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Random Ridiculousness: Newlywed Couple Have Sex In Public Next To Playground With Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Nearby

This is wrong. Newlywed Couple Arrested For Having Sex In Public According to Mail Online A newlywed couple was so eager to consummate their marriage on Tuesday that they snuck away from their friends and family at the public park where they wedded and did the deed behind a nearby tree. But their risky romp swiftly ended when a police officer arrived and arrested the bride, Miaya Smith, 31, and her groom, Saint Ramirez Jr., 23. They both pleaded guilty to public indecency Wednesday and now will spend the first 30 days of their marriage behind bars. The officer stated in the arrest report that he was alerted to the tryst by three teenagers, who pointed him to a pine tree about 10 yards from a playground in Gering, Nebraska’s Oregon Trail Park and squeeled, ‘They’re having sex!’ It was around 8 p.m., but the officer noted that it was still daylight and a number of children were playing in the area. Swimmers at a nearby pool were also in plain view of the romp, he stated. The officer spotted the gyrating couple under a pine tree and drove toward them in his patrol car, then parked three feet from them. He noted that the couple ignored his presence and kept going at it. ‘Miaya had her pants off and her buttocks exposed [and she] was moving in an up-and-down motion on Saint,’ the police report reads, noting that Saint’s pants were around his ankles. The officer ordered them to stop having sex twice before they finally separated. As he directed them to get dressed, the couple laughed and told the officer they were having sex because they had just wedded. The bride also revealed that her 5-year-old daughter was nearby with family and friends. She said the girl could be left in the care of a friend while she was hancuffed and taken to jail with her new husband. The couple’s wedding ceremony, which was held at the Oregon Trail Park just before their arrest, was videotaped and posted to Facebook Tuesday evening. It appeared that about two dozen friends and family had attended. The officer had to ask twice… must have been some good peen. They had enough money for a wedding, but not a hotel room? Priorities…priorities.

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In White Folks News: Reese “Do You Know My Name” Witherspoon’s Arrest Video Released, America’s Sweetheart Goes HAM

We’ve all heard about Reese’s rant with the police, but there is nothing like seeing the f****** for yourself. Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video Released According to TMZ Reese Witherspoon wasn’t kidding when she told GMA she was “saying all kinds of crazy things” … and TMZ has obtained the entire, unbelievably entertaining dash cam video. The footage, obtained from law enforcement sources, shows the officer arresting Reese’s husband Jim Toth for DUI in the early morning hours of April 19. Reese — who since admitted she was hammered at the time — decided to butt in during the arrest … and the officer obviously wasn’t having it and cartoonishly enforced the law with a vengeance. In fact, the cop warned Reese several times to sit down and be quiet so he could focus on Jim — Witherspoon didn’t exactly comply. Instead, Reese got in the officer’s face … and annoyed him to the point that he arrested her for disorderly conduct. Here are some of Reese’s finest quotes during the incident: Reese: “Do you know my name sir?” Officer: “Don’t need to know.” Reese “You don’t NEED to know my name?” Officer: “Not quite yet.” Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!” Reese: “I have done nothing against the law.” Officer: “Yes you did, you didn’t obey my orders.” Reese: “I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??” Reese: “I’m now being arrested and handcuffed??” Reese: “I’m an American citizen … I’m allowed to stand on American ground.” Reese: “You better not arrest me.” Reese: “I’m being anti-American?” Officer: “Yes, please sit down.” Reese: “Wow!” Reese: “You’re harassing me as an American citizen” And the best line — “I’m obstructing your justice?” After Reese’s tirade, Jim actually told the cop, “I’m sorry, I had nothing to do with that!” During the arrest, Reese also told the cop she was pregnant and needed to pee. She later confessed on “GMA” that she panicked and said “crazy things” because her husband was being arrested. Do you think Reese suffers from entitled white woman syndrome?

