Chris Brown recently revealed 25 fun facts about himself to Us Weekly, including some very interesting revelations about life, love and parenting. The primary takeaways from the magazine’s feature on the R&B star? Trying to figure out what goes on in his head is useless; In many ways he is a walking, talking contradiction; He may not know the meaning of certain words. There are some nice ones, like “I bought my mom a $1 million dollar house when I was 15 years old” and “I love dancing with my daughter Royalty .” Chris also owns 14 Burger Kings, although he doesn’t eat beef, directs all his own music videos, got his first tattoo at 13, and so on and so forth. Brown was kind enough to reveal 25 facts about himself that most people don’t know, and by “kind,” we mean “inconsiderate and hurtful.” But then it just got weird. “I’m the only singer who has been incarcerated and had a No. 1 record at the same time,” he reveals, as though this were a feather in his cap. (The song was ” Loyal .”) Oh, and “When I was 6, I witnessed a relative attempt suicide.” He left out the fact that he lost his virginity at age 8 , but dude’s childhood explains a lot. We’re not saying Breezy isn’t responsible for his many misdeeds, but upbringing plays a huge role. Then he gets even more deep. And disturbed. “I paint monsters that are mirror images of people’s negative views of me,” he adds. “I smile a lot because this world doesn’t allow for people to cry.” Seriously? Finally, for his very last fact on Us Weekly’s “25 Things” feature , Chris delivers the coup de grace: “I think the best thing God created was a woman.” Comment rendered unnecessary, but if he’s capable of doing the things he does to the finest thing God can create, that sort of sums up his psyche. Good thing he also reveals he speaks with a pastor and a therapist on a regular basis, because their services are clearly needed and then some.
Agnes Hedengard is a pretty hot model from who the fuck cares..she’s in her underwear…and she’s been not getting work because she’s too big…so she decided to make a viral video about the absurdity of it all, because her butt is too big…her ass is too big…and clients want nothing to do with her because she needs to be thinner… Typical Fatty…complaining about everything, always being loud and annoying and whining…fucking fat people… I don’t believer her….I call this a strategy to get noticed…to get work…and it worked…she’s translated the video into two languages – making excuses for not getting work she knows people will freak out over because it is ridiculous…you know generate a buzz, create an uprising, be the figurehead to stand out from all the other instagram models who think they are models…. She should probably become a plus sized model…because that’s what all the agencies that have spent 50 years telling skinny girls they are fat, are now celebrating because it is “In”….hypocrites.. Most interesting in all this is that Kate Upton is still not considered a plus sized model, despite being fatter than all plus sized model…it’s a shit industry, it’s not a real job, who cares… Here are some of her instagram pics..being fat… The post Agnes Hedengard is Too Fat To Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 and her black rapper boyfriend who already has a kid has sang about penetrating her has the world lost interest in her? Can they see her for the puppet that she was bred to be, but more importantly can they see a 35 year old sugar baby looking face on a sloppy body, that may or may not be a tranny…. She’s not hot, she’s not exciting, she’s not interesting…yet they have her posing in bathing suits like she is, because I guess the “urban” market loves it..because they love anything rich, once wet, now brown, despite being white, thanks to the family being on giant identity crisis navigating to stay relevant and it is working.. I get it, when she’s under 18, illegal to fuck, she becomes more interesting in her slutty booty pics…but the day she turned 18, I am sure we can all agree all that deflated, she got sloppy, her face old and saggy and even these bathing suit pics, uninteresting and basic… I’ll post them anyway….you know keep the momentum alive…but know I don’t think this garbage matters… The post Kylie Jenner Weird Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
