Here is my favorite latina super MILF Sofia Vergara strutting her stuff at the premiere of that annoying movie, New Year’s Eve , that all the girls are going to force their boyfriends to go see and then want to recreate some cheesy scene on december 31st instead of just letting them go out and get hammered with their boys. These kinds of movies make having a girlfriend a pain in the ass. Anyhow, Sofia would never do that to me, she’s perfect. Although I don’t think I’d like to see her angry, those latinas are fiery.
Coldplay, Girls and Lykke Li also among year’s best, but Yuck’s self-titled debut tops this MTV News writer’s list. By Gil Kaufman Kanye West and Jay-Z Photo: The Washington Post/Getty Images Year-end album lists are kind of like going to a high school reunion: You feel obligated to do it, you way overthink things and nobody wants to show up with an unfashionable look that nobody else is rocking. Some people reach for an obscurity to up their cred or go with the big, dumb, obvious choice to avoid making waves and be down with the cool kids. When asked to only pick one album from 2011, I just prefer to cheat. That’s why I’ll mention that I was way into things like Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne for its brash, bombastic rap supremacy; Coldplay’s Mylo Xyloto for its willingness to take chances; and the truly excellent old-school/new-school fire of reggae icon Jimmy Cliff’s Tim-Armstrong-produced Sacred Fire EP. Lykke Li’s subtly moving, deceptively funky Wounded Rhymes did it for me, as did My Morning Jacket’s always brain-expanding sound on Circuital. EMA’s brain-buzzing, reverb-flooded Past Life and Martyred Saints did the trick, along with tUnE-yArDs’ kitchen-sink, jungle-funking Whokill. Hell, I might even mention that I couldn’t put down Girls’ seductively simple Father, Son, Holy Ghost, James Blake’s trancy self-titled debut or Wu Lyf’s gruff, confounding Go Tell Fire to the Mountain. But while all excellent, none of those are my top album of the year. That honor goes to London shoegazer revivalists Yuck, whose self-titled debut album was like a time machine back to my indie-rock musical youth. As much as I love listening to new artists make the most of modern technology and blaze trails, this year I was drawn to albums by bands like the Dum Dum Girls and Yuck, which pay homage to such college-rock forebearers as My Bloody Valentine, Pavement, Jesus and Mary Chain, Sparklehorse, Dinosaur Jr. and Sonic Youth. Songs like Yuck’s, yes, soothing “Soothe Me” and the druggy ripsaw guitar boogie of “Holing Out,” with its briefly spiraling solo and dreamy multi-tracked vocals, just speak to the club jockey in me. I haven’t had a chance to see Yuck live yet, but listening to their music feels like beer-soaked floors, sweaty front-of-stage scrums, ringing ears and watery mixed drinks. They’re in no hurry on “Georgia,” plugging along on tambourines and blown-out double guitar boogie, as vocalist Ilana Blumberg seductively sings beneath the bramble of noise about dreams and love confusion. Yeah, it’s often a slapdash-seeming mess (“Rubber”) or a bit too precious in its love of all things Smashing Pumpkins (“Milkshake”), but that was the noise-pop alley I felt like lurking in this year. Share your favorite albums of 2011 in the comments below! We’ll be rolling out more MTV News writers’ album of the year picks all week. In the meantime, check out MTV’s Best of 2011 coverage! Related Videos Welcome To Jay-Z And Kanye West’s ‘Watch The Throne’ Week Related Artists Kanye West Jay-Z
Everybody who is into reality television knows who Natalie Nunn is. She’s a former star of Bad Girls Club who has parlayed her five seconds of fame into a career a la Kim Kardashian. She recently was in New York City talking to Power 105.1′s The Breakfast Club. Outspoken radio DJ, Charlamagne Tha God went in on the reality star about her public persona and condemned her for squandering her degree from USC by going on a reality show for the money. Natalie Nunn threw some subtle shots at the ladies of Love & Hip Hop , but refused to name names. Nunn said she was in the midst of writing a book about her life to which Charlamagne asked, “For what? To show how basic b**ches can go to USC, waste their degree, and get famous? ” He continued to slander her life and career choices. Whose side are you on? RELATED POSTS: Bad Girls Club Star Makes Ratchet Music Video! [VIDEO] Natalie Nunn Goes In!: Wiz Khalifa, Amber Rose, Fabolous & Kissing Lil’ Kim [EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW] Did Lil Kim Kiss Natalie Nunn On The Lips? [PHOTO]
Wow. Jessica Simpson was never exactly lacking in the chestal region, but man. Pregnancy is offering even more enhancement in more departments than just the belly. The star stepped out today with sister Ashleeeeeee and nephew Bronx Mowgli, named for a borough of New York City and a Jungle Book character. Nice work Ash. In any case, Jess looked happy, displaying the boy and her girls for all to see. Jess has had no problem showing off her body since she confirmed she and Eric Johnson are expecting … or ever, for that matter. Why start now, we suppose. This takes it to a new level, though. Is she purposely wearing tops from when she was 18? If so, nice. Avert your eyes, Bronx. Eh, it’s already too late. Enjoy. [Photos: Fame Pictures]
