The Jersey Shore’s JWoWW isn’t exactly known for her posterior, we’re all much more interested in those big man-made breasts, but that seems to be all I’ve got for you today. I don’t know what she’s doing, I guess moving into her new spin-off show with Snooki, but it’s a reality TV star bending over and that’s good enough for me. We’re not exactly picky over here.
Councilman Gentile leading the protest against “Brooklyn 11223” Elected officials and community members rallied against the upcoming reality show “Brooklyn 11223” this afternoon, lambasting the show as demeaning to women and calling on the Oxygen network to take it off the air. Councilman Vinnie Gentile, who organized the event, told The Politicker the show “hit such a nerve in Bay Ridge and we had… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Politicker Discovery Date : 24/02/2012 20:13 Number of articles : 2
Billy Bob Thornton ’s Jayne Mansfield’s Car , screening in competition here at the Berlinale , is a sprawl of a movie, wonderful in some small, intimate ways but confounding when you step back to look at the bigger picture. This is a multi-generational family story set in late-1960s Alabama: A curmudgeonly patriarch, played by Robert Duvall, learns that his ex-wife, who’d long ago decamped to England to marry another man, has died; he’s forced to open his home to the second husband (John Hurt) and his two children when they arrive in the United States for the funeral. Duvall’s three sons, all veterans of the second World War, include Robert Patrick, who served but never saw action; Kevin Bacon, who worked as a medic and now, at the height of the Vietnam War protest, has become a pot-smoking peacenik; and Thornton, a former pilot whose mind has been addled by his wartime experience. Duvall also has a daughter, played by the gifted actress Katharine LaNasa (who may be best known for her work on TV shows like Big Love ), a flirtatious blonde who feels she sometimes gets lost in this family of strong and/or confused and/or ineffectual men. In fact, there’s a lot of “and/or” in Jayne Mansfield’s Car . (The title refers to the wrecked vehicle in which the Hollywood bombshell died in 1967, which makes its way to Duvall’s town as a morbid curio.) Thornton and cowriter Tom Epperson try to cram in so many relationship dynamics that the ensuing conflicts begin to lose significance. Duvall resents Hurt; Duvall’s sons all resent their father. Characters have crushes that amount to nothing, to the point where you wonder what these developments are even doing in the story. And while these disparate family members have been brought together by a death, no one, not even her own children, has much to say about the woman who has just died – she’s a screenwriter’s device in a handy casket. It doesn’t help that the three brothers, particularly Bacon’s character, are weirdly anachronistic for World War II vets. In 1969, most of those guys weren’t smoking pot or otherwise acting like petulant teenagers; at around age 50, they would have been, or would have been expected to be, certified grown-up men. This is the first picture Thornton has directed in 11 years – the last was the 2001 comedy Daddy and Them – and he isn’t fully in control of this messy, unfocused material. But he does have some terrific actors in his corner: Hurt and Duvall, in particular, are great fun to watch. But what struck me most about Jayne Mansfield’s Car – and it’s the single biggest reason to see the movie – is Thornton’s performance. This is the part that actors who work as directors usually mess up: They can’t direct themselves. (There are notable exceptions, of course, like Orson Welles or Laurence Olivier, but who wants to try to measure up to them ?) Yet Thornton is so relaxed here, and so believably befuddled, that your heart reaches out to him. There’s something extremely vulnerable-looking about Billy Bob: That too-big head on that too-skinny body (which now, at middle age, also features a slight, real-live-person paunch, as opposed to chiseled movie-star abs). He’s superb in an awkwardly tender seduction scene with Frances O’Connor (who plays his late mother’s English stepdaughter) – he stands before her literally and figuratively stripped down, his emotions distilled into something so intense and beautiful that it’s almost painful to watch. I suppose, after playing a scene like that, an actor-director could easily enough watch the playback and say, “Yep, that works.” But can Thornton himself really see how wonderful it is? Particularly in the midst of a movie that, scene for scene, doesn’t really work? Maybe the performance comes from a place where objective assessment recedes and instinct takes over. However it happened, it’s a small, sturdy miracle. Read more of Movieline’s Berlinale coverage here . Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Good news, Pauly Shore fans! Hot on the heels of his recent appearance in last fall’s Bucky Larson: Born to Be A Star , the Weasel himself is heading back to the spotlight with a new feature comedy about a Jersey Shore -style guido wrongly accused of murder who’s forced to hide out in the country, where he develops a knack for bootlegging moonshine. It’s called — simply, poetically — Whiskey Business . What’s that? Tell you MORE?? Developed by CMT and airing March 25 on the cable network, Whiskey Business sees Shore pile on the fake tanner and douchebag airs as “Nicky, (Pauly Shore), the son of New Jersey’s most powerful crime boss. Nicky is supposed to follow in his father’s footsteps, but he’d much rather DJ and mix cocktails at a local club.” Who wouldn’t? “When Nicky is framed for murder he didn’t commit, he goes on the run to escape the law and ends up in a small Tennessee town where he sticks out like a sore thumb. Nicky brings some Jersey Shore to the Deep South and is treated with Southern Hospitality and is befriended by a cast of characters, including country cougar Trina (Tanya Tucker). At first Nicky is as suspicious of the townspeople’s moonshine as they are of his fake tan, but he soon bonds with the residents to take down Gilly (John Schneider), the town’s corrupt sheriff.” I know what you’re thinking: How have we survived this long as a people without a movie called Whiskey Business , let alone the historical meeting of the MTV-spawned Pauly and Jersey Shores? (Fun fact: There is one movie listed on IMDb about wacky pet shenanigans called Frisky Business and another involving naughty bondage, but no other Whiskey Business to date.) I don’t know, either, but I do know that these behind-the-scenes photos and stills Shore posted to his Facebook fan page during filming (including the Saddest. Fist bump. Ever. ) only make this even more of a must-DVR occasion. In a press release, Mary Beth Cunin, SVP Programming Strategy at CMT, explained the move to produce an original Shore vehicle. “Pauly Shore is a CMT fan-favorite and we’re thrilled to be in business with him on this movie… Pauly’s movie Son In Law is one of CMT’s top performers, so to find a new vehicle to showcase his talent and popularity is an exciting opportunity.” Ah, Son in Law . Suddenly it all makes even more sense. Looks like Shore’s on his way to being “the West Coast’s Woody Allen” after all! [ Deadline , Facebook ]
Somebody call Tila Tequila , because we’re about to make a fortune in pint-size lesbian reality TV star porn! Jersey Shore guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gets a lot of flack from haters online (and on TV, and in magazines…) but we’re willing to bet there are plenty of men out there who would plunk down cold, hard cash to see her chow down on an Egg McMuff. And according to a new interview with The Huffington Post , she’s down: “I would consider myself bi,” Snooki says. “I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.” Think we could pay her in pickles? Slather on some self-tanner and get an eyeful of slop tarts with Jersey Shore here at MrSkin.com!
There’s one thing I like about Eva Mendes…and that is her tits….o wait…there are two things I like about Eva Mendes….and those are her tits…yes we’ve gone over that one all ready….and her willingness to show her tits cuz without a willingness to show her tits…her tits are practically useless in a “If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” kinda way….and despite popular belief or what Jersey Shore and club girls everywhere tell you…there are a group of girls who hide their massive tits from the world…only to let them be seen by their husbands or the dudes they are fucking…sure most of those bitches are religious…but still a waste of a good rack…. That said, I figure Mendes knows that there are 100,000,000 hispanics in America…50% probably women….10% probably hot women…8 percent probably working as strippers….who would love her gig…so she’s gotta keep the film industry happy…or she’ll just get replaced…. Here are her titties doing cleavage in some magazine…
Seriously, forget all of those girls currently on Jersey Shore, Snookie, Jwoww, Angelina and whoever else and check out the Real Girls of the Shore Continue reading →
Thank god for Implants…at least I know J.Woww does….because without them, she’d be a nobody…a nothing…she would have never been hired as a bar tender and would never made it onto Jersey Shore to play off the troll with a big ridiculous personality while giving guys something to kinda want to fuck strictly based on comparison alone… Here she is showing off some ridiculous cleavage at the Super Bowl…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
‘There’s no truth’ to reports that she and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are expecting a child, rep tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena Snooki Photo: MTV At this point, Kristin Cavallari stands as the only MTV reality starlet expecting a bundle of joy. On Wednesday (February 1), a rumor began to spread that “Jersey Shore” star Snooki is pregnant with her first child. But those rumors, it seems, are false. “There’s no truth to the reports,” a rep for the MTV star told MTV News. So, what led everyone to believe that Snooki might be a mom very soon? Well, a source close to the star reportedly told Radaronline.com that she and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle (who is featured on the show) had been telling only close friends and family that they were expecting a baby. “She’s been telling people that she has a big announcement coming,” the source said, adding that the baby may have been a story line in the upcoming Snooki/JWoww spin-off. For now, Snooki’s lovable onscreen antics will remain baby-free. In a recent interview with MTV News, she opened up about season five of “Jersey Shore,” which finds the crew back in their native Seaside Heights, New Jersey, battling their usual set of drama, partying it up Jersey-style and — in a more serious moment — momentarily bidding housemate Vinny goodbye . “I think in Italy it was all drama because we missed home and obviously some people were stirring up unnecessary, fake rumors in the house,” Snooki told MTV News about this season. “So when we get back to Jersey, you’re gonna see that pan out more.” Related Videos Jersey Shore (Season 5) | Ep. 4 | Highlights Jersey Shore | After Hours | Ep. 502 Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 4) | Snooki