N*Sync! Backstreet Boys! 98 Degrees! These 90s boy bands defined a decade, but sadly, none of them stood the test of time. (Okay, so *technically* the Backstreet Boys have never broken up and have been together for 22 years. Technically.) While reboots and reunion tours abound among the former imaginary flames of teenage girls everywhere. (Seriously. Don't even pretend you didn't dream of marrying Justin Timberlake. Or that a tiny part of your once-teenage heart didn't die the day he married Jessica Biel.) While some members rose to fame, others felt their stars fall rapidly from the sky, and we all watched it happen. Check out this gallery to find out where these 90s boy band members are now! 1. Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake, arguably the most famous member to come from N*Sync, also became (totally not arguably) the hottest. He learned to deal with that seriously curly hair of his and realized that bleaching his locks blonde was NOT a good look for him. At all. Thank the celebrity gods. Timberlake launched a successful solo career after N*Sync “took a break” from group performances, starred in a few B-list movies, dated Cameron Diaz, and then settled down with Jessica Biel before embarking on the greatest role of his life: Dad. 2. Chris Kirkpatrick N*Sync’s Chris Kirkpatrick traded his crazy hair for a pair of golf clubs and an appearance as a contestant on CMT’s second season of Gone Country. He ultimately lost to Sebastian Bach, but he gave it his best shot. 3. Joey Fatone Joey Fatone, oh ye of the unfortunate last name, is probably the second most famous former member of N*Sync. (Some would say that role belongs to J.C. Chasez. Some would be wrong.) Joey continued a career in entertainment following the demise of the band that made him a celebrity. He’s had stints hosting game shows and performed with great success on Dancing With the Stars. 4. Lance Bass Lance Bass turned his musical talents from the studio to the stage following N*Sync’s break-up. He took over the role of Corny Collins in the Broadway production of Hairspray in August of 2007, just one year after coming out on the cover of People magazine and receiving the Visibility Award from the Human Rights Campaign in 2006. Then Bass trained to be a cosmonaut in hopes of securing a seat on the TMA-1 space station mission, but his sponsors all backed out. He married Michael Turchin in 2014 in the first same-sex marriage ceremony to be aired on national television. 5. JC Chasez JC Chasez, whom fellow groupmate Timberlake dubbed “the best singer of us all,” released a solo album in 2004 but it debuted to little success. Eventually, his second album was scrapped as his relationship with Jive Records ended. Now he works behind the scenes in the music industry writing songs for artists such as American Idol alum David Archuletta and, shockingly, his former competition the Backstreet Boys. Speaking of… 6. AJ McLean Myriad issues have cropped up for the Backstreet Boys during their two-decade tenure. Member AJ McLean suffered from a notorious addiction to drugs and alcohol and did stints in rehab in both 2001 and 2002 at the behest of fellow group member Kevin Richardson. McLean is now clean and credits his wife, Rochelle Karadis, for helping in stay that way. View Slideshow
Kourtney Kardashian Heats Up Wardrobe Post-Breakup Kourtney Kardashian has been bouncing back nicely since getting dusted to the curb by her boyfriend and baby daddy 3 times over, Scott Disick . She’s lost every ounce of her baby weight, and whether she’s on a mission to make Scott remember what he’s missing or cruising for a new baller to bring into the Kardashian enclave, she’s been showing out via social media and paparazzi shots — making sure her slimmy trimmy lil Mommy body is on full blast at all times. Just peep some of the shots she’s been sharing the past few weeks: What one man won’t appreciate, another one will! Hit the flip to peep more of Kourtney’s bae-shopping mission… Instagram / SplashNews / FameFlyNet
I’m Creole. Which means I’m a Black person from New Orleans who’s got so many things mixed around in my family history that it’s easy to confuse me as a White guy. There’s a substantial population in Louisiana that looks just like me. They have curly hair, light eyes and aren’t much darker than a White person who spent a week in Barbados. I have three half-sisters. One is my complexion. Two are darker. I have cousins who are fair-skinned. I have cousins who are brown. I have uncles and aunts who have been called White their whole lives. So my house would look like it’s full of a racially ambiguous group of people every Thanksgiving. For that reason, I had no concept of race growing up. I did’t even know race was a thing because I didn’t differentiate myself from anyone as a kid. When I walked outside I saw all shades of people who look like they could be in my family. Then I moved to Mississippi. My family moved to Mississippi when I was six years old and my parents enrolled me into a private, all-Black school with a strong focus on Black pride and education about our history. So naturally I was hit with the big question on my first day of school: are you Black or White? It was the first time I’d heard the question and I had no clue how to answer. I mean, I used yellow crayons when