There’s so much pressure for world-famous entertainers to be flawless (at all times) in beauty-obsessed Hollyweird which explains the steadily growing popularity of Photoshop sorcery in mainstream media. Hit the jump for a gallery of celebrity photoshop FAILS .
Finally!!!! Boko Haram Preparing To Release Half Of The Kidnapped School Girls Via Telegraph UK reports: Boko Haram has dropped demands for the release of top commanders in talks with the Nigerian government and is prepared to start releasing up to half its kidnapped schoolgirls in coming days, sources close to the group have said. The militant Islamist group, which kidnapped more than 200 schoolgirls a month ago, is willing to conduct a “gradual” release of its hostages in return for the release of Boko Haram prisoners in Nigerian jails, it was claimed. In a significant concession, the group has abandoned demands for its top commanders to be released, seemingly aware that this would be politically impossible for the Nigerian government. The Telegraph first reported details of Boko Haram’s offer of an imminent prisoner exchange last Tuesday, when sources close to to some of the militants’ families said that a senior Islamic cleric from northern Nigeria would be appointed to mediate on its behalf with the government. The cleric has since been joined by a former aide to one of the group’s founders. Neither man has been named, possibly for their own safety. While the Nigerian government has insisted that it is not willing to enter prisoner swap negotiations, the source claimed that dialogue had already been going in secret for several days. “Contrary to the public rejection of any swap deal by the Nigerian government, there are some on-the-ground talks taking place,” the source said. “An agreement was reached about two or three days ago in principle to start releasing some prisoners.” He said that among the prisoners that the group wanted released would be wives and families of Boko Haram fighters, some of whom have been taken into custody by the Nigerian government in order to exert emotional pressure on the fighters themselves. “The group also has a list of lower-level fighters that it wants released as well, but they are not high-profile ones,” the source added. He said that in exchange, Boko Haram was willing to start a “gradual” release of around 100 of the girls – possibly beginning as early as the coming the week. “Depending on how the other side responds, the girls will be released in small groups. They will be left at a certain safe location, and the authorities will then be told as to where they can pick them up from.” The mass abduction and the military’s failure to rescue the girls and young women has roused national outrage with protests in major cities. Protesters accused President Goodluck Jonathan of being insensitive to the girl’s plight. What the hell is going on in Nigeria? This recent event will hold Nigeria and it’s corrupt politics more accountable for the future.
Turns out all the conspiracy theories were correct… New Nonfiction Claims Proof that Marilyn Monroe Was Murdered By Bobby Kennedy A new book written by an investigative reporter claims to prove multiple conspiracy theories about the starlet’s mysterious death. The author presents eyewitness accounts and documentation to prove that the Hollywood icon was killed to keep the secret of her affairs with multiple members of the powerful Kennedy family, including President John F. Kennedy. RadarOnline reports: Marilyn Monroe’s death on August 4, 1962 was not a suicide but a murder orchestrated by Bobby Kennedy to silence her as she was about to reveal all the dirty Kennedy family secrets she kept logged in a little red diary. And Bobby did not act alone. He had co-conspirators in her murder – his brother-in-law, actor Peter Lawford, and Marilyn’s psychiatrist, Dr. Ralph Greenson who gave the star a fatal injection of pentobarbital to the heart. The volume – The Murder of Marilyn Monroe: Case Closed – claims to blow the lid off the world’s most notorious and talked-about celebrity death through eyewitness testimony and interviews, MailOnline can exclusively reveal. ‘Bobby Kennedy was determined to shut her up, regardless of the consequences’, Peter Lawford later revealed, according to the authors, feeling wracked with guilt over the star’s murder. ‘It was the craziest thing he ever did – and I was crazy enough to let it happen’. It was a murder allegedly witnessed by ambulance attendant James C. Hall, who arrived at the film star’s home and saw Monroe’s psychiatrist Dr. Greenson inject Marilyn directly into her heart with undiluted pentobarbital, brutally breaking a rib with the needle. He was set up by Bobby to ‘take care’ of Marilyn. People have speculated for years that Marilyn’s “suicide” was actually a grandiose government plot to keep the Kennedy family image clean…and now there’s a whole book’s worth of documented proof! Will you be reading?
Couple Who Stole Asiana Flight Crash Luggage Get Jail Time Remember these two rascals??? Via NY Daily News: A married couple working for United Airlines have been given jail sentences of less than a year for stealing luggage from San Francisco International Airport during the chaos of last year’s Asiana Airlines crash. Surveillance footage shows Sean Sharif Crudup, 44, walking into an empty luggage office July 6, 2013, as emergency crews and staff were distracted by the wrecked aircraft that killed three. He steals a piece of unattended luggage and hands it over to his wife, Raychas Elizabeth Thomas, 32, the video shows. The pair – both customer service representatives with the airline – escaped the airport with the stolen goods and later tried to sell the clothing back to the Nordstrom department store where the victims had recently bought the items. The victims didn’t immediately realize their luggage was missing. The couple pleaded no contest to charges of grand theft and possessing stolen property and were sentenced to jail — nine months for Crudup and six months for Thomas. They both also received three years of probation and were ordered to pay about $6,000 in restitution to Nordstrom, reported the Los Angeles Times. The husband and wife were arrested July 25 at the airport before they could board a flight to Hawaii to celebrate their birthdays. The San Francisco Gate reports Thomas will surrender into custody in August and Crudup, in December. SMH. Good…hopefully these two buttholes have learned their lesson!! San Mateo County Sheriff
Couple Who Stole Asiana Flight Crash Luggage Get Jail Time Remember these two rascals??? Via NY Daily News: A married couple working for United Airlines have been given jail sentences of less than a year for stealing luggage from San Francisco International Airport during the chaos of last year’s Asiana Airlines crash. Surveillance footage shows Sean Sharif Crudup, 44, walking into an empty luggage office July 6, 2013, as emergency crews and staff were distracted by the wrecked aircraft that killed three. He steals a piece of unattended luggage and hands it over to his wife, Raychas Elizabeth Thomas, 32, the video shows. The pair – both customer service representatives with the airline – escaped the airport with the stolen goods and later tried to sell the clothing back to the Nordstrom department store where the victims had recently bought the items. The victims didn’t immediately realize their luggage was missing. The couple pleaded no contest to charges of grand theft and possessing stolen property and were sentenced to jail — nine months for Crudup and six months for Thomas. They both also received three years of probation and were ordered to pay about $6,000 in restitution to Nordstrom, reported the Los Angeles Times. The husband and wife were arrested July 25 at the airport before they could board a flight to Hawaii to celebrate their birthdays. The San Francisco Gate reports Thomas will surrender into custody in August and Crudup, in December. SMH. Good…hopefully these two buttholes have learned their lesson!! San Mateo County Sheriff
Veterinarian Charged After Keeping Dogs While Telling Owners They’d Died A shady Ohio veterinarian is now set to face charges and a possible lawsuit after keeping several dogs in his care under filthy living conditions for medical experiments…..even after he’d told the owners of the dogs that they had died. via Huffington Post In their petition filed in state court, the Harrises say that Tierce — their trusted, longtime veterinarian — kept Sid at the clinic for several months over the summer of 2013 while treating the dog for a “minor, anal-gland issue.” That fall, when the family went to collect their pet, they found him unable to walk. “He could not lift his hind quarters at all and simply slid himself across the floor to get to Mr. Harris,” reads the complaint. Tierce allegedly first told the Harrises that Sid was having a reaction to some medicine, then said X-rays had revealed a congenital spinal defect that was “degenerative and incurable.” (The family now believes that Sid was injured when a clinic employee flipped the dog onto his back.) The Harrises say the veterinarian advised them to euthanize Sid. They agreed, after being told the procedure would be painless and Sid would be buried on the Tierce family farm. On April 22, 2014, Mary Brewer, a veterinary technician formerly with the clinic, contacted the Harrises to tell them that Sid “(a) was still alive; (b) was being confined in a cage almost 24 hours a day in unsanitary conditions (typically being removed from his cage only once each day and for not more than 15 minutes); and (c) was being used for blood extraction,” according to the complaint. Brewer has also said that Sid and other animals had been used for medical experimentation, though no details have emerged, Eggleston tells HuffPost. “We trusted the vet. We said our goodbyes,” Marian Harris told ABC News. “We had even talked about burial arrangements, and then six months later I get a call that he’s still alive.” The family went to the clinic and recovered their dog. Another vet examined Sid, and concluded he’d been “abusively kenneled,” resulting in various ailments — mange and muscle atrophy among them. The new vet said it also appeared Sid had been used as a “regular blood donor” and determined the dog “definitively had no congenital spine defect,” according to the Harris’ complaint. Tierce was arrested at the end of April and charged with animal cruelty. The arrest warrant didn’t mention Sid. Instead, it detailed Tierce’s alleged cruelty to his own dog — a border collie police found in obvious pain with a missing foot, a dislocated leg and two dislocated shoulders. The dog was lying in a box on the floor of Camp Bowie, in what was described in the warrant as a “deplorable” environment, with animal organs in jars “throughout the clinic,” as well as “stacks of drugs, trash, laundry, paperwork” and insects in exam rooms. The border collie was euthanized after being taken away from Tierce, as were two other dogs. One of those dogs had been caged for as many as three years after the dog’s owners were told their pet was put down, Tierce reportedly said in a statement to the veterinary board. “The only criminal charges so far,” says Eggleston, “have been about his own dog.” This guy sounds like a grade A scumbag. Good thing he was caught.