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In White Folks News: Reese “Do You Know My Name” Witherspoon’s Arrest Video Released, America’s Sweetheart Goes HAM

In White Folks News: Reese “Do You Know My Name” Witherspoon’s Arrest Video Released, America’s Sweetheart Goes HAM

We’ve all heard about Reese’s rant with the police, but there is nothing like seeing the f****** for yourself. Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video Released According to TMZ Reese Witherspoon wasn’t kidding when she told GMA she was “saying all kinds of crazy things” … and TMZ has obtained the entire, unbelievably entertaining dash cam video. The footage, obtained from law enforcement sources, shows the officer arresting Reese’s husband Jim Toth for DUI in the early morning hours of April 19. Reese — who since admitted she was hammered at the time — decided to butt in during the arrest … and the officer obviously wasn’t having it and cartoonishly enforced the law with a vengeance. In fact, the cop warned Reese several times to sit down and be quiet so he could focus on Jim — Witherspoon didn’t exactly comply. Instead, Reese got in the officer’s face … and annoyed him to the point that he arrested her for disorderly conduct. Here are some of Reese’s finest quotes during the incident: Reese: “Do you know my name sir?” Officer: “Don’t need to know.” Reese “You don’t NEED to know my name?” Officer: “Not quite yet.” Reese: “YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHO I AM!” Reese: “I have done nothing against the law.” Officer: “Yes you did, you didn’t obey my orders.” Reese: “I HAVE TO OBEY YOUR ORDERS??” Reese: “I’m now being arrested and handcuffed??” Reese: “I’m an American citizen … I’m allowed to stand on American ground.” Reese: “You better not arrest me.” Reese: “I’m being anti-American?” Officer: “Yes, please sit down.” Reese: “Wow!” Reese: “You’re harassing me as an American citizen” And the best line — “I’m obstructing your justice?” After Reese’s tirade, Jim actually told the cop, “I’m sorry, I had nothing to do with that!” During the arrest, Reese also told the cop she was pregnant and needed to pee. She later confessed on “GMA” that she panicked and said “crazy things” because her husband was being arrested. Do you think Reese suffers from entitled white woman syndrome?

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A “Lil Positivity”: “Marky” Mark Wahlberg Said He’s Down To Reunite With “The Funky Bunch” For Boston Bombing Victims Fundraiser [Video]

Don’t front, some of y’all azzes would be right in the front row trying to touch lil Marky abs. Mark Wahlberg Says He Would Reunite With The Funky Bunch For Boston Bombing Charity Concert According to TMZ reports : Feel it, FEEL IT … Mark Wahlberg just told TMZ he would REUNITE with The Funky Bunch to raise money for the victims of the Boston Marathon Bombing. Wahlberg — who was born and raised in Boston — was leaving T.C. Williams High School in Alexandria, VA this morning when he told us he’s totally game to get the gang back together for a BMB fundraiser. Fun Fact — T.C. Williams High was the inspiration for the movie “Remember the Titans.” We already know The Funky Bunch would be down to perform — back in March, they told TMZ a reunion show would be “amazing.” Sound too good to be true? Hear it from the horses mouth below. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. We’re all for raising money for folks that have suffered great losses, but didn’t The Funky Bunch only have one hit song with “Good Vibrations”??? Image via tumblr

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Wait… What?!? Pervy Pedo Female Child Molestor’s Defense “I’m A Gay Man Trapped In A Woman’s Body!”

