? Are you a little conservative boy that gets all the tax breaks of the top 2 percent rich? Have you ever gotten your hands dirty doing a job, Matt? [employs falsetto voice] ‘Oh, Matty, it’s time for milk and cookies! It’s 4:00, come home now! And here’s some more money. Oh, I think it’s so cute that you’re working for those wonderful conservatives over at Newsbusters. Oh, Matty!’ I’ll bet you that’s exactly who that kid is. What triggered Schultz’s wrath was Hadro’s matter-of-fact reporting of what the talk radio host said on C-SPAN’s Washington Journal on Wednesday: “We’ve gone from eight employees to 20 employees in the past year, because of the stimulus package,” he said of his construction company. “We’ve put some people back to work. There is some growth.” Schultz is evidently quite thin-skinned, since Hadro’s piece included no criticism of the host, his construction company, or the stimulus, but merely recounted what he said on C-SPAN. But the topic obviously struck a nerve, since Schultz lashed out at NewsBusters as “so negative” and “so hateful” in its depiction of him: Tell me, what’s negative about expanding a company?! What’s negative about giving someone a job?! These people are so negative on America, and so hateful of Obama and anybody who has any type of success whatsoever, the mission is to put ’em in light, in bad light, any way they possibly can. Here’s a longer transcript of Schultz’s June 24 fulmination: ED SCHULTZ: Hell, the righties, they’re even upset when we do create jobs. What’s the big deal? Those of you who follow the radio show, I wouldn’t call it a running feud because they’re not worth it, but I do love to point out every time I make NewsBusters, which is Brent Bozell’s right-wing, psycho-analysis, conservative think-tank. They like to, well, they just write a bunch of stuff about me, no matter what it is. (…) I’m on C-SPAN yesterday and I live my life a little bit on the air. It is a fact that this President has done so much for small business, more than anybody else that I can see in recent terms. And our company has gone from eight employees to 18, 20, 22, depending on what’s going on, what the project is! It’s American! It’s risk-taking! It’s what I talk about! And you jerks over at NewsBusters, you never call me, which shows that you’re not journalists. Never have you ever interviewed me. But this is how these conservative psychopaths operate. Tell me, what’s negative about expanding a company?! What’s negative about giving someone a job?! These people are so negative on America and so hateful of Obama and anybody who has any type of success whatsoever, the mission is to put ‘em in light, in bad light, any way they possibly can. So the story reads, “While defending the Obama administration as a champion for small business owners, MSNBC host Ed Schultz revealed that his construction company more than doubled its number of employees in the past year – thanks to the stimulus bill.” Oh! Obama wrote me a check. Is that what it was? Is that the idiot implication there? Anybody who knows anything about jobs in construction knows that you have to bid! But, I think what we’re going to do is, we’re going to check out who Matt Hadro is and we’re going to find out how much money he makes. We’re going to find out if he’s ever written a check for someone else who’s done work for him. We’re going to find out if he is a risk taker! In fact, I’m going to see if I can find out a little bit more about Brent Bozell. What has he ever done other than suck the hind tit off conservatives who want to fuel money right into his conservative think tank. He’s a leech. I’m out there supporting the boys, hiring kids, paying ’em union wages, getting ’em health care, doin’ what I gotta do, growing the company. But because I’m on MSNBC and because I champion for small businesses, they try to cook up some kind of a story like there’s, well, (sarcastically), what’s going on here? Continuing to read it — it’s actually kind of funny, because there’s no new information there. There’s nothing there, other than what I said on C-SPAN. Absolutely nothing there. And I love it. I love the publicity. And I love pointing out who these jerks are, and how poor they are when it comes to research. And Matt Hadro, I’m going to make you a star, buddy. I want to make you a star. I want you to show some spine and be a guest on the Ed Schultz radio show. Hell, I’ll even put you on TV. I can do that too. And let’s debate the stimulus package. And let’s find out what you’re all about. Did mommy and daddy pay your way to go to school? Are you a little conservative boy that gets all the tax breaks of the top 2 percent rich? Have you ever gotten your hands dirty doing a job, Matt? [Pretending to be Matt’s mother] ‘Oh Matty, it’s time for milk and cookies, it’s four o’clock, come home now. And here’s some more money. Oh, I think it’s so cute that you’re working for those wonderful conservatives over at Newsbusters. Oh, Matty!’ I’ll bet you that’s exactly who that kid is. (Laughing) And Matt, I will pay your airfare from wherever the hell you are, at no expense to NewsBusters, I will put you on a plane. Well, better yet, I’ll put you on my plane. And I will take you to our construction site. And I will show you and let you interview the guys who were jobless until they came to work for E. A. Schultz Construction. You know what I’ll even do, Matt? I’ll even open up our books. I’ll show you what we’ve bid on, I’ll show you what we’ve won, I’ll show you what we’ve lost. In fact, if you have a hair on your ass, maybe you’d like to work. Do some real work instead of playing with that computer and throwing up a bunch of hate and half truths and accusations. You see, Matt, I believe in the working people. You don’t. You wanted to vilify our efforts. You want to vilify our investment. You want to put us in a bad light because we are, proudly, a liberal construction company! That actually pays people!

