5 hours ago – Bar Refaeli posted these bikini pics of her in Dead Sea mud….rocking the peace in the middle east campaign that is her bikini body…muddy pussy….hot tits…you get what I’m saying here….and that is look at the pics… On a sidenote, Bar Refaeli has blocked me on Twitter, even after all the kindness I say about her…I get no respect…what a cunt…a cunt I’d like to fuck…all dirty, covered in feces and herpes scabs or not…She’s that good.
Here are some pictures of Annalynne McCord’s tight hot body that everyone in her shitty home town used to compliment enough to give her the confidence to move to LA and suck dick onto a really shitty show…feeding her ego and making her think it is gonna last, even though the rest of the world knows she’s on borrowed time and the second her stint on 90210 the Next Generation is up, she’s heading back to that home town to work that diner and be the local who almost made it…and I have a feeling in the back of her mind she knows it…otherwise she wouldn’t be taking any TV spot she can get…like American Gladiators…you know milk it while the cow’s still alive or something….she also works the paparazzi, is ridiculously tacky…but that hot body’s alright to look at…especially since it thinks it has staying power…cuz watching the fall from the top gives us all something to look forward to….
I like that Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell has taken a liking to being in a bikini at all times…I like that she gets Topless in her Bikinis also, partially because she’s european and bikini tops don’t matter to those Euro bitches and shouldn’t matter to any bitches, but more importantly, cuz she’s got great tits….they were even better back when she was working as a stripper before the Spice Girls…back when bitch had to pay rent and her only asset and skill was her fat tits….but I can’t find those pics right now…so I’ll just take these recent, decades and kids later, pics of her in a bikini, cuz her body is better now than it was then…cuz I guess that’s what having stupid money does to a bitch…it allows her to not live off inexpensive pizza and beer…but instead fancy salads and champagne and prescription pills… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t…. Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean…. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz
Here’s a ridiculous video that I assume is staged cuz I don’t trust anything on the internet and haven’t since 1995 when I was rocking chatrooms trying to have cybersex with bitches before digital cameras and webcam when shit was all textual, and I ended up in an online relationship with a bitch who wrote out the best blowjobs ever, so good that I insisted on meeting her, you know to cash in on what was described, only to find that bitch was a motherfuckin’ dude…and after 12 hours of travel time with no where to stay, it’s kinda hard to follow through on it….making that the gayest weekend of my life…. I’m just fucking around….I don’t meet people off the internet, but I do know people who do and they’ve almost always been very disappointed by the shit…it’s the internet…that’s what it is made for…but this video from 2010 is pretty awesome…
Miranda Kerr was on the runway modeling for some company because she’s still a fucking model and that’s what models do…despite having a kid or as I like to call having her vagina explode into a messy mess that was once highly erotic but is now just like some horror movie shit…at least that’s what I assume…but most mom pussy I’ve seen has been that of ghetto hookers and not quality girls who probably smell like fancy perfumes like this amazing set of tits…but I like to imagine her very fucking genitally damaged.. Here’s the video of the pictures that some weirdo put together…
These pics would be better if her ass was actually shitty, you know the covered in shit kind of shitty and not just the no real substance, soul or appeal shitty…cuz at least her ass being covered in feces would give us something to fucking laugh at or at least talk about, like the drunk chick who shit herself outside the club two weeks ago, but instead I’m stuck with this garbage media whore marketing herself shit…..and that’s no fun…cuz I only like an ass when the cheeks make a smile shape where they meet the legs…not this weird deflated garbage…fuck Ashley Greene like you were a Jonas brother who pretended he didn’t fuck Ashley Greene, giving her a complex that she could deal with cuz it meant more teen fans she’s already locked down – thanks Twilight.
I know people in Barbados and they all fucking hate Rihanna. She was gutter…you know seriously low class poverty trash from a shanty before she started hooking at tourist hangouts, at least that’s what I was told by those people in Barbados… you know that she was offering foreigners her teen pussy for money, leading to a fairy tale princess career that her gutter whore ass could only dream of…but that has in turn given her this ridiculous ego that she brings back to Barbados a bunch of times a year, where she shows off to her old peers who never bothered with her, but more importantly, to get money and free land and all kinds of other shit by the government, cuz they feel she’s good for tourism….and the whole thing pisses everyone off, but yet she still has the balls to host some Parade shit, you know like the snobby cunt too good for you but to the power of 100, where she now stays in a fancy resort, and orders the staff around worse than the white people….and the whole thing is disgusting…but not as disgusting as her sloppy fucking gut as she half nakedly parties…back home as locals look at her with disappointment and disgust.
(i don’t have the rights to the pics, so click the link below to see them Big Pussy Lips Getting HUgged) I don’t have the rights to post these pictures cuz the paparazzi hate me and threaten to ruin me even though I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to post shit I find on the internet on my personal blog to write about why the fuck Cameron Diaz’s pussy looks as thick and fucking bulging as she flexes her new A-Rod muscles in a yellow bikini…see cuz A-Rod likes turning middle aged women as manly as he fucking can…it’s kinda his thing…you know since the steroids…. When you click the link, you will see that shit is almost like watching a dude in a bikini…but it’s Cameron Diaz….who was once one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood….but now just looks like she fucks dudes up the ass with the sausage she’s got stuffed in her bikini bottomand the truth is…as gay as it may be to be into her new look…there’s just something about mary and by mary I mean a big pussy lips being hugged hard by a bathing suit bottom like it’s getting choked the fuck out in a wrestling match or some shit…and I’m loving this…on so many levels… To See The Pics of Her Big Pussy Lips Getting Hugged Follow This Link
Here’s future fat chick, currently the hottest pussy out there, for Complex Magazine half naked and showing off her amazing tits….cuz she knows she’s on borrowed time…and that she better milk this shit as hard as she can before her ass catches up to her tits you know once puberty hits…and her metabolism slows down..but until then…she’s just a 18 year old with huge tits…who takes a good picture and is playing out some farmer’s daughter in her underwear fetish and most importantly she is looking good….and that’s all that really matters…. To See the Rest of the Action Follow This Link