DJ A-Kidd and Kid DJ Face are kids, but they don’t play when it comes to putting in work as DJs. Take a look at these young bucks flexing their developing DJ skills. And vote in the poll below to let us know which one has the brightest future. RELATED POSTS: BET’s Master Of The Mix DJ Supastar Talks DJ Camp For Girls [EXCLUSIVE] DJ D-Nice: “I Used To Cut Scott La Rock’s Hair” [EXCLUSIVE] DJ A-Kidd Kid DJ Face
DJ A-Kidd and Kid DJ Face are kids, but they don’t play when it comes to putting in work as DJs. Take a look at these young bucks flexing their developing DJ skills. And vote in the poll below to let us know which one has the brightest future. RELATED POSTS: BET’s Master Of The Mix DJ Supastar Talks DJ Camp For Girls [EXCLUSIVE] DJ D-Nice: “I Used To Cut Scott La Rock’s Hair” [EXCLUSIVE] DJ A-Kidd Kid DJ Face
I actually watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night while enjoying a few golden lagers, and I’ve got to say I was a little disappointed. Not with all the hotness, I was in a constant semi-erect state throughout the entire thing, but with the censorship. Apparently here in North America we’re all such prudes that we can’t even look at a woman’s butt on television. CBS actually blurred them out. And these weren’t giant Wal*Mart shopper butts either, these were some of the best asses the world has to offer. It was ridiculous. Especially because they had a whole segment of the show where the girls showed off pictures of themselves as children wearing bikinis or going topless. So half naked children is alright, but the bottom of a grown woman’s ass cheeks is unacceptable. Are we all a bunch of morons now? What’s happen to us? Anyhow, here are a few shots of the hotties at the viewing party. Watch out, you might see a little cleavage. more pictures of Victoria’s Secret models here
I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.
The second, scripted season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York kicked off last night, and was impossible to take at face value, given the drama of the past few months. Because of the overexposure of Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, and the demise of her marriage to Kris Humphries, every scene of this nonsense takes on new meaning. That said, let’s break down the season premiere, THG plus-minus style, as we run down the many signs that Kim’s fake marriage was headed for a 72-day flame out: Hilariously, the show begins with celebrity gossip magazine covers and TV reports discussing the end of their union, weeks before Kim actually left him. Plus 19 . “You’re my wife now. It’s going to take a lot to get rid of me.” – Kris. LOL. Dude, these people do whatever the hell they want and it’s all for ratings. Minus 50 . Kim and Kris call each other “husband” and “wifey.” Cute. Plus 5 . Living together? Not so cute. They had never done so before, and it shows, as Kim like things neater than Kris, who could really give a f–k. “When I see a messy room, it literally ruins my day,” Kim says. Literally . Minus 28 . “I can’t live with Kris,” she says to her sister. “He’s such a slob.” Good thing she found out they were incompatible before they got married! Oh wait. Minus 31 . The producers set Kris up for a nervous breakdown, and while we feel bad for the guy, it’s a lot of fun to watch at times. Like when he arrives home to find Kourtney doing nude yoga with a naked dude and a few other girls. Plus 30 . Kourt tries to fake apologize for the scripted setup. Why bother? Minus 4 . “I’m excited to be Mason’s uncle.” – Kris. Plus 5 , because he was probably sincere, but once again, E! made him live with the kid, in an adjacent room no less. “It’s important to me that Kris bonds with Mason. He’s going to be a really good dad someday.” – Kim Kardashian . Read: Just not with my kids . Minus 12 . As Kim whines about her career obligations, Kris observes, “Baby, by the time you have kids, no one will probably care about you.” Plus 100 , because that probably sealed the divorce right there. Don’t ever call her irrelevant! At a welcome to New York party thrown in Kim and Kris’ honor, the latter obviously does not want to be there. Plus 8 for the fact that this makes Kris more human to us, but Minus 17 , because what did he expect here? “You care about that. I don’t give a f–k.” – Kris, re: everything. Plus 14 . We forgot Scott Disick is also on this show. What a douche. Minus 40 . Despite playing for the New Jersey Nets (he’s now a free agent ) last year, Kris does not really like New York! “It’s hard getting adjusted,” he says. “Everything in New York is screwing me up.” Namely his INSANE new in-laws. Plus 10 . And then the bomb: “I love you so much,” he tells Kim, before peacing out of NYC to train in his native Minnesota. Shades of things to come. Minus 15 . Kim notes, in a moment of reflection, as if trying to convince herself, that “I should definitely be supportive of my husband.” Yes you should. And enter into marriage for the right reasons and actually work hard on it. Minus 50 . She appreciates that Kris supports her career, whatever that is. Minus 12 . Kris tucks her in bed like he did the first time E! told him to when they first started dating and tells Kim he is grateful to get the hell out loves her. Plus 7 . An online petition calling for E! to cancel this krap has more than 168,000 signers. After this hour, you can make it 168,001. Plus 13 for starting that. EPISODE TOTAL: -59 .