#FreeGucci? Gucci Mane Pleads Guilty To Gun Possession And Will Be In Prison Until 2016 Via TMZ reports: Gucci Mane won’t get out of jail until late 2016 — according to a plea deal the rapper just struck in exchange for copping to a gun possession charge. Gucci pleaded guilty Tuesday to possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. The charge carries a maximum sentence of 10 years in jail, but under Gucci’s plea deal, he’s only expected to face 39 months … minus 10 months credit for time served. Gucci will officially be sentenced in July. Gucci’s been locked up in ATL since September after cops arrested him for packing a loaded handgun (as well as kush). In addition to the jail time, Gucci also faces a fine of $250,000. You going to jail today Gucci! We can’t but to think he needs mental health counseling before being released. Didn’t he push a women from a moving vehicle (among other incidents) a few years ago?
Obama gave Kim the ho sit down! Kim Kardashian Banned From Meeting President Obama At Charity Event Kimmy Cakes just can’t take a hint ! President Barack Obama has called her fiancé, Kanye West a “jackazz” twice, slammed the reality star’s family, and turned down her offer to help out on his last presidential campaign. Nevertheless, Kardashian tried yet again to get close to the POTUS at a charity gala but was rejected! Via RadarOnline reports: Obama was in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to accept the “Ambassador for Humanity” award at Steven Spielberg‘s USC Shoah Foundation gala, and was seated as the guest of honor at the front of the ballroom. “Kim’s table wasn’t close to President Obama’s,” a source reveals, but she “enlisted one of her minions to scout out the opportunity to meet him.” “Obama’s table and surrounding area was swarming with Secret Service, and security was very tight,” the source explains. “Kim’s lackey was told to go pound sand, and it was conveyed to Kim that she wouldn’t be able to meet him.” But it’s wasn’t that he didn’t feel like mingling with the A-list guests: After the President accepted the award, he stayed for dinner and Spielberg brought several friends over to meet him “for about an hour,” the source says – just not Kardashian. “Kim was let down and disappointed,” the source reveals. “She didn’t understand why she just couldn’t say hello to him. Ever since landing the Vogue cover, her ego is even more out of control. In her mind, she and Kanye are more popular than the President Obama and the First Lady!” In reality, however, the couples aren’t likely to double date any time soon. As Radar has reported the sex tape star has reached out multiple times to stump for the President, but the Obamas “wanted nothing to do with her” and turned her down flat! Kardashian was outspoken in her support of Obama during his 2012 presidential run, and even “wanted to be a ‘surrogate’ for the campaign,” a source previously revealed, but “She was not the young, cool, image they wanted to portray at all. Even though she kept asking, the campaign would never let her do anything in an official capacity.” “Kim is political poison,” the source continued. “Having her involved in a political event or with a candidate is the last thing people who are serious about getting elected want.” Poor Kim! Of course she “doesn’t understand” because Obama is an accomplished lawyer, senator, and Harvard grad, and she’s known for…. breathing. Does Kim Kardashian’s endorsement of a candidate make you want to vote for them?
Where have all the responsible adults gone?!? 7-Year-Old Caught With Grandmother’s Drugs In His Pocket At School Via NYDailyNews A Pennsylvania boy left grandma’s house with more than the usual sweets and goodies. The first-grader allegedly took his grandmother’s heroin to Caln Elementary School in Coatesville and gave packets to at least one of his classmates Friday. The 7-year-old had nine bags of heroin — all stamped with the words “Victoria’s Secret” — stuffed in his pockets, Philadelphia’s WPVI reported. He gave one to another student, whose mother found it hours later. The District Attorney’s Office said the boy’s grandma, who is 56 years old, is a known heroin user. She was arrested Sunday and faces endangering the welfare of children and drug charges. “Any exposure to heroin for a young child is likely to result in death,” District Attorney Tom Hogan said in a statement. “The defendant is lucky that she was not responsible for the death of her own grandson or somebody else’s child.” Can you imagine what parents would do to this lady if their child died from this isht?! Police said Bilinski-Munion lost track of her heroin when she was watching the boy at the family home Thursday night, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported. The boy told police he pocketed the drugs when he found them on the floor. When police searched the home Saturday night, they found even more heroin bags, including an empty one in a child’s pair of pants. Lock her up. Lose the key. Straight like that. Image via Shutterstock/Chester County D.A.