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Aly, AJ Michalka And I Should All Date

Here’s my new favorite set of sisters Aly and AJ Michalka at the premiere of the new Woody Allen movie Blue Jasmine . This makes the second straight premiere the two hotties are attending together, and I’m glad to see they’re getting along so well these days. I always like sisters that do everything together. And if I play my cards right, hopefully I can be next. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny. I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy…. You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic. Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area. Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

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You Know, That Guy In ‘Lincoln’….Hugh Jackman ‘Forgets’ The Name Of His Best Actor Rival

Here’s a novel way to keep from getting worked up about your main Oscar rival: forget his name entirely. For Time magazine’s Great Performances video feature  on this year’s Oscar nominees,  Les Miserables co-stars and Oscar nominees Anne Hathaway  and Hugh Jackman spend some time lauding their competition. Hathaway even praises the computer-generated tiger in Life of Pi . But watch what happens around the 2:09 when Jackman slyly raises the topic of Lincoln . If you need any further proof that Wolverine a) can act and b) possesses a wit that’s as well-developed as his pecs, keep a close eye on his poker face as he claims not to remember the name of Daniel Day-Lewis , who, according to conventional wisdom, will emerge the victor when the Best Actor Oscar is handed out on Feb. 24. ” Lincoln is the movie, but the lead guy who I always forget…,” Jackman says to Hathaway without any hint that he’s having a bit of fun. In fact, it’s Hathaway who can’t keep a straight face as she jogs Jackman’s memory and he refers to Day-Lewis as simply “Lewis” — in case, I guess, any Academy voters will be deciding how to cast their Best Actor vote after watching this video.  Jackman does admit that the actor whose name he can’t seem to remember is “awesome” in Lincoln though, and he also waxes enthusiastic about Joaquin Phoenix’s  performance in The Master.  You can also access video interviews with Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain, Sally Field, John Goodman, John Hawkes, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Quvenzhané Wallis, Christoph Waltz and  Naomi Watts at the Great Performances link above. In the meantime, here’s a compilation clip.  Oh yeah, and take a close look at the photo of Hathaway  resting on Jackman’s buff torso with her thumb in her mouth. Saucy. Featured Photo Photo by Paola Kudacki for Time [ Time] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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‘Side Effects’ Contest: Win A Poster Signed By Cast Members With An Ode To Your Fave Pharmaceutical

Calling all Steven Soderbergh  fans and movie-loving hypochondriacs . Time to cue up Pink’s “Just Like A Pill” on Spotify and get your haiku mojo working. Movieline will give away a Side Effects poster signed by  cast members Rooney Mara , Channing Tatum , Jude Law , Vinessa Shaw and Dr. Sasha Bardey to the armchair bard who, in our opinion, writes the most addictive haiku inspired by his or her favorite pharmaceutical or the movie itself.  Here are the rules: Submit an original haiku (using the 5-7-5 format) inspired by Side Effects or the prescription — as in legal — drug of your choice, in the comments section below. The contest is open to ages 18 and up and the winner must be a U.S. resident.  Deadline for entries is noon Pacific Standard Time on Feb. 20.  Now, get popping. We’re expecting lots of odes to Adderall. And for additional inspiration, here’s the Side Effects guerrilla marketing Ablixa video. Side Effects opens nationwide on Feb. 8

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Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar Video of the Day

In some bottom feeding from all angles, big titty model Kelly Brook has dropped a calendar…. I POSTED THE PICS BACK IN SEPTEMBER , I didn’t care then and I don’t care now…but I figure you probably do, because she’s got tits….and you love the idea of seeing a pic of them for a month, every month, in some dated, pre-internet technology called Calendar….personally, I prefer using google, and seeing her topless, or naked, in the even I really need or want to….any day of the fucking year, 24 hours a day…proving yet again that Calendar’s are just fucking stupid….but here’s the video anyway….