I drew myself. And as I contemplated my answer, I looked around and saw that all the kids were considerably darker than I was. I felt like, for the first time ever, I was seeing skin color. I still didn’t understand race yet, but I saw people that I didn’t think looked like me. So I answered: “I’m White, I guess.” So for a whole school day, I was a barely-literate, elementary-aged reverse Rachel Dolezal. Then recess came, and word had spread that there was a White kid on the playground. This was 1992 and White Men Can’t Jump was fresh on everyone’s minds. Naturally, when I hit the basketball court, a few of the kids decided to chant that damned movie title at me. To no end. I can still picture the kid behind the basketball goal yelling “White men can’t jump” at me while I went up for layups. I didn’t want to be White anymore. That night my dad caught me crying to myself at the grocery store. “They yelled ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ at me at school today!” I remember crying to him about it. (My dad still thinks this story is hilarious, by the way, and will bring this story up within two minutes of talking to anyone I know.) That night, my parents explained to me that I am in fact Black. They showed me Eyes On The Prize . I watched videos of my dad speaking at his friends’ funerals. I saw how White people saw me. A flood of memories I didn’t know I had came swarming to the front my mind. I remember crying that night to my dad that I thought the KKK would come and kill him. Over the course of a few hours, I realized my Blackness and what that meant about my life in America. Again, I was six. For a lot of Black people, we sort of know about our Blackness from birth and don’t get that moment of clarity about our ethnicity all at one time. For others, we have this jarring moment where we have to apply these definitions to our existences all at once. Of course, as I learn about what Blackness truly means, I understand what it means to love myself and the blessings that come from being Black. I can still pull up these memories of discovering my Blackness like it happened yesterday. And I can’t imagine what Shaun King is going through right now as he’s had to relive similar moments in tandem with embarrassing skeletons in his family’s closet. According to King, he found out he was Black at the same time he found out that his dad wasn’t his real father. And he’s had to relive this moment in front of every Twitter account and Facebook status’ watchful eye. His race and family history has become a public spectacle that’s been picked apart for the last 72 hours. He’s had to justify his Blackness and relive a moment of trauma because of a desire to discredit his contributions to #BlackLivesMatter. (And I’m not sure this is even something conservatives try to dig up if not for Rachel Dolezal. So shout out to her for that. Thanks.) Being Black is beautiful and I wouldn’t have it any other way. My Blackness is a gift and I love every moment of it. But that moment you feel the weight of your Blackness all at once brings its own level of trauma. That’s why when I read Their Eyes Were Watching God I think about the moment Janie realizes she’s Black and how it defined the rest of her life: So when we looked at depicture and everybody got pointed out there wasn’t nobody left except a real dark little girl with long hair standing by Eleanor. Dat’s where Ah wuz s’posed to be, but Ah couldn’t recognize dat dark child as me. So Ah ast, ‘where is me? Ah don’t see me.’ Everybody laughed, even Mr. Washburn. Miss Nellie, de Mama of de chillun who come back home after her husband dead, she pointed to de dark one and said, ‘Dat’s you, Alphabet, don’t you know yo’ ownself?’ Dey all useter call me Alphabet ‘cause so many people had done named me different names. Ah looked at de picture a long time and seen it was mah dress and mah hair so Ah said: ’Aw, aw! Ah’m colored!’” (2.3-8) I’ve always felt that Janie spent the rest of the book looking to reclaim the beauty she’d felt she lost the moment she realized she was Black. The trauma of finding out she was perceived as inferior led her to look for that vindication and acknowledgement of her beauty. Unfortunately, Blackness in America comes with trauma. But the beauty of Blackness is the ability to love ourselves despite how we’re trained to feel about our skin color. Shaun King found out about his Blackness in what had to have been one of the most trying moments of his life. And he’s embraced it to become one of the foremost voices to remind this country that we matter. Because he’s learned – like I’ve learned – that Blackness isn’t a burden. It’s not a curse. It’s not something to hide. It’s something to be proud of. And the defense of our Black lives is as important as any goal we’ll ever have in our lives.