My name is Maria and never in a million years did I think I would EVER be writing one of these MBE. On November 23rd, my dreams came true. Justin performed on the Today Show that day. I can’t even begin to tell you how much seeing him in concert for the first time meant to me. I’ve waited almost 2 years to finally see him, and I really could not have asked for a better experience. I got to New York City at 10am, the day before and was in line by 11am. I almost died when I saw I was around 40th in line out of the 1,000 more people that would later show up! I met the mother that Justin tweeted about, who flew in from Virginia to be first in line! She was there almost 2 days before me waiting outside. For the next 23 hours I sat outside in the non-stop pouring rain, all to see Justin! The police wouldn’t let us use tents, so I had nothing but an umbrella and a tarp to lay under. But there was definitely some surprises along the way! At about 4pm, SCOOTER BRAUN, the reason Justin is such a huge part of my life, arrived. He walked up and down the line meeting all the fans. He was so relaxed and calm and seemed really thankful for all the fans. When it was my turn to meet him, I completely froze up. I didn’t know what to say! I started rambling about how much he means to mean and how thankful I am for him and Justin and how he changed my life so much. He replied “That’s so sweet. But you have no idea how much you guys have changed mine! Thank you for everything!” I died realizing I just talked to Scooter Braun! We got pictures and he signed stuff. When he was leaving, I tapped him on the shoulder and gave him a piece of paper with my Twitter on it and asked if he could please give it to Justin. He said, “Sure, don’t worry. I’ll make sure he gets it!”. Then I started crying, realizing there was a chance Justin would notice me. Scooter left and we all went back to camping out. About 4 hours later, my friends and I decided to go for a walk. A few minutes later, we heard LOUD screams. We started running toward them, only to find hundreds and hundreds of crying girls. We asked everyone what was happening and they said JUSTIN had just been there! We missed him! We all started crying, knowing we missed our only time to see him! We talked to all the girls who met him, and one of them even got a kiss from him! We got so depressed and I really didn’t understand how I missed my chance! 16 hours later, and it was FINALLY time to go in to see Justin. It was absolutely crazy going in, and a few people got trampled! At first, I didn’t really have that good of a view. But I didn’t care, I was seeing my idol, and that was all that mattered! All of a sudden, everyone started screaming. I looked up on stage and Justin was walking on for soundcheck! I really am not exaggerating when I say I almost passed out. He started warming up and singing little parts of songs. He was showing off so much, like doing tricks with the microphone. It was just unreal. He told everyone he couldn’t wait to perform and that he would see them soon and then he walked off. When the Today Show started it was just chaos. Justin was performing at the end of the show, so everyone got to watch the newscasters do the show. It was really cool being able to see them in person! Finally, it was Justin’s turn! Everyone literally went crazy! He performed Never Say Never and it was absolutely amazing. At this point, I was still toward the back, so I didn’t really get to see him that well and I only caught glimpses of him here and there. By the second song, I had managed to push my way all the way to the runway and I was literally leaning aganist the stage almost! Him and Usher (OMG) performed Chestnuts and that was also amazing. When Justin started singing Mistletoe, he came on the runway for the first time since I had gotten so close to the stage. I was literally 2 feet from him and I just started sobbing. He is so perfect in person I didn’t even know what to do with myself. I know everyone says that, but he is absolutely flawless in person. During the last song, he came out on the runway for a while and touched all the fans hands. He missed mine, but he touched the girl next to me and I was really happy for her because she literally was like dead on the ground, it was so cute. When the concert was over, I cried for a while and then realized Justin was probably leaving the building! We sprinted to the front doors and waited and waited and waited. Police kept telling us to keep moving and that everyone already left, but we refused to believe them! Lucky for us a few minutes later, Scooter, Carin, and Kenny came out! They said thank you to all the fans for coming out and that they hope to see everyone soon! Everyone kept asking if Justin was coming, and they said no, so things cleared out pretty fast! After that day, I slept for one day straight, considering I only got like 20 minutes of sleep camping out. However, I couldn’t have asked for a better experience. I know I didn’t meet Justin that day for a reason, and someday it will be my turn. Seeing Justin in person is something I never thought would happen to me, and it really did prove to me that anything is possible! So to everyone who didn’t get their chance yet, NEVER SAY NEVER because your day will come! Justin, I love you so much. Thank you for changing my life. I’m proud to say I’m a belieber and I will be until the very end! – @kkkidrauhl See the original post here: My name is Maria and never in a million years did I think I…
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