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Barbara Palvin’s Tits for Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the potential pussy that broke the Justin Beiber and Selena Union sent from heaven, or more likely, publicist and management heaven, cuz it gave people something to talk about…you know her sex offending molesting little boys…and his pretending to not be gay…in some American love story that was as fabricated as all American love stories..and that ended with these 18 year old Hungarian bikini and lingerie model tits…for beiber (right) and Mia Farrow / Woody Allen’s 25 year old boy genius son for Gomez… The lies from all angles….hurt me…but luckily young tits make em better.

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Stephen King Tale Heads To Big Screen; Weekend Box Office Newcomers Tracking Weak: Biz Break

Also in Friday afternoon’s round-up of news briefs: The estate of author William Faulkner is suing over a quote used in Woody Allen ‘s Midnight in Paris ; Iranian dissident filmmaker Jafar Panahi wins a major peace prize; And a preview of the weekend’s Specialty Release newcomers. Box Office Weekend Looks Soft with Holdovers Set to Outpace Newcomers Cloud Atlas , and Silent Hill Revelation may not gross more than holdover Argo . Teen comedy Fun Size and surfing drama Chasing Mavericks are also tracking soft, THR reports . William Faulkner Estate Is Suing Over a Quote Used In Midnight in Paris The Faulkner estate is suing distributor Sony Pictures Classics for copyright infringement, commercial appropriation and for violating the Lanham Act. In Midnight in Paris Gil Pender, the disillusioned Hollywood screenwriter played by Owen Wilson, says, “the past is not dead. Actually, it’s not even past. You know who said that? Faulkner. And he was right. And I met him, too. I ran into him at a dinner party,” Deadline reports . Stephen King Tale Heads to the Big Screen King’s fantasy-horror Mercy is an adaptation of Stephen King’s short story Gramma . British actress Frances O’Connor will star in the project that Peter Cornwell will direct from a script by Matt Greenberg. The story concerns a mother with two young sons who come to discover their ailing grandmother is a witch, THR reports . Iranian Filmmaker/Dissident Jafar Panahi Wins 2012 Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought The European Parliament awarded the prize to Panahi and a dissident lawyer, Nasrin Sotoudeh in a “message of solidarity and recognition to a woman and a man who have not been bowed by fear and intimidation.” Panahi’s films are known for their humanist perspective on life in Iran, often focusing on the hardships of children, the poor and women. He won the Camera d’Or at the 1995 Cannes Film Festival, A.P. reports . Specialty Release Preview: The Loneliest Planet , Orchestra of Exiles , Pusher , The Zen of Bennett Two music-oriented documentaries are rolling out in this weekend’s Specialty arena. Tribeca Film Festival 2012 doc  The Zen of Bennett will begin a slow release with the focus on legendary Tony Bennett. Orchestra of Exiles heads to theaters trailing the Israeli Philharmonic to various cities along with the film about its WWII origins. Sundance Selects will bow Julia Loktev’s long-time-in-coming The Loneliest Planet ,, starring Gael García Bernal and Hani Furstenberg in a limited release. And Radius TWC will open its first pickup title Pusher in select cities, Deadline reports .

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Roger Moore Says Daniel Craig Is ‘Best 007’ (And Has The Best Bod)

No stranger to James Bond himself, Sir Roger Moore said he thinks the current man to hold the reins of 007, Daniel Craig , is the best actor to play the eternally debonaire British secret service agent. Eighty-four year-old Moore, who played Bond in seven films between 1973 and 1985 gave kudos to Craig’s performance in his new book, Bond on Bond . “I love Casino Royale and Daniel Craig. He is a wonderful actor, certainly the best actor to play Bond,” Moore said as quoted in BBC . He also noted that Craig, 44, also had a slammin’ bod, saying he had “the best build of any Bond.” That is a tall compliment given the half-dozen people to play James Bond, beginning with Dr. No in 1962 include the likes of Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan. Reminiscing about his years as Bond, Moore, whose final two rounds as 007 were in Octobpussy (1983) and A View to a Kill (1985) noted with some levity: “Back then I could leap out of a chair without fear of my knees cracking. “[I] could chew a toffee without fear of losing a tooth; could admire my flowing locks and my bronzed, slim torso. “With a twitch of the old eyebrow I set pulses racing across the world, they say. These days it’s my pacemaker that keeps my pulse racing.” There have been twenty-two films in the James Bond series. The next installment will open Stateside in November (October 26 in the U.K.). Skyfall , will also be Daniel Craig’s third round at playing 007. In 1973, Roger Moore became 007 for Live and Let Die and played Bond a further six times over twelve years before being replaced by Timothy Dalton for two films. Last month, a new trailer was released , teasing the next Bond installment. Skyfall also stars Ralph Fiennes, Javier Bardem, Ben Whishaw, Helen McCrory and Judi Dench. And Craig even managed to get none other than H.M. Queen Elizabeth II into the act with a short skit helping to kick off last month’s Olympics in London. Craig approached Her Majesty in what looked like a Buckingham Palace office and then was later seen jumping out of a helicopter with a sovereign look-a-like. [ Sources: BBC , Wikipedia ]

