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Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rick Owens is a fashion designer who all the hipsters fucking love… If you’ve seen a hip hop kid wearing leggings and shorts…like he’s Edward Scissor Hands…it’s very likely that they are into Rick Owens…who has clearly marketed himself properly, because his practical joke of dressing black thugs like a bootleg Peter Pan stage show…. So if you see see “cool” kids dressed like clowns, it could be inspired by Rick Owens…and it turns out, that like everything, Rick Owens is just a hack and ripped off some artist according to this magazine CLICK HERE I don’t really care about fashion being a scam, we are well aware that everything is a scam especially when it is detached, successful and rich as fuck… I do care about models carrying each other in the threesome or lesbian sex I’ll never have…because girls, especially lesbians…hate me… The post Models Wearing Models for Rick Owens of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina … Those nudes were officially her best work… Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes… The post Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Arianna Grande’s Butt Flash of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arianna Grande may hate America…so much that she’s flashing you her ass…her round, young, fit, annoying, but it’s a picture and not her shit music playing on repeat at the mall I walk around in when I’m bored and looking for girls who need help trying on clothes with my mouth…something I never find, but consider it to be a treasure hunt of sorts, the holy grail, forbidden fruit and I may get arrested for asking before getting a Yes from asking, but it gives me hope and hope is all we need…if she lets me dress her with my mouth… That said, Arianna Grande, rumored to be a slut, according to a pornstar, which is just crazy…has an ass…she wants you to see in efforts to forget the donut licking, and not the good kind of donut licking you can jerk off to, but the gross kind that makes you hate eating food that’s out on display in stores…unless stranger germs is your porn…which is probably is…since anyone who knows you stays as far away as possible…making “people I know germs”…just an idea…not a truth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Arianna Grande’s Butt Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sleeping Guy Gets Twizzlered

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is what happens when you fall asleep with your mouth open. He’s lucky he only got Twizzlers.

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Star Wars Fans, Studio: Pissed at Amy Schumer!

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not everyone out there is happy that Amy Schumer may have had a threesome with R2-D2 and C-3PO. The comedian is featured on the latest cover of GQ, sucking on C-3PO and looking VERY cozy with both him and his fellow droid inside the publication’s pages. As you can see below, she’s also dancing with some Storm Troopers. But some fans of the Star Wars franchise are both confused and taken aback by this spread, with one in particular writing on Twitter: “I can’t believe @Disney and @starwars are allowing @GQMagazine to do this DISTASTEFUL #starwars spread shame on all of you.” The backlash has prompted the official Star Wars account to come out with its own Tweet. It reads: “Lucasfilm and Disney did not authorize, participate in or condone the inappropriate use of our characters in this manner.” Schumer has been making the publicity round in promotion of her first starring movie, Trainwreck.  She’s known for pushing the edge and for making lewd jokes, such as when she apparently texted Katie Couric’s husband for anal sex . Do you feel as though she has sullied the good Star Wars name with this GQ spread? Or should fans of that movie forget The Force for a moment and take a chill pill instead? View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Cara Delevingne Beatboxes on The Tonight Show: WATCH!

Posted on July 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne made news this week for two very distinct reasons:   She told The New York Times that her bisexuality is not a phase . She showed off some seriously impressive music skills on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Oh, yes, Delevingne can drop a serious beat… with just her mouth! See what we mean now.

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Cookie Monster Sings Busta Rhymes, Makes Your Day

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cookie Monster and Busta Rhymes have a lot more in common than you might think. They're both sort of wild-eyed and unpredictable, and obviously they're both prone to frequent bouts of the munchies. So perhaps it was only a matter of time before these two gravelly-voiced icons came together to bring the Flip Mode Squad sensibility to Sesame Street. This mashup works so well it's hard to imagine Busta didn't have the blue binge-eater in mind when he wrote “Gimme Some More.” Is this as on-point as the recent  Sesame Street-Avengers parody? As memorable as last week's brilliant Beyonce-Duck Tales mashup ? We're not sure (the Internet's been on point with the bizarre mashups lately), but we can say that it's pretty  entertaining.

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Jada Pinkett Smith on Will Smith: I’m Not His Watcher!

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Did Jada Pinkett Smith just confirm that she has an open marriage with Will Smith ? The actress – who has hinted at this unique arrangement in the past and who has battled divorce rumors for years surrounding her and her husband – opened up about her relationship yesterday during a chat with Howard Stern. “You’ve gotta be strong. It takes work – you know that!” she said to Stern. “Here’s the deal, Howard. You’ve gotta trust who you’re with. And at the end of the day, I’m not here to be anybody’s watcher. I’m not his watcher. He’s a grown man.” A grown man who apparently takes photos of Jada while she sleeps . Perhaps aware of how that quote comes across, the Gotham star elaborated on the fundamentals of her relationship: “Here’s what I trust: The man that Will is… is a man of integrity. He’s got all the freedom in the world. As long as Will can look himself the mirror and be okay? I’m good.” There has been talk of infidelity on both sides of this marriage, with some tabloids claiming Jada cheated with Marc Anthony and others saying Will stepped out with Focus co-star Margot Robbie. At the end of the day, though the mother of two said she was comforted by one thing: “When you can look in your man’s eyes and know that he’s holding you down and that he loves you. “Here’s what’s real: I’m not the kind of woman that believes a man is not going to be attracted to another woman.” Fair enough. Now about Jaden Smith in that dress … View Slideshow: 25 Movie Couples Who Dated in Real Life

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Teresa Giudice Prison Tweet Explained: Who Actually Posted It?

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Teresa Giudice’s prison tweet caused a ruckus over the weekend, posing a number of questions, most notably how the heck she managed to pull that off. Well, now we know the answer to that … “Thank you everyone for all of the cards, letters, and kind words of support,” the tweet from her personal account told her followers on Sunday. “I love, love, love you all. XO, T!” While reports of Teresa Giudice getting special treatment in prison are a common occurrence, could she really be allowed to post on Twitter in there? No. No she could not be. The star’s attorney, James Leonard Jr, came forward to clear up the confusion regarding Teresa Giudice’s tweet from prison , revealing the true author: Tre’s eldest daughter. “Teresa absolutely did not send the tweet herself,” Leonard said . “She doesn’t have access to Twitter. She asked her daughter Gia to please post it.” “She wanted to thank her fans for the hundreds, if not thousands, of pieces of mail that she’s received since she’s been incarcerated.” “In particular,” her attorney continued, “she received an outpouring of kind words and support on her birthday. She is truly grateful.” “While Teresa‘s finishing her sentence,” added Leonard, “she may continue to communicate with her fans” with the help of Gia Giudice . Reports are circulating that the convicted white collar criminal may be out before the holidays this winter, on account of good behavior. Worst case, barring unforeseen events such as Teresa recreating the below scenes in the pen, her 15-month term ends next April. View Slideshow: 15 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates

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