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Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shelley Hennig is a former Miss Teen USA (Huge accomplishment, something to really be proud of, you’re not Miss Teen USA, you’ve never even fucked a pageant winner, not any winner, not even the best hog at the county fair ribbon holder, so by default she’s better than all you’ve fucked, assuming you’ve fucked, which I don’t, you incel fucks. She now she’s an actress apparently on Teen Wolf if that’s still a show….at 32 she’s old enough to be in the original Michael J Fox, pre shakes, movie….and I guess she’s getting married…at 32 that’s marriage age…and I guess felt the need to throw one very last minute slutty pic as a memento to her single life….a tribute to all the men who she’s been half naked for…but who weren’t good or rich enough to marry. HOWEVER…this could be for a role or shoot and nothing to do with getting married…. Maybe it is a promo for her new HULU show and now a “getting married” like she’s not some kind of whore when all celebrity women are wholes based on the JOB description alone. It’s asking too much of me to figure all that out about something so stupid…like she’s not even actually naked. Do better….this is exactly why she’s not more famous. It’s a different era 32 year old dinosaur..you gotta get more graphic to compete… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shelley Hennig Naked Bride of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The big news on the internet in celebrity nudes the last few days, is that Suzanne Somers posted a weird nude in a field pic of herself to celebrate her 73rd birthday, which was only shocking because I thought she was 95. The set of tank top wearing braless hard nipple tits we jacked off to in the late 70s…who became a set of tits we jerked off to in her thighmaster infomercials despite being old then…and now at a real old age…she’s attempting to give us more and we should in turn give her some credit and appreciation for 4-5 decades of jerk off material…not that you cna really jerk off to this one but I know some of her fans already have, it is old news…but it’s the thought / effort that counts…I guess… Now if only all the old ladies in the park feeding the pigeons and trying to pet my dog took the same approach…it’d make life way more depressing as that constant reminder of how woman fucking rot… So here she is holding her big old tits…for surviving Hollywood. The post Suzanne Somers Naked for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vita Sidorkina Pussy Print Fitness Erotica of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vita Sidorkina is some hot Russian model… She is bringing her communist rule attitude to the instagram where she shows off her athleticism in slutty poses, because all positions a girl can get into is slutty to the right pervert…and also shows off her communist intelligence by producing content like this to infiltrate the system and make her way into the bedrooms of rich and powerful americans who can’t help but trade government secrets for a chance to fuck this hot long lean model body. There’s something special about soulless, cold, possibly evil Russian women, who are trained to get what they want out of life by any means, usually involving taking over a Western Life….by using their hot bodies to get that American dream their parents were deprived of when everyone was a prisoner in work camps waiting in line for rationed tampons… It’s like they won’t ever go back to what the family experienced and they carry that trauma like they lived it….so being slutty on IG to make sure it will never happen to them again is good strategy that also allows us to jack off to her – if you’re like me and prefer jerking off to real women doing sexual things that aren’t blatantly sexual, instead of the graphic hardcore porn that is just close up penetration…because I like the human aspect and not the body part aspect of sex…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Vita Sidorkina Pussy Print Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Em Rat Cow Asshole of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The one obvious thing in these attention seeking – called the paparazzi herself – cuz that’s the kind of bottom feeding trash that has scammed a bunch of idiots with her hot tits – is that Em Rat Cow’s face is fucking mangled, busted, disgusting, but probably still worth cumming on as it eats your ass…but really who’s face isn’t worth cumming on while it eats your ass….not that she’d eat your ass, she’s a married woman, loyal to her rich man, not like she as loyal to her last man, because she fucked Ben Affleck, Kanye West and David Fincher while with him..you know to get ahead as being more than just tits on the internet. Nothing she does is interesting, nothing she says is compelling, and I avoid posting her bullshit as often as I can, because I like to pretend she doesn’t exist….and don’t need her googling herself and ending up here to whine about whatever injustices her tits face thanks to her sexualizing them to get ahead..cuz a new feminist narrative is more appealing… But sometimes, I just need to suck it up and assume she’s not “THAT” bad, and just taking advantage of an opportunity she has little to do with, just a right time / right place / right series of events that has paid out in dividends…if anything we should take her scam to all the uglies with hot tits and say “this could be you”….make it a Harvard Business Review case study for future students who like business case studies to see showing tits, if thy are hot tits works… I don’t care and I know you don’t care about Rat Cow as a personality, we don’t even care about her weird bird face….we’re here for the tits and the fact that she’s been working on her ass so that she can bee more than just tits..and soon enough she will be 30 and forgotten so make it all while you fucking can… Clearly her tactics work and we’ll give her some recognition for her HARD work…LOL… Here she is topless on the beach TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Em Rat Cow Asshole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Richie the low level Kardashian who doesn’t need to be a Kardashian because her dad is Lionel Richie…so she does it by choice…because what I think is disgusting and lame is clearly not what the rest of the world thinks is disgusting and lame…. Whether you think she’s hot or not is irrelevant, whether you think she looks like a silly muppet and that Jim Hanson, like Chris Hanson, and the Simpsons since him was a prophet with a glimpse into the future with GOOGLY eyes and a big dumb mouth… she’s a young rich kid with daddy issues and fans and doesn’t need your observations or analysis on why she fucking sucks…cuz those are all part of the reason why she sucks…dick…you know. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sofia Richie Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cardi B Thong Twerk of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cardi B is too trashy for me, and I like real fucking trash, I just don’t like this kind of trash. She is the exact kind of annoying stripper I avoid at the strip club, rocking her fake Chanel or maybe her real Chanel, acting like she’s a big deal of the club, the featured dancer even though there are no featured dancer. If you’ve been to a stripclub you know what I mean, and that is that you’d avoid this type… Thanks to the perversion of this era, the strippers get more clout cuz the rappers validate them, by fucking them, remember Amber Rose…..it’s like from working the pole amongst meth addicted down on her luck sluts, to private jets with dumb fucking overpaid rappers, buying all their hood rich clothing with their hood money and basically RUINING the kids who watch them and look up to them like they are Britney Spears or the Spice Girls or Madonna….because Cardi B’s audience are all 15 year olds. Anyway, she brought out her fake ass, with a ghetto Tat that she thinks is fabulous, cuz of her pile of money, and twerked for whatever reason, probably trying to promote her J.LO movie….about the stripper life..cuz society is excited about strippers now…when strippers should never be celebrated, always treated like gutter whores trying to take advantage of you by taking all your money…bastards.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cardi B Thong Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsie Hewitt Big Tit Instagram Trash Wins Settlement of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsie Hewitt is the enterprising host body for a huge set of tits, that is now an inspiration to instagram sluts trying to make it, because bitch just got fucking paid. The story is basic, and obvious, an instagram girl gets a following because of her big tits. The instagram girl follows a celeb she thinks is hot. The celeb being an idiot celeb, sees the tits and realizes how easy it is to get girls to fuck with social media, before he’d have to leave the house, now he can vet them on the IG and send a driver… So dude gets sucked in by the tits, girl makes him lose his mind, when he realizes she’s not a real human, but rather an instagram girl opportunistically moving ahead in the world…in the laziest of ways…tits first.. Anyway, she stages a fight, gets in his shit, calls the cops cuz girls are ruthless and she knows everyone will be on her side. Dude denies it. That means nothing it today’s climate…. So before it goes to court, he settles with her, to keep the exposure as low as possible, so that he doesn’t lose his career, and go back to being paid alimony by Reese Witherspoon like some kind of K-Fed…cuz I guess she was a good choice in girls to knock up….while Elsie was the wrong whore from the internet to fuck with. She backed you into the corner bro. So another garbage girl, with garbage intentions, doing garbage things, and being rewarded for it. Awesome…. Willing to sign off an NDA for money. You know cuz she doesn’t care if he’s actually abusive, she knows he’s not. She cares about the money. So be warned all you out there. Beware of the eager tits coming for you. They are up to no good. The post Elsie Hewitt Big Tit Instagram Trash Wins Settlement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Mary J Blige got Them Tits Out of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

And I don’t know if that’ a good thing or not. On one hand – tits are great. Fun to look at and all that other shit that has allowed women with tits to be celebrated. We are dudes and we are drawn to them…and the reality is…so are women…it’s obviously some instinct shit that happened when we were children and that we are coded to feel…so next time a girl says “my eyes are up here” walk her through your genetic coding and how you need to crave tits as a child to survive as a species…and you don’t ever grow out of that. It’s in our DNA… On the other hand – it is Mary J Blige JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Mary J Blige got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claire Holt Ass Shot of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Claire Holt may be Seth Green’s wife – who I know is named Claire…because I fucking hate that name… But she may not be his wife, you may want to do your due diligence in the event you like this ass. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Claire Holt Ass Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin Slutty for Jesus of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

HAILEY BALDWIN and her new husband that she has been married to for over a year, but who they decided to remarry a few weeks ago, because they are young and rich and religious, while trying to connect with GOD, while connecting their genitals are in the new Calvin Klein campaign, being slutty for Jesus, because Jesus absolves all sins RIGHT…that’s the story anyway. I don’t buy that any entitled cunt like Baldwin or Bieber has any ounce of religious beliefs, or even spirituality. It’s obviously that they are empty rich kids with no real self identity…one a low level celeb loser’s daughter, the other some Canadian sold to the industry at a young age, likely raped in some capacity while earning all that money, when dude was probably happy just hanging out at home having a normal childhood…before being sold o youtube at a young age…like some kind of boy icon Hailey Beiber had her first sexual sex with, and likely jacked off to after bible study her dad forced her into – cuz he’s a recovering addict and we know how all of those are. What I am getting at is this is an ad they did for CK, to be relevant, looking like silly slutty sexual pervert fucks, despite their fake religiousness but I guess marrying Bieber’s done big things for Hailey and this is it…. Here is the dumb video.. Kendall Jenner was also in the video.. TO SEE MORE PICS OF BORING KENDALL JENNER CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hailey Baldwin Slutty for Jesus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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