What the hell ?!?! Woman Who Assaulted Girls Claims To Have Gay Man Inside Of Her A Buford woman is facing two counts of sexual assault against a child after allegedly climbing into bed with two young girls and simulating an act of sexual intercourse. Via Buford Patch reports: Gwinnett County Police were called to a Buford home on April 21 after the mother of the two girls learned of the incident. According to the police report, the woman, identified as Jessica Head, 25, had been to a nightclub with the adult brother of the two girls. The brother said both he and Head had consumed alcohol and returned home around 3:30 a.m. The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, “all slept in the same bed.” At some point during the night, one of the girls, described in the police report as a “very articulate and intelligent” 10-year-old, awoke to find Head on top of her. According to the child, “Head removed the blanket that was covering her, climbed on top of her (making it difficult for her to leave) and then began a back and forth motion on top of her.” The girl, according to the police, said she thought Head was “trying to have sex with her” given the movement. The girl added that Head reached her hand down and grabbed her outer thigh. She told police she was able to free herself after attempts to wake her brother and sister were futile. Head then reportedly moved on top of the girl’s 12-year-old sister and “began the same motion consistent with sexual intercourse.” “About that time … the girls’ brother woke up. He said when he awoke, he saw Head on top of [the sister]. He said that words were exchanged briefly and he instructed Head to get off his sister,” the officer wrote in the report. “She ultimately did and went into the living room.” Later, during a conversation with the investigating officer, the brother “expressed that he thought it was possible Head thought she was interacting with him.” The mother, who had heard one of the girls scream, reportedly entered the room as Head was getting up from the bed. The mother took the girls into her room and, after realizing what had transpired, called police. In the report, the officer described Head as “uncooperative and belligerent” throughout most of the encounter. When asked what had happened, Head reportedly replied, “I didn’t rape no kids!” “I thought the response was odd considering I asked a very general question and had not informed her of any of the statements from the victims,” the officer wrote. Head explained she had gone to sleep on the couch and had done nothing else. According to the report, she later admitted having been in the room with the girls, but was just trying to sleep. At one point during the conversation with the officer, Head reportedly said “I’m a d*ke” and then, according to the report, added “I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.” “Head never gave a coherent statement during my encounter with her,” the officer noted. The officer further wrote, “I believed the actions alleged were committed by Head to the children in an attempt to arouse herself.” Based on the witness and victim statements, Head was placed under arrest. She was later booked into the jail on two counts of child molestation and, as of April 22, remained jailed. Bond is set at $11,400. This might go down as one of the dumbest excuse a criminal has EVER made. How does this even make sense? It just doesn’t!

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Wait… What?!? Pervy Pedo Female Child Molestor’s Defense “I’m A Gay Man Trapped In A Woman’s Body!”

Random Ridiculousness: Man Popped For Trying To Sell A Baby Alligator On Craigslist

When the checks stop coming in…. Man Caught Trying To Sell Baby Alligator On Craigslist There really isn’t much that you can’t find for sale on Craigslist……not even baby alligators …. via Chicago Tribune A Northwest Side man accused of trying to sell a baby alligator on Craigslist for $300 was arrested Monday evening, police said. Juan A. DeJesus, 19, of the 1700 block of Meade Avenue, was charged Monday with one count of misdemeanor possession of wildlife, police said. A state Department of Natural Resources police officer responded to an advertisement that was posted on Craigslist and went to DeJesus’ home Monday afternoon under the pretenses he was going to purchase the alligator, police said. The ad, which has since been pulled from Craigslist, stated: “Baby gator for sale, id consider a trade for a leachie gecko. Sale price is 300 obo asap.” DeJesus came out of his home with the alligator and said he would like to have $300 for it, but the officer identified himself and told DeJesus of the violation, police said. Shutterstock

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Kristin Cavallari: The Hills Was Fake, Feud With Lauren Conrad Was Real

Kristin Cavallari says The Hills was fake. Knock us over with a feather. Her beef with Lauren Conrad, however, was at least partially legit. Kristin discussed her old reality show days last night on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live . Andy Cohen asked her if her “distaste” for her former Hills and Laguna Beach cast-mate was scripted, to which she laughed loudly and shouted, “No!” Kristin Cavallari then clarified, “I do feel like [MTV producers] put things in our heads. I mean, we were 17 and 18. They made it a lot worse than it was.” All in all, Cavallari admitted ” The Hills was pretty fake .” During her two seasons on the show, she said she had a series of “fake relationships” and “fake fights.” “But it was fun,” she says, “because [when] you’re acting, it was more fun for me.” Asked which cast member she regretted dating the most, Cavallari said “no one.” “I would say Justin, but I never really dated him,” she adds. “I think I made out with him once and that took a lot of convincing. Finally I was like, ‘All right, I’ll just do it!'” Asked to say three nice things about Lauren Conrad – which LC did on the same show about Kristin earlier this fall, Jay Cutler’s fiance responded: “She is a very pretty girl – I know she said the same thing. She’s very successful. And we actually have had a lot of really fun nights together, so she can be a lot of fun.” Let mostly fake bygones me bygones, as they say.

