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Lady Gaga’s Standing On Wavy Floors of the Day

If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up… If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of… In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly… This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…

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Stomach Flu symptoms illness viral gastroenteritis

Symptoms of gastroenteritis or stomach flu include: Abdominal cramps Stomach pain Nausea Vomiting Diarrhea There are many causes of gastroenteritis, including bacteria, viruses, parasites, dairy products, and poor hygiene. Bacteria that cause gastroenteritis include: E. coli Campylobacter Shigella Salmonella Viruses are responsible for 30% to 40% of gastroenteritis cases in children, and may include: Norovirus or Norwalk-like virus Adenovirus Rotavirus Calicivirus Astrovirus Stomach vir

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Top 10 Elle Fanning is Young at a “Young Ones Event” of the Day

#456970466 / gettyimages.com So here’s Elle Fanning at some event – wearing a crop top, bikini top, possibly inappropriate top at some event… I mean I wouldn’t want my 16 year old daughter dressed like this, especially with all the perverts out there….. Maybe it’s just fashion, maybe this is the style, maybe it is perverted of you to sexualize a girl for showing off her stomach dressed cute at an event… The fact is that these underage girls are trouble, social media and the internet makes them terrorists in their own right, because they can post bikini pics all day and have you not have nay fucking clue…because their parents aren’t around to police them… I mean I leave the house, I see the shorts these girls wear…and I’m a desensitized impotent asshole who like weathered girls in their late 20s…and I find it inappropriate…so to some pervert freak like you – it must be torture to leave your house… Either way, here’s some Elle Fanning at an event. #456970184 / gettyimages.com #456970192 / gettyimages.com #456961322 / gettyimages.com

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Lea Michele Tries To be Slutty of the Day

Lea Michele is making sex faces in her selfies. I don’t really understand what the fuck is going on here, but assume it has to do with having a bad case of man face, because she may be a man, something that doesn’t seem to be insecure about, because that insecurity has been diverted with all the praise she gets from her fan base and handlers that confuse her and make her think she’s hot. I am all for ugly girls thinking they are hot, because it is entertaining, but not when they are famous. Famous girls should meet a specific criteria. I am more into them knowing that they are monsters – they suck dick better I guess delusional living makes for a better time thank embracing all your serious flaws…it’s like fantasy land…her bank account can afford to cash and I guess it is funny to watch…..

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Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 35…and looks 35…at least based on her stomach alone. I don’t really know what she’s been up to, because even when she was a “relevant” model, up on some Christy Teigen level of relevance, you know just good enough to not really need a day job because rich guys like fucking her cuz she’s published, I didn’t post much on her. I think her highlight was her HER THONG , but maybe her highlight is that she is a Canadian who got away, or maybe it is that in 2011 she threw away her “career” and was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer, pretty gangster. But not as gangster as staged paparazzi pics I assume are for reality show she’s probably working on…. All this to say. I dig it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Alba Sucking Straws in New York of the Day

Jessica Alba was in New York wearing a midriff like she wasn’t over 30 and a mom of two. You know pretending that she’s still awesome and relevant and fashionable, because everyone around her tells her how great and amazing she is every day of her life…and she’s got fans who still praise her and think she’s the best and hottest thing to ever hit the movie screen, when I just see an over-hyped actress with little to no talent, who scammed the system better than any Mexican has….because she is Mexican…despite her being in denial about it…sure she’s mentioned it, but never really embraced it or celebrated it or did anything for Mexicans but hire a few Mexican gardeners as slaves to do her part for her people…not that I care..white people laugh at Mexicans, if she did embrace it, the world of racists would retaliate, so it was better for her to assimilate. Proven by her bank balance… All this to say, here she is in New York…being fancy…dressed a little too sexy…and unfortunately, not sitting on my face…because I’m not against mom’s of two, in fact they are the only vaginas that can really handle my fisting… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk’s Booty Profile

I’m starting to run out of ways to express to you guys just how mind-numbingly hot Irina Shayk has been recently, but luckily I don’t really have to when she’s giving us shots like this, since a booty this perfect pretty much speaks for itself. You know how they say a picture’s worth a thousand words? Well, I’m pretty sure what these ones are saying is just the word “hot” repeated a thousand times. And honestly, I couldn’t put it any better myself. Enjoy. » view all 17 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Kelly Brook In The Most Unflattering Outfit Ever

I warned you guys that meathead fiance of Kelly Brook ‘s was bad news for her . Or at least bad news for her hotness. Because judging from this outfit Kelly’s got on here, the dude really brings out the worst in her. Which is why I keep saying she should obviously leave that loser for me. I mean, I guarantee I could bring out the best in Kelly — specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach, by cutting funbag-sized holes in all her clothing. I know, pretty romantic stuff, right? I can’t believe she hasn’t made the switch yet either. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Fix Your ‘Fattitude’: How To Stop Trash Talking Your Body & Lose More Weight

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever heard that little voice inside your head scream: “Oh my goodness I hate my legs!” “I wish my stomach…

Fix Your ‘Fattitude’: How To Stop Trash Talking Your Body & Lose More Weight

Paz Vega Has an Interesting Stomach in a Bikini of the Day

Here is 38 year old Paz Vega showing off what having three kids does to a stomach, and it’s nothing good…which is why they have adoption, or puppy rescue, because there are so many options that are less narcissistic than wanting to have your genetic line continue…by letting a dude come in you and shitting out a baby 9 months later…to maintain your vanity and speak to your maternal instinct…I mean whenever I think about having kids, I just cum in the girl’s ass, it’s practically the same sensation…with less 18 – 30 years of bratty, whining, annoying…. That said, I don’t know who the fuck Paz Vega is or why I am looking at her stomach…but can assume it has everything to do with the paparazzi and her bikini. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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