Category Archives: Sex

Vida Guerra’s a Fake Tit Body Builder Now of the Day

Vida Guerra started out as an ass in FHM….and as FHM lost it’s appeal and popularity thanks to the internet making them obsolete…she lost her one gig that brought her that level of big ass fame that has probably paid for her life….but more importantly that paved the way for Kim Kardashian and Coco’s ass fame…but now that she’s old and out of work she’s taken to partnering up with a new magazine, cuz that’s her hustle, she’s tried a few scandals on her own, LIKE THESE LEAKED NUDE PICS but the only thing that’s done shit for her has been magazines…unfortunately, this magazine is some body building shit, and although she’s still got a great ass, that hard body, fake tan, fake tit looking shit just makes me nervous and uncomfortable…cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes my women less manly….

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Bikini Party of the Day

Everyone loves Sara Jean Underwood…at least virgin losers do and as far as I’m concerned that’s everyone…you know since this is the internet and that’s the kind of person who frequents the internet….you know cuz actual cool people who can get laid…are busy getting laid…. She’s some playboy trash, who is actually pretty hot, turned TV host thanks to a stint as Ryan Seacrest’s front thathe’s not gay, a TV host that happens to be the body that rock’s superhero outfits on shows for virgin loser, making her fuckin’ set for life…cuz virgin losers are loyal and that’s a good thing for her…but not so good for us…cuz if we all ignored her attempt at a legit career, she’d woulda ended up in porn, in one of those coulda gone either way, and went the wrong way for us and the right way for her situations….True story.

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Maria Shriver’s Single Milf Vagina In the Wind of the Day

This is amazing…. I don’t know what’s going on in Maria Shriver’s crotch, but I do know that she’s recently single, thanks to her awesome and sleazy immigrant body building and action star husband, turned politician, pulled some amazing things by fucking the housekeeper, cuz like me, fucking anything that isn’t your wife is a good thing…especially if it has a vagina….I mean until it gets pregnant and you can’t deny the shit, cuz unlike me, you gave her your real name cuz she worked for you…instead of lying your way through it….. I also know that I love watching a dress when a girl walks against the wind….and shit defines her pussy..it’s almost pornographic….but unfortunately in Shriver’s case…she’s been married too long, has embraced her age and position as a soon to be grandmother, while showcasing why her husband strayed, because the only thing that can make a cameltoe look like this puffy mess, is huge fucking bush…..or ravaged lips thanks to the birthing process….both hardly attractive to the average eye…especially not on a bitch trying to get laid…luckily…I’m not average and this shit is porno to me….enjoy.

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Ginger Spice is a Mom Rockin’ a Bikini of the Day

I like that Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has taken a liking to being in a bikini at all times…I like that she gets Topless in her Bikinis also, partially because she’s european and bikini tops don’t matter to those Euro bitches and shouldn’t matter to any bitches, but more importantly, cuz she’s got great tits….they were even better back when she was working as a stripper before the Spice Girls…back when bitch had to pay rent and her only asset and skill was her fat tits….but I can’t find those pics right now…so I’ll just take these recent, decades and kids later, pics of her in a bikini, cuz her body is better now than it was then…cuz I guess that’s what having stupid money does to a bitch…it allows her to not live off inexpensive pizza and beer…but instead fancy salads and champagne and prescription pills… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Alamo Drafthouse Brings 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy to Texas

Texans! Cancel your plans this weekend, because the Chinese are coming, and they want you to join them. Woah, woah, put down your gun and pick up your six-shooter, cowboy…we meant the fun kind of coming. The only Asian invasion in the Lone Star state this weekend is going to be on its movie screens. That’s right, beloved movie house and general purveyor of baddassdom the Alamo Drafthouse is bringing the Chinese titty flick experience of a lifetime to its South Lamar location, and it opens this Friday. We’ve reported on 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy before here at Skin Central, but here’s a recap for those who don’t know: 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is a Hong-Kong produced softcore flick which (rather dubiously) bills itself as “The World’s First 3D Porn”. It’s a (literally) high-flying combination of late-night Cinemax and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon , and it outgrossed Avatar in Hong Kong, proving especially popular with curious lady folk. If that’s not enough to pique your skinterest, check out the Alamo’s disclaimer: This film is not rated, but is equivalent to a NC-17 rating. The sex is softcore but there is a ton of nudity. Sold! There are no wider US release dates scheduled for 3D Sex and Zen : Extreme Ecstasy ,making this opportunity to ogle jiggly 3D boobs all the more precious. Austin residents can buy their tickets on the Alamo Drafthouse website , and Mr. Skin members can get a sneak peek of what to sexpect with the original Sex and Zen (1991) right here at MrSkin.com!

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Bianca Kajlick Nude: Rules of Engagement Star Talks Nipples in 30 Minutes or Less

Bianca Kajlich , star of the CBS sitcom Rules of Engagement and co-star of 30 Minutes or Less , has just coined our new favorite phrase: “nipple continuity issues.” Bianca makes her nude debut in the the upcoming caper comedy, playing a stripper named “Juicy” who doffs her top as she gives Danny McBride a lap dance. Bianca sat down with Access Hollywood ‘s Billy Bush and Kit Hoover to talk about her nude scene in the movie, and unlike SOME actresses we know , Bianca says the hooters were all her: Billy Bush : [You're playing a] stripper, huh…Fully nude? Bianca Kajilich : No, just topless. Kajilich then explained that McBride, despite the party-guy characters he plays, is a true professional who made her feel comfortable while shooting the topless scene, even if he did insist on shooting it two different ways “for twice the takes.” Bush (heh) went on to ask Bianca about one of the more technical apects of shooting a nude scene: BB: “The frontal nudity [for women], it doesn’t change depending on the temperature in the room, it’s all the same size.” BK: “oh, it does actually. I mean, you’ve got…nipple continuity issues going on when it’s colder.” Nipple continuity expert. Now, there’s a profession for you! Get a sneak peek of Bianca Kajilich ‘s sexiest roles right here on Mr. Skin.com…you’ll grow 3 inches or more!

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Francesca Lodo topless video

Francesca Lodo has a gorgeous body and is topless on the beach showing her sexy tits in this video Continue reading

Miranda Kerr big tits

Miranda Kerr was already a really beautiful supermodel and here she looks even hotter now that she has some big post-pregnant boobs Continue reading

Rihanna Wet and in a One Piece Bob Marley Bathing Suit of the Day

Here’s Rihanna in Barbados for the second week….I guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks…as her shit was getting stale and boring before she decided to re-invent herself with some reggae and Soca vibe, yes I just did my first music review and it was about Rihanna’s shitty pop music…..so she’s taping in and promoting herself as an authentic islander….which no one ever really denied, cuz getting her career start as a teenage hooker at the karaoke bar where she fucked rich white people from the UK while they were on vacation….lead to a lot of bitterness and hate from her peers and when they turn on you…you kinda lose that Islander edge…that she’s clearly trying to re-establish…. The Bob Marley one-piece bathing suit was a good touch…I mean I can taste the Roti pussy from here…it’s thick, irritating, but I’d still try to get up in it, I mean shit this is Rihanna…..

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Tamara Ecclestone is a Model in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Ecclestone….I have never heard of her before…but the rumor is that she’s the daughter of some model named Slavica and some F1 Racer named Bernie Ecclestone…which pretty much means she’s a rich socialite, who has used her connections to get modeling work, entertainment work, that’s not really work…but more something to do instead of spending her family money…not that it matters…she’s in a bikini and has great fucking tits…probably fake…but still tits…even though I hate fake tits…cuz they’re nothing to get excited about and usually look fucking stupid….here are the pics..

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