As it turns out, Kim Kardashian does not always love being in the news. Not all publicity for this headline-generating reality star has been good publicity. Like the time Kim Kardashian lent her name to a line of cupcakes… and the time Kim Kardashian actually had her own credit card. 1. Kim’s Kupcakes Yes, Kardashian really did release her own line of cupcake mix in 2010 with the now-defunct brand Famous Cupcakes. One type was called “Va-Va-Va-Nilla,” which is really pretty awesome. We’re shocked this didn’t strike it big. 2. The Kardashian Kard This is what happens when alliteration goes too far. This prepaid debit card was slammed for its high fees and for the way it was marketed to young adults. 3. Kim Kan’t Sing It took a little while for Kim to understand her lane and to stay in it. It also took the release of this abysmal single. 4. She Tried to Act Kim won a Razzie due to her performance in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. It’s unclear whether Kardashian wants us to forget this more or Tyler Perry does. 5. She Played, and Lost, The Feud! In 2008, Kim and kompany competed on Celebrity Family Feud. They actually lost to Deion Sanders and his loved ones. 6. She Tried to Act, Vol. 2 Kim stopped by an episode of CSI: NY as Debbie, a woman whose fiance is accused of murder. No, this storyline was not based on Kris Humphries. View Slideshow
Drake Addresses OVO Fest Shooting Though he’s been silent on the incident for the past week, Drake is finally breaking his silence on the violent shootout outside an official OVO Fest after party that ultimately resulted in the deaths of two people. Drake posted this message via his official website : The last few days I have been in a moral bind. I am used to the fact that my life and the things I say to my fans are closely watched. It’s tough in situations like this where there’s a tragedy and I consider the advice of my trusted advisors and counsel who worry that anything I might say could be misinterpreted. However, today I am choosing to follow my heart. I am plagued and pained by the violence that continues to escalate in our city. I stare into the eyes of so many young people and I wish to see them all shine as bright as they possibly can in this lifetime. I encourage my generation to show as much value and gratitude as you can for the lives we have been gifted. My deepest condolences go out to the Navarro-Fenoy and Hibbert families for their loss of Ariela and Duvel. Along with them I send my condolences to all of the families that have lost loved ones to the senseless violence that has and continues to occur in our city. Although Toronto is globally viewed as a major city, at the core we are still a small close-knit community, and it is our public responsibility to ensure the safety and wellbeing of one another. We need each other to further our communities for generations to come. I pray for better times and better understanding. – DRAKE
Earlier today, Kelly Rutherford was ordered to bring her children to an emergency court hearing so that they could be returned their father, Daniel Giersch, in Monaco. Rutherford showed up, but didn’t bring the kids , which led a judge to inform her that she would face criminal charges if she continued in her refusal to comply with the court’s order. Lawyers for Giersch had already accused Rutherford of child abduction , so perhaps realizing that it’s hard to fight a custody battle from behind bars, she delivered her 8-year-old son and 6-year-old daughter to Giersch’s mother for transportation back to Europe. TMZ reports that the children are currently at the airport awaiting a flight back to Monaco, where they’ve lived with Giersch since 2012. The kids spent the past two months in LA with Rutherford for an extended visitation period. When their time together came to an end last week, however, the actress initially refused to surrender them to Giersch’s family. At first, it seemed as though she planned to fight to keep them in the US permanently. But with the threat of jail time looming and courts in both LA and Monaco determining that the kids belong in Monaco with Giersch, Rutherford wisely decided to give in. Rutherford will likely appeal the custody decision, but her recent act of disobedience is unlikely to help her chances.
Tony Lara, who was featured on Discovery’s Deadliest Catch, has died. He passed away on Saturday in South Dakota at the age of 50. “Our thoughts and prayers are with his family at this sad time,” a spokesperson for Discovery said this morning, confirming Lara’s death . Lara was in Sturgis, S.D., for its annual motorcycle rally when he died – reportedly in his sleep – over the weekend in a private home. Few other details are known at this time. According to media reports, Meade County Sheriff Ron Merwin is awaiting autopsy results to determine an official cause of death. Lara’s death comes less than a month after Joe McMahon, a producer on Deadliest Catch , was shot steps from his home in California. Fans of the hit show may remember that Tony was a crabbing catcher and captain of a fishing boat called the Cornelia Marie. R.I.P. View Slideshow: Celebrities We Lost in 2015