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Barefoot Homeless Man Not Homeless After All; Boots From NYPD Officer Already Missing

The homeless man given a pair of boots by a kind NYPD officer last month apparently is not homeless after all. The boots are also missing already. According to the N.Y. Daily News , Jeffrey Hillman, 54, has a Bronx apartment paid for via a combination of rent vouchers, Social Security, and VA benefits. It’s a sad and somewhat puzzling follow-up to a story that captured millions of hearts. Hillman and police officer Lawrence DePrimo became Internet sensations after a tourist snapped a photo of DePrimo giving the homeless man a pair of boots . The photo went viral and warmed thousands of hearts, but yesterday, Hillman was spotted around New York, again barefoot. They are “hidden,” he confessed. “They are worth a lot of money. I could lose my life,” he told the N.Y. Times . The Daily News reports that various city organizations have attempted to help Hillman, to no avail, as “[Hillman] has a history of turning down services.” The man’s brother, Kirk Hillman, told the Daily News that he hasn’t heard from Jeffrey since January. Kirk, too, said Jeffrey has refused overtures of help. “We love our brother very much,” Kirk Hillman told the newspaper. “Our door is always open, but this is a lifestyle he’s chosen.” While he won’t say where they are or why they could endanger him, Jeffrey Hillman told the Times that he is grateful for the boots from Officer DePrimo: “I want to thank everyone that got onto this thing. I want to thank them from the bottom of my heart. It meant a lot to me. And to the officer, first and foremost.”

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Good In The Hood: NYC Cop Turned Internet Sensation Who Gave Boots To Barefoot Homeless Man Says He Was Just Doing His Job

Serve and protect … NYC Cop Gives Boots To Homeless Man Officer Lawrence DePrimo was working a counterterrorism post when he encountered the shivering victim and immediately disappeared and returned moments later with a new pair of boots, and even knelt to help the man put them on… Via RadarOnline : The random act of kindness by a guardian angel in uniform may have gone unnoticed if not for a tourist from Arizona who snapped the heart-warming image on her cell phone and posted it to the New York Police Department’s Facebook page, and by Thursday it had already garnered over 410,000 likes and been shared 135,000 times. Jennifer Foster of Florence, Arizona, said she spotted the homeless man begging for change, “Right when I was about to approach, one of your officers came up behind him,” she revealed. “The officer said, ‘I have these size 12 boots for you, they are all-weather. Let’s put them on and take care of you.’ The officer squatted down on the ground and proceeded to put socks and the new boots on this man.” Foster, a civilian communications director for the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office in Arizona, was blown away by the generous gesture and “presentation of human kindness,” revealing that the cop expected nothing in return and didn’t know she was watching. She did not know the officer’s name so posted the photo on Facebook to identify him, in what has now become a runaway hit for the Police Department’s fledgling social media efforts. The 25-year-old cop from Long Island has responded to the outpouring of respect by simply saying, “I didn’t think anything of it.” God Bless you Officer Larry DePrimo one act of kindness goes a long way in showing others what true humanity is all about. Just think if we all did one random act of kindness what a wondeful world it would be. Facebook

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Brutality: Texas Woman Is Suing The Police Dept. For Rupturing Her Breast Implant During Rough Arrest!

Must have been pretty brutal to pop one of those hard a$$ tiddays… Texas Woman Sues Police Over Ruptured Breast Implant During Arrest Via NBCDFW A North Texas woman who says a Pantego police officer caused her breast implants to rupture during an arrest is suing the town. Rebecca Van Hooser said the officer threw her against her car when he arrested her during a traffic stop on Bowen Road. The Pantego officer pulled her over on a headlight violation and arrested her after learning she had a warrant for an unpaid speeding ticket. “She gets out of the car, [the officer] grabs her, throws her against the car, spreads her legs — kicks — spreads her legs and grabs her arms and forcefully pulls them out and yanks them very hard behind her back,” said her attorney, Susan Hutchison. Hutchison said throwing Van Hooser against the car caused her breast implant to burst. “She’s screaming in pain, and his response is, ‘This isn’t supposed to be comfortable,’” Hutchison said. Apparently, the rupture has led to many other problems for Van Hooser. Her attorney said the rupture has led to health problems. “She’s had a number of surgeries,” Hutchison said. “She had two hematomas as a result, and she’s going to have to have a partial mastectomy, tissue transplant and a new implant.” Hutchison said the lawsuit is not just about her client’s medical problems. “We respect police officers,” she said. “We’re glad they’re out there protecting us. When you arm someone with a gun and a badge and the authority that they have over people, you’ve got to train them appropriately, and they have got to be able to react reasonably and responsibly.”

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