Here is what you call diversion….a diversion of the most basic bottom feeding kind….you know cuz yesterday there was a video of her and a gay black, or as I like to call them a G’lack, buying a ziploc bag full of something her people are saying is quartz and meteor dust…cuz I figure coming up with the single most insane excuse makes it easier to believe….cuz I know pathological liars and for some reason the bigger the lie…the more outrageous the lie…the more people believe them cuz no one would lie about something so stupid unless it was true kind of thing…but her people still told her to go out without a bra….you know to really put those rumors to rest and I wish her people were a little more hardcore cuz I’m in the mood to see lohan pussy during a herpes outbreak…but maybe that’s just me…. What it comes down to is that Lohan, once a passion of mine, is old, tired, boring and I’m done with her…as I hope the rest of the world is…cuz I’m ready to write her RIP MOTHERFUCKER post…since she’s already dead to me. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…
I don’t now if watching Leighton Meester and Blake Livery walking around set in a black robe that I assume is used to protect their clothing from their make-up, food or director’s semen from staining them, ruining the next shot….is as erotic as watching them walk around their million dollar homes in luxury lacy and satiny robes they imported from some nice smelling French boutique that they paid lots of money for….hell I’m not even sure if this is erotic at all…you know cuz both these twats are overrated and would have been better as failed actors turned hookers cuz at least then they’d make you cum….but I’m posting it anyway cuz I’ve already gone this far….
5 hours ago – Bar Refaeli posted these bikini pics of her in Dead Sea mud….rocking the peace in the middle east campaign that is her bikini body…muddy pussy….hot tits…you get what I’m saying here….and that is look at the pics… On a sidenote, Bar Refaeli has blocked me on Twitter, even after all the kindness I say about her…I get no respect…what a cunt…a cunt I’d like to fuck…all dirty, covered in feces and herpes scabs or not…She’s that good.
Vida Guerra started out as an ass in FHM….and as FHM lost it’s appeal and popularity thanks to the internet making them obsolete…she lost her one gig that brought her that level of big ass fame that has probably paid for her life….but more importantly that paved the way for Kim Kardashian and Coco’s ass fame…but now that she’s old and out of work she’s taken to partnering up with a new magazine, cuz that’s her hustle, she’s tried a few scandals on her own, LIKE THESE LEAKED NUDE PICS but the only thing that’s done shit for her has been magazines…unfortunately, this magazine is some body building shit, and although she’s still got a great ass, that hard body, fake tan, fake tit looking shit just makes me nervous and uncomfortable…cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes my women less manly….
When you are a second rate Beyonce who was used as a tool to make the world think that Beyonce carried Destiny’s Child, because Beyonce used her spoiled cunt with pull in the industry by being a catty diva to her bff from her childhood who she came up with….to ruin her career and force her to perform tits out to get any attention, work or money, while Beyonce sits at home tiling her bathroom in diamonds…. Funny how things work out when you sell out your friends for personal gain….. To See The Nipple Pics – Cuz I Don’t Have the Right To Them – But Need You to See Them FOLLOW THIS LINK
Hey, remember when Mandy Moore didn’t save her tormented best friend and ex boyfriend DJ from having a drug overdose, cuz she was likely too into herself….you know busy reflecting on her career that’s practically non existent…cuz I don’t….see cuz I don’t even remember who Mandy Moore is….and even when I think back…you know way back…I hardly thought of her as jailbait I wanted to fuck…she was all wholesome, non naked, no scandals, and that’s only good if you’re looking to get married in the suburbs or some shit, cuz suburbs have no room for dirty whores….that’s part of the reason why they suck so much…you know almos as much as these pics of Mandy Moore…for old times.
Here’s Ashley Greene, or as I like to call her, the manipulator of teenagers everywhere thanks to a solid PR team who managed to use vampires and the Jonas brothers to establish herself as someone relevant and here to stay, and she’s showing off her toned, work out addicted tits as hard as she fucking can, you know really pushing them to their limits of cleavage capabilities and I assume you probably like it…cuz you are like me and like all things with vaginas as long as they aren’t fat and even if they are fat…I’ll do it cuz the vagina has that grip on me….from barnyard animals to street hookers and everything in between…making me pretty easy to fucking please…which is pretty obvious if you take a look at these pics…and see that there’s really nothing special about them, yet I’m still celebrating them….making this whole thing way weird.
Here are some boring pictures of Blake Lively’s legs on set. I just spent the last 10 minutes zooming in and out of the shit and there’s no sign of dicaprio semen dripping down her thigh…making me wonder why I’m bothering posting these…since there’s nothing but hard face, hairy neck and some long legs….when all I really want to see is a sign, any sign, of her being a little fucking slut. Here she is in a robe so you can fantasize that you kicked her to the curb after fucking her with nothing but your robe on her back cuz she didn’t suck your dick to completition…at least that’s how I’m playing these outdoor robe pics out in my head…
Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t…. Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean…. So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz