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Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass Crack of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba playing mom to her kid since she is a mom now…not that you even remember who Jessica Alba is because she’s wronged you by taking the pregnancy plunge and quickly became insignificant….. Which is crazy because her career relied on being the young, hot, half spic pussy who didn’t have a kid so everyone wanted a piece of, fantasizing about trying to give her a kid, but she let her emotions get the best of her and figured she had already made enough money if her career would end and knew she could afford to fade into obscurity if that was the worse case scenario, as long as she was locked into her man who was going to leave her prior to the pregnancy for life, but she is the kind of cunt who probably had an ego that didn’t even let her believe that her career would ever dry up, I mean she was the MTV award winner of best actor at least 10 times….i Either way, like the hot moms on my street who worked back into their stripper bodies, bending their stripper bodies in a variety of hot positions while tending to their half-black stripper offspring, I like to watch but what do you don’t see in these pictures is her violated vagina lips dragging on the city sidewalk….she’s probably thanking god for pants…but I know I’m not… Pics via Bauer

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Halle vs. Jessica vs. Jessica: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Halle Berry , Jessica Alba , Jessica Biel , Who'd You Rather? Halle Berry , Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba all took part in the EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women. Question is … Read more

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Totally Random Juries Hand Out Tribeca 2010 Hardware

Jessica Alba took the night off from her fiery culinary adventures to join the rest of the Tribeca Film Festival’s random jurors on awards night. The festival handed out more than $150,000 in cash prizes to an international array of filmmakers, with the German entry When We Leave picking up the top narrative award and additional hardware for best actress Sibel Kekilli. The superb relationship drama-surveillance thriller (really!) Monogamy won the prize for Best New York Narrative; watch for it if/when it comes to a festival/theater near you. The full list of winners s after the jump — congrats to all.

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UFC Undisputed 2010 Game Download

THQ has released their latest game for Playstation 3 and Xbox, UFC Undisputed 2010. The release date of the game is today April 29, 2010. To download the UFC Undisputed 2010 Game, please follow the link below. Download UFC Undisputed 2010 Game UFC Undisputed 2010 Game Download is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Happy Birthday, Jessica Alba!

She might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her: She’s a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor. Chinese women really want to look like her . Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera. Alba turns 29 today and we’d like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won’t you do the same? Below, we’ve posted a photo montage of Jessica, as there’s only one gift we can think of for a star that has everything: thousands of readers drooling over her beauty. Enjoy! Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!

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Jessica Alba Gets Fresh With Kate Hudson

Here are Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson getting a little touchy feely at the premiere of The Killer Inside Me . I’m no killer but I would get inside either one of these beauties. That was a tasteless joke, let me get back to me original story about Jessica grabbing Kate in the vagina. Pretend lesbianism is so hot. Thanks to the internet, I’m pretty sure this is what the kids are calling first base these days. Well done girls.

5 Fake Movies That Should Be Real

Danny Trejo fans, rejoice! All seventeen of you. The long-awaited Machete will finally reach theaters on September 3. For those of you who don’t remember, Machete was Robert Rodriguez’s fake trailer for Grindhouse that the director made into a real movie with real stars (Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and Movieline favorite, Steven Segal , all appear alongside Trejo). Anyway, since Hollywood is clearly out of ideas — cough, Mighty Mouse — it seemed like a perfect time to go find some other fake trailers that could be turned into real movies. After the jump, the five that would have the best chance at box office success.

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AnnaLynne McCord: Dude Looks Like A Lady

AnnaLynne McCord has her moments where she just looks amazing, especially if she’s wearing a little pink bikini … This is not one of those moments. Here she is looking like a dude in drag with a cheap wig walking the streets of LA the other day. I’m not into tranny’s, but if I was and I ordered this one off the internet, I’d have to send it back. I don’t even think Eddie Murphy would pick this one up. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

How Totally Random are This Year’s Tribeca Film Festival Juries?

Answer: Pretty totally random! Tribeca today sent over a release announcing 35 jurors for its 2010 festival, ranging from Oscar winners to a Twitter co-founder to a State Department member to Jessica Alba, Zach Braff Aaron Eckhart, and Alicia Keys — in no particular order, and not quite where you’d likely expect them to show up. It hardly seems right that they’d snub Movieline’s distinguished staff on our birthday , but there’s always next year. Speaking for myself, I’d give up a chair for Brooke Shields or America Ferrera any day. The rest, though… you really must see it to believe it.

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Jessica Simpson Shines On

Jessica Simpson showed up to Good Housekeeping Magazine’s 125th Anniversary party in NYC in an iridescent strapless mini dress.