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Leslye Headland Says Wes Anderson ‘Saved Sex’ For Her Thanks To ‘Rushmore’

Leslye Headland won’t forget her first time, but not for the reasons you might think. In a guest blog she wrote for The Film Experience , the playwright and filmmaker, whose buzzed-about debut, Bachelorette , opens theatrically on Sept. 7 wrote that while losing her virginity was “sort of a let down,” the experience was salvaged by a post-deflowering viewing of Wes Anderson’s iconoclastic teen romance story  Rushmore.  “It was awkward, sort of empty and was done mostly to just get it over with,” Headland wrote of the sexual experience in “Growing Up Cinephile,” adding: “Afterwards, a thick disappointment hung in the room. My deflowerer half-heartedly offered up a solution” to watch Anderson’s second feature, which he pronounced the “greatest thing you’ll ever see.” Turns out the guy had at least one redeeming quality: good taste in post-relations movies. “Watching  Rushmore , naked, innocence freshly lost, was one of the most beautiful moments of my life,” Headland wrote. “As the slow motion closing shot set to The Faces flashed before me, I was treated to the tears of real love and tenderness I’d hoped my first sexual experience would bring. “Thank you Wes Anderson,” the filmmaker concluded: “You saved Latin. But, for this cinephile, you also saved sex.” Headland also chose Woody Allen’s  Love and Death  and The Coen Brothers’  The Big Lebowski  as landmark films in life. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Schwarzenegger & Stallone Head for The Tomb; Interns Expand Lawsuit With Twentieth Century Fox: Biz Break

Also in Tuesday morning’s round-up of news briefs, John Travolta will receive honors at a Swiss festival this fall. Rebel Wilson heads for a new indie project. And Woody Allen ‘s next film is starting to take shape. Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Tomb Swedish filmmaker Mikael Håfström will direct Stallone and Schwarzenegger will star opposite in The Tomb centered on a professional on structural security who must then escape a prison of his own design, Deadline reports John Travolta to Receive Zurich Film Festival Honors The Zurich Film Festival will present John Travolta with its Lifetime Achievement Award – the Golden Eye – at its festival taking place September 20 – 30. He’ll receive the award opening night ahead of the gala premiere of Oliver Stone’s Savages , THR reports . Rebel Wilson Set for Unicorn Store Bachelorette star Rebel Wilson will star in indie feature Unicorn Store , which Miguel Arteta is set to direct, Variety reports . Interns Expand Law Suit Against Twentieth Century Fox Two interns who last year sued Fox Searchlight over unpaid work on the Oscar-winning film Black Swan are now expanding their legal action to include all internships at parent company Twentieth Century Fox. Alex Footman and Eric Glatt’s latest suit could have a major impact on working practices in Hollywood, where unpaid internships have risen in recent years. Fox itself says it changed its guidelines in July 2010 to ensure that all interns are paid at least $8 an hour, The Guardian reports via THR . Sales for Woody Allen’s Next Film to be Handled by Focus Woody Allen’s next untitled film starring Alec Baldwin, Cate Blachet, Louis C.K., Bobby Cannavale, Andrew Dice Clay, Michael Emerson, Sally Hawkins, Peter Sarsgaard, Max Casella and Alden Ehrenreich will be sold through Focus Features International. Principal photography begins in San Francisco and New York next month, Deadline reports .

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