Lindsay Ellingson, Adriana Lima And Doutzen Kroes Celebrate Valentine’s Day Without Me

It’s that time of year again when all the big lingerie companies prance out their hottest supermodels to convince males that if they don’t buy their product for their girlfriend or wife or whatever, that means they don’t love them and are going to rot in hell with all the other insensitive males. Can you tell I’m not a big fan of Valentine’s Day ? I am however a big fan of supermodels like Lindsey Ellingson , Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes and I’m a little upset that they celebrated without me…. Again. I guess I’m not going to send them that Twitter picture of my genitals after all.

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