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Random Celebrity Sighting of the Week: Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt

Upon first glance, we were taken aback when we saw photos of Ali Fedotowsky and Jennifer Love Hewitt hanging out last night. Incredibly, both beauties attended Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood and got along like old pals, exchanging phones numbers so they could “hang out again soon,” Hewitt said. But the more one thinks about these two, the more their friendship makes perfect sense. With the obvious exception of Jake Pavelka (you’re in your own stratosphere, buddy, don’t worry), what other celebrities profit as much from their failed love life as Ali and Jennifer? Ali will soon pretend to fall for a guy on The Bachelorette and then make new headlines a few months from now when they break up and she sells her tale of heartbreak to the nearest tabloid. Hewitt, meanwhile, doesn’t even have a show any longer. She remains relevant by whining about her love life . Similarities aside, we must ask: Between Ali and JLH, who would you rather…

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Jennifer Aniston: It’s (Not Even Close to) Baby Time!

Slow news week? Check. Fake Jennifer Aniston baby news? Check! DO NOT BUY OK! Magazine . Please. Save your money, and send a message to the celebrity gossip publication’s editors that they need to work a little harder. Seriously, you’d think by the 12th time of fabricating Jennifer Aniston’s “baby plans,” they’d at least try to think of some NEW lies to vaguely relay to us … YES, I’M HAVING A BABY … said some friend of hers . The mag hilariously promises a sneak peek at an interview “everybody is going to be talking about.” What is there to talk about, other than it’s completely untrue? The article contains exclusive details regarding these topics: What the star is doing to prepare Why Jen’s finally ready now Who the daddy might be Our theories: aggressive sexuality , she’s not, and nobody. There, we just saved your time and money. You’re welcome. Get it together, OK! Can’t you make stuff up about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt sneaking around behind Angelina Jolie’s back – that would at least be a moderately interesting lie.

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Tiger Banner Pilot: I Was Grounded by the FBI

Filed under: Tiger Woods , TMZ Sports The pilot who flew the ” Tiger: Are You My Daddy ? ” banner over the US Open golf tournament last weekend was supposed to make a second run — but dude claims the FBI shut down the flight.

Emmy Rossum in Her Leg Warmers of the Day

Who the fuck is Emmy Rossum and why is she wearing this shit, but more importantly why is she named after the most coveted award in TV. Were her parents trying to trick her into working in Hollywood at a young age or is it just her nickname..it turns out she doesn’t have parents, she’s from a single mother household, which means one beautiful and amazing thing I can never get enough of….Daddy issues…. I don’t know why she is dressed like some weird Asian circus performer…. all she needs is some balls to juggle….in her mouth…. but it’s not a fetish to me, if anything I hate the shorts over pantyhose bullshit without the stupid leg warmers…so just adding another layer of stupidity to an already stupid outfit is just fucking annoying…. I figure if she had a father, things woulda worked out different for her….you know she’d be a little more stable and wouldn’t try so hard to get old men to notice her… Either way, I dig Jewish pussy when it looks good even in stupid outfits and not like some mutant inbred shit, so here is Emmy Rossum…in a stupid outfit….even though I prefer my daddy issues on stripper poles, showing off their dad-less fuck holes… Pics via Bauer

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Not His Cub: DNA Tests Nixes Tiger Woods Love Child Allegations By Devon James

The notion that Tiger Woods knocked up porn star Devon James years ago would not be far-fetched at this point, but a DNA test has apparently disproved it. Claims by one of the golfer’s many, many mistresses that she gave birth to Tiger Woods’ love child now appear bogus thanks to a test performed in 2002. The DNA test was conducted to determine paternity of Devon James’ son Austin T. James as part of “an ongoing child support battle,” according to TMZ . A 29-year-old porn star claimed Woods was the daddy, leaked a photo of the kid and said Austin’s middle initial is a secret tribute to the golfer she loved. Meanwhile, another mistress, Theresa Rogers , says she had Woods’ baby in 2004 and negotiated a multimillion-dollar settlement to keep it under wraps. Stay tuned on that one. But he’s in the clear when it comes to Devon James’ son, at least. The kid does look lot like Tiger, BTW, but alas. Sorry Austin. SPANKED : We don’t doubt that Tiger Woods put it to Devon James, but it seems her bid to shake him down with a fake love child have been whacked